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Enji has been paranoid since yesterday about Rei. Her begging him to take her back didn't feel as good as he thought it was. He always thought when that moment came he'd be able to tell her off for being a pathetic deadbeat mother but seeing her on her knees made him feel bad.
He doesn't know if it was Moe's counseling or dating Mandalay that made him soft, but it was annoying. His charm was being mean and drinking. Without those two things, he's just a regular dad with regular unruly kids.
"Enji?"
He looked over at Mandalay. "What?"
"I asked if you still wanted to eat with the Yaoyorozus?"
"Sure. I guess."
"Okay then go get dressed."
"Okay."
He got out of her bed and peeked out of the room. Mandalay watched him suspiciously exit the room. Enji went up to the 22nd floor. To go to his room and so far he hasn't seen Rei. When he got to his room he took off his shoes so he could throw it at her if she was in there. He slowly opened the door and saw the lights were still off. That was a good sign. He opened the bathroom door and saw that was empty too.
He let out a sigh of relief and sat at the foot of his bed. "Thank God." He got up and took off his clothes to get in the shower. He was able to enjoy a good 15 peaceful minutes in his showers before Rei interrupted.
She took off her clothes and tiptoed into the bathroom. She saw him through the fogged glass and melted. She walked over to the shower and opened it up. Enji turned to her as soon as he felt the cold air hit him. He didn't bother to be startled because deep down he knew she was here. "Where were you hiding?"
"Under the bed. I was surprised you didn't check the closet."
"Please leave."
"Enji just listen to me." She stepped in the shower and stood in front of the door to stop him from leaving. "Don't you miss our family?"
"No."
"Yes, you do. You don't have to lie. We were so happy when we were all living under one roof."
"Now I'm even happier that it's just me and Shouto, and Keizo every other week."
"Enji, you don't mean that. You don't even look happy with your girlfriend."
Under any other circumstance, Enji would argue that he is happier now that he's with Mandalay. However, this situation was different. Rei was unstable in his opinion and this certainly confirms it. So there was no need or desire to explain how much he prefers his life now versus then. "Rei you have to get out of my room and spend time with your fiancee."
Rei stepped closer to him. His back hit the wall trying to get away from her. "Remember the last time we took a shower together? Nine months later Natsuo was born." She tried to grab his cock and he stopped her.
He tossed Rei over his shoulder and walked out of the bathroom, grabbing a robe. He opened the door to his room and sat her outside. After he threw the robe at her he shut the door to continue getting ready.
Tokoyami and Chisaki arrived at the resort. In the van, Tokoyami filled him in on his duty. At first, the only reason Hawks wanted him at the wedding was to see him cry while he married the woman he loved. Now, he was only here for one thing and that was to keep Touya from telling Fuyumi that Hawks was "cheating." He only needed to keep him busy for the next two days. Since there was so much on his and Tokoyami's plate, they didn't have time to deal with Touya. If Chisaki failed to do that Hawks was canceling his ticket back home and ending the reservation at the resort early. Hawks knew he couldn't ask Chisaki for a friendly favor so that was the only other option.
After being given orders from the scary kid with the black hair Chisaki set off to find Touya. When he did find his friend he saw him drinking alone. Kai cracked his knuckles and walked over to his friend.
He sneakily walked up to him and quickly grabbed his shoulders. Touya panicked instantly. He grabbed his glass and turned to hit whoever grabbed him with it. When he realized it was Kai he was shocked. "What the hell are you doing here?"
"I own a tattoo shop. I can afford a ticket to Jamaica but forget about me. Shouldn't you be balls deep in a lovely Jamaican woman?"
"Got a lot on my mind."
"What could be so bad that it's distracting you from sex?"
"Hawks is cheating on my sister."
Chisaki had to think quickly. He had to pretend that he didn't know what was wrong with Dabi. But he did know. Now he has to think about how he would react as if he didn't know. In a matter of seconds, he came up with the best idea.
Touya noticed the smile on his face and got creeped out. "What?"
"Tell her."
"Can't."
"Why?"
"We're here for my mom. So I don't want to stress her out even more. By the way, she's marrying a Tensei Iida.
"You're mom is so weird."
"I know."
The stealing—her—away—plan won't work now. Might as well stick to the plan and keep Touya distracted. "Well since we can't tell her we can soften the blow."
"What do you mean?"
"We can cater to her. That way when you do tell her at least she can remember us taking care of her."
Touya thought about it. He isn't the one to serve other people. However, in this case, he can make an exception to help his twin. "Fine let's do it." He got up from the stool and the two went off to find Fuyumi.
"Think I got a shot with her after she and bitch bird break up?"
"Kai, stop trying to fuck my sister."
Natsuo and Tenko we're at the pool. Well, they were in the bathrooms by the pool. Natsuo told him they were coming here to get his skin some hydration. After he got him there, he came clean and said their here to pick up chicks. Tenko instantly ran off to hide. "Tenko come out. It's not as bad as you think. Chicks are dumb, trust me it's not that hard."
Inside the stall, Tenko was playing games on his phone. All Natsuo did was give him clothes and dye his hair, now the pale buff himbo wants him to flirt with girls.
"Look, I know I've been talking a lot of shit since I started training you and I'm sorry. But look at yourself now. Remember how you said Momo and Hana reacted to your makeover."
He remembered. They loved it. Hana said she was happy she was out of his shell and Momo compared him to a butterfly coming out of his cacoon. Keizo even chimed in and said he looked so cool with his white hair and begged Momo to let him change his hair color.
"Tenko I'm not going to beg you to come out. If you don't want to come out then I'm done helping you." Natsuo walked out of the bathroom and went to the pool bar to drink and make friends.
Tenko sighed and put his phone in his pocket. He got out of the stall and begrudgingly walked out of the bathroom. He saw Natsuo at the bar and of course, he was with two girls. “C’mon Tenko they don't bite,” he whispered to himself.
Momo decided she was going to talk to Shouto today about the pregnancy. She was determined to speak with him and no one was going to get in the way. She had already told Iida that she wanted to spend the day alone and to not contact her. She told her parents that she needed a day away from them as well. They understood, considering the tension that's been rising since summer started. If she heard the word university she was going to jump off a cliff.
Shouto was at the beach with Yu. They were walking along the shoreline, trying to think of ways to get Momo's attention. "So we've tried, the sauna, dinner, hand-holding, and cuddling in the hot tub. I'm out of ideas," Shouto told her.
"We obviously need to have sex."
"I do like the idea but I don't actually want to die."
"You and Fuyumi keep saying she's crazy but I have yet to see a crazy thing she's done."
"Just be thankful you haven't. She pretends to be innocent in public, then she's a psycho in private. She called in a bomb threat because she thought I was on a date."
"Sounds toxic."
"That's why I'm in love with her."
"Well, you better think of something because here she comes." Shouto took a moment to think about what he should do. Without warning he wrapped his arm around Yu's waist and leaned down to kiss her.
The next few moments were a bit of a blur. He was kissing Yu and then his hair was pulled. He was in the wet sand getting punched and kicked. He was able to regain his balance and stood up and grabbed Momo. She kept kicking him, so he wrapped his leg around hers and slammed her on the ground. He got on top of her and secured his legs around her. She reached for his face and was able to grab his hair. She pulled his hair hard enough to get close enough to bite him.
Shouto wasn't sure what to do. The last thing he wanted to do was actually beat Momo up, but she was trying to bite his ear off. He decided grabbing her throat was the best option and tried choking her till she stopped.
The two were finally pulled apart when Natsuo pulled his brother off her. Natsuo quickly let him go when he saw his ear was bleeding. "Ew! What the fuck happened to your ear?"
"THAT CRAZY BITCH BIT ME!"
Tenko helped his niece up and grabbed her when she ran over to attack him again. "Momo stop. Why are you acting like this?"
"HE KISSED THAT OLD BLONDE BITCH."
"You kissed Yu? That's gross," Natsuo told his brother.
"Fuck you," Yu told the middle brother.
"I ONLY KISSED HER BECAUSE YOU WON'T TALK TO ME. YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND THE ISLAND, DOING WHO KNOWS WHAT WITH FOUR EYES. WHAT WAS IS SUPPOSE TO DO?"
Momo tried to slip out of her uncle's arms while threatening to kill him. "Stop! You haven't acted like this since you were pregnant."
Momo calmed down instantly and everyone noticed. They looked at her as she was about to cry and Tenko turned his hold into a hug. "Are you pregnant," Shouto asked hesitantly.
Tenko walked off with her, so she didn't have to answer. Yu, Shouto, and Natsuo just stared at each other. "Damn, now that's what I call a plot twist," Yu spoke.
"Am I the only one concerned that one of her pregnancy symptoms is violence," Natsuo said.