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A Dysfunctional Kind of Class

Summary:

A series of one shots starring our favorite dysfunctional class

Chapter 1: Aoyama's Secret

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Coming back to school after three months was scary for Aoyama. Aoyama got there earlier than everyone else and waited till Mina came. She said she'd be there at ten, and that was 2 hours from now. Aoyama sat by the windows and looked down at all the families moving their kids back into the dorm. 

For the last five months, Aoyama has been on hormone therapy, and the physical effects were finally showing. Her features were softer. Her hair was longer. She put a little weight on, and now she was curvier. She finally felt like the person she was meant to be, but that didn't mean everyone in her class would be happy for her. 

The only person who knew was Mina, and they couldn't see each other during the break because Aoyama spent the entire break visiting family in Paris. Hopefully, mina gave her a good reaction. That might settle her nerves a little more. 

Another thing she has to worry about is being on the boy's side of the dorm. She didn't tell UA about her transition. So they still think she's a boy and therefore assigned her to the boy's side of the dorm. If everything went good, Aizawa would get that taken care of.

Aoyama looked into her mirror and smiled. She liked herself, and no matter how her class treated her, she was happy with her transition. 


Mina ran to Aoyama's run as soon as she got there. She tried not to bump into any of her classmates or Aizawa. She went up to the 2nd floor and quickly knocked on Aoyama's door. Without being told to come in, Mina opened the door and started shrieking when she saw Aoyama. "YOU LOOK AMAZING!"

Aoyama hushed her and pulled her into the room. Mina just stared with a big smile. "You really think I look good?"

"Of course I do. You have boobs! Can I touch?" She began touching her tits. "So soft. Have you finally chosen a name?" 

"Yes, I have. I now go by Yahvi Aoyama." 

"Yahvi Aoyama. Yaaaahviiiii. Ya-hvi. Yahvi Yahvi bo Bahvi banana fanana fo Fahvi. I like it. Rolls off the tongue." Mina moved her hand from her breast to her hair. "This isn't your real hair." Mina measured the hair, and it went down to the middle of Yahvi's torso. 

"The bottom half is sewn in." 

"I love it. But let's get to the real conversation. Turn around," Mina ordered her. Yahvi turned and felt Mina's hand come across her ass. 

"Ow!" 

"Yup, that's a homegrown booty if I do say so myself. So have you told anyone else?" 

"No. That's why I told you to come here. I need to tell the class, but I'm terrified. What if the guys hate crime me. What if the girls shun me and refuse to let me use the girl's bathroom." 

"Yahvi. You need to have some more faith in our class. The only person you have to worry about is probably Mineta, but I'm sure Aizawa would take care of that." 

"Can you help me?" 

"Of course! Do you want something big or simple? We could have a coming-out party." 

"Something simple." 

"Okay. How about we just gather the class tonight and reintroduce you as our new student." 

"That sounds better." 

"Great, when Aizawa calls us all down to give us our new school year threat. He's gonna say, 'Where's Yuga?' Then I'm gonna say, 'Oh, you didn't hear he died on a plane crash.'"

"What?" 

"Let me finish. After everyone is done coming to the realization that they'll never see you again. I'm gonna say, 'Dont worry, you guys because we have a new student. Introducing... YAHVI AOYAMA!' Then you're gonna come out looking like a bad bitch. Then everyone is gonna start cheering, and Katsuki's gonna get up, run to you and profess his love for you, and you'll live a happy life." 

Yahvi started fantasizing about the thought of Katsuki falling for her. "You really think he'll fall in love with me now?" 

"Uhhhh, no, not really. But a girl can dream." 

Yahvi pouted. "Okay." 

"But everyone is still gonna be happy for you. But also keep in mind that some of our classmates are dumb. So don't be offended if they ask stupid questions?" 

Yahvi giggled. "I already figured that would happen."


That night Aizawa called his homeroom down the common area. They're all in their junior year, which means they think they're grown. So he has to remind them they are children and will stay in a child's place. 

In his hand, he had a belt in case they wanted to be bold and question his authority. As the common room filled up he looked around. Great, a few them had a growth spurt. He could have sworn Izuku and Denki were five foot something the last time he saw him. He might have to keep a close eye on them this year. He looked at his watch, and it was 5 minutes into their meeting, and he was still missing someone. He looked around and saw Yuga was missing. He wasn't a big problem. The only students who needed to be here were Denki, Sero, Kirishima, Bakugou, Midoriya, Shouto, Mineta, Tokoyami, Ochako, Kyoka, and Mina. 

Aizawa wrapped his belt around his hand. "To start this meeting off, I want to say I'm not putting up with the same shit from the last two years." 

Mina's eyes grew. Why didn't he ask about Yahvi? Mina raised her hand. "What?"

"Aren't we missing someone?" 

"I only need my issues for this meeting." 

Mina had to think of a way to get him to ask about Yahvi. He started talking again, and she tried thinking faster. She used the first idea that popped up in her mind. She got up and yelled. "RACISM!" She saw Aizawa grip his belt. "My people aren't slaves anymore, Mr. Aizawa. If you hit me with that belt, I'll have the news and Twitter all over you."

He growled and loosened his grip. "What's wrong, Mina?" 

"I think it's racist to exclude students from the meeting because they're french." 

Aizawa wasn't gonna argue with her. "Does anyone know where Yuga is?" 

Seeing Aizawa fall for Mina's trap made Denki question how much power he had. Denki leaned over to Sero. "Dude, do you think I could use that excuse too." 

"I honestly think it'll get you a longer beating." 

Mina smiled after Aizawa asked the question. "He died in a plane crash," she announced proudly. Everyone looked at her, horrified. 

"What the fuck," Sero commented.

"Why are you smiling," Ochako asked. 

"That was you friend, you psycho," Tokoyami told her.

"Are you gonna throw a party when I die," Kirishima asked.

Okay, her tone was definitely off. She meant to sound sad, but the excitement of her class reaction and the relief of Aizawa asking about her made her happy. "No, I'm not happy he died. Wait, no, I am happy." That definitely didn't come outright.

"That's fucked up," Kyoka told her

"This is not going how I planned," Mina said quietly.

"YOU PLANNED HIS DEATH," Denki yelled. 

"No!" 

"Can't even trust the person you call your friend," Katsuki said as he shook his head.

Yahvi was hiding in the staircase, and she quickly came out to stop the commotion. Everyone looked at her, and she froze up.

"Hello? Are you in the wrong dorm," Aizawa asked the girl. He assumed she was a freshman. After she didn't answer, he asked her again. "Do you know what dorm you're in?" 

"That's Aoyama," Mina told him. 

"The friend you killed," Midoriya asked. 

"Uhm yeah, it's me, Aoyama," she said quietly. 

Aizawa nodded his head. A heads up would've been good, but oh well. "Would you like to speak with the class?" Aoyama nodded her head and went to the front. 

Denki leaned over to Sero. "Dude, Aoyama has titties." 

"Do you think they're real," Sero whispered back. 

Aizawa gripped his belt and ran over to the two boys. "PAY" whip "ATTENTION" whip. Both boys yelled as the belt connected with their legs. Aizawa turned back to Aoyama. "You have the floor." 

Aoyama thanked him. "Hi everyone. I'm sure it's weird seeing me like this, but I just want you all to know that I've been transitioning since April, and I hope you guys don't treat me differently. I'm happy with who I am, and I would like for you all to respect my transition." Ochako raised her hand. "Yes."

"Do you have a new name?" 

"Oh yeah. I go by Yahvi Aoyama now." Mineta raised his hand. Yahvi cringed and begrudgingly called on him. "Yeah?" 

"Do you still have a di-" 

Aizawa ran across the room and began hitting him with his belt. "RESPECT" whip "YOUR" whip "CLASSMATES" whip.

Yahvi laughed at the lashing and went to stand between Mina and Katsuki. Aizawa got back in the front and continued to threaten the class. Yahvi glanced at Katsuki. "I'm a woman now," she tried flirting.

"Do you want a fucking medal?" 

Yahvi turned to Mina and whispered. "He's so hot." 

Notes:

Let's not act like we didn't see this coming.