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—DON'T DARE YOU STUPID CLOWN!— Yelled Kunikida as he saw Nikolai about to break his new notebook
—WATCH ME!— Said nikolai busting out of laughter as he broke one page
Fyodor and Sigma were just staring at this
*How did all of this happened?*
A WEEK AGO
—So we're in good terms now?— Questioned dazai suspicious
—Yeah ig..— said fyodor as he entered the helicopter helping dazai to enter too
Basically when fyodor, chuuya, dazai, and Sigma were escaping the prision some guards cornered Fyodor and dazai and they had to team up to get out so they just became friends bc fan fics magical logic, Nikolai understood and after they were informed that the DOA's mission was done dazai had an amazing idea since he was in a helicopter with 3 ex terrorist jobless guys and a ginger head...
AN AMAZING IDEA...
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13 hours later in a celebration party of the agency.....
—Hey Kunikida San, where's dazai?— Asked Atsushi confused
—We were informed he will come back from jail in a few hours, he'll probably just want to rest..— He said before the door opened slamming... it was... DAZAI? WITH FYODOR, NIKOLAI AND SIGMA BEHIND?
—WHAT THE FUCK DAZAI?— Yelled Kunikida surprised
—Well, while we were in the helicopter on the way back home they were jobless and we're an agency so I offered
them to join and they accepted— Said dazai happy as if it was nothing
—YOU CAN'T JUST BRING 3 TERRORISTS AND OFFER THEM JOB!— Yelled Kunikida hitting dazai
—Its fine kunikida, we'll discuss it later.— Answered the president, Fukuzawa entering the room
He had left a few hours to visit fukuchi at the hospital and he was back.
—Since Doa crimes were too bad the government decided to put all the members in the agency's custody, it's fine, they can stay, we'll discuss this tomorrow— He said calmly as he closed the door behind him
Everyone in the room exchanged looks but after some minutes they just kept talking, Sigma was talking to Atsushi, While Nikolai was nagging everyone he talked to, Fyodor was just chilling around with ranpo.
—So? Where are they staying? We can't just dump them in a random room at night..— Asked yosano
—Maybe we can take turns and take them home so they can choose who among us they feel most comfortable with— Replied Lucy
But Who will they stay with the next days?
After hours discussing they arrived the conclusion it was better if sigma lived with Atsushi an kyoka, Nikolai with Kunikida and fyodor with yosano.
By one hand Atsushi and kyoka were happy to be with sigma but Kunikida was really angy, firstly because this wasn't in his plans, secondly because he even tolerated more dazai than Nikolai, they chose him because maybe he could maybe "discipline" Nikolai, by the other side yosano was a bit scared of fyodor but she didn't have any objection.
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After the party Atsushi was the first to leave with sigma and kyoka, he offered sigma to sleep on the couch that he had just bought so he could stop sleeping on the closet, sadly that wasn't happening.
Is everyone comfortable?— Questioned atsushi nicely
—Mhm— Said both at the same time
—Okay good night, sleep well— Said Atsushi nicely as he went to sleep
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After the party kunikida stayed to clean all the mess so Nikolai had to wait there
—Are we leaving already? It's kinda boring—
—Maybe if you helped to clean we would leave earlier—
After 30 minutes Kunikida finished cleaning and when they arrived his apartment...
—HEY THIS ISN'T YOUR HOME!— Yelled Kunikida as he watched in horror how nikolai had already made a big mess.
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In yosano's apartment everything went chill, she just showed him his bed and went to sleep without any discussion.
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Should I keep going?