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"Burgerpants, where are your pants?" It was weird seeing him...without pants...well in a public setting. You looked around nervously to see if anyone was staring, and no one was. Burger...pants seems more uncomfortable with tie than anything else, also pulling at the neck of his dress shirt.
"Katz said I didn't need them..." He finally leaves the collar alone, focusing his attention on you. "And he said to just walk around in this for awhile. You like it?"
"...Yeah." Not like he looked bad or anything, just different. "Man, what do I even call you now that you're pantless?"
"Calvin." He didn't sound very excited. Burgerpants was a pretty stupid name but it was his and he was use to it. Although the name reminded him constantly about that one traumatizing situation. Oh, those were the days.
"Oh, right. Well, I'm gonna call you Burgerpants anyways and Calvin around Katz." You smile and lean over to pinch his cheek. "Because you're my little burger burglar~"
The feline immediately shooshes away your hand, embarrassed. "What the heck!? Don't do that...!" His complaint hushed and angry. "I'm already half naked! That's not helping..."
You can't stop the unapologetic smirk from creeping onto your face. "Sorry."
A cute huff and tail fidgetting grab later, you realize something. "So, where's Katz?"
"Dropped me off after he forced me to buy clothes that go beyond my means...can you believe that guy?"
"Yeah, I can."
"Ugh, where'd you meet that creep?"
"One time I snuck my way on someone's boat and it was his boat. Then, he tried to feed me to his giant spiders. One thing led to another and we've been friends ever since." You reminisce, happily. "He's a cool friend."
"What the actual fuck."
"What?"
"He tried to feed you to a giant spider? He has giant spiders?! W-where-- he just has them on standby?!"
"Yup. They go everywhere with him..."
"Fuck, I thought that was a dead body in the trunk..."
"What?"
"Uh..nevermind." He changes the topic. "How is your day going?" Hes not ready to go that deep into the rabbit hole, he doesn't wanna know. The guy is already scary as fuck and has already threatened his life. But as you ramble on about your awful day at work, he's content. Oh, what he does for love.