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Across the Realm

Chapter 6: Cults

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Isabella: You know, if you are skilled, we would have done this easily

Buford: I do have some skills.

Isabella: Indeed you are very skilled... Getting people to do things for you. But right now we need to find others in this strange place. I wish fireside girls were here

Baljeet: Well, we would bring some here, especially that cute little-

Buford: Yeah, we get the point nerd.

Isabella: Yeah let’s go.

(Buford, Isabella, and Baljeet wander into the town of Encanto)

Buford: Look at this town, it's like my old place

Baljeet: Was it that beautiful?

Buford: More beautiful than you

Isabella: I can get a different vibe here. Baljeet, is your locator working?

Baljeet: No connection

Buford: Aww, that means we never get to see my favorite show again

Isabella: Concentrate, this means we need to use old tactics to find them

Buford: (Spots someone heading towards them) Hang on, who’s that cabbage head that is walking towards us

Isabella: Maybe someone who can help us

Camilo: Hi

Baljeet: Hi, hav-

Buford: Hey kid! Have you seen a triangle head kid and a long neck kid?

Baljeet: He means, have you seen our friends

Camilo: Oh, that triangle kid? Yeah, he’s in that house over there. That big house

Isabella: In that town hall?

Camilo: No, house

Buford: A mansion?

Camilo: No, no. It’s a house that multiple people-

Baljeet: A orphanage?

Camilo: Wha- No, it’s-

Isabella: No one else has a house that big

Camilo: You can but-

Baljeet: A big orphanage!

Buford: Shut up with your suggestions that doesn’t make-

Camilo: It is just a big house with like 12 people living inside it!

Buford: So it’s a mansion

Camilo: (Facepalms) It's just a house, that’s all you need to know

Isabella: We just need to find our friend.

Camilo: Follow me.

Buford: To a mansion?

Camilo: Shut up!

(Soon, the group began heading towards a casita when they heard something)

Random person in the distance: Aloo Ah Gae Oog Ah Lae

Random crowd in the distance: Aye Ooga Lae Elo

Same person in the distance: Aloo Ah Gae Oog Ah Lae

Same crowd in the distance: Aye Ooga Lae Elo

Camilo: Don’t mind them, they are a bunch of weird people who does it every tenth night, just think of them as cults

Isabella: Why Tenths?

Camilo: I don’t know, it’s something I made up. Come on!

(Mirabel leaves Casita as she spots the group)

Mirabel: More guests I see?

Buford: Oh look! Another cabbage head!

Mirabel: Hey!

Camilo: Mirabel, Can you get those cult people to shut up

Mirabel: What?! They aren’t cults. They are chanting about how much of a pathetic turd you are.

Buford: So Are you both in love or somethin’?

Mirabel & Camilo: NO!

Random person in the same crowd in the distance: HOW MUCH OF A PATHETIC TURD DO YOU HAVE TO BE!? YOUR MOM DOESN’T LOVE YOU, YOUR DAD LEFT YOU, YOUR GRANDMAR DOESN’T LOVE YOU AND YOU’RE GONNA GROW UP TO BECOME ADAM SANDLER

Isabella: Ok what was that?

Mirabel: I feel insulted

Camilo: What how?

Mirabel: Let's go inside, it’s not safe with those kinds of people

(Group goes in the Casita)

A random Person in the distance in the crowd: SHUT THE F-

(Door closed shut)

Camilo: It’s getting really hectic out there

Baljeet: By the way, who are you guys?

Camilo: I’m Camilo and this is Mirabel (Points at Mirabel), a certified asshole

Mirabel: Hey!

Isabela: I’m Isabella, this is Baljeet and Buford (Points at two troublesome Duo)

Mirabel: Nice

(Both Pepa and Phineas leaves the kitchen and towards the group as he spot the group)

Phineas: Oh hey Guys!

Isabela: Phineas!

Pepa: More guests I see?

Phineas: Well, how did you get here?

Isabela: The portal was left open and when we enter it, it disappeared

Phineas: That’s a bummer. Well, it was nice seeing you guys!

Mirabel: Anyways come!

(All goes to the kitchen while Pepa and Camilo follows slowly behind

Pepa: Why did you go out? You know there are dangerous people out there.

Camilo: Yeah, sorry Mami.

(The Next Day. All people introduced each other by this point. It is morning, Camilo is helping Mirabel while she’s in bed)

Camilo: Well, what can I say? You look like a total turnip head.

Mirabel: Don’t tell me that is how you greet your parent. (Sighs) Meeting new people is hard, I wonder if we have anything in common

Camilo: That couldn’t’ve been easy. Perhaps you've more in common than you think. Augh, bad breath for example.

Mirabel: Excuse me?

Camilo: Strange heads.

Mirabel: Er, now, hang on a minute.

Camilo: Good sense of humour. No, no, you're right, you've nothing in common.

[Mirabel throws a pillow at Camilo. He ducks and the pillow lands at Abuela's feet as she enters.]

Abuela: A word

Mirabel: Shi-

Abuela: Alone

(Camilo picks up the thrown pillow as he leaves)

Abuela: Mirabel, with these new guests, you really need to get your primos in line, we cannot be seen as disrespectful

Mirabel: I can’t fix Camilo and Antonio, maybe he got his influence from Camilo

Abuela: Well, just make sure they don’t cross the line until things are sorted out

Mirabel: I’ll try my best abuela

Abuela: Thanks (leaves)

Mirabel: sigh I'd never had a Primo who could be such an ass

Camilo: (Shouting, offscreen) Or I one who could be so stupid! (crashes into an object)

Camilo:  WHAT THE F-

Notes:

Thanks for reading and goodbye Tri State Area!