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Housten, we have a problem by Nullevoy for chocolatefreckle
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Feb 2026
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"I SEE THE HAMSTER IN YOUR EYES, HOLLANDER!" Ilya roared, leaning so far over his desk that his headset slipped down to his neck. "DO NOT NEGLECT THE RODENT! HE IS SAD! PET HIM!"
"I DON'T HAVE IT!" Shane screamed back, sweat dripping down his temple. "IT’S NOT THERE!"
"YOU ARE LIAR!"
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Hollanov + the moscow six play Spaceteam for a charity stream, it goes about as well as you'd expect
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The NHL Charity Stream where Shane Hollander brings a highlighted instruction manual to a knife fight , Dima Volkov refuses to brake on moral grounds , and Ilya Rozanov decides that "teamwork" is just a synonym for "tackling your co-captain on live stream".
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- Part 6 of Unhinged_Ilya_Rozanov.mp4
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17 Apr 2026
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The Canadian export tax (or, why Shane Hollander owns a flamethrower). by Nullevoy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Feb 2026
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Ilya reached into the pocket of his neon tracksuit and pulled out a slightly crumpled $100 bill. He stood up, walked to the center of the room, and slammed it into a gold-rimmed Versace vase that was currently serving as a glorified trash can for Sasha's empty sunflower seed bags.
"A tax," Ilya said, already unwrapping another piece of gum. "Every time the Canadian says something that makes me want to die of boredom, we pay the tax. When the jar is full, we buy him a personality."
Ilya looked at the lone $100 bill sitting at the bottom of the vase. "He still eats Cinnamon Toast Crunch for breakfast," Ilya whispered, his voice trembling. "We are going to need a much bigger vase."
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Swear Jar? More like Boring Jar, but instead of making Shane pay the gang just throw in an arbitrary amount of money to buy him a personality
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- Part 5 of Unhinged_Ilya_Rozanov.mp4
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17 Apr 2026
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The Chemical Composition of a Boring Canadian by Nullevoy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Jan 2026
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"Do not mind him, Dima," Ilya sighed. "He is sensitive. He thinks red lights are mandatory."
"They are!" Shane yelled, his voice cracking. "That is the literal definition of a red light!"
Dima didn't look back. He gripped the steering wheel with the intensity of a man strangling a ghost. "Shane. You must understand," Dima’s voice was a low, mechanical rumble. "Momentum is a gift from the Motherland, and to waste it is a sin. I do not sin in this car."
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Ilya decides it's time for Shane to meet his childhood friends, it is not consensual. (Shane is being kidnapped)
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- Part 4 of Unhinged_Ilya_Rozanov.mp4
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17 Apr 2026
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Through her eyes by Cherry42
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Jan 2026
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Svetlana and Ilya had known each other for a long time. Understanding Ilya wasn't a choice she had made, it was the inevitable consequence of years spent in his orbit. She had become a reluctant expert in his gravity.
When she started to notice the subtle shifts, she naturally began to investigate. It wasn't born out of a lack of trust, but because she knew Ilya would never ask for help out loud.OR
How Svetlana starts to notice the gradual changes in Ilya's behavior and finds out his secret.Bookmarked by the_tiredace
17 Apr 2026
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matryoshka by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Feb 2026
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He is twelve and clutching at her shoulders again, sixteen and letting her hold ice against his cheek, twenty-one and sinking into her like an exhale, barely twenty-four when Svetlana looks over at him and thinks something’s different now. You look happy. You look like you could be happy.
Ilya is twenty-six in her kitchen and holding onto the love of his life, and Svetlana can breathe again without worrying that he will stop.
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17 Apr 2026