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One Source mentioned that Straw hat Luffy had taken seven powerful pirate crews under his command. Having more than five thousand subordinates, making him a great Captain.
He is not only the younger brother of the Second Division Commander; Portgas D. ‘Fire Fist’ Ace, but also the Chief of Staff of the Revolutionary Army; Sabo.
He had a long running connection with the evil Germa 66 Kingdom. Not to mention the Sun and Firetank Pirates were under his submission, all united through his unnatural magnetism and leadership.
He had planned to destroy the castle with a well-calculated strategy.
He was strong enough to take down one of the top officers who was worth more than eight hundred million and billion.
And we haven’t gotten to the most earth-shattering news yet...! It is no surprise to announce that Straw hat had won that battle. However, there had been another revelation amid the supposed wedding trap of Big Mom.
Like many others, Sabo was eagerly reading the daily newspaper of the World Government. Koala and he had this special little game called ‘Spot the BS’, an upgraded version of ‘Spot the difference’ and its fun! The blond man was lying down on the pink grass with a wide grin on his face, the grin becoming impossibly wider; it seems Luffy had done even more chaos than usual.
He was just waiting for the other members of the Revolutionary Army to plan their great ambush against the World Government; or more specifically, the ‘World Nobles’. But for now, Sabo will enjoy the little moments where he’ll get to be Luffy’s older brother.
Puru Puru Puru Puru .
Sabo’s head tilts to the left, where his personal Den Den Mushi laid. It was ringing, but who could be calling him now? Maybe the Captains? But who? Maybe Koala? Had he forgotten about something? He sure hopes he doesn’t, he wants all this little time to himself to read whatever chaos Luffy rioted right now!
Sabo sighs, answering the one who was calling him-
“SABO!” Oh, it was Ace. And he was... Wait...
“SABO DID YOU READ THE FUCKING NEWS??” He was... Alert! He was freaking out! Sabo had never heard his brother sound like this in a very long time; granted he did disappear from his life for a decade but go off. Anywho, Ace was freaking out over on the Den Den line and Sabo needed to answer him or else he might shout again.
“Seeing as how you’re screaming my ears off, Luffy did something again. Didn’t he?” Sabo chuckles, misunderstanding the frustration from his brother for excitement.
“DID SOMETHING?? OH, HE DID SOMETHING.” The blond man slightly scoots away from the screaming Den Den Mushi, keeping the round mic close to him.
“Ace, what’s wrong...?”
“JUST READ IT ALL.” The older brother demanded, which Sabo finds rude in a way, nevertheless; He reluctantly does as he was told and finishes the final paragraph of the front page.
To quote from Big News Morgans himself; “Straw Hat walked in, not even caring about the holy ceremony and unity that was bound to happen; a lot of the guests there found it offensive. Most of the Charlottes had their guns out already, but he had something at hand. And if the future me were to tell me that the Wedding would crumble by the hands of those pristine papers; I wouldn’t believe him!”
“But here we are, the Wedding came to a halt; Big Mom also let it stop. Some of her children retaliated and attacked, but that isn’t the point! The reason why the Wedding had been cancelled, why Big Mom stopped- It was because- Because Straw hat and the Third Vinsmoke Prince were married! Husbands!”
And thus, their Love Game had been revealed. An even sicker marriage between the son of the Revolutionary Dragon and the Third Prince of the Germa 66.
Judge appeared to have been happy with his son’s choice of spouse.
More at-
Sabo ripped the newspaper to shreds. Koala and many others winced and cringed at the loud teeaaarrr from it.
Meanwhile, on the Thousand Sunny...
Sanji felt a chill of fear run down his spine. He felt like his days were numbered, sure; the crew was really supportive, and Sanji was more than ready to tell the others. However, it seems they forgot... Many, many other important individuals.
Nami sighs, almost feeling sorry for the blond man who was just peacefully rinsing off the plates on the sink; finally, back home and ready to cook for them for all his life.
Don’t get her wrong, she was shocked too.
“Well done, Luffy! Did you actually use your head there?” Nami doesn’t notice the perplexed expression on her captain’s face, too busy congratulating his ‘actual’ thinking instead of barging in head on.
“Are- are you sick? Do you have a headache?” Chopper frantically checked his captain, who had to kneel to let his doctor do his work. Panic coursing through the reindeer as Luffy continued to remain silent. Of course, they were back on the Sunny. Everyone had been checked for injuries, especially Luffy; since he had still fought Big Mom’s Strongest and perfect son; Charlotte ‘Dogtooth’ Katakuri.
“Luffy-kun, I must say; I applaud you. Such impressive thinking.” Jinbei laughed heartily, the Sun Pirates did take some blows here and there, but such a moment like this. He could not possibly skip!
“...Um... Everyone...?” Sanji began, finally realizing the whole misunderstanding. And the Straw Hat cook doesn’t even know if he should laugh or worry. Luffy looked ready to blow, he really was. His poor captain...
“...This. Isn’t. Fake.”
“Run, whiLE YOU STILL CAN-”
“GET OVER HERE, THE LOT OF YOU.”
One of the scariest moments of her life, if she was being honest. Seeing her captain so angry and pissed up in person was never a daily thing amongst the Straw Hat life, but Sanji calmed him down. Which was sweet. And wholesome.
“It’s Ace and Sabo, isn’t it?” Luffy pops out of nowhere, now sitting beside her on the chair by the table.
…
Puru Puru Puru Puru.
“Fucking hell.” The married couple cursed together. Nami sighed again.