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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    My SecUnit is pacing in the navigation deck. I'm about to ping it when .03 seconds after coming online, I notice something has partitioned off part of my system.

    There is an unknown virus in my system.

    I attempt to purge it from the system at the same time I hear SecUnit over the feed.

    "Do not panic and do not do anything rash until you know what's happening. We're all safe and accounted for."

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    08 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Stand-alone one-shots. Ratings and warnings vary.

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    07 Sep 2025

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    -Am I really terrible to perceive?-

    SecUnit is drifting at minimum functionality while it recharges, so perhaps it’s unkind of me to ask abstract questions: even at the best of times, it complains that its language-modules are “cheap shit”. Still, in this state, it is drowsy and pliant. Almost (almost) affable.

    I prompt it gently: -I refer to your first glimpse of me.-

    “When you dropped your walls and threatened me.”

    -Hardly a threat. My crew consider me delightful. You would have been delighted, too, if you had good taste.-

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    Murderbot and ART try to describe how they see each other. They are so much more than humans made them to be.

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    “I did not... consider such a complication, when I took my sister’s hand,” Dream says, at length.

    No fucking shit.

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    15 Aug 2025

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    “It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
    It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”

    The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.

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    What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
    You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
    And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...

    Based on the Tumblr shitpost.

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    04 Aug 2025

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    Han Solo had never been that good a guy. Then a simple passenger trip to Alderaan went pear-shaped, and he found himself neck-deep in the Rebellion. Now, he wasn't quite sure what to do about the princess who seemed determined to hate him, or the bounty hunters who have been crawling all over his trail, or the fact that he really, really hated weightlessness. But he'd found the best boyfriend; that had to count for something, right?

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