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The Selfish Sixteen

Chapter 38

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Henry Stickmin: everyone needs to get off the phone now -SBO

Henry Stickmin: what -JB

Henry Stickmin: Excuse me? -CG

Henry Stickmin: why -JB

Henry Stickmin: or else r might actually explode -SBO

Henry Stickmin: r??? wants us to get off the phone??? -JB

Henry Stickmin: And why tf would we do what R tells us to -TT

Henry Stickmin: are we talking about the same lonely bastard here?? -JB

Henry Stickmin: just turn it off now ok? -SBO

Henry Stickmin: if r wants us to get off this shitty screen they can come yell at us themselves -MBH

Henry Stickmin: Yeah, since when did SBO speak for R -FM

Henry Stickmin: uhh -SBO

Henry Stickmin: i dont they just told me to pass on the message… -SBO

Henry Stickmin: Right, how convenient -FM

Henry Stickmin: i dont think theyre rlly up for talking atm -SBO

Henry Stickmin: Sounds sketch -CG

Henry Stickmin: theyre probably as annoyed about all this as you guys are i swear its true tho they wanted me to tell yall to get off the phone -SBO

Henry Stickmin: lmao u rlly think we gonna believe that shit? -JB

Henry Stickmin: im not joking -SBO

Henry Stickmin: mhm -JB

Henry Stickmin: no srsly im not! -SBO

Henry Stickmin: do u take me for a liar? -SBO

Henry Stickmin: ur a henry, ergo, u r a liar -JB

Henry Stickmin: okay point but im not lying rn i swear -SBO

Henry Stickmin: x to doubt -MBH

Henry Stickmin: Wait they might be telling the truth -TK

Henry Stickmin: thank you!!! -SBO

Henry Stickmin: SBO how exactly is R indisposed? -TK

Henry Stickmin: i want to answer that but -SBO

Henry Stickmin: i dont think theyd be very happy if did -SBO

Henry Stickmin: bro how are we supposed to believe anything you say when you give literally no details??? -MBH

Henry Stickmin: Are they leaving off their timeline designation tag on messages? -TK

Henry Stickmin: um -SBO

Henry Stickmin: no? i dont think so? -SBO

Henry Stickmin: why? -SBO

Henry Stickmin: Nvm SBOs lying -TK

Henry Stickmin: wait what no im not lying!!! -SBO

Henry Stickmin: why would r even leave off their timeline designation tags what do those have to do with anything -SBO

Henry Stickmin: Why indeed -TK

Henry Stickmin: I dont understand any of what just transpired -FM

Henry Stickmin: why wont any of you just believe me??? -SBO

Henry Stickmin: There is no reason we should trust you -CG

Henry Stickmin: cg spitting fax rn -MBH

Henry Stickmin: ow. what about tt u believe me right? -SBO

Henry Stickmin: Why shoudlnt we believe you? Other than the fact that R isnt saying anything on the matter themselves? Like why the heck would they leave it up to someone like you to tell us all to get off the phone??? -FM

Henry Stickmin: are you insulting me right now? that felt like a veiled insult -SBO

Henry Stickmin: Good job noticing genius -TT

Henry Stickmin: … -SBO

Henry Stickmin: Also you got Rs character wrong they would literally never kick us off the phone. Theyre the one who requires our chaos to exist in the first place -FM

Henry Stickmin: what wdym -SBO

Henry Stickmin: Theyd be bored otherwise if we didnt exist…? -FM

Henry Stickmin: I thought it was obvious -FM

Henry Stickmin: Like how much stimulation must they require thanks to processing at CPU speeds, which they would never stop throwing in our faces… -FM

Henry Stickmin: Fuck R honestly -TT

Henry Stickmin: well its a special situation rn -SBO

Henry Stickmin: idk what to say. they told me to kick out everyone on the phone -SBO

Henry Stickmin: look all we have is your word and we have a shitton against that. so give proof or deets now or get done -MBH

Henry Stickmin: i dont know what to say to convince you!!! but they told me to get everyone off! -SBO

Henry Stickmin: Ngl sbo. You sound like the last mafia standing in an easily town win game -TT

Henry Stickmin: oh my GOD tt is my word not even enough for you??? -SBO

Henry Stickmin: Hey ur siding with frickin R here! Or at least invoking them! I have to do my due diligence and stick by my principles, where are YOUR principles? -TT

Henry Stickmin: wow. just wow -SBO

Henry Stickmin: i get why they get so annoyed with you guys now -SBO

Henry Stickmin: See what I mean??? I cant take you seriously when youre siding with R! -TT

Henry Stickmin: look r isnt DISCOUNTING anything i say isnt that proof enough? -SBO

Henry Stickmin: That is a good point actually -CG

Henry Stickmin: thank you, voice of reason!!! oh my god -SBO

Henry Stickmin: Didnt you say they were indisposed? Maybe they just cant say anything against you right now -FM

Henry Stickmin: what -SBO

Henry Stickmin: they ARE indisposed! thats why im trying to help them communicate what they wanted for you guys! -SBO

Henry Stickmin: And they expected us to listen? Ur joking right -TT

Henry Stickmin: oh my freaking -SBO

Henry Stickmin: i give up -SBO




Private Messages: Henry Stickmin to Henry Stickmin

Henry Stickmin: ARGGHHH -SBO

Henry Stickmin: tt that traitor -SBO

Henry Stickmin: R HOW DO YOU STAND THESE PEOPLE WTF -SBO

Henry Stickmin: Suf..Fering is.. familiar. by now -R

Henry Stickmin: clearly omg -SBO

Henry Stickmin: u still doing okay r? i see that weird text buffering thing messing with your presentation is still a problem? -SBO

Henry Stickmin: IM. FIne.. e. -R

Henry Stickmin: right. gotchu. -SBO

Henry Stickmin: sorry about just now ugh. i dont think theyre going to listen to me anytime soon tho so i cant rlly do what i offered… sorry -SBO

Henry Stickmin: UNF….or.TUnate. BUt, expected -R

Henry Stickmin: i didnt overstep any boundaries just now did i? -SBO

Henry Stickmin: i assumed u wouldnt want me to spread mass panic by announcing vhs whole situation, or that the phone got impacted in any way-SBO

Henry Stickmin: and vh def wouldnt appreicate me telling anyone about their private info either -SBO

Henry Stickmin: YOU W. Ere fine -R

Henry Stickmin: okay -SBO

Henry Stickmin: okay thats good to hear -SBO

Henry Stickmin: speaking of vh is vh okay? -SBO

Henry Stickmin: have they woken up yet? do u know anything? -SBO

Henry Stickmin: NO.t yet. -R

Henry Stickmin: right -SBO

Henry Stickmin: of course -SBO

Henry Stickmin: ugh -SBO

Henry Stickmin: im sorry to blast you with more of my shit -SBO

Henry Stickmin: i imagine youre already getting enough of that from everyone else -SBO

Henry Stickmin: COrr.ECt. -R

Henry Stickmin: heh -SBO

Henry Stickmin: us henrys really are wild huh -SBO

Henry Stickmin: i didnt expect seeing from your side of things to be so… -SBO

Henry Stickmin: …yk i never rlly noticed how everyone seems to hate you so much -SBO

Henry Stickmin: ??? -R

Henry Stickmin: IMP.Ressive. Of You,.t\To not.Not.Tice -R

Henry Stickmin: yeah im not sure how i didnt really realize earlier -SBO

Henry Stickmin: i know that tt didnt like you. and vh. i think even i hated you for a while -SBO

Henry Stickmin: .. , -R

Henry Stickmin: i dont know tho -SBO

Henry Stickmin: no i dont think i ever did. i think i thought i had to, to make them feel better? but you arent the stuff ppl hate about u yk? -SBO

Henry Stickmin: sorry this is bullshit i shouldnt be dropping on you -SBO

Henry Stickmin: im going to go find a punching bag for my own frustrations -SBO

Henry Stickmin: but ur pretty cool R. rest well ok? -SBO




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Notes:

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Notes:

My current update schedule is once every week, Sunday at the latest. Let me know if you have ideas for specific conversations between the Henrys!

Edit: sorry for the impromptu hiatus. Irl getting in the way, as usual. I'll be back by May 20th at the latest!