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A Dysfunctional Kind of Family: A Dysfunctional Wedding

Summary:

Our favorite dysfunctional family goes to a wedding.

Notes:

Because this is a whole story I gave it it's own fic.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Jamaica Me Crazy

Chapter Text

Enji, Touya, Fuyumi, Natsuo, and Shouto stepped out of a taxi and onto a beautiful resort. The reason for this is because last week all of them got a text from Rei inviting them to her wedding which was going to be in Jamaica. Understandably, they all found it weird that after four years of no contact she invited them, but they all accepted the offer for their own reasons. 

Enji decided to come because the wedding was at an all-inclusive resort, which he took as 'come to this stupid wedding and drink for free.' Touya wanted to come because of Jamaican chicks. Fuyumi saw it as a week off from work. Natsuo has never been out of the country. Shouto came because Enji didn't trust him at home by himself.

They were each handed a drink, including Shouto. "He's actually sev—OW," Enji yelled after Shouto stomped on his foot. He grabbed Shouto by his shirt and threw him on the ground. "Little bastard," he grumbled.

After Shouto got up and dusted himself off, the concierge awkwardly continued his greeting. He welcomed them to the resort and told them they were happy to have them. They told the family about everything they should expect when staying at the resort. "I'll give it two days before you all are sick of us," Natsuo commented. The staff laughed and escorted them to their rooms.

They made it to their designated building and Enji was shown to his room first. He had a king-size bed with a jacuzzi tub, a minibar filled with his favorite beers, and a coffee bar. The family of five walked in and they were in awe at how nice it was. "I don't know who Rei is marrying but I like him already." 

"Fuck Enji, let's see my room now," Touya cheered. The concierge took them to the room across the hall. After he opened the door all four siblings were disappointed when they saw two king-size beds in the room. "Like hell, I'm sharing a room," Touya comments. "I plan on drinking and fucking for the next six days and I doubt they want to see it." 

"I'm sorry, but this is the room the wedding party has booked for the four of you." 

"I hate mom's new husband," Touya grumbled. 

Fuyumi got in front of him to talk to the concierge. "Well is it possible for us to get a different room?" 

"You can but there will be a price difference." 

Fuyumi looked at her brothers. "Do you guys want 2 beds, 2 rooms?" 

"I want my own," all three said simultaneously. 

"Do you guys have money to pay for your own room?" The three brothers looked at each other sadly. Fuyumi turned to the concierge. "2 beds, 2 rooms." 

"We do actually have an entire suite with 4 separate rooms. It also comes with a jacuzzi tub, a walk-in closet, an entire bar, a hot tube, and a pleasant beach view." 

"8647 5...," Touya confidently listed off random numbers. After everyone stared at him oddly, he realized he was the only one who knew what the numbers meant. "That's Enji's credit card number."

"Glad to hear you all want the room. I'll have the bell boys bring your bags to your new suite. Feel free to go to one of our many bars and restaurants." 

"Now we're talking. DRINKS ON ME," Natsuo yelled as he walked out of the room followed by his siblings. 

"I thought the drinks were free," Shouto asked.

"He's joking, Shouto," Fuyumi answered.

"Shouto, please don't act like an airhead for the whole trip," Touya told him.

The four siblings went to get their dad and headed to a jerk bar and grill on the resort. Enji had planned on having an offspring-free vacation, but he's realized doing what they want gets them away from him a lot faster. 

On their way, they heard a familiar voice calling out to Fuyumi. When they turned their head, they saw two of her friends waving and smiling as they walked over. Fuyumi didn't wave back because she was kind of disappointed to see them. Sure they were friends, but it's been some time since she's seen them and they annoy her because they're always trying to fuck her dad. "Shouto go get us a seat. Knowing these idiots were gonna be here for a while," Natsuo whispered. Shouto listened and walked off. 

The two girls hugged her tightly and she hugged them back. "Hi, Awata. Hi, Yu." 

"It's been so long Fuyumi. How have you been," Awata asked.

"Fine." 

"You look great. What are you doing in Jamaica?" 

"Me and family are here for a wedding." 

"No way! So are we," Yu cheered. "That's so weird. Imagine us going to two different weddings on the same island." 

"CAN WE PLEASE GO DRINK– I MEAN EAT," Enji yelled. 

"We know what you meant Enji," Natsuo teased. 

"Totally. I call sitting next to Mr. Todoroki," Yu called.

"I wanna sit on the other side," Awtawa added.

Both girls wrapped around his muscular arms and they walked to the restaurant. If seeing Fuyumi's high school friends wasn't bad enough Enji was beyond pissed when he got to the restaurant and saw Shouto sitting at a table with the rest of his life problems. "Enji, it's great to see you," Mr. Yaoyorozu shouted from across the restaurant. 

"All you can drink," Enji whispered to himself as a reminder to be excited about the trip.

They all walked over to the table and took a seat. Fuyumi's friends introduced themselves. Then the two girls sat by Enji and Yu noticed a Todoroki she didn't recognize. "Fuyumi," she whispered as she nudged her. Fuyumi looked up from her menu at her. "Who is that?" She motioned to the boy sitting beside her. 

"That's Shouto." 

"What! I thought he was like 12." 

"He was 12 five years ago. Which was the last time you saw him." 

"Let's trade seats." 

"If I do will you let me read my menu?" 

"Sure." They both got up and switched seats.

Shouto was too distracted to listen to them. He was trying to figure out why Momo was giving him the cold shoulder. When he walked in and saw the family he walked up to them to say hi. He didn't expect much from her parents since they already didn't like him. Tenko was on his switch like normal but for Momo to ignore him was strange. Normally she would force him to sit by her or latch on to him like a leech. "Where's Keizo?

"babysitter." 

"A sitter? You don't trust babysitters." She just shrugged. "Did I do something to upset you?" 

"Nope." 

"Hi, Shouto!" He jumped when he heard Yu's voice.

He turned to her and waved awkwardly. "Oh Hi, Fuyumi's friend." 

"Enji why didn't you tell me you were invited to the wedding? You all could have flown in with us on our jet," Mr. Yaoyorozu asked. 

"That might decrease the value," Hana commented. 

Enji refrained from snapping at her as he waited for his drink. "I didn't know you four were attending a wedding here." He suddenly realized that it was only four. They were missing someone. The only person he actually liked. "We're the hell is Kiezo?" 

"He's with Falcon at the kiddie poll." 

"Who the fuck is Falcon?" 

"Robin?" The Todoroki family stared at him curiously. Shouto looked like he wanted to jump over the table. "Jay?" He looked at his wife who didn't remember the man's name either. He looked at his daughter who was on her phone. "Eagle?" 

Fuyumi finally figured out who he was talking about. "Why did you guys invite Hawks?" 

"Whose Hawks," Awtata asked. 

"He's no one." 

"That's cold-blooded Fuyumi," Touya commented. 

"Shut up." She got out of her seat and went over to the kiddie pool. 

Everyone watched her leave and wondered what her problem was. "I know this isn't probably the best time to bring this up but mom's on her way," Natsuo interjected. Enji glared at him. "I was gonna wait till you were drunk to tell her where we were, but she wouldn't stop texting." 

"You gotta be fucking kidding me." He looked around and stopped the first serve he saw. "3 tall glasses of straight vodka and make sure it's the stuff it's the good stuff." He hands the man a 20 and lets him leave. 

At the kiddie pool, Fuyumi found her husband, her nephew, and Tokoyami. The three were talking with some girl. Fuyumi watched carefully at the way he smiled at her, and she didn't like it. She walked over to them. "Who the hell is she?" 

Hawks looked at his wife and his smile grew bigger. "Clair, this is my wife. Fuyumi this is our new friend Clair." 

"Hello, nice to meet you." 

"Wish I could say the same. Do you mind giving us a moment? I need to speak with my husband." After Clair turned away to leave she took Keizo from him and glared at the two. "What are you two doing here?"

"Babysitting," Tokoyami answered. 

"Why couldn't you two just watch him at home." 

"If we watch him there, then we couldn't go to Jamaica," Hawks answered.

"Why are you mad at us for being here? If you don't want to be bothered then we'll leave you alone," Tokoyami told her. 

After he said that Fuyumi couldn't think straight. She wasn't sure why she was upset with them being here. It's not like they're attending the wedding. Knowing them all they needed was each other to stay out of trouble. Tokoyami stopped Hawks from wandering off and Hawks pushed Tokoyami to have fun. "Fumikage, does your mom even know you’re here?" 

"She said as long as come back alive it's fine." 

"Do we get to meet your mom," Hawks asked. 

"NO! Just watch Keizo and stay away from us." She turned around and left.

The two looked at each other wondering what hell that was about. "Mom is off the list," Hawks told Fumikage

When Fuyumi returned to the tables her friends were gone. Touya told her they had a spa appointment before Natsuo broke the news that their mom was on the way. After he said that her dad put a cup of vodka in front of her. "I got this one for you," he told her.

"Thanks, Dad." She grabbed the cup and began drinking. 

Soon after the door to the restaurant opened and in walked Rei Himura. She was glowing, she had a big smile on her face and looked very excited to see her family. "My babies! You four grew up so much." All three of her sons stood up and gave her big hugs. They also commented on how great she looked. Rei looked at her ex and daughter. "Fuyumi. Enji." 

"Rei," Fuyumi greeted. Enji just kept drinking. 

"Where's your husband, Mom," Natsuo asked.

"He went to get his family but they should be here any second." 

"Long time no see Todorokis." 

Everyone looked over to see who said it and to everyone's surprise, it was Tensei Iida. He and his brother walked over to the table and he gave Rei a big kiss on the lips. Everyone turned to look at Enji and Fuyumi, who were looking at each other. The two started laughing and kept drinking.

"You really know how to pick em' Fuyumi," Enji joked.

"You do realize you were married to her for 13 years." 

"You got me there." 

"Hello, Fuyumi. Hello Touya," Tensei greeted them. 

"If you guys need me I'm gonna be at the spa." Fuyumi got up and took the cup, then left out the restaurant. 

Tenya looked at the Yaoyorozus. He reached over the table and shook Mr. Yaoyorozu's hand. "It's great to see you again, sir." 

"Again," Shouto questioned.

Tenya leaned down to give Hana and hug and an innocent kiss on the cheek. "You look as lovely as the last time I saw you." 

"The last time," Shouto questioned. 

Tenya looked at Momo and smiled at her. "Momo I'm really happy you could make it."

Shouto was getting pissed off. He didn't like being ignored and he didn't like Tenya. So him being ignored so Tenya could have the spotlight was driving him crazy. Without saying anything he stood up and left. 

"Since we're all leaving, I'm going to the bar," Enji announced. "Congrats on your prize Tensei," he laughed.

Touya looked at Natsuo. "Jamaican chicks at the beach." 

"You read my mind." 

They both gave their mother a parting kiss on the cheek and left the restaurant.

Rei looked at her husband. “That went better than I expected.”