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Izuna: *with loathing* YOU!
Tobirama: Izuna?
Izuna: *spluttering* The hell are you -!
Tobirama: *looking at his hands* I'm dead
Izuna: You bet your ass you are!
Tobirama: You should be dead.
Izuna: Well, I'm not!
Tobirama: You brought me back from the dead.
Izuna: I didn't want YOU!
10 minutes later...
Izuna: *stabbing Tobirama several times over* Why won't you just DIE!
Tobirama: *impassively* Because I'm already dead.
Izuna: *throwing up his hands* I can't have you around like this!
Tobirama: You're the one who brought me here.
Izuna: ... and I can send you back, can't I.
Tobirama: ... Izuna.
Izuna: Can't I.
Tobirama: Izuna...
Izuna: HA!
Tobirama: Izu-
Tobirama: *falls apart*
Izuna: YES!
Izuna: Hi!
Tobirama: Izu-
Tobirama: *falls apart*
Izuna: Hee hee!
Izuna: Helloooo!
Tobirama: Why do you keep -
Tobirama: *falls apart*
Izuna: Oh, this is too good.
Izuna: Welcome back!
Tobirama: Izuna, this is childish and beneath you. Aren't you sick of this yet?
Tobirama: *falls apart*
Izuna: *grinning* Apparently not.
Izuna: Annnnnd you're back in the world of the living!
Tobirama: *sighing* But not for long if you have your way.
Izuna: Aw, it's like you know me!
Tobirama: Izuna! You're going to have to stop at some point!
Izuna: *sing song* But it won't be today!
Sasuke: *sticking his head into the room* Izu-nii?
Tobirama: *in shock* You have a child?
Izuna: ... you're back from school early.
Sasuke: Sensei was ill.
Tobirama: *flatly* He cannot be your brother.
Sasuke: IZU-NII IS THE BEST BROTHER EVER!
Izuna: *stepping in front of Sasuke* You will not touch him!
Tobirama: *to Sasuke* I'm sure he is. He had a good example.
Sasuke: ... he did?
Izuna: I... I did.
Tobirama: Izuna. You need to let me go. And talk to the child.
Izuna: *very subdued* ... yes, alright.
Tobirama: *falls apart*
Izuna: Sasuke, I'm sorry you had to see this.
Sasuke: I'm not! Now I understand why you know so much!
Izuna: ... you do?
Sasuke: You get your information from dead people!