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Dolores: I mean…
Isabela: When mami tells me to grow stuff she says some specific plants that are pointy shaped and tha-
Dolores: Let me assure you that that’s it not what happened
Isabela: But there is a strong chanc-
Mirabel: (Approaching the group) Hey guys, who’s going to show these people around? Definitely not me as I am busy
Camilo: Not me
Isabela: Not me
Camilo: Dolores will
Dolores: What why?
Isabela: Because yes
Dolores: (Sighs) Fine. You guys are unhelpful
Mirabel: That’s what we’re here for!
Dolores: Wha…
Abuela: (Enters Casita) So everyone… Hello?
Phineas: Oh hi there, we three came from a different dimension and we need help getting back!
Abuela: Well, we would be happy to help
Isabela: Yeah Dolores is showing them around!
Abuela: Plus it getting close to dinner, perhaps you could all join?
Phineas: Sure. Also I’m Phineas, my brother Ferb and my sister Candace
Abuela: Well it’s nice to meet you anyways. Go along!
(Dolores then shows all three around Encanto for 3 hours while Mirabel and Camilo waits outside the Casita)
Mirabel: Remember what our moms say-
Camilo: That you're an ass
Mirabel: What?
Camilo: What?
Mirabel: What did you say?
Camilo: Nothing?
Mirabel: Primo...
Camilo: What? Nothing!
Awkward silence
Mirabel: About what you sa-
Camilo: Shut up, we have guest coming and why are you being an ass all of a sudden
Mirabel: What, you started it you prat!
(Camilo looks at Mirabel)
Camilo: You know, life ain’t that easy, you gotta do this and that, and I wonder If I ever get to be myself
Mirabel: You always were.
Camilo: No, not after you insulted me with your bushy ass hair
Mirabel: What, I- (Interrupted by Phineas, Ferb and Candace arriving with Dolores)
Phineas: Hey guys! What’s for dinner?
Mirabel: It’s a secret, you’ll find out soon enough!
Phineas: Well that great!
Abuela: Time to eat!
Mirabel: Its time! Come on, you’ll love what we have!
Ferb: Neat.
Candace: Since when did you talk so much?
Ferb: I… have no idea
(During dinner)
(Mirabel arrives with a heaping plate of food)
Camilo: Ah! My favourite. Herb crusted Arepa
Antonio: Easy now, we don't want any more holes in that belt.
Camilo: How dare you say that in front of your guests!
Antonio: What do you mean mine, it ours!
Camilo: What, they’re not yours?
Antonio: What do you mean, they aren’t my slaves!
Dolores: Wtf are you two talking about
Camilo: Say what now?
Dolores: I am just asking you to respect our guests!
Camilo: Why?
Dolores: Maybe I know something they don't.
Camilo: Which is?
Dolores: You know, that you're a cabbage head.
[Camilo gives his usual puzzled expression, then considers the insult.]
Camilo: Maybe. I should've listened to you, just this once, I think you were right. Even if you are the worst sister in the whole of Encanto
Candace: So, what do you norm-
Luisa: Where’re my dang treats?
Camilo: Over here (Points on his plate)
Luisa: You took my treats?
Camilo: Mhm
Luisa: You took them
Camilo: To keep you in shape.
Luisa: Are you saying I'm fat?
Camilo: No. Well not yet
Luisa: i Am NoT FAT
Camilo: You see? It's working
Ferb: She Is just muscular not fat, cabbage head
Luisa: Thanks
Julietta: Looks like you are all enjoying yourselves
Phineas: Yes, yes we are.
Candace: Anyways what do you guy-
Camilo: Do you have any natural gifts, kid?
Ferb: No. Well, let me think. I'm not naturally rude or insensitive.
Camilo: Just naturally irritating.
Candace: Always, wha-
Dolores: Camilo, sto (realizes) Sorry Candace, carry on
Candace: What do you guys do in day to day life?
Augustine: Stuffs, bit of this, bit of that and dabble of-
Antonio: How long have you been training to be a prat?
Augustine: You can't address me like that.
Antonio: I'm sorry. H-how long have you been training to be a prat, Uncle.
Candace: Ok I am trying to be nice but you are not taking it seriously, you know? I am acting nice-
Ferb: For once
Candace: Thanks a lot Ferb.
Abuela: Sorry about Camilo and Tonito, we help the community around here.
Mirabel: ‘Was’
Abuela: Not you too, Mirabel.
Phinieas: Well I was going to my cool gadgets by some rascal rat took ‘em away!
Candace: So you have been outwitted by a rat.
Phineas: They do say rats are very intelligent?
Camilo: More intelligent than you, it would seem.
Bruno: Sorry… heh, I’ll make sure they give it back to you
Candace: Whatever, by the way, what’s your gift? Er…
Bruno: Its Bruno
Candace: So…
Bruno: Oh right, I can see the future and that’s about it
Candace: Cool, so when do we get back?
Bruno: I have no idea but I can check it out
(Meanwhile while others are eating their food, Camilo decides to leave early and leave the casita)
(Portal opens and Buford, Baljeet and Isabella drop down)
Camilo: What the F-