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Chapter 45:
AN: Due to Ebony leaving this fanfiction behind, we’re giving it an ending. Hope you enjoy it.
We cut to Owen, Hobbies, Ace and B.B. in cosplay. Owen’s dressed as Ebony, Hobbies as Voldemort, Ace as Draco and B.B. as Vampire. “Draco” and “Vampire” are captured by “Voldemort”. “Ebony" shot an Avada Kedavra at “Voldemort.”
“EBONY”: (Always yelling) GIVE IT UP OLD MAN!
“VOLDEMORT”: (Completely deadpan) Never, because good is dumb.
“DRACO” (Actually trying to act) Please... Please save us Ebony.
“VAMPIRE” (Bored out of his skull) Help. Help.
“EBONY”: KILLING SPELL!
The spell shoots out of her wand and nearly hits “Voldemort” only for him to teleport out of the way and appear behind “Ebony” with a knife.
“VOLDEMORT”: Surprise bitch.
“VAMPIRE” (Rolling his eyes) Look-
“DRACO”: LOOK OUT!
“Voldemort” stabs “Ebony” in the leg, causing it to spurt out ketchup. “Ebony” grabbed her gun and tried to shoot “Voldemort” only for all of the shots to miss.
“VOLDEMORT”: Heh, thou art-
“Ebony” then throws the gun at “Voldemort’s” head, and actually hits him.
“EBONY”: HAH, STUPID PREP, POSER, NON-GOTH BITCH!
“VOLDEMORT”: Ouch.
The two then get into a fist fight, a pretty bad one, but one that ends with “Ebony” grabbing “Voldemort” and chucking him out of the window. “Draco” and “Vampire” are freed.
“EBONY:” OMFG DID I FUCKING KILL VOLDEMORT!
That moment, “Dumbledore”, also played by Hobbies, walked into the room.
“DUMBLEDORE” (Deadpan) Yes.
“EBONY”: THEN LET’S DANCE AND THEN SCREW AFTERWARDS!
From out of nowhere, Avril Lavigne’s song “What the Hell” came over the loudspeakers. All four of them start a dance party before a poorly drawn cardboard sign is put on the camera reading “The End.” We cut to the four of them watching what they’ve made on Owen’s laptop.
HOBBIES: Why did I agree to this?
OWEN: Let’s see what the internet thinks. (Posts it to the internet.)