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(Charlie): "Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind-"
(Susan): "Shut the fuck up!"
(Charlie): "Mother i would like to cause chaos and reak havoc among those who have wronged me"
(Lilith): "Someone accidentally threw a pice of paper at your head and you ended up apologizing"
(Charlie): ".."
(Lilith): "Go play with your ducks."
(Vaggie): "Cock sucker"
(Angel): "Pussy licker"
(Vaggie): "Long legged whore"
(Angel): "Short angry lesbian"
(Vaggie): "Not an insult"
(Vaggie): "Im sorry, but dazzle was ugly as fuck"
(Charlie) : "Vaggie!"
(Angel) "Damn. That's tough"
(Vaggie) "You're still uglier roach"
(Charlie) "So meannn"
(Angel): "Aren't you scared Emily will steal your girl?"
(Vaggie): "Charlie isn't into the preppy ones, she's into the messy bitches."
(Husk): "I have crippling anxiety and depression"
(Vaggie): "You're my friend now"
(Vaggie): "That's gay"
(Angel): "Says the one sitting on a princess lap."
(Angel): "Did you know a moths tounge is 8 inches?"
(Charlie): "Hold on."
*5 hours later*
(Angel): "Where's Charlie?"
(Vaggie): "Can't walk."
(Vaggie): "Charlie? Are you in there?"
(Charlie): "I just saw Alastor and my dad fucking."
(Angel): "Doll, I've walked in on you and Vaggie. Ain't nothing more horny then that."
(Charlie): "You don't understand Angel..it was bad."
(Vaggie): "Life is a choice. You either kill yourself or get killed."
(Charlie): "Im going to swear word at you"
(Adam): "You're ugly as fuck"
(Lute): "We had a child together."
(Rosie): "Gossip with the girls"
(Lilith): "Starring me"
(Alastor): "Introducing me"
(Charlie): "Directed by me"
(Vaggie): "I saw you hanging out with alastor the other day"
(Charlie): "No vaggie its not what you think"
(Vaggie, clocking a gun): "I won't hesitate bitch"
(Seviathan): "Like the date, age is just another number on your id."
(Angel): "Charlie, aren't you technically a pedophile?"
(Charlie): "Pfft- no?"
(Angel): "Vaggie is like, 24 and you're at least 2,000."
(Charlie): "Age is but a number"
(Charlie): "Angel, what have you done today?"
(Angel): "I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass"
(Angel): "Do you even know how babies are made?"
(Charlie): "Uhhh..storks, right?"
*After 2 hours of explaining how babies are made IN EXPLICT DETAIL*
(Angel): "And then 9 months later, a baby is born."
(Charlie, fucking traumatized): "..what?"
:p Ur gay now