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CG: SECOND VERSE SAME AS THE FIRST
CG: AND THE THIRD
CG: AND THE FIFTH
CG: GOD……..IS THIS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO PEOPLE?
GC: QU1T B31NG SUCH 4 B4BY K4RK4T. W3 4R3 GONN4 W4TCH HUM4N PUP4 P4N 4ND 1TS GO1NG TO B3 GLOR1OUS >:]
AT: i UHM, cERTAINLY HOPE IT BEING GLORIOUS IS A THING THAT WILL HAPPEN
CT: D--> E%cuse me but does this film happen to be based on the novel?
GA: That Is Entirely Possible
AT: i DIDN’T TAKE YOU FOR A pUPA pAN FAN eQUIUS
CT: D--> I am not
CT: D--> However, Arthour made me read a lot of the classi%
CT: D--> It was educating and I do have fond memories of the book
GC: W3LL TH1S LOOKS L1K3 1T’LL B3 FUN.
CG: ALRIGHT, THIS LOOKS WEIRD SO RIGHT AFTER MULAN.
GC: 1TS TH3 COLORS. TH3Y T4ST3 4 LOT MOR3 L1K3 4 P41NT1NG. SO F4R SO GOOD.
AA: terezi, w0uld y0u mind?
GC: BL4R, NO PLOT D3T41LS, SPO1L3RS OR S1GN1F1C4NT 3L3M3NTS 4BOUT HUM4N CULTUR3
GA: You Are Completely Undermining Our Original purpose Arent You
GC: Y3S >:]
AA: what 0ther m0vies did y0u watch? i am l00king f0r a frame 0f reference
CG: BEAUTY AND THE BEAST AND THE LITTLE MERMAID. AND NOTHING ELSE.
GC: YOU FORG3T H4NN4H MONT4N4
CG: AND. NOTHING. ELSE.
AA: alright give me a m0ment
AT: i AM ACTUALLY QUITE UHM, eXCITED, iT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I WATCHED pUPA pAN AND I AM CURIOUS HOW THE HUMANS HANDLE HIM.
AT: AH IT’S WENDY AND UHM,,,,WHO ARE THOSE?
GA: Well As We Briefly Mentioned Last Movie Humans Have Families
GA: I Suppose Those Two Boys Are Her Biological Siblings
AT: WELL, FIRST CULTURAL DIFFRENCE I SUPPOSE,
AT: I WONDER HOW THIS WILL EFFECT THE UHM, MOVIE,
CT: D--> The book did have other trolls in it
CT: D--> Perhaps they were left out to make it more relatable to the uncultured masses
AT: hEY, tHAT MOVIE WAS AWESOME,
AT: iT UHM, pRETTY MUCH DEFINED MY WRIGGLING DAYS
CT: D--> This w001d suggest you’ve outgrown them
AA: i f0und s0mething that might interest y0u
AA: this is the 0ldest m0vie, by far, that y0u watched
AA: there are 36 human years between this m0vie and the little mermaid
CG: HOW MUCH IS THAT IN NORMAL SWEEPS?
AA: almost 17
CG: HOLY SHIT
AA: the b00k is even 0lder, alm0st 40 sweeps rem0ved fr0m the little mermaid and almost 50 sweeps bef0re earth g0t hit by the mete0rs.
GA: It Would Appear These Children Do Have A Lusus
GC: 444W 1T T4ST3S 4DOR4BL3
GA: It Sounds So Incredibly Frightening When You Say That
AT: wE ALSO SAW THEIR HUMAN PARENTS IN A EARLIER SHOT
AT: aRE FAMILIES ALWAYS THIS BIG? i MEAN, i GUESS IT’S COOL BEING BORN INTO A FAMILY WHICH MEANS YOU ALWAYS HAVE A MOIRAIL, bUT ISN’T IT DANGEROUS IF THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE SO CLOSE, iN ONE SPOT?
CG: WELL THESE DIPSHITS ARE A LOT LESS VIOLENT THEN WE ARE. SO RATHER THEN CULL EACH OTHER THEY PROBABLY TALK ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS AND SHIT.
AT: oH THAT, uHM, aCTUALLY SOUNDS PRETTY DECENT AND CLEVER,
CG: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A PUSSY.
AT: uHM, iF THEY ARE ALL MOIRAILS, wHY IS THE FATHER SO INCREDIBLY STRESSED?
CG: SERIOUSLY, HE REALLY SEEMS LIKE HE NEEDS A GOOD SHOOSHING
CT: D--> Perhaps the rest of the family is not skilled enough as a moirail
CT: D--> The children seem too young to properly carry the responsibility that comes with the quadrant
CT: D--> And communication with a 100sus is not always an easy task
CT: D--> Leaving only the female parent 100sus to take care of him, who also helps pacify the three wrigglers I assume
AA: s0metimes I f0rget h0w invested y0u are in that quadrant equius
CT: D--> er…..I didn’t mean too
AA: it’s cute
CT: D--> oh….oh my
GA: It Is Kind Of Endearing To See How Immersed Human Wrigglers Are In Their Games Of Make Belief
AT: wHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT kANAYA? pUPA pAN IS UHM, vERY SERIOUS BUSINESS
GA: I Meant No Disrespect Tavros But Honestly
GA: Homemade Treasure Maps And Pretend Combat With Imitation Swords
GA: It Is Kind Of Cute To See The Wrigglers Play Like That
AA: y0u make it s0und like they are flarping
GA: I Had Not Considered That
CG: ARE THEY GOING TO KILL EACH OTHER AND/OR BREAK EACH OTHERS SPINE?
GC: K4RK4T SHUT UP. TH4T 1S 4N 1NCR3D1BLY SH1TTY TH1NG TO S4Y
CG: FUNNY THAT. I DON’T HEAR YOU DENYING IT!
CG: IT’S ALMOST AS IF FLARP REALLY WAS ALL ABOUT BACKSTABBING AND BLOODY MURDER. SO MUCH FOR BRINGING JUSTICE TO THE WICKED RIGHT?
AT: uHM, iT WASN’T, jUST MURDER AND BACKSTABBING?
GC: OH STOP B31NG SUCH 4 P3TUL4NT WR1GGL3R 4BOUT 1T K4RK4T.
CG: MAKE ME HAG!
CT: D--> Are……you two going black for each other?
GC: NO
CG: NO!
GA: Do You Require An Auspistice
CG: NO!
GC: LOOK, C4N W3 JUST W4TCH TH3 MOV13 4ND FORG3T 4BOUT K4RK4T B31NG 4 P13C3 OF SH1T?
CG: NOT HELPING!
AT: oH NO HE DIDN’T
AT: hE DID NOT JUST CALL pUPA pAN ABSOLUTE POPPYCOCK
GA: I Am Afraid He Did Just Call Pupa Pan Poppycock
GC: B3C4US3 R34LLY, 1T K1ND4 1S
AT: nOT YOU TOO tEREZI
CT: D--> I read the book with fondness but I feel you are taking this criticism too personal
AT: yES BECAUSE YOU ARE LOOKING AT IT THE WRONG WAY, i MEAN, wE HAVENT EVEN SEEN HUMAN pUPA pAN YET
AT: yOU’LL SEE, I MEAN, i BET EVEN HIS HUMAN INCARNATION IS SUITABLY BAD-ASS.
GA: Once Again We Have A Slightly Sympathetic Display Of The Parent Lusus
CG: HE WAS JUST A BIG FUCKING BALL OF STRESS FOR BEING LATE TO A PARTY. WHAT KIND OF IDIOT VENTS HIS ANGER LIKE THAT TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE?
CT: D--> I assume you are aware of the irony of that statement
CG: WHAT IRONY?
AT: i DON’T GET IT, wHATS WRONG WITH nANNA BEING A DOG?
GC: 4ND NOW TH3 MOTH3RLUSUS 1S 4USP1ST1C1NG B3TW33N TH3 F4TH3RLUSUS 4ND TH3 CH1LDR3N.
CT: D--> It is e%tremely confusing how often these humans flip quadrants
CT: D--> Or are you to tell me this is considered normal behavior in these ‘families’
AA: as a matter 0f fact yes
AA: yes it is
CT: D--> Then these humans are a race of f001s
CG: YEAH WE KINDA FIGURED THAT OUT.
GA: I Do Like How Lovely Nanna Is Animated
GA: Clearly The Movie Paid A Lot Of Attention To Animation
AA: the animati0n f0r this m0vie was d0ne c0mpletely by hand
CG: WHAT THE SHIT. YOU HAVE TO BE THE MOST PATIENT FUCKING MONK OF MOUNT NIRVANA ON A OVERDOSE OF RITALIN TO DRAW ALL THOSE FRAMES.
AT: oH THERE HE IS, tHERE HE IS
GA: I Noticed
GA: The Audio Cue Goes Very Well With The Animation And Has A Playfully Mischievous Sound To It Wouldnt You Say
AT: yES I CAN SEE HOW THAT IS A THING YOU MIGHT SAY, bUT REALLY, i DON’T CARE,
AT: i WISH I COULD FLY LIKE THAT, tHINK HAPPY THOUGHTS, bE CONFIDENT AND TRAVEL AROUND WITH A FAIRY,
AA: i knew this was g0ing t0 happen and i still cann0t believe h0w much 0f a fanb0y y0u are
AT: i AM NOT A FANBOY, i MERELY UHM, aPRECIATE IT
AA: n0 i am 89,73% certain y0u are the very definiti0n 0f a fanb0y
AT: wAIT WHAT? i UHM, qUESTION THE VALIDITY OF THAT CALCULATION,
GC: S33 4R4D14, 1T 1S MUCH MOR3 FUN 1F YOU G3T 1NVOLV3D 4ND S4SS TH3 BOYS
AA: i wasn’t
AA: i was merely stating a fact
GC: >:/
GA: I Never Got The Appeal Of His Attire
AT: iT’S ICONIC
GA: It Is Rubbish
CT: D--> I never quite understood how a man loses his shadow.
AT: oH THE LUSUS TOOK IT
CT: D--> yes but…..how
CT: D--> It is a 100dicrous assumption that one can lose ones shadow when a shadow is not a physical object
CG: LOGIC IS NOT THE STRONG SUIT OF DISNEY FLICKS BUT THEY TEND TO STAY TRUE TO THE RULES THEY ESTABLISH FOR EACH WORLD THEY CREATE.
CG: SO I SUPPOSE IN THIS WORLD IT IS A COMMONLY ACCEPTED FACT THAT PEOPLE CAN LOSE THEIR SHADOW.
CG: FUCK, WENDY LOST HERS LAST WEEK. SHE WAS LOOKING FOR HER SHADOW FOR HOURS. TURNS OUT THE CRAFTY BASTARD WAS HIDING BEHIND THE COUCH.
AT: oK, i THINK YOU ARE NOW BEING SARCASTIC FOR THE PURPOSE OF MAKING THIS SCENE LOOK RIDICULOUS,
AT: uNLESS YOU ARE BEING SERIOUS IN WHICH CASE, i TOTALLY UNDERSTAND,
GC: SH3 T4ST3S 1NT3R3ST1NG
AT: oH THAT IS tINKERBELL. sHE IS UHM, pRETTY AWESOME
GA: Hahahahahahaha
AT: aRE YOU MOCKING HER AS WELL kANAYA?
GA: No No You Do Not Understand
GA: Only Now Do I Discover What Miss Bell Is Supposed To Look Like
GA: Vriska Had Merely Send Me The Most Basic Of Dress Designs And Expected It To Be Made As Such
GA: Really Her Design Was Drawn Childish At Best And Unrecognizable At Every Other Juncture
GA: If This Is The Character She Wished To Emulate I Would Have Done A Much Better Job Had She Directed Me To The Source Material
GA: For Starters I Would Have Informed Her That She Would Probably Be Better Of Imitating Hook
AT: cAN WE UHM, pLEASE NOT BRING UP THAT EVENT AGAIN?
AT: iT WAS WEIRD, sCARY AND PRETTY CONFUSING AND i AM TRYING TO FORGET IT,
GA: My Apologies
CT: D--> I am glad they stick to the source material and do not let the fairy speak
CG: YEAH, SHE CONVEYS A LOT OF EMOTION JUST BY BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. THAT’S KINDA COOL.
GC: MR P4N, WH4T 4R3 YOU DO1NG?
AT: hE IS GETTING HIS SHADOW BACK, oBVIOUSLY
GC: ….WHY? H3 S33M3D TO B3 DO1NG F1N3 W1THOUT 1T.
CG: PERHAPS IT IS SYMBOLIC FOR SOMETHING?
GC: OH, L1K3 H3 W4SN’T COMPL3T3 W1THOUT 1T?
CG: YEAH SOMETHING LIKE THAT. OR THAT WITHOUT HIS SHADOW HE IS IN IMBALANCE OR SOMETHING?
AT: gUYS WHY ARE YOU MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS?
AT: hE LOST HIS SHADOW AND UHM, iS GETTING IT BACK NOW, tHERE ISN’T ANYTHING DEEP OR MEANINGFUL BEHIND IT,
CT: D--> have you even read the book Nitram?
AT: wELL NO, i’VE SEEN THE SHOW AND WATCHED THE MOVIES
CT: D--> it shows
AT: oH NO, yOU ARE NOT BEATING ME IN A pUPA pAN NERD-OFF HERE
CT: D--> this isn’t a f001ish ‘nerd-off’ this is a confirmation of your own childishness
CT: D--> you need to grow up Nitram
AT: nEVER
GA: Girls Talk Too Much
GA: And Why Pray Tell Do You Feel This Is A Trait Exclusively Associated With Women Mr Pan
GA: I Would Wager Plenty Of Men Have Trouble Keeping Their Every Thought To Themselves
GA: This Comment Is So Thoroughly Sexist I Am Appalled And Feel Obliged To Wonder Whether Or Not The Writers Have At One Point In Their Lives Met An Actual Female Human Being
GA: Come To Think Of It Perhaps It Is A True Fact That Human Females Talk Too Much
GA: Rose Always Seems Incredibly Pleased With The Sound Of Her Own Voice And Tends To Take Her Time To Figure Out How To Say Something Using The Largest Amount Of Words Possible
GA: I Do Not Know If This Also Counts For Jade Though
GA: I Have Not Talked To Her As Much
GA: Goodness Gracious This Could Very Well Prove Mr Pans Statement True
GA: That Women Indeed Talk Too Much
GA: Because It Applies To Human Women Of Which There Are Currently Only Two Left In Existence
GA: Which Means That At Least Half Of The Human Women Talk Too Much
CG: I…..WHAT!?
GC: TH1S 1S JUST CUT3
CT: D--> ……
AT: ,,,,,,
AA: 0_0
GA: What
CG: LOCK YOUR DOORS, LOCK YOUR WINDOWS AND HIDE YOUR CHILDREN. PETER PAN IS SNATCHING EVERYONE AND TAKING THEM TO NEVERLAND.
GC: TH3R3 4R3 4T L34ST 139 4LT3RN14N L4WS WH1CH G1V3 W3NDY OR H3R LUSUS TH3 R1GHT TO CULL H1M WH3R3 H3 ST4NDS.
CT: D--> I always found it pec001iar one would so eagerly follow Pupa Pan into Neverland
AT: wELL, BECAUSE IT IS nEVERLAND? iT’S BEAUTIFUL, iT’S THE PLACE WHERE FANTASY COMES TO LIFE
CT: D--> It is also home to a plethora of dangers such as pirates, savages and even cannibals
AA: well, dying isn’t s0 bad
--arachnidsGrip [AG] invited self to convo--
CG: OK THAT’S IT. NEXT MOVIE STREAM IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN A PRIVATE FUCKING CHAT BECAUSE YOU FUCKWITS ARE PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO LET PEOPLE WATCH A MOVIE IN PEACE.
AG: Kaaaaaaaarkat, you didn’t really think you could selfishly keep on hogging Fussyfangs and Terezi did you ::::)
CG: THAT ENTIRELY DEPENDS. ARE THEY FUCKING OBJECTING?
GA: Not Really
GC: NOT 4T 4LL
AG: Oh come oooooooon. You even have Tavros watching a lame stupid movie for wrigglers with you
AT: yES BUT IT IS UHM, pUPA pAN, WHICH i DON’T THINK IS LAME, oR STUPID, oR PARTICULARY MADE FOR WRIGGLERS
AG: Pupa pan you say?
AG: Well I suppooooooooose I can give these silly movies another shot.
CG: WHAT? NO!
CG: GET OUT OF HERE SERKET. WE’RE WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE
AG: 8ut Karkaaaaaaaat it is soooooooo fucking 8oring
CG: ALL IN FAVOR OF KICKING SERKET OUT SAYS I
GC: 1
AG: What!? Oh I get it. You are still maaaaaaaad aren’t you?
GC: NOT R34LLY.
CT: D--> I too w001d be in favor of you leaving this chat Serket
AG: pfffffffft no one asked you
AG: Arent these wriggler movies too 8oorish or ‘100d’ for your tastes anyway?
CT: D--> My tastes are very e%tremely refined and can appreciate a wide variety of movies
AG: whatever
AA: and with my supp0rt that makes f0ur 0ut of six
AA: maj0rity rules
GC: JUST1C3 G3TS S3RV3D >:]
AG: No, that is 8ullshit!!!!!!!! T8vros, tell them to let me stay
AT: uHM, iN THE SPIRIT OF THIS MOVIE i FEEL THAT i MUST BE CONFIDENT AND SPEAK MY THOUGHTS,
AT: wHICH IS WHAT CONFIDENT GUYS DO, i THINK,
AT: aND i THINK i WOULD RATHER HAVE YOU SIT THIS MOVIE OUT vRISKA
AT: uHM SORRY
AG: wh8t!!!!!!!!
GA: Which Makes Six Out Of Six With My Own Vote
AG: Not you too K8n8y8!
GA: It Is Such A Pity Too
GA: But I Think I Will Manage
AG: Oh scr8w you guys!
AG: I am going to w8tch a movie myself and it’s going to 8e soooooooo much 8etter then this stupid flick.
AG: And you’re not invited.
CG: WELL GOOD LUCK WATCHING THAT MOVIE ON YOUR LONESOME, NOBODY CARES.
CG: SO LONG SERKET
--carinoGeneticist [CG] banned arachnidsGrip [AG] from convo--
AA: g00d j0b standing up t0 her tavr0s
AT: eHEHE THANKS, bUT UHM, kANAYA? dID SOMETHING HAPPEN BETWEEN YOU AND vRISKA? yOU KINDA SEEMED TO UHM, cOLD TOWARDS HER?
GA: Nothing Happened Between Me And Vriska
GA: Why Would You Think Something Happened Between Us
AA: ribbit
AT: i DON’T KNOW, yOU TELL ME
GA: I Believe We Had A Movie To Watch
GC: SO 4 H4PPY THOUGHT 1S 4LL TH4T 1S N33D3D TO FLY?
GC: W3LL TH4T M34NS POOR K4RK4T W1LL N3V3R G3T OF TH3 GROUND. 1T’S L1K3 PROSP1T 4LL OV3R 4G41N.
AT: uHM, yOU ALSO NEED PIXYDUST
GC: HOW COULD 1 FORG3T, TH4T STUFF’S 4 MUST.
CT: D-->What shenanigans are afoot this time? Everyone seems to be talking in rhyme
AA: t0 fly 0ne needs to spread their wings and 0nly think 0f happy things
GA: This Is Getting Shameful
GA: We All Know That We rhyme awful
GA: Can We All Stop Can We Just Quit
CG: WELP, THAT’S THAT, I JUST LOST IT.
AT: sECOND STAR TO THE RIGHT AND STRAIGHT ON TILL MORNING
GA: What Is That Construction They Are On
GA: Why Would Humans Have The Need To Construct A Clock Of That Size
AA: s0 that any0ne can see what time it is fr0m anywhere in the area
GA: Ah I See
GA: That Is Actually Quite Clever
GC: W3 N3V3R L1V3D 1N SUCH CLOS3 PROX1M1TY SO 1T WOULDN’T H4V3 WORK3D ON 4LT3RN14
CT: D--> hmph another small instance wherein the canon is broken
CT: D--> not disturbingly so, but still
AT: eQUIUS, pLEASE BE QUIET ABOUT IT,
AT: i WANT TO ENJOY THE MOVIE
CT: D--> in the book, Pupa Pan made the directions up to impress Wendy
CT: D--> They found Neverland because it was 100king for them
AT: lALALALALALA NOT LISTENING
GC: 4ND TH3R3 1S OUR 4NT4GON1ST. R34CT1ONS?
CG: LOOKS LIKE A DASTARDLY PIRATE. A BIT OLD FASHIONED BUT POSSIBLY DIABOLICAL?
AT: oH WAUW, hE LOOKS JUST LIKE THE ALTERNIAN VERSION,
CT: D--> surprisingly very accurate with what was presented in the book
GA: See Vriska Would Have Looked A Lot Better In Such A Long Coat
GA: preferably A Dark Shade Of Blue Though The Bright Red Is Very Eye-catching
CG: HE JUST SHOT ONE OF HIS PIRATES DOWN FOR SINGING OFF KEY. WHAT AN ASSHOLE
GC: 1 JUST HOP3 H3 M4N4G3S TO B3 MOR3 1NT1M1D4T1NG TH3N TH4T GUY FROM MUL4N W4S.
AT: yOU MEAN sHANG?
GC: NO TH4T W4S TH3 LOV3 1NT3R3ST R1GHT?
AT: i DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.
CG: AAAAND I TAKE IT BACK. CLEARLY THIS ISN’T A VERY THREATNING VILLAIN EITHER, BE VERY DISAPPOINTED.
AT: nO, THAT’S JUST WITH THE UHM, sCALIGATOR, hE IS TRAUMATIZED BECAUSE IT ATE HIS HAND,
AT: hOWEVER, tHE SCALIGATOR SWALLOWED A TICKING CLOCK, sO IT MAKES ITS PRESENCE KNOWN BY THE TICKING NOISE,
CT: D--> Once again, fitting near perfectly into the established canon
AT: nEAR?
CT: D--> Well, the book never portrayed Hook as quite this…… pathetic
AA: ribbit
GC: Y34H H3 R34LLY B3C4M3 1NCR3D1BLY 1NST4BL3 TH3 MOM3NT TH3 T1CK1NG B3GAN.
GC: 1T’S 4 GOOD TH1NG H3 S33MS TO H4V3 4 ST4BL3 MO1R41LL3G4NCE W1TH MR SM33.
CT: D--> yes their moiraillegance is most endearing
CT: D--> they balance each other out e%tremely well
AT: i THINK HE MAKES A PERFECTLY GOOD FOIL FOR pUPA LIKE THIS,
GC: HMMM……….
GA: Is Something Wrong
GC: 1 DON’T KNOW, 1 C4N’T PUT MY F1NG3R ON 1T BUT TH3 4N1M4T1ON H3R3 S33MS 4 B1T….OFF.
CG: NO, I SEE IT TOO. BUT I CAN’T QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON IT. IT JUST LOOKS A BIT AWKWARD.
AT: wELL HOW WOULD YOU LOOK DODGING CANONBALLS?
AT: aLSO, ISN’T IT KINDA COOL HOW pUPA OFFERS TO DRAW THEIR FIRE SO UHM, wENDY AND THE REST CAN ESCAPE?
GC: 4CTU4LLY, H3 S33MS TO DO 1T B3C4US3 H3 TH1NKS 1TS FUNNY MOR3 TH4N 4NYTH1NG
AT: wELL YEAH, hE KNOWS hOOK CAN’T HIT HIM
GC: NO, 1 4M PR3TTY SUR3 TH3 ONLY R34SON H3 DO3S 1T 1S TOO 4MUS3 H1MS3LF 4ND P1SS OF HOOK. 1 DON’T TH1NK H3 C4R3S MUCH FOR TH3 S4F3TY OF W3NDY.
AT: oH, THAT ARE THE lOST bOYS, pUPA’S GANG,
CT: D--> hmm
AT: oH DON’T EVEN START
CT: D--> No, this seems to be in order. Carry on
GC: Y34H, W3 KNOW NOTH1NG OF TH3 ‘COMPL3X LOR3’ OF PUP4 P4N
GC: 4ND 1 TH1NK 1 SP34K FOR 3V3RYON3 1F 1 S4Y, W3 DON’T R34LLY C4R3
CT: D--> I think it is important that the movie stays loyal too its source material
CT: D--> And aside from a few instances, probably more to do with human culture, it seems remarkably true to the book
AT: i DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT THE BOOK, bUT UHM, i THINK IT’S IMPORTANT THAT THE MOVIE STAYS TRUE TO THE SPIRIT OF pUPA pAN.
GA: Frankly I Think It Is Adorable You And Equius Have Something To Bond Over
GA: Other Then Your Now Functional Robot Legs
AT: wOAH, wOAH wOAH, wE ARE NOT BONDING OVER ANYTHING, wE ARE JUST DEBATING
CT: D--> Do not pair me up with this f001ish mudb100d
CT: D--> It is a nonsense pairing and I w001d cull him before bonding with him
AT: tHAT’S A BIT MUCH ISN’T IT?
CT: D--> Curses, I need another towel
GA: I Was Not Pairing You Equius
CG: I GUESS HE’S USED TO NEPETA DOING THAT
GC: TH3R3, TH3R3 1T 1S 4G41N.
CG: YEAH, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.
GC: 1 DON’T.
CG: THE ANIMATION JUST SEEMS A BIT AWKWARD DURING QUICK FLYING MOVEMENTS.
GC: 4LSO; OH NO, P3OPL3 4R3 THROW1NG SH1T 4T M3. L3T’S 1MMED14TLY CR4SH DOWN L1K3 4 MORON.
GA: Well She Is Relatively New To The Whole Flying Thing
GC: 1 TH1NK; DON’T CR4SH TO TH3 GROUND, 1S SOM3TH1NG TH4T COM3S W1TH B4S1C 1NST1NCT.
AA: hmmm
CT: D--> something on your mind Aradia
AA: c0nsidering her speed, the angle with which she fell and th0se r0cks if she was lucky she c0uld have snapped her neck and died a quick relatively painless death
CT: D--> er…..right
AA: i’m s0rry. was that t00 m0rbid?
AT: lITTLE BIT YEAH
CT: D--> I do like how Pupa has a very clear authority over his men
AA: this d0es n0t surprise me
AA: y0u have a bit 0f a thing f0r that
CT: D--> can we maybe not discuss this?
CT: D--> it is so incredibly 100d
AA: it is n0thing t0 be ashamed 0f
AT: uHM, pLEASE DO NOT DISCUSS IT HERE
AA: i d0n’t see what the pr0blem is
CG: BECAUSE I REALLY DON’T WANT TO IMAGINE ZAHHAK AMUSING HIS VARIOUS DISGUSTING KINKS
AA: there is n0thing disgusting ab0ut it
GC: 4ND T1NK3RB3LL G3TS B4N1SH3D FOR M4N1PUL4T1NG TH3 BOYS 1NTO K1LL1NG W3NDY
GC: THOUGH 1 4PR3C14TE TH3 F4CT TH4T P4N D34LS OUT 4PROPR14TE PUN1SHM3NT FOR TR34SON, 1SN’T 1T 4 B1T 34RLY TO WR1T3 OUT 4 POT3NT14LLY 1NT3R3ST1NG CH4R4CT3R L1K3 TH4T?
CG: ARE YOU JUST PLAYING STUPID NOW? OF COURSE SHE’LL RETURN SOMEWHERE DURING THE MOVIE.
GC: SHUSH, L3TS PR3T3ND 1T’LL B3 4 SURPR1S3 >:]
AT: iTS REALLY IMPRESSIVE UHM, hOW MUCH CHARACTER THEY GAVE HER WHILE KEEPING HER ENTIRELY SILENT,
AT: sHE CONVEYS SO MUCH JUST BY HER POSE AND EXPRESSION i WISH THEY GAVE MORE ATTENTION TO THE BODY LANGUAGE OF THE OTHER CHARACTERS.
CG: WAIT, WHY THE FUCK IS THE NEW GUY NAMED THE LEADER OF THAT GROUP?
AT: uHM, tHE SONG MENTIONS IT IS BECAUSE HE IS THE ELDEST,
GC: 1T 1S 4 PR3TTY C4TCHY SONG THOUGH
GA: Goodie I Just Got ‘Make A Man Out Of You’ Out Of My Head
GA: Only To Have Another Song Take Its Place
CG: PICKING A LEADER BECAUSE HE IS THE OLDEST IS SUCH BULLSHIT. THAT WOULD MEAN EQUIUS WOULD BE OUR FUCKING LEADER.
CT: D--> Uhm, actually……Nepeta has her wriggling day a few weeks before mine
CG: …….THE FUCK!? I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE ORDERS FROM THE CATGIRL
CT: D--> She e%pressed no interest in your position
AA: with all the time traveling i’ve d0ne i just might be the 0ldest
AT: i THINK YOU’D MAKE A GOOD LEADER aRADIA
GC: Y34H R34LLY, K4RK4T COULD T4K3 SOM3 PO1NT3RS FROM YOU
CG: TEREZI WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING AT!
CT: D--> Aah e%cellent. Despite being a mere wriggler he shows a firm understanding of basic strategy
CT: D--> He will make a good leader in the future
CT: D--> er….assuming he lives long enough to become a good leader
AA: they will likely survive
AA: it seems t0 be that kind 0f m0vie
AA: pity
CG: YOU ASSHOLES CAN COMPLAIN ALL YOU WANT ABOUT MY STYLE OF LEADERSHIP BUT REMEMBER; I NEVER GOT US SURROUNDED BY ENEMIES WHO ARE POORLY DISGUISED AS FOLIAGE.
GA: They Have Been Captured By
GA: Uhm
GA: Red Skinned Beings
GA: Indians They Are Being Called
CT: D--> mutants perhaps
CG: WHAT!?
CT: D--> They still have many similarities to the humans but still appear to be a different species altogether
GC: W3LL, TH3Y 4PP34R TO B3 QU1T3 D1FFR3NT FROM TH3 K1DS Y34H, BUT 1 DON’T TH1NK TH3Y 4R3 MUT4NTS……4NY OTH3R 1D34S?
GA: I Think It Might Be A Subspecies Of Humans
GA: Perhaps Better Adjusted To Life In Arid Areas
AT: iN THE ORIGINAL VERSION IT WERE WEST ALTERNIANS WHO ALL SPOKE UHM, bROKEN ALTERNIAN WITH REALLY, tHICK ACCENTS, mUCH LIKE THESE RED SKINNED BEINGS.
GC: TH4T SOUNDS UNL1K3LY
GC: 1 B3T TH3Y 4R3 TH4T R3D B3C4US3 TH3Y 4R3 4LL FLUSH3D 4ND TH31R D3L3CT4BL3 C4NDY R3D BLOOD RUSH3S TO TH3 SURF4C3.
CG: YEAH, THAT’S THE MOST INSANE OPTION OUT OF ALL OF THEM.
AA: can i just l00k it up
GC: N4H, W3 GOT TH1S
AA: it’s embarrassing
GC: 1TS FUN >:]
CT: D--> Well look at that
CT: D--> I STRONGLY believe I should stick with my theory on these beings being mutants
CG: WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK IS THAT GUY
GC: H3H3H3 WHY DO3S H3 W34R SO M4NY F34TH3RS ON H1S H34D. TH4T’S K1ND4 SILLY
GA: It Looks Atrocious
AT: wELL THAT IS THE CHIEF, hE IS THE UHM, lEADER OF THAT TRIBE
CG: SO THAT’S PETER AND JOHN LEADING THE LOST BOYS, WENDY LEADING THE KIDS…SORTA, HOOK LEADING THE PIRATES AND THIS GUY LEADING THE INDIANS.
CG: HOW MANY FACTIONS ARE THERE IN THIS DAMN MOVIE?
CG: ADD TO THAT THE FUCKING MERMAIDS
GA: What A Coincidence
GA: Not Too Long After Our Viewing Of The Little Mermaid
GC: HMMMM
AA: what is 0n your mind terezi
GC: W3LL……TH3S3 M3RM41DS 4R3 CL34RLY 1NT3R3ST3D 1N MR P4N
AT: uHM YEAH, tHEY WHERE LIKE THAT IN THE ORIGINAL AS WELL
AT: iNTERESTED IN pUPA i MEAN
GC: R1GHT, R1GHT
GC: 4ND 4R13L H4D R3D H41R R1GHT?
GC: 4 1N3XPL1C4BL3 F4SC1N4T1ON W1TH HUM4N L1F3
CG: WAIT……
GC: 4ND W3 D1DN’T S33 4NY OTH3R M3RM41DS W1TH R3D H41R……..
AT: nO NO NO NO NO
CT: D--> if I may, I doubt a childlike mind such as that of Pupa Pan would tr001y appreciate the….aesthetic splendor of these mermaids
GA: Besides Ariel Had A Very Obvious Father Figure
GC: TH3N WH3R3 D1D H3R D3L1C1OUS R3D H41R COM3 FROM? TH3R3 W3R3N’T 4NY OTH3R R3DH34DS UND3R TH3 S34.
CG: PERHAPS TRITON HAD RED HAIR WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER?
GC: H4H4H4H4H4 C4N YOU 1M4G1N3 TH4T?
GC: W3NDY HOW3V3R G3TS PR3TTY J34LOUS
GC: 1T’S 4LMOST 4S 1F SOM3ON3 WHO 1S 4 WR1GGL3R FOR3V3R C4N’T R34D 4NY ROM4NT1C S1GNS!
CG: AND JUST WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!?
AA: and there is the indian princess clearly unimpressed by her capt0rs
AT: mUCH LIKE aRADIA WHO WAS ALSO VERY UNIMPRESSED BY HER cAPTOR? }:)
AA: tavr0s
AT: i’LL BE QUIET…..
GA: So In Essence Tiger Lily Will Drown As The Cave Floods Unless She Reveals The Hideout Of Peter Pan
AT: yES, hOOK IS A COWARDLY SCOUNDREL LIKE THAT,
CG: HOW IS THIS COWARDLY? HE IS INTERROGATING SOMEONE WHO HAS THE INFORMATION HE NEEDS.
AT: bUT SHE’S HELPLESS
CG: FROM HIS PERSPECTIVE, SHE IS AN ENEMY
AT: i UHM, sTILL THINK IT ISN’T COOL TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
GC: 1 DON’T TH1NK HOOK C4R3S 4BOUT WH3TH3R OR NOT YOU TH1NK H3’S COOL
AT: wHATEVER, pUPA WILL SAVE HER
GA: That Is An Impressive Talent He Has There
CG: SERIOUSLY, HE IMITATES THE VOICE FLAWLESS
CG: IT’S ALMOST LIKE THE VOICE ACTOR FOR HOOK READ THOSE LINES……….
GC: …….1T’S 4 B1T OBV1OUS 1SN’T 1T?
GA: Regardless I Think The Reactions Of Mr Smee Are Rather Amusing
GA: He Is Incredibly Good Natured But Rather Clumsy And Well
AA: he is an idi0t
GA: I Was Not Going To Say It But Yes
CT: D--> This is actually a fairly loyal representation. Smee is largely the foil for Hook and serves as what is left of his moral compass
AT: hE’S FUNNY
CT: D--> yes. yes that he is
GC: HMM 3V3N THOUGH TH3 F4LL1NG 4N1M4T1ON N33D3D SOM3 WORK, TH1S SWORDF1GHT LOOKS LOV3LY.
AT: i KNOW. lOOK HOW COOL HE FENDS OF THE ATTACKS OF hOOK, wHO USES A MUCH LARGER BLADE
CT: D--> you can wield whatever weapon you wish but if you lack the skills to use it you may lose even to a measly daggerlance
CG: LIKE BEING UNABLE TO FIRE A BOW?
CT: D--> er……
AT: wHATS WRONG WITH A DAGGERLANCE?
AA: it is an embarrassing weap0n
AT: oH RIGHT, pLEASE TELL ME, hOW MUCH DAMAGE DID YOU DO WITH THAT WHIP?
AA: it wasn’t just a weap0n
AA: it was a t00l
GC: TH4T’S R1GHT. YOU COULD DO SOM3 4NNOY1NG TH1NGS W1TH TH4T. PULL1NG L3V3RS YOU SHOULDN’T B3 4BL3 TO R34CH W1THOUT SOLV1NG TH3 PUZZL3, SL1NG1NG OV3R G4PS YOU SHOULDN’T B3 4BL3 TO CROSS….
GC: CLOUD1NG FOR YOU W4S H3LL >:I
CG: OK, I GOT TO COMMENT ON THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF WENDY OTHER THEN GO; “OH PETER NO. BE CAREFUL”
GC: W3LL, SH3 GOT 4TT4CK3D BY TH3 M3RM41DS?
CG: YES, SO BASICALLY SHE’S JUST A DUMBASS IN DISTRESS.
GC: 1 DON’T KNOW, 1 THOUGHT 1T TH1NK 1T 1S K1ND OF FUNNY HOW MUCH SH3 SOUNDS L1K3 K4N4Y4.
GA: Excuse Me
GC: W3LL Y34H, SH3 T4LKS OV3RLY POL1T3, 4NNUNC14T3S 4 LOT 4ND H4S 4 B1T OF 4N 4CC3NT 1 JUST C4N’T PL4C3.
GA: I Beg To Differ
GA: I Do Am Not Overly Polite You Uhm
GA: Broad
GC: >:?
GA: Oh Goodness That Felt Exhilarating
CT: D--> I had assumed you normally behaved in a manner more befitting of your class miss Maryam
CT: D--> This outburst is highly…..inappropriate
CG: REALLY? I THINK SHE SHOULD STEP IT UP.
GA: Yes But The Truth Of The Matter Is That I Consider Your Thoughts On The Subject Invalid
AT: wOAH kANAYA, wHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU
GA: I Merely Wish To Prove I Am Nothing Like Wendy
AT: wELL OF COURSE NOT, i MEAN, I HAVEN’T SEEN HER SWING A CHAINSAW LIKE IT’S NOTHING, yET,
CT: D--> Wendy serves as the reader surrogate. Trough her eyes we e%perience the bizarre nature of neverland
AT: tHAT AND SHE IS THE LOVE INTEREST
CT: D--> you’ll be so thoroughly disappointed Nitram it’s almost hilarious
AT: oK, tHE SLAPSTICK HERE IS SIMPLY AMAZING
AT: tHE TIMING, mUSIC AND ANIMATION WORK PERFECTLY TOGETHER
GC: TH4T 4ND P3T3R 1S S1MPLY TORTUR1NG HOOK H3R3 FOR SH1TS 4ND G1GGL3S
AT: wELL YEAH, bUT hOOK HAD IT COMING DIDN’T HE?
AT: cRIME AND PUNISHMENT AND ALL THAT STUFF?
GC: HMM 1 L1K3 TH3 W4Y YOU TH1NK >:]
GC: ‘1 H3R3BY S3NT3NC3 YOU TO D34TH BY SC4L1G4TOR’, 1T H4S 4 FUN R1NG TO 1T.
CT: D--> for rescuing the savage princes he gets a%epted into their tribe and honored as a great warrior
CT: D--> tr001y a good inspiration for wrigglers
AT: mAN, i REALLY LOVE HOW THE UHM, iNDIAN CULTURE WORKS
CT: D--> and for Nitram
GA: Smoking That Pipe Seems Incredibly Unhealthy
GA: I Do Not Believe Humans Are Supposed To Turn That Shade Of Green
AA: it will kill them
AA: sl0wly
GA: Goodness
CT: D--> Highb100ds w001d sometimes smoke on special occasions
CT: D--> Our natural resilience however w001d prevent any damage
AT: SO UHM, DID YOU EVER SMOKE?
CT: D--> Arthour forbade me
AT: oH
CG: OH GOODIE. ANOTHER SONG.
AT: yES BUT UHM, iT’S LITTERED WITH INDIAN CULTURE
AT: tHAT MAKES IT AT LEAST SOMEWHAT INTERESTING RIGHT?
GA: I Think This Song Is Intended To Be Funny And Should Not Be Interpreted Seriously
GC: H4H4H4H4 Y3S. TH3Y 4R3 R3D B3C4US3 OF TH31R BLUSH1NG. 1 W1N.
CG: OH COME ON, THAT’S BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT. SHE JUST FUCKING SAID IT SHOULD NOT BE INTERPRETED SERIOUSLY
GC: TH3Y S41D 1T, TH3R3FOR3 1T MUST B3 C4NON >;]
CG: EQUIUS, DO ME A FAVOR; TEAR MY HEAD FROM NECK AND PUNT IT AS DEEP INTO THE DARKNESS OF PARADOX SPACE AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN SO I CAN AVOID GOING INTO THIS FUCKING DISCUSSION.
CT: D--> er…..is this a serious request?
CG: I DO NOT GET THIS AT ALL.
GC: YOUR F41LUR3 OF 4 L1F3?
GA: How We Ever Came To This Point
AT: hOW AWESOME pUPA pAN IS?
AA: the fact that we are still s0mewhat alive?
CG: NO, JUST….LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
CG: TINKERBELL IS ROMANTICALLY INTERESTED IN PAN. WENDY IS ROMANTICALLY INTERESTED IN PAN. THE FUCKING MERMAIDS ARE INTERESTED IN PAN AND NOW TIGER LILY IS TOO?
CG: EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM INDICATES THAT HE WOULD BE A ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE PERSON IN A RELATION, YET THE WOMAN KEEP FALLING FOR HIM LIKE ESTROGEN FILLED DOMINO’S.
AT: wHAT? hE IS AWESOME, wHY WOULD IT BE UHM, bAD TO FALL FOR HIM?
CG: JUST LOOK AT HIM. HE CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT HIMSELF AND FLAT OUT IGNORES WENDY MOST OF THE TIME, UNLESS IT IS TO TELL HER MORE ABOUT HIMSELF.
CG: HE SEEMS TO BE COMPLETELY NARCISSISTIC
AT: tHAT IS UHM, jUST A PART OF HIM BEING CONFIDENT
GA: That Is Not What Confidence Is About Tavros
AT: oH,,, bUT i THINK pUPA IS REALLY COOL AND THAT IT KINDA MAKES SENSE ALL THE WOMEN LIKE HIM,
AT: DON’T YOU?
GA: I
GA: I dont Think I Would Be Flushed For A Person Like That
GC: Y34H R1GHT
GA: What
AA: i w0uldnt fall f0r a guy like that
AA: i w0uldn’t think a pers0n s0 narcissistic is ready f0r a seri0us relati0nship
AT: oH
CG: WENDY IS HAVING NONE OF THEIR SHIT. ‘SCREW YOU GUYS, I’M GOING HOME’
GA: Karkat They Did Not Allow Her In The Festivities And Reduced Her To An Errant Girl
GA: Just Because She Is Female
GA: Its Like Mulans Sexism All Over Again
GA: I Think Anyone In Their Right Mind Would Leave
AT: OH HOOK, YOU SLIMEY SON OF A UHM, GUN
CT: D--> really, this behavior is perfectly a%eptable in highb100d society
AA: w0uld y0u describe ‘highbl00d s0ciety’ as happy tr0lls
CT: D--> er…..not really, no
GC: 1 JUST LOV3 TH3 VO1C3 OF HOOK. H3 R34LLY BR1NGS TH3 CH4R4CT3R 4L1V3.
GA: I Do Get A Chuckle Out Of How Hammy Hook Acts Here
GA: Vriska Only Dreams Of Being This Poor An Actor
CG: IS SMEE ON SOPORIFICS HERE? HE IS TRIPPING WORSE THEN GAMZEE ON A BAD PIE.
GC: W3LL Y34H, SM33 1S DR1NK1NG TH3 C4PT41NS RUM.
GC: PROB4BLY SO H3 WONT ROUSE 4NY SUSP1S1ON CONS1D3R1NG H3 C4NT L13 TO S4V3 H1S L1F3.
CG: OH SURE, DRUG YOUR OWN CREW. I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT.
GC: 4ND OF COURS3 TH3 P1X13 F4LLS FOR 1T.
GC: HOW LONG H4V3 TH3Y B33N F1GHT1NG 4G41NST TH1S GUY? C4US3 1T’S 1MPL13D TH4T 1T’S 4 V3RY LONG T1M3.
GC: YOU’D TH1NK TH3Y KNOW BY NOW H3 C4NNOT B3 TRUST3D.
GA: It Is Adorable How She Shows The Way By Dancing Over The Map
GA: I Can See Why Vriska Wanted To Emulate Her
GA: But I Think The Dress Would Better Compliment Aradia
AA: pard0n
GA: Even Though You Are Metallic Now I Am Sure Equius Did A Fantastic Job Staying True To Your Original Anatomy
CT: D--> I er…….
AA: kanaya
GA: Is The Metal Dress Built In
GA: We May Have To Find Something For That
GA: I Never Made A Dress Out Of Metal Before
GA: Perhaps Equius Could Provide Some Assistance
GC: K4N4Y4, YOU’R3 B31NG W31RD 4G41N
GA: Oh
GA: My Apologies
AA: it’s 0k
CG: “EVERYONE ELSE THINKS I’M WONDERFUL”
CG: THAT LINE PERFECTLY SEEMS TO SUM UP PETER’S RELATION WITH WENDY. HE IS SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO ADMIRE HIM AND THEN THERE’S WENDY WHO THINKS HE’S EITHER BEING RECKLESS OR UNCARING, THOUGH SHE NEVER SAYS AS MUCH OR CONFRONTS HIM ABOUT IT.
CG: AND LIKE THE FUCKING WRIGGLER HE IS HE CANNOT UNDERSTAND THAT SOMEONE DOESN’T THINK HE’S WONDERFUL OR AMAZING.
GA: I Can Sympathize
GA: Wendy Really Shows The Patience Of A Saint In How She Deals With Him
AT: bUT DON’T YOU THINK pUPA HAS ALL THE REASON HE NEEDS TO THINK HE’S AMAZING?
AT: bECAUSE REALLY, hE KINDA IS,
AT: hE FULLY MASTERED FLIGHT, aND DOESN’T SEEM TO NEED ANY FAIRYDUST,
AT: hE FIGHTS hOOK, aN ADULT, oN A REGULAR BASIS AND NEVER CEASES TO HUMMILIATE HIM
AT: aND NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES HE STAYS CONFIDENT AND OPTIMISTIC
AA: while s0me of these traits are admirable he d0es miss a few imp0rtant traits that make a her0
AA: humility
AA: c0mpassi0n
AA: selflessness
AA: pupa d0es n0t have these qualities
AT: bUT HOW WOULD PEOPLE KNOW HOW GREAT HE WAS IF HE’D BE HUMBLE ABOUT HIS ACHIEVEMENTS?
CT: D--> by letting his actions speak for themselves
CG: YEAH, YEAH ANOTHER FUCKING SONG.
GC: J3GUS TH1S WOM4N R34CH3S 4 H1GH P1TCH
GA: How Interesting
GA: She Sings About Motherhood
GA: Had We Started With This Movie We Would Have Gotten A Better Idea Of The Role Of Human Parents For The Previous Films
GC: Y34H, BUT TH1S W4S FUNN13R
AT: i UHM, tHINK THIS IS A REALLY PRETTY SONG,
AT: aND KINDA SAD,
AT: iT MAKES ME THINK OF tINKERBULL, aND ABOUT, hOW I MISS HIM,
CT: D--> I will not show any weakness
CT: D--> however, this song does make me think of Arthour and how he was always there for me
GA: Mothers Sound A Lot Like Lussi During Their Sweeter Moments
GA: It Makes Me Think Of How My Lusus Actually Got Me Into Designing Clothes
GA: She Was Patching Up A Skirt Of Mine And I Wanted To Help
GA: But I Foolishly Insisted On ‘Improving’ It
GA: I Was Not Always As Skilled In Sewing As I Am Today
GA: It Became A Mess
CG: EVEN THE FUCKING PIRATES ARE GETTING INTO IT.
CG: AND WELL….IF WE’RE FEELING SORRY FOR OURSELVES AND THE LOSS OF OUR LUSSI
CG: I JUST FEEL SHITTY KNOWING THAT IT HAD TO DIE BECAUSE OF THE GAME. THAT NOTHING I WOULD HAVE DONE WAS GOING TO BE ENOUGH TO SAVE HIM.
CG: I JUST WISH I HAD A BIT MORE TIME WITH HIM.
AA: s0llux vap0rized ramm0m
AA: i’m 0k with h0w things are
GC: >:/
GC: W3LL, TH3 K1DS 4ND 3V3N TH3 LOST BOYS 4R3 CONV1NC3D BY TH3 SONG.
CG: YES BUT PAN CAN’T VERY WELL LET THAT HAPPEN NOW CAN HE?
CG: REALLY, HE IS SUCH A CHILD. MORE THEN ANYTHING HE SEEMS AFRAID TO LOSE HIS PLAYTHINGS INSTEAD OF LOSING HIS FRIENDS.
CG: HE EVEN FUCKING THREATENS THEM WITH PERMANENT EXCLUSION OF NEVERLAND INSTEAD OF, YOU KNOW, ASKING THEM TO STAY?
CG: LIKE A FUCKING WRIGGLER WOULD.
CT: D--> the book offers a beautiful contrast that the film seems to follow quite well
CT: D--> we are to admire the youthful spirit of pupa and all the positive qualities of him
CT: D--> but we are not to over100k his very obvious flaws
CT: D--> hook symbolizes the worst of adulthood and what pupa is afraid to become making their chemistry so potent
GA: That Actually Explains A Lot
CG: SPEAKING OF HOOK…..
CG: PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN HOW WENDY IS MORE THEN A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS?
GC: NO ON3 D3N13D 1T
CG: GOOD, CAUSE I’D HAVE TO CALL THAT PERSON A FUCKING LIAR.
CT: D--> and now it deviates from the original plot
AT: wHAT? dOESN’T THIS MAKE A LOT MORE SENSE?
CT: D--> not really, this plan assumes pupa can read
AT: oH YEAH
CT: D--> in the original hook wanted to poison pupa because he made tinkerbell that promise
CT: D--> to not touch him with a hand or a hook
GC: OH THOS3 F13ND1SH LOOPHOL3S.
AT: yEAH, POISON WOULD HAVE BEEN CLEVER
CG: WELL, THE STAGE HAS BEEN SET FOR THE FINALE. HOW IS THIS GOING TO END?
CG: WITH A FUCKING RECRUITMENT SONG. BEAUTIFUL. I WAS JUST WONDERING WHEN THEY’D START FUCKING SINGING AGAIN.
GC: TH1S 1S TH3 H4PP13ST 1’V3 S33N THOS3 P1R4T3S THUSF4R. 4ND 1T R34LLY SOUNDS L1K3 FUN TO WORK FOR TH3 P1R4T3 L1K3 TH1S.
GC: 4 FR33 T4TTOO K4RK4T, YOU C4N’T TOP TH4T.
GA: How Long Did It Take Them To Rehearse This Song And Dance
GA: They Have Been Here For A Long Time So I Suppose They Had To Do Something When Boredom Struck
GA: I Just Dont Think This Would Have Been Their First Choice
GC: 4ND TH3R3 GO3S W3NDY 4G41N, RU1N1NG TH3 P4RTY.
GC: CONF1D3NT TH4T PUP4 W1LL S4V3 TH3M,
AT: wELL OF COURSE HE WILL, hE’S pUPA pAN,
GC: SSSSSH 1’M TRY1NG TO CR34T3 DR4M4T1C T3NS1ON H3R3
AT: oOOOH
AT: i MEAN, oH NO, wHATEVER WILL WE DO
AT: sURELY WE ARE DOOMED TO SIGN WITH hOOK OR UHM, wALK THE PLANK,
CG: FOOLING NO ONE HERE.
CT: D--> I concur, we know how it ends
AA: ribbit
CG:”WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE, I CAN’T READ.”
GC: “W3LL G33SH, 1T’S T1CK1NG, SM3LLS L1K3 GUNPOWD3R, 4ND C4M3 W1TH 4 C4RD FROM W3NDY, 3V3N THOUGH SH3 D1DN’T H4V3 4NY T1M3 OR SUPPL13S TO M4K3 TH1S, G1V1NG M3 4 V3RY SP3C1F1C T1M3 TO OP3N TH3 P4CK4G3”
GC: “TH3R3 1S NO W4Y TH1S COULD POSS1BLY GO WRONG”
CT: D--> i imagined the scene with the poison w001d have had more drama
CT: D--> tinkerbell drinks all of it while an unaware pupa tries to stop her so he could drink it
AT: wELL THAT SOUNDS VERY HARSH,
CT: D--> the ending was very bittersweet
AT: oH WELL, aS LONG AS YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRIES SHE COMES BACK RIGHT?
CT: D-->……
AA: that is n0t h0w death w0rks tavr0s
AT: wELL NO, oF COURSE NOT, bUT IT DOES WITH FAIRIES,
CT: D--> I’ll tell you the true ending after this film
CT: D--> simply because i feel you need the education
AT: tHAT’S OK, i GUESS,
GC: 4ND TH4T W4S TH3 S3COND L34ST CONV1NC1NG D1SN3Y D34TH F4K3-OUT.
AT: wHAT WAS THAT ABOUT pUPA NOT BEING COMPASSIONATE?
CG: “YOU MEAN MORE TO ME THEN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD?”
CG: ………WELL OF COURSE, THAT IS WHY I BANISHED YOU WITHOUT A PROPER TRIAL, OR A TALKING TO, OR ANY OTHER FORM OF PUNISHMENT THAT DIDN’T MEAN SENDING HER AWAY FOREVER
CG: YOU SACK OF SHIT.
GC: R34LLY, TH1S 1S JUST OUT OF CH4R4CT3R.
AT: nOT THE REACTION i HOPED FOR,,,
GA: You Know
GA: For A Wriggler She Really Takes Her Inevitable Doom Very Bravely
AA: every0ne will die eventually
CG: THAT DOESN’T MEAN A FUCKING WRIGGLER WILL TAKE HER DEATH THAT DAMN SOLEMNLY
CG: QUICK GOODBYE, PECK ON THE CHEEK, SAYONARA BITCHES I’M OUT.
CG: YOU CAN’T FUCKING DO THAT.
AA: ribbit
GC: BUT NO, TH3R3 4R3 P4N 4ND T1NK3RB3LL TO S4V3 TH3 D4Y
CT: D--> you mean she’s alive
GC: Y34H
AA: what a shame
CT: D--> this surprises me
CG: IT’S A BIT OF A SURPRISE BUT I REALLY LIKE THE FIGHTS BETWEEN PAN AND HOOK. IN THE PREVIOUS MOVIES THE FIGHTSCENES NEVER AMOUNTED TO MUCH BUT I REALLY LIKE THESE.
AT: i LOVE HOW pUPA CAN KEEP TAUNTING hOOK DURING THEIR FIGHTS
AT: oH i LOVE THIS PART. pUPA AGREES TO FIGHT hOOK MAN TO MAN INSTEAD OF FLYING AWAY AND TAUNTING HIM.
CT: D--> yes. pupa agrees that their conflict has escalated too far in a moment where he briefly steps out of his eternal wrigglerhood
AT: wHAT REALLY? i ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE hOOK INSULTED HIS PRIDE
CT: D--> also a distinct possibility, more befitting of a wriggler indeed
GA: My This Is Actually A Really Well Done Climax
GA: A Duel Atop Of A Pirate Ship
GA: It Is Somewhat Romantic
GC: Y34H, 1T W4S VR1SK4’S PR3F3R3D W4Y OF 3ND1NG 4 FL4RP S3SS1ON
CG: WHY DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS COMES BACK TO VRISKA WITH YOU TWO
GA: It Doesnt
GC: 1T DO3SN’T
CT: D--> I am really quite curious in how far this movie will follow the end of the book
AT: wAS IT THAT BAD?
CT: D--> I w001d not call it bad
CT: D--> bittersweet w001d be the correct word for it
CT: D--> And thus the duel concludes and Pupa Pan murders his adversary
AT: wHAT? OF COURSE HE WOULDN’T DO THAT,
CT: D--> He…..He w00ldn’t?
AA: s0 many deaths that just d0nt happen this film
AA: if Peter had killed H00k earlier he c0uld have saved himself and his friends a l0t 0f tr0uble
GA: Come To Think Of It The Pirates All Want To Leave Neverland
GA: Kill Hook And They Are Free To Go
GC: SO WH4T? P3T3R K33PS HOOK 4L1V3 TO CONT1NU3 H1S CH1LD1SH G4M3 OF C4T 4ND MOUS3?
AT: oH COME ON, yOU ARE JUST LOOKING FOR REASONS TO DISS HIM NOW
GC: JUST 4 B1T >:]
CT: D--> she is somewhat correct though
AT: oH COME ON, rEALLY?
CT: D--> Despicable, the way they portray Hook
CT: D-->He is a clever, manipulative tactician and a ruthless swordfighter not this weak husk of a man
AT: yET, EVEN WHEN HE LOSES HE UHM, dOESN’T SURRENDER,
AT: iSN’T THAT A GOOD TRAIT IN A VILLAIN?
CT: D--> I suppose his tenacity is to be admired
GC: Y3S, BUT 4 V1LL41N WHO CONS1ST3NTLY F41LS C4RR13S NO DR4M4T1C W31GHT.
GC: M4K1NG H1M 4BOUT 4S 3FF3CT1V3 4 THR34T 4S K4RK4T WH3N H3 FL1PS H1S SH1T.
CG: AND THANKS A FUCKING LOT FOR THAT
GA: He Is One Of The Very Few Men Ive Seen Who Can Wear Pink And Get Away With It
CG: I THINK THAT IT’S JUST THE MOVIE TRYING TO FURTHER EMASCULATE HIM.
GA: Then They Are Doing It Wrong
AT: aND THUS hOOK GETS CHASED INTO THE SUNSET, fOLLOWED CLOSELY BY THE SCALIGATOR AND mr sMEE
CT: D--> are you quite serious?
AT: oF COURSE, hOW ELSE WOULD IT END?
CT: D--> well for one, Hook, Tinkerbell and most of the pirates would be dead
AT: wHAT?
CG: WHAT?
GA: What?
GC: WH4T?
CT: D--> Tinkerbell does not recover from the poison, or bomb in this case, and stays dead
CT: D--> Hook and a bunch of pirates get killed by Pupa in the final battle
AA: that d0es s0und better
AT: oK NO, pUPA WOULD NOT DO THAT
CT: D--> he w001d
AT: bUT THAT’S NOT VERY UHM, iT ISN’T RIGHT,
CT: D--> it is the proper ending to the story
CT: D--> and that is without mentioning what happens to Wendy and her family
AT: nO, i AM NOT HEARING THIS,
GA: Peter No
GA: Those Clothes Really Do Not Fit You
GA: You Are Donning Four Different Shades Of Red
GC: 1 TH1NK H3 T4ST3S GR34T.
CG: BEAT THE ENEMY AND TAKE HIS SHIP. I HAVE TO ADMIT, I LIKE HIS STYLE.
<p>CG: OH WAUW, THIS LOOKS….. GORGEOUS.
GA: I Agree
AA: this is the benefit 0f hand drawn animati0n
AA: it all0ws f0r sh0ts like these t0 l00k like a painting in m0ti0n
AT: yES, WHEN i THINK nEVERLAND, i THINK IMAGES LIKE THIS,
AT: iT IS BEAUTIFUL, iT’S LIKE A DREAM
AT: ,,,,,iT MAY HAVE BEEN A DREAM
CG: WELL OF COURSE, IT WAS A BIT OF A FANTASTICAL ADVENTURE AND IT STARTED WHEN THEY WERE PUT TO BED.
CG: ITS NOT THAT MUCH OF A STRETCH…..IT’S JUST FUCKING CHEAP AND LAZY.
CT: D--> hrm…….
AA: is there m0re we need to kn0w ab0ut the ending equius
AT: pLEASE SAY NO,
CT: D--> The book makes it very obvious that it did in fact really happened
CT: D--> The kids return to their 100sus and the lost boys get adopted by the 100sus of the kids
AT: tHAT ISN’T SO BAD
AT: bUT WHY WOULD A LUSUS AGREE TO THAT?
CT: D--> the wrigglers were gone for several days and he was chastising himself for losing his charge by sleeping in the sun
CT: D--> he was overjoyed to see them returned
CT: D--> Wendy agreed to return to wonderland once a sweep
AT: tHAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE A DECENT ENDING THEN
CT: D--> you forget something
CT: D--> time holds little meaning in neverland
AA: i have n0 idea what that’s like
CT: D--> first sweep pupa remembers but after that he doesn’t return until Wendy has a matesprit and a kismesis and forgot how to fly
CT: D--> Pupa completely forgot Hook and Tinkerbell even e%isted
AT: oH,
CT: D--> after that pupa takes her descendant Jane to neverland
CT: D--> and it is implied he will return for her descendant as well
CT: D--> all the while pupa remains a wriggler
AT: tHAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS KINDA LIKE, UHM, A HORROR FILM
CT: D--> as I stated; it is very bittersweet
CG: I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKED IT. ASIDE FROM A FEW HICCUPS IT WAS PRETTY WELL ANIMATED AND THE ADVENTURES WERE WELL……CHARMING I SUPPOSE.
GA: Charming Would Be Exactly The Word Id Use To Describe It
GA: While It Does Not Excel In Delivering A Great Narrative Peter Pan Is A Very Flawed Hero And His Adventures Really Speak To The Imagination
GC: 1 JUST 3NJOY3D TH3 COLORS 4ND TH3 4N1M4T1ON. R34LLY, 1 JUST W4NT TO KNOW WH4T 4R4D14 THOUGHT OF 1T.
AA: this again
GC: H3Y, 1F 1 WON’T 4SK YOU WON’T T3LL
GC: SO, 1 4SK.
AA: i liked it
AA: it actually got a few chuckles 0ut 0f me
AA: and i actually wish the m0vie was a bit l0nger
AT: wAUW, REALLY?
AA: yes
AA: it was……0kay
AT: tHAT’S BASICALLY UHM, yOU SAYING IT WAS GREAT
AT: aND WHAT ABOUT YOU eQUIUS?
CT: D--> while the ending was somewhat disappointing i was legitimately surprised in how closely they followed the book
CT: D--> it made for an e%cellent movie
AT: yEAH, i KNOW RIGHT.
AT: i JUST LOVED SEEING THE HUMAN VERSION OF pUPA pAN, tHAT, dESPITE SOME DIFFRENCES, sTILL HELD UP PRETTY WELL,
AT: sO WHAT MOVIE IS NEXT?
CG: NEXT?
CG: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
CG: NITRAM I JUST RUSHED TROUGH 5 FUCKING DISNEY MOVIES
CG: FIVE…..FUCKING…..MOVIES
CG: I AM BEAT
GC: 1 4M F1N3
CG: YOU ARE INSANE
CT: D--> regardless I w001d like to thank you for the stream
CG: SURE, WHATEVER, ANYTHING TO KEEP OUR FUCKING TIMELINE FROM BEING DOOMED.
CG: ANYTHING ELSE I NEED TO DO TO PREVENT THAT ARADIA?
CG: PICK MY NOSE WITH MY LEFT FOOT? STAND ON MY HEAD AND RECITE THE DAEDRIC ALPHABET BACKWARDS? EAT AN ENTIRE SLIME PIE?
AA: n0, we’re g00d
CG: THANK FUCK
CG: THANK THE UNHOLIEST OF FUCKS
--carcinoGeneticist [CG] left convo--
AT: wELL THAT WAS SUDDEN,
AT: i, uH, oH DANGIT,
AT: vRISKA IS TROLLING ME,
AA: y0u arent g0int t0 let her b0ss y0u ar0und again are y0u
AT: aFTER WATCHING pUPA pAN?
AT: nO WAY, tHAT FILM INSPIRED ME TO UHM, bE MORE CONFIDENT,
AT: aNYWAY, SEE YOU SOON aRADIA,
--adiosToreador [AT] left convo--
AA: thank y0u f0r n0t d00ming the timeline
GC: H3Y 4NYT1M3
AA: and well
AA: thank y0u terezi
GC: YOU 4R3 SO W31RD
--apacolypsArisen [AA] left convo--
CT: D--> I think I shall 100k for my moirail
CT: D--> I wish to discuss our e%periences with these movies with her
GC: H3Y WH4T YOU DO 1N 4 F33L1NGSJ4M 1S NON3 OF OUR BUS1N3SS
GA: Give Nepeta My Regards
CT: D--> I shall
CT: D--> Good day to you
--centaursTesticle [CT left convo--
GC: SO NOW WH4T?
GA: I Suppose We Wait For Karkat To Wake
GC: BL4R, TH4T’S SO L4M3.
GC: 1 4M GO1NG TO G1V3 H1M SOM3 W3LL D3S3RV3D NUB DRUBB1NGS FOR B31NG SUCH 4 L4M3 L1TTL3 PUP4
GA: He Is So Lucky To Have You
GC: H4H4H4H4 BY3 K4N4Y4. S33 YOU 1N 4 B1T
--gallowsCalibrator [GC] left conversation--
GA: Sigh
GA: That Leaves Me By Myself
GA: I Am Not Very Good At Closing Statements
GA: Perhaps I Should Just Quietly Take My Bow And Leave
--arachnidsGrip [AG] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA]--
AG: Psssssssst Kanaaaaaaaaya
AG: Want to watch a movie with me? ;;;;)