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--FUTURE caligulasAquarium [FCA] 5 MINUTES FROM NOW began troling CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG--]
FCA: kar please
FCA: I really need someone to talk to.
CCG: WHAT IS IT NOW ERIDAN.
FCA: wwhat it alwways fuckin is
CCG: FEFERI?
FCA: wwell not just fef…..
FCA: I’vve just been so lonely kar, I feel like a wwreck.
FCA: no one wwould help, vvisit or evven talk to me during the game.
FCA: wwell except you and that one time gam clicked the wwrong name on trollian.
FCA: it’s not going much betta since wwe landed here
FCA: I mean better.
CCG: YOUR LAND WAS A ANGEL RIDDEN WARZONE. IT WAS BAD ENOUGH JUST TO GET TO THE NEXT FUCKING GATE.
FCA: I maintain that it wwould have been a lot better if you had helped me kill them for savve passage.
CCG: OH MY FUCKING GOD DO NOT START WITH THIS AGAIN.
CCG: AND WHY ARE YOU TROLLING ME FROM THE FUTURE? I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS.
FCA: wwell you said you wwere already talking to me and that I should take it up wwith slightly in the past you.
FCA: I don’t evven knoww, the whole chronological displacement is not something I wwanna tangle wwith.
CCG: WELL THAT CAN WE AGREE ON.
CCG: ANYWAY, KANAYA IS STREAMING ANOTHER MOVIE IN A FEW MINUTES. WE DOWNLOADED A WHOLE FUCKING COLLECTION OF HUMAN MOVIES.
CCG: SEE IT AS A CROSS CULTURAL STUDY INTO THE MINDSETS OF A RACE MORE PATHETIC THEN A SACK OF DROWNED BABY BARKBEASTS.
FCA: thanks kar. I reelly appreciate it.
FCA: I mean really. I’m wwashing my hands of the nautical puns.
CCG: YEAH JUST A HEADS UP. FEFERI WATCHED THE FIRST MOVIE WITH US, I THINK SHE MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN WATCHING THE SECOND.
CCG: YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT?
FCA: I’d rather not….
FCA: I think I wwant to try to avvoid her for a wwhile just to get my head straight.
FCA: I really havven’t been able to think clearly since wwe broke up.
FCA: That and she’ll probably insist wwe wwatch it wwith that wworthless mustardblood sol.
FCA: And I just fucking KNOWW I’ll play right into his hand if I givve him the chance to aggrevvate me wwith fef wwatching.
CCG: NO BIG LOSS I GUESS. GUY WAS PISSING ME OFF WATCHING THE OTHER MOVIE. I’LL JUST SEE IF KANAYA HAS PICKED A NEW ONE YET
--CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] ceased trolling FUTURE caligulasAquarium [FCA]--
-- caligulasaquarium [CA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]--
CA: kar can wwe talk for a bit?
CG: THIS IS WHY THE TEMPORAL FEATURE IS FUCKING USELESS.
CG: WE ALREADY FUCKING TALKED. TAKE IT UP WITH ME 5 MINUTES AGO.
CA: but kar
CG: SEE YOU 5 MINUTES AGO.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]
carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA]
CG: HAVE YOU PICKED OUR NEXT MOVIE YET?
GA: Yes
GA: I Think This One Will Be Satisfactory
CG: GOOD GOOD.
CG: ERIDAN JUST CONTACTED ME. WE SHOULD PROBABLY WATCH THE MOVIE WITH HIM.
GA: I Am Not Entirely Against This Idea But I Must Inquire As To Why You Feel This Inclination
CG: LOOK, THE GUY WAS PRETTY FUCKING MISERABLE DURING THE GAME. HE WAS LONELY TROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE THING, HE'S PRETTY BEATEN DOWN FROM THIS WHOLE THING WITH FEFERI AND JUST WANTS A QUIET MOVIENIGHT WITH FRIENDS.
CG: I JUST KINDA FEEL SORRY FOR HIM. IT ISN'T THAT BIG A DEAL REALLY.
GA: Really
GA: Because This Is Starting To Sound Awfully Pale Of You
CG: WHAT?
CG: NO.
CG: FUCK NO.
CG: I MEAN, HE'S A SORRY SACK OF SHIT WITH PLENTY OF PROBLEMS TO SORT OUT BUT I DON'T THINK I'LL HAVE TO SHOOSH HIM OUT OF A MURDEROUS RAMPAGE OR SOMETHING.
GA: If You Say So
GA: Though I Must Warn You That The Movie Was Actually Intended For Miss Peixes
GA: It Just Felt Really Fitting Somehow
CG: EH FUCK IT, IT'LL DO.
GA: If You Say So
--carcinoGeneticist [CG] invited caligulasAquarium [CA] to conversation--
GA: Hello Eridan
CA: hey kan. fancy seeing you again.
CA: kar mentioned seeing a human movvie?
GA: Yes
GA: An Animated Feature We May Use As A Ways To Try And Further Our Understanding Of Human Culture And Its Many Intricacies
CG: MEANING THAT THEY SING A LOT.
GA: Yes There Was A Abundance Of Songs Previous Film
CA: noww I really don't knoww wwhat to expect anymore.
CA: let’s just get this showw on the road shall wwe?
GA: Shall We Invite The Others
GA: Sollux And Feferi Excluded For Obvious Reasons
CA: I could do wwithout vvriska if you don't mind.
GA: Believe Me I Do Not Mind
CA: Really? I alwways kinda thought you twwo……
GA: What
GA: Exactly What Do You Think You Are Implying Mr Ampora
CA: You knoww wwhat? None a my business.
CG: I THINK SHE'S STILL SORE FROM HER LAST EXPERIENCE WITH THESE MOVIES.
CA: wwoww, is it that rough a movvie?
CG: …..YEAH LETS GO WITH THAT.
GA: So Vriska Will Have To Sit This One Out
GA: Anyone You Would Like To Join
CA: wwell…..see I wwas thinking…..
--terminallyCapricious invited himself to memo—
CG: I…….HOW?
TC: ShIt BrO. HoPe I dIdN’t WeNt And InTeRuPtEd SoMe KiNdA mOtHeRfUcKiNg MeEtIng BeTwEeN yA’ll.
GA: Gamzee Might I Inquire As To How You Gained Acces To This Conversation
TC: I jUsT wEnT uP aNd StArTeD pLaYiNg WiTh ThEsE mOtHeRfUcKiNg FeAtUrEs On ThE ClIeNt.
TC: LiKe OkAy, HoW dOeS It EvEn WoRk?
TC: NeXt ThInG i KnEw I alL uP aNd WeNt tO cRaSh YoUr CoNvO lIkE a MoThErFuCkInG lAuGhSaSsIn.
CG: GAMZEE I DON’T EVEN FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT I AM READING ANYMORE.
CG: YOUR STUPIDITY WARPED SPACE/TIME SOMEHOW AND YOU POP UP IN OUR CONVO LIKE THE WORLD’S SHITTIEST HIT-A-BORROWMAMMAL.
TC: HoNk :o(
TC: wHaT aRe Ya’Ll EvEn DoInG tHaT rEqUiReS sUcH mOtHeRfUcKiNg SeCrEcY?
GA: We Were About To Watch A Movie Together
TC: AaAaAw ThAt SoUnDs LiKe ThE wIcKeD bItChTiTs.
GA: Perhaps You Feel Inclined To Watch It With Us
GA: If Eridan Doesnt Mind
CA: Eh, Gam can stay.
CA: I doubt he’ll to anything to aggrevvate me. I mean, he’s a clowwn. Wwho is he gonna judge?
TC: ThAt Is MoThErFuCkInG kInD Of YoU.
CA: yeah let’s call it that
CG: ALRIGHT. SO LETS START THIS NEXT FUCKING MOVIE BEFORE THE REST OF THE PEANUT GALLERY SHOWS UP.
CA: actually kar. Could you maybe invite nep into the chat as wwell?
CG: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO INVITE THE CRAZY AUTISTIC SHIPPING CATGIRL?
TC: WoAh BrOtHeR. wAy To GeT yOuR hArSh On
CA: wwell she has potential. You know….
CG: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING ME TO TRY AND PLAY MATCHMAKER BETWEEN YOU TWO?
CA: Look in the game I made a bit of a mistake in approaching her the wway I did.
GA: I Have To Question Your Sincerity In Pursuing A Relationship With Ms Leijon Considering Your Feelings Regarding Ms Peixes.
CA: it’s a different quadrant entirely don’t wworry.
CG: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. ERIDAN, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA TELL ME YOU ARE WAXING ‘BLACK’ FOR NEPETA, FUCKING NEPETA OF ALL PEOPLE?
CA: I don’t see a problem wwith that.
CA: at the vvery least it’ll givve me a chance to apologize her for the wway I acted after bringing her into the game.
CA: Then maybe antagonize her a little and wwho knows?
GA: I Can Not Phantom Why You Would Hate Nepeta
TC: HaHaHa PrEaCh It BrOtHeR. wHo ArE wE tO sToP a MoThErFuCkEr FrOm GeTtInG hIs DiSlIkE oN.
CG: FINE. FUCK IT. WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER.
--carsinoGeneticist [CG][/span] added arsenicCatnip [AC] to convo--
AC: :33 *ac looks curiously at this confursation*
AC: :33 “What is going on here?” she wonders
GA: Good Evening Nepeta
TC: HeY cAtSiS. wE wErE aBoUt To TuRn On SoMe SoRt Of WiCkEd HuMaN mOvIe.
AC: :33 Hi Kanaya, Gamzee. That sounds like a lot of fun.
AC: :33 uhm…said AC
AC: :33 *AC curls up into a little snuggly ball and pawnders if she should invite her meowrail to watch the movie as well*
CG: LO AND BEHOLD KARKAT INTERFERES AND PREVENTS NEPETA FROM INVITING HER CREEPY SWEATY MOIRAIL TO MOVIE.
AC: :33 He’s not that creepy!
CA: He really kinda is nep.
AC: :33 *AC looks with disdain at the fishy prince* Ampurra.
CA: hey noww no need for that. I can feel your cat eyes drilling in the back of my head.
AC: :33 Well purhaps you deserve it!
CA: Come on Nep, are you still on about that?
AC: :33 Yes! Cause it was creepy and really mean!
GA: Actually I Recall Eridan Mentioned He Wanted To Apologize For That
CA: Wwell yeah, but that wwas before she started to act like a goddamn wwriggler.
TC: CoMe On BrO. wE aLl GoNnA wAtCh ThIs MoViE lIkE bRoThErS aNd SiStErS.
CA: Fine fine, wwhatevver. Nep, I am sorry for….that….thing I did. It wwas….wwell.
AC: :33 mean?
CG: CREEPY?
GA: Uncalled For
TC: NoT cHiLlEd At AlL
Ca: Yes, yes. All of the abovve. Wwe cool noww?
AC: :33 furry well. I suppaws I just have to tolerate you.
CA: noww hey, there’s no need for that.
AC: :33 ???
CA: You don’t havve to just accept it like that. Feel free to antagonize me some more.
AC: :33 Blar, you are so weird.
CG: EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO AND START PROJECTILE VOMMITING AT THAT TERRIBLE DISPLAY OF KISMETIC INEPTITUDE.
CG: KANAYA START THE DAMN MOVIE BEFORE THESE TWO MAKE ME WANT TO CUT MY WRIST WITH A REGISCYTHE.
GA: Not A Problem
gallowsCalibrator [GC] invited self to conversation
CG: WHAT IS THE POINT OF A PRIVATE CONVERSATION IF EVERYONE KEEPS INTERUPTING IT?
GC: H3H3H3H3 YOU D3S3RV3 TH4T FOR NOT 1NFORM1NG M3 TH4T 4NOTH3R V13W1NG OF THE HUM4N D1SN3Y MOV13S W4S T4K1NG PL4C3.
CG: HOW DID YOU EVEN FIGURE THIS OUT? I ONLY CONTACTED KANAYA AFTER ERIDAN SAID HE WANTED TO KEEP THE VIEWING TO A SMALL GROUP.
CG: JUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT, HALF OUR TEAM IS HERE.
GC: TH3R3 W4S NOTH1NG YOU COULD DO >;]
GC: MY B31NG H3R3 H4S B33N D3T3RM1N3D BY TH3 T1M3L1N3. 1F 1 W3R3 TO M1SS 1T, W3 WOULD H4V3 B33N DOOM3D.
GC: HON3STLY? YOU SHOULD B3 TH4NK1NG M3.
CG: THAT RAISES EVEN MORE FUCKING QUESTIONS THEN IT ANSWERS!
GC: FUTUR3 M3 TOLD M3 TH4T 4 FURTH3R FUTUR3 M3 TOLD H3R TO W4TCH TH3 MOV13.
GC: 4ND WH3N W3 4R3 DON3, 1 4M TO 1NFORM P4ST M3 TO W4TCH TH3 MOV13 4S W3LL, CR34T1NG 4 ST4BL3 T1M3LOOP.
CG: YOU TALK TO YOUR FUTURE SELVES TOO?
GC: ON OC4SS1ON, WH3N TH3Y H4V3 SOM3TH1NG 1NT3R3ST1NG TO T3LL M3. L1K3 S4V1NG OUR T1M3L1N3.
GC: 4S OPPOS3D TO BL4CKFL1RT1NG W1TH MYS3LF, FUN 4S TH4T M4Y B3.
CG: URGH……
CG: ERIDAN, PLEASE TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT TEREZI IN HERE.
CA: doomed timelines kar, there’s nothing I can do.
CA: sides, ter isn’t that bad.
CA: little intimidating, but not bad.
CG: HATE YOU. HATE YOU BOTH.
AC: :33 *AC tacklepounces the great dragon* yay, we’ll be watching it together. It will be just like old times.
GC: *TH3 GR34T 4ND M1GHTY DR4GON L1FTS TH3 HUNTR3SS US1NG ONLY TWO OF H3R M1GHTY CL4WS* Y3S, BUT L3TS T4K3 TH3 ROL3PL4Y TO 4 PR1V4T3 CH4T >;]
CG: *CG BANGS HIS HEAD REPEATEDLY AGAINST HIS DESK WISHING THIS FUCKING MOVIE WAS OVER ALREADY*
TC: AaAaAaH sHiT bRo. ShOuLd He AnD hIs LuSuS Be DoInG tHaT?
TC: SeAdWeLlErS bE tErRiTorRiAl MoThErFuCkErS
CA: According to Ros humans don’t havve any seadwwellers, so they should be fine.
TC: CoOl, CoOl.
GC: CONS1D3R1NG HOW W34K 4ND FR4G1L3 HUM4NS 4R3 TH31R S34DW3LL3RS PROB4BLY W3NT 3XT1NCT 3ONS 4GO.
CA: Just look at that ship. Vvris wwould lovve the shit out a this.
GA: I Do Not Doubt That
CA: Hmmm if you do not mind me asking. Wwhat exactly happened betwween you and vvris?
GA: I Do Mind You Asking
CA: Fine, fine.
AC: :33 *AC hungrily eyes the caught fish*
CG: I AM GENUINLY SHOCKED NO ONE HAS STARTED SINGING YET.
CA: is….is that the hivve of her imperious condescension?
GA: There Is No One Ruler In Human Culture
GA: Instead There Are Countless Tribes Governed Either By Democracy Or A Form Of Royalty
GA: There Are Countries Governed By Tyranny Though
CA: kan, wwhy evven bother wwith the movvies if ros tells you evverything
GA: Because They Amuse Me
AC: *AC curiously pawbserves the fishy figures* even if Rose said there aren’t any, those look a pawful lot like seadwellers to me.
CA: wwhat the fuck? Are those human seadwwellers?
CG: IT SEEMS EGBERT AND STRIDER AREN’T THE ONLY ONES MAKING SHIT UP AS THEY GO ALONG.
CG: JUST LOOK AT THAT. THERE MUST BE ENTIRE COLONIES OF SEADWELLERS ON THE HUMAN PLANET.
TC: AaAaW sHiT. tHeY lOoK mOtHeRfUcKiNg CoOl WiTh FiShTaIlS lIkE tHaT.
GC: NOT TO ST4T3 TH3 OBV1OUS BUT TH3Y T4ST3 K1ND4 F1SHY.
AC: *AC feels a little hungry*
CG: I…….WHAT?
GA: A Crustacean Conducting An Orchestra
GA: I Think This Movie Will Be Stranger Then Anything The Previous Movie Prepared Us For
GA: And Need I remind You That That One Had Singing Furniture
CG: I DON’T KNOW….I THINK I KINDA LIKE THAT GUY
GC: K4RK4T H3 LOOKS NOTH1NG L1K3 YOUR LUSUS
GC: NO N33D TO PROJ3CT H1M ON TH4T 4DOR4BL3 C4RTOON CR4B.
CG: FUCK YOU, I CAN SEE THAT.
GC: G4SP. 4R3 YOU M4K1NG FUN OF MY S1GHT 1MP3D1M3NT?
CG: I WASN’T BUT IN LOOKING BACK AT IT…..HAHA, YEAH I GUESS THAT FUCKING WORKS IN…...HINDSIGHT.
GC: W4UW, TH4T 1S 4 DOUCH3Y TH1NG TO S4Y
AC: :33 guys please don’t fight?
CG: FINE, FINE, DROPPING IT
CA: oh my god!
CA: my hivve. My beautiful hivve, sunken to the bottom of the cruel unforgivving ocean
TC: ThErE tHeRe BrO
CA: howw could this havve happened. Wwas seeing it destroyed in sgrub once not bad enough?
GC: 3R1D4N YOU 4R3 B31NG R1D1CULOUS. TH3R3 4R3 PROB4BLY HUNDR3D SUNK3N SH1PS 1N TH3 OC34N. WH4T M4K3S YOU TH1NK TH1S ON3 1S YOURS?
CA: noww that you mention it…..it does miss the personal touches I gavve it.
CG: YOU MEAN THE TACKY RESPITEBLOCK YOU BUILD ATOP OF THE SHIP PART?
CA: it wwasnt tacky
GA: I Hate To Say It But It Really Was Tacky
TC: sHiT bRo I cOuLd SeE iT fRoM tHe BeAcH. iT lOoKeD lIkE a WiCkEd SpIrE rOsE uP fRoM a ShIpWrEcK oF mIrAcLeS.
CA: Translation; tacky as fuck. I get it.
CA: she evven kinda looks like her…..
CG: YOU OK?
CA: I’m fine it’s just…..the wway she movves in the wwater, her vvoice and the wway she talks, it all seem so much like fef.
GA: I Owe You An Apology
GA: I Had Picked The Movie With Miss Peixes’ Interests In Mind
TC: sHiT bRo, ThIs AiNt ThE fIsHsIs. ThIs OnE hAs No LeGs. ThE fIsHsIsTeR hAs LeGs RiGhT?
TC: WeLl, ShE hAd LaSt TiMe I sAw HeR.
TC: DiD sOmEtHiNg HaPpEn?
CG: GAMZEE JUST….JUST BE QUIET FOR A BIT
TC: SuRe ThInG bRo
GC: 4R3 W3 SP3ND1NG TH3 R3ST OF TH3 MOV13 W1TH TH1S R3D H41R3D PR1NC3S?
GA: I Assume So
GA: Why?
GC: 1T 1S SO D3L1C1OUSLY D1STR4CT1NG
CA: wwell……that wwas an incredibly short movvie.
CG: THAT’S ALL FOLKS.
CG: ERIDAN DO NOT BE THAT GUY RIGHT NOW
CA: I am going to be that guy right noww.
CG: DO NOT FUCKING BE THAT GUY RIGHT NOW YOU INCREDIBLE DOUCHENOZZLE.
CA: kar I am going to be that guy right noww. I havve to.
CG: DON’T FUCKING DO IT.
CA: clearly the makers havve nevver evven heard of a murderfish cause they are nevver this stupid. They don’t eat your half your hivve before taking a proper shot at you. They are relentless fucking killingmachines. Wwhile their strength is fairly accurately portrayed, wwith jawws that can easily tear apart a hivve and a top speed that easily keeps up with seadwwellers they completely misinterpreted their behavvior.
CG: WE GET IT. THIS MOVIE IS NOT BIOLOGICALLY CORRECT. IT’S MEANT TO BE FOR WRIGGLERS.
CA: wwell then it does a horrible job of informing them about the dangerous murderfish.
GC: TH4T 1S 4 V4L1D PO1NT >:/
GA: Murderfish Are No Laughing Matter
TC: HaHaHaHaHa ShIt BrO, wHeN dId YoU wEnT aNd BeCaMe A bIoLoGy ExPeRt?
CA: wwell…..it’s just marine biology.
CA: I started out to try and impress fef and it kinda became a thing.
AC: :33well….it’s never a bad thing to learn stuff like that right?
CA: Eh, I guess.
CA: BOOOOOOO
CA: FOUL.
CA: SHAMEFUL
CA: a terrible representation of seadwwellers in human media. Wwe are in fact vvery sophisticated and perfectly awware of the proper use of forks.
TC: AaAaW dOnT wOrRy BrO. i CoNsTaNtLy FoRgEt WhAt UtEnSiL iS uSeD fOr WhAt
TC: HeLl I aM pReTtY sUrE i DiD mY hAiR wItH a PoKiNg UtEnSiL tHiS mOrNiNg
AC: :33 I am purplexed that eridan knows what poking utensils are fur.
CA: nep, wwhen I said I don’t mind you antagonizing me I hoped you wwould do better than that.
AC: :33 and then you make it weird again you fishy creep!
CA: better, better. Could use some improvvement.
AC: :33 ARGH!
GC: 3XPOS1T1ON 3XPOS1T1ON
AC: :33 Do seadwellers really think the purface is that dangerous?
CA: Of course not. Wwe are abovve you. The hemospectrum wwas in place to make sure all filthy landdwwellers kneww their place and wwould not dare harm us.
CA: The only possible exceptions coming from the indigo cast cause no one evver knowws wwhat they’re up too.
CA: Pretty sure it’s all about shits and giggles wwith them.
TC: SoRrY bRo
GA: Karkat What Do You Think Of The Relation Between Ariel And Her Father
CG: NOT ENTIRELY SURE……BELLE AND HER FATHER SEEMED A LOT MORE LIKE MOIRAILS. ARIEL’S FATHER WANTS TO PROTECT HER LIKE A MOIRAIL BUT I DON’T THINK HE’S DOING IT RIGHT.
GA: Ah
GA: So A Dysfunctional Moirailegance
CA: Speaking a wwhich is there any chance you’ll tell wwhat happened wwith you and vvris?
GA: No
CG: ALSO, BOTH BELLE AND ARIEL ONLY HAVE ONE MALE ANCESTOR TO TAKE CARE OF THEM
CG: WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE SECOND ONE?
CA: maybe humans reproduce entirely different?
CG: WHO EVEN UNDERSTANDS THESE FUCKING HUMANS?
GA: I Am Genuinely Surprised He Is Aware Of How Strict He Is
GA: Perhaps This Offers A More Sincere View In The Human Parent Lusus Relation
CG: YES. IT IS EVEN MORE SURPRISING THAT HE HAS THE GENIUS FUCKING INSIGHT TO LET THE CRUSTECEAN WATCH AFTER HIS DAUGHTER.
GC: C4USE CRUST3C34NS H4V3 4 LONG 4ND PROUD H1STORY OF B31NG SURROG4T3 P4R3NT F1GUR3S?
CG: YES. YES THEY FUCKING DO.
CG: YOU KNOW, MY LUSUS MAY HAVE BEEN A FUCKING FAILURE WHEN IT CAME TO MOST THINGS, BUT AT LEAST HE WAS THERE FOR ME, INSTEAD OF BEING USED TO COUNTERBALANCE SOME FUCKING FAKE MADE UP PROPHECY
GC: WH1CH TURN3D OUT TO B3 COMPL3TLY CORR3CT R3M3MB3R?
CG: WAS THIS BEFORE OR AFTER YOU ALMOST KILLED YOUR BEST FRIEND WITH A MAGIC CUEBALL?
GC: OH YOU M1S3R4BL3 L1TTL3--
CA: Oww shit kar are you glaring spades at ter?
CG: WHAT!? NO. FUCK NO!
CA: just saying. You twwo seem to be going at each other pretty hard.
CA: it looks a little uncomfortable. And perhaps a little hot.
AC: :33 eridan!
CA: wwhat its true.
CG: AAAH DAMNIT. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU GOT AWAY.
GC: H4H4H4 Y3S. MOR3 MUS1C.
CA: Wwhat is evven happening?
TC: ShIt BrO. tHiS iS lIkE a SmAlL mIrAcLe FoR mY eArHoLeS
AC: 33 it’s so purrty
CA: Kar? Ter? Is this normal human behavvior?
CA: Cod I kneww I should havve kept wwatching ros.
GA: We Are Relatively Sure Humans Do Not Often Exercise Such Frivolity On A Regular Basis
GC: B3L13V3 US, W3’V3 LOOK3D >:I
AC: :33 purrhaps we could ask them to sing fur us?
CG: CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HOW THAT CONVERSATION WILL GO DOWN.
CA: I don’t get wwhy a seadwweller is so obsessed wwith landdwweller culture.
CA: wwe havve evverything landdwwellers havve but like a million times better.
AC: :33 of course you wouldn’t understand ampurra.
AC: :33 she wants to get out of her efurry day live and meet new people.
CA: wwell she only has an entire ocean of neww people to meet.
CA: Really, she is of royal blood and wwants to mingle wwith the peasants? So ungrateful.
AC: :33 You spend half your life on land you fishy douche, who are you to judge!
GC: WO4H N3P3T4.
AC: :33 what is it purrezi?
GC: 1 4PPROV3 >:]
AC: :33 nyan?
CG: SEE, CRABS ARE THE BEST DADS. PERIOD
GC: BL4R
TC: ThAt LiTtLe ReD bRo Is MaD aDoRaBlE
TC: BuT hE rEaLlY cOuLd StAnD tO kIcK bAcK aNd GeT hIs FuCkInG cHiLl On.
CG: IN DEFENSE OF THE CRAB, THIS FISHBITCH REALLY NEEDS HIS CONTANT MEDDLING.
GC: TH3 PROS3CUT1ON D1S4GR33S W1TH TH3 D3F3NS3’S ST4T3M3NT 4ND 4CCUS3S H1M OF B14S
CG: THE DEFENSE ACCUSES THE PROSECUTION OF BEING EVEN MORE ANNOYING THEN ARIEL’S FISHY SIDEKICKS
AC: :33 the furry impurtant pouncilor calls order in the court
GC: OV3RRUL3D
AC: Maow!
CG: NO FUCKING ROLEPLAYING!
GA: I Do Not Think Ariel Cares Much For The Advice Of Sebastian
TC: WoAh. ThOsE mAgIcAl LiGhTs In ThE sKy WoUlD lUrE aNy MoThErFuCkEr LiKe A FuCkInG SiReN
CA: And flushed for the first filthy landdwweller she lays eyes on.
CA: Really, the similarities this animated wwoman shares wwith fef are endless.
GC: W41T, W4S TH4T 4 BURN 41M3D 4T F3F3R1 OR SOLLUX >:/
CA: fuck I don’t evven knoww anymore……Man I feel messed up.
CG: YOU DON’T GET FLUSHED THAT QUICKLY FOR SOMEONE. ISN’T SHE AT LEAST A BIT CREEPED OUT BY THE FACT THAT HE HAS LEGS?
TC: FuCk BrO, aNy TwO mOtHeRfUcKeRs CaN gEt ThEiR fLuSh On
CG: YES BUT NOT THAT FAST, ESPECIALLY WITH THE TWO OF THEM BEING….OH I DON’T KNOW. FUNDAMENTALLY DIFFERENT SPECIES!?
GA: You Did Not Object To Belle’s Affection For The Beast
CG: THAT WAS MORE DIFFRENT. IT HAD BUILD UP, STARTED SUBTLE AND THE BEAST WAS ESSENTIALLY A HUMAN FORCED TO WEAR A BIG FUZZY COAT ALL THE TIME.
GC: HON3ST QU3ST1ON?
GC: 1F TH3 F1SH C4N T4LK…..4ND TH3 WH1T3 F34TH3RB34ST C4N T4LK…..WHY C4NT TH3 B4RKB34ST?
CG: MAYBE HE’S SPECIAL.
CA: wwell, showws ovver, they’re dead.
AC: :CC nooooooooo
GC: OH PL34S3, TH3 MOV13 B4R3LY--
GC: W3LL 1’LL B3 D4MN3D >:C
CG: OF FUCKING COURSE
GA: I Am Beginning To Suspect This Might Be A Recurring Pattern In These Movies
CG: JUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT. NOT A FUCKING SCRATCH ON HIM.
CG: UNLESS THE TWIST IS THAT HE IS A FUCKING IMMORTAL I AM NOT BUYING THIS.
CG: AND GAMZEE, FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR, DON’T EVEN ARGUE THAT IT MIGHT BE A MIRACLE.
GC: W3LL, P3RH4PS 1T W4S 4 M1R4CL3.
CG: GODDAMNIT TEREZI.
CA: wwoww. This wwoman is shameless
AC: :33 It’s so adorable!
CA: shameless
AC: :33 adorable
CA: for fuck’s sake nep, just look a that.
CA: She’s practically feeling him up wwhile he’s unconscious.
GC: YOU 4R3 CL34RLY OV3RR34CT1NG 3R1D4N.
CG: ACTUALLY I KINDA AGREE WITH HIM ON THIS ONE.
GC: WH4T?
AC: :33 what?
CA: wwhat?
CG: THEY HAVEN’T EXCHANGED A WORD OF DIALOGUE AND NOT ONLY IS SHE ALREADY SMITTEN WITH HIM, SHE’S CUDDLING UP TO HIM WHILE HE’S UNCONSCIOUS LIKE NOBODY’S BUSINESS.
CG: YOU DON’T GET FUCKING FLUSHED LIKE THAT WITHOUT A SINGLE WORD OF DIALOGUE, IT’S ROMANCE 101.
CG: IT’S LIKE ERIDAN SUDDENLY GETTING HIS FLUSH ON FOR JOHN JUST BY WATCHING HIM TROUGH THE VIEWPORTS FOR 10 SECONDS.
CA: wwhy must you use me as example?
CG: BECAUSE YOU ARE THE EASY TARGET.
TC: wElL i ThInK iTs WiCkEd SwEeT tHaT sHe MoThErFuCkInG sAvEd HiM lIkE tHaT.
CG: …..YEAH FINE. THAT WAS VERY NICE OF HER.
GC: L4D13S, G3NTL3M4N 4ND K4RK4T, M33T YOUR 4NT4GON1ST.
CA: alright, normally I’d throww a fit that they cast a seadwweller as antagonist but since the protagonist is a seadwweller herself I suppose it’s only fair.
CG: OH GOODIE, WE HAVE A FAT SQUID LADY. WHAT IS HER EVIL PLAN.
GC: HRM……
GA: She Is Less Then Informative About That
GA: She Does Seem To Have A Dislike For Ariels Father
CG: SO FAR EVERYONE SEEMS TO HAVE AT LEAST A MILD DISLIKE FOR ARIEL’S FATHER.
TC: WoAh ThIs Is ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg BiTcHtItS
CA: can i…..can I just lovve this song?
GA: It Would Appear There Is No Escape
CG: THESE FUCKING SONGS ARE EVERYWHERE.
CG: YOU THINK YOU HAVE GOTTEN AWAY, BUT YOU HAVENT.
CG: AND THEN YOU CRAWL AWAY TO A DIFFERENT MOVIE ALTOGETHER AND THERE IS EVEN MORE SONGS TO LISTEN TO.
AC: :33 I should have eaten something…..All these delicious looking fish just swimming on my screen.
AC: :33 I could even go fur those shrimps.
GC: HMM……1 DON’T L1K3 TH3 COLOR SCH3M3 OF TH1S MOV13 SO F4R. LOT OF GR3Y’S W1TH L1GHT SH4D3S OF BLU3 4ND GR33N. NOT 4S L1V3LY 4ND V4R13D 4S TH3 PR3V1OUS ON3.
CA: don’t tell me you thought it wwas a colorful deep sea wwonderland?
GC: K1ND4 HOP3D 1T W4S?
CG: 30 MINUTES IN AND WE’VE ONLY ESTABLISHED THAT THIS GIRL WANTS MORE THEN BEING A FUCKING PRINCES AND THAT SHE IS IN LOVE WITH A PRINCE SHE DOESN’T KNOW.
TC: NaAw MaN. jUsT lIsTeN tO tHiS sHiT aNd LiGhTeN uP.
CG: CAN’T SAY I BLAME HER YOU STUPID FISH. I WOULD HAVE LEFT TOO.
GC: SO MUCH FOR CRUST4C34NS B31NG P3RF3CT CUSTOD14NS R1GHT?
CG: OH DON’T EVEN START THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW.
GA: Oh I know This One GA: This Is A Classic
GA: He Does Not Know She Has A Taboo Crush On A Human
GA: Yet He Is Under The Impressions That She Is Falling For Another Seadweller
TC: Eh I kInDa ThInK hE mOtHeRfUcKiNg KnOwS nOw ChIcKa
CG: OK, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP THIS POOR GIRL?
GA: I Admit Her Obsession Is Becoming Unhealthy At A Disquieting Pace
CG: HONESTLY, I AM SIDING WITH THE FATHER ON THIS ONE.
AC: :33 but she’s in love!
AC: :33 you do foolish things when you’re in love.
CG: WELL YEAH.
AC: :33 I expected you have at least watched and liked one movie with flush on furst sight.
AC: :33 so why not stuff it and let the girl be in love.
CG: OKAY, FINE. CAUGHT ME REDHANDED THERE.
AC: :33 heehee
CG: STILL NO EXCUSE FOR THIS THOUGH. SHE’S FEELING UP A STATUE OF THE GUY. YOU DON’T DO THAT.
AC: :33 ok yeah, that is a little creepy.
CG:”YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HIM?”
CG: WOMAN, YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HIM YOURSELF!
CG: HOW DELUDED IS THIS SPOILED FUCKING PRINCES?
TC: ShIt BrO, dOnT bE sO hArSh On ThE fIsHsIs.
CG: BUT SHE’S SO WRONG…..
TC: ChEcK oUt ThAt WiCkEd TrIdEnT tHoUgH…
TC: Do AlL fUcKiNg TrIdEnTs Do ThAt?
CA: No…..No they don’t.
TC: ShIt LoOkS iNcReDiBlY mOtHeRfUcKiNg SwEeT.
GC: 3R1D4N, HOW DO3S TH1S TR1D3NT WORK?
CA: wwell you are talking about advvanced seadwweller technology here. You cant expect me to just share it wwith any landdwweller.
CA: but it’s definitely a sophisticated devvice.
TC: It LoOkS kInDa LiKe MaGiC bRo.
CA: no it doesn’t shut up.
CA: and thus the princes lost all her trinkets.
CA: it looks like she’ll havve to make do wwith all the stuff in the palace like evvery other princes.
CA: so boo hoo.
AC: :33 but this was her collection. She worked so hard to collect efurrything.
CA: Yes, but wwe are nevver givven a reason as to wwhy she collects all that except her almost unhealthy obsession wwith land life.
AC: :33 well I think your wrong.
CG: I’M ACTUALLY SIDING WITH ERIDAN AGAIN HERE. GAMZEE MIGHT AS WELL SAVE ME THE TROUBLE AND PROCLAIM IT A MIRACLE.
TC: BrO, I don’t tHiNk YoU uP aNd DeFeNdInG yOuR oPiNiOn Is A mIrAcLe.
TC: WhAt Is A mIrAcLe iS hOw MaNy BeAuTiFuL OpInIoNs ThErE aRe.
TC: AnD lIkE, nOnE oF tHeM aRe WrOnG.
TC: HoW dOeS tHaT wOrK yOu AsK?
GC: L3T M3 GU3SS….M1R4CL3S?
CG: UUURGH.
TC: HaHaHaHa, ThE dRaGoNsIs GeTs It.
CG: THANK YOU GAMZEE, I JUST REMEMBERED WHY I WANTED THIS MOVIE TO END AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
GA: I Believe These Will Be Our Henchmen For Today
GA: I Do Like Their Symmetry
AC: :33 They are being manipulative! Tempting her with such offurs when she is emotionally susceptible.
AC: :33 kind of like another fishy idiot tried to do when I was brought into the game.
CA: Are you still on about that nep?
CA: I thought wwe agreed it wwas a stupid movve and continue wwith our livves as responsible adults.
AC: :33 if there wwere any responsible adults here they could tell you howw much of a wwriggler you are.
CG: IF THERE WERE ANY RESPONSIBLE ADULTS HERE WE’D ALL BE PROMPTLY CULLED FOR OUR IDIOCY.
CG: CEPT YOU KANAYA, YOU’RE COOL.
GA: Much Apreciated
CG: ERIDAN, YOU CAN KINDA EXPECT A LIFETIME OF TEASING FROM HER FOR THAT STUNT YOU PULLED SO GET USED TO IT.
GC: K4RK4T, YOU 4R3 SM3LL1NG SO 4SH3N 4LL OF 4 SUDD3N.
TC: HaHa, YeAh My LiTtLe BrO iS a BoRn MeDiAtOr.
TC: He SaYs So HiMsElF eVeRy TiMe ThE sUbJeCt CoMeS uP.
GC: DO3S H3 NOW?
CG: GAMZEE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK I WILL END YOU.
CG: WAUW.
CA: wwho does this?
CA: wwho looks at a place like that and thinks; yes this hivve completely suits me.
CA: Though I wwill givve points for the purple smoke. That is a vvery nice and decorativve touch
AC: :33 cause you are weird.
GA: It Is A Horrid And Impractical Design
GA: Sorry Eridan But You Will Need A Lot More Then Smoke To Obscure Such A Hideous Place
CA: Eh, fair point.
CG: HOLY FUCK WHAT ARE THOSE?
CG: DEAR ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFFING FUCK DO THOSE THINGS LIVE ON THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA?
CA: wwell I certainly hope not
CG: THEY LOOK SOULS TORN FROM THEIR BODY AND CHEWED UPON BY THE MOUTHS OF A MILION HORRORTERRORS.
GA: And Yet Again We Find Ourselves Listening To A Song
CA: kinda sounds like a wwaltz
AC: :33 what is a waltz?
CA: Oh Nep you uncultured little wwriggler you. A wwaltz is a sophisticated dance. Seadwwellers may do a wwaltz on formal evvents.
AC: :33 well geesh, forget I asked.
TC: ThAt SqUiDlAdY sUrE gOt A bOotY
AC: :33 Gamzee….what are you talking about?
AC: :33 she doesn’t seem to have any treasure in her hive.
TC: NaAaWw SiS. I wAs TaLkInG aBoUt HeR jUnK iN tHe TrUnK.
AC: :33 I don’t think she has a trunk either?
CG: ……WHAT?
CA: nep are you serious?
GC: WH4T?
CA: oh this is precious. You mean evven wwith all your rp’s youvve never come across terms like badonkadonk?
AC: :33 shut up ampurra! Now you are just making up words to confuse and purrvoke me!
GC: 1’LL 3XPL41N TO YOU….1N PR1V4T3.
CA: please don’t ter. This is gold.
CA: wwhat?
CA: oh no. movvie don’t. do not go there.
GA: I Believe She Insinuated She Used Magic
CA: no. that is such bs I cannot evven begin to explain it.
CA: Look, she’s just a charlatan, it’s all smoke and mirrors.
CA: The cauldron is just the exterior for a really advvanced projection system, a smokemachine and a bunch of fancy lighting.
GC: T4ST3S L1K3 M4G1C TO M3 4FT3R TH3 BLU31SH GR3Y OC3AN FOR SO LONG.
AC: :33 alright, then how do you explain that?
CA: More projections. This ‘wwitch’ certainly knowws wwhat she’s doing and the girl is eating it up.
CG: RIGHT, SO WE HAVE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL SCENARIO HERE.
CG: SHE WANTS TO BECOME A HUMAN SO SHE CAN SEDUCE THE MAN SHE HASN’T SHARED A SINGLE LINE OF DIALOGUE WITH.
CG: LEAVING BEHIND ALL HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY.
CG: BELLE DEALT WITH THAT SHIT AS WELL, BUT AT LEAST IT MADE SOME FUCKING SENSE AND WAS A LEGITIMATLY DRAMATIC MOMENT.
CG: NOT, OH DEAR ME, I THINK I WILL PAIL THE VERY FIRST GUY I LAY EYES ON.
GA: I Take It You Do Not Side With Ariel In This Matter
GC: H3 S1D3S W1TH TH3 4DOR4BL3 L1TTL3 CR4B OF COURS3.
CG: I SIDE WITH THE ONES THAT ARE NOT BEING EXCRUCIATINGLY RETARDED.
CG: OH COME ON, THIS DEAL IS JUST PLAIN STUPID.
GA: Three Days Seem Like A Very Short Time To Perform Such A Feet Indeed
AC: :33 Not only that but her voice? She’ll be mewt.
TC: ShIt ThE sQuIdLaDy Is GiViNg A sHoW wItH hEr CaUlDrOn Of MiRaClEs.
CA: that sounded all sorts of wweird gam but not that it matters. It’s still just a elaborate parlor trick.
CA: there’s a logical explanation for evverything she does. A first class act in showwmanship.
TC: NaAaH mAn. I dO nOt WaNt To KnOw HoW iT wOrKs.
CA: just so you can remain ignorant and assume it’s a miracle?
TC: HoNk :o(
GC: OH NO. 4 L3G4L DOCUM3NT. 4 DUMB G1RLS WORST 3N3MY
CG: OK. YEAH….THIS’LL END WELL
GA: I Cannot Fathom How Impractical That Is
GA: Do You Think She Had To Study Magic A Long Time To Learn To Summon Spooky Green Claws
GA: And Does She Get A Lot Of Use From The Remove A Voice Spell
GA: I Imagine It Takes Some Practice
GA: Who Did She Practice On And How Did She Get Them To Volunteer
CG: WOAH, THAT’S…..QUITE A RANT.
GA: I Have Been Observing
GA: It Just Seems Very Implausible To Me To Have Magic You Logically Would Never Need To Use
CA: It’s science kan, not magic
CA: I understand you are kinda emerged in the lore but magic is not a real thing
CA: Those green claw things couldn’t swwat a fly if she tried to.
AC: :33 Aaah!
CG: WHAT?
AC: :33 Its just a….furry scary image.
CA: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh god really nep?
AC: :33 oh shut up ampurra!
CA: Oh that is just so swweet.
AC: :33 don’t you laugh at me!
CA: aah I am so scared furrom the movie hahahahaha
AC: :33 Ampurra I swear I will bite your fins off!
CA: Come and try you wwriggler
CA: No wwait
CA: oh god
CA: ouch, ouch, nep…Nep stop….Nep I am serious
CA: OUCH GODDAMNIT STOP BITING DEAR GOG
CG: ALL IN FAVOR OF IGNORING THAT?
GA: I
GC: 1
CG: MOTION PASSES
GC: TH3 COURT 4PPROV3S
GA: I Believe Your Words Were
GA: Could Not Swat A Fly If They Tried To
CA: it wwas a figure a speech. They are practically harmless
GA: They Ripped The Girls Voice Out
CA: wwell…. that could be anyone’s vvoice.
AC: :33 oh no!
CG: REALLY THOUGH….I KINDA LIKE THIS SONG.
CG: IT’S OMINOUS, AND THE VISUALS ARE ASTOUNDING.
CG: IT SURE AS HELL BEAT THE PREVIOUS SONGS OF THIS MOVIE OUT OF THE WATER.
CG: HAHA, I CAN DO NAUTICAL PUNS TOO!
CG: NOW I HATE MYSELF A LITTLE MORE THEN I DID 5 MINUTES AGO
CA: Huh….I think fef tried coming out a the wwater a feww times like that.
CA: frankly it looked hilarious, her hair got evverywhere and looked like a mess.
CA: But she wwas so convvinced it looked elegant I didn’t havve the heart to tell her.
GC: 444W. TH4TS 4CTU4LLY K1ND4 SW33T…..1N 4 W31RD DOUCH3Y W4Y.
AC: :33 efurrything eridan does is the douchey way.
CA: that’s wwriggler levvel stuff nep.
AC: :33 Do I have to bite your fins again!
CA: knoww wwhat? Lets just wwatch the movvie. See wwhat happens there.
CG: (HOLY SHIT. NEPETA IS REALLY GOING BLACK FOR ERIDAN)
GC: (1 DON’T TH1NK SH3 R34L1Z3S 1T H3RS3LF)
GA: (It Is Kind Of Cute To Watch)
CA: guys I can hear you wwhispering. I am literally right next to kar and ter.
AC: :33 why, what are they saying?
CA: Nothing you need to concern yourself wwith.
CA: (so any tips to make her realize ter?)
CG: HOLY SHIT I HAVE FEET.
TC: FuCk I kNoW rIgHt?
TC: SoMeTiMeS I jUsT lOoK dOwN aNd WoAh.
GC: TH3 SC4RY P4RT 1S 1 DON’T KNOW W3TH3R OR NOT H3 1S S3R1OUS
CG: OH HE IS TRUST ME.
CG: WE ARE MORE THEN 45 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE AND WE HAVE HAD ONLY 1 SCENE THAT SHOWED ANY FORM OF INTERACTION BETWEEN ARIEL AND THE PRINCE.
CG: SHE’S SACRIFICING HER ENTIRE LIFE AS A PRINCES UNDER THE SEA FOR THIS GUY WHO HASN’T SAID A WORD TO HER.
CG: AND I AM JUST WAITING FOR THE PRINCE TO BE LIKE;”SORRY TOOTS, NO DEAL.”
CG: NOW THAT WOULD BE A STORY WITH A PROPER MORAL.
GC: 4R3 YOU SUR3 YOU 4R3NT JUST S4Y1NG TH4T TO 4GR33 W1TH TH3 CR4B 4G41N?
GA: Actually The Crab Agrees To Help Her Because He Sees How Much It Means To Her
CG: EITHER THAT OR HE REALIZED SHE’S A LOST CAUSE.
TC: ShIt BrO, zOnEd OuT fOr A mOmEnT
TC: WhAt DiD I MisS?
CA: girl became human, magic is still fake.
TC: AaAh GoTcHa. So NoW sHe’S aLl Up AnD gEtTiNg HeR fLuSh On FoR tHe PrInCeLy FeLlOw RiGhT?
GC: OH H3Y. 4 MUT3 CONFUS3D LOOK1NG G1RL MY B4RKB34ST FOUND ON TH3 B34CH WE34R1NG NOTH1NG BUT 4 S41L.
GC: CL34RLY TH1S 1S TH3 WOM4N 1’V3 B33N LOOK1NG FOR 4LL MY L1F3.
GC: SWOOOON
CG: IS EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING UNIVERSE PANTS-ON-HEAD RETARDED?
CG: THE PRINCE IS JUST AS EAGER TO PROCLAIM HIS UNDYING LOVE FOR A WOMAN HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW.
GA: What If They Come To The Conclusion They Have Nothing In Common
GA: He Enjoys Reading On A Quiet Night While She Goes On Wild Flarping Adventures
CA: ok kan? Something definitely happened betwween you and vvris. Wwhat is wwrong?
GA: I Have No Idea What You Are Insinuating Mr Ampora
CA: fine, fine be that wway.
CA: you’ll tell me sooner or later.
AC: :33 am I the only one who thinks its cute how the two of them found each other again?
AC: :33 its so sad he can’t place her as the one who saved him yet.
AC: 33 if only she wasn’t so stupid as to give up her voice.
CG: OH MY GOD.
CG: WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO A HORROR FLICK!?
GC: H4H4H4 1T SM3LLS D3L1C1OUS
CG: I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE.
GA: No One Has Any Questions About The Mysterious Mute Girl
GA: She Is Just
GA: Accepted Into The Royal Court Like That
GA: Really
CA: human royalty must be incredibly easy to assassinate if they let any pretty wwoman get that close.
TC: NaAaAh BrO, tHeSe HuMaNs ArE jUsT bEiNg HoSpItAbLe
CG: THEN THEY ARE STILL WAY TO FAST TO JUST ACCEPT HER LIKE THAT.
CG: JUST CAUSE THEY DON’T CULL STRANGERS ON SIGHT DOESN’T MEAN YOU GET TO EAT DINER WITH THE FUCKING PRINCE OF A NONSPECIFIED COUNTRY.
GC: (G3T 1T NOW?)
AC: :33 (so that’s called a booty? Heehee, it sounds so funny)
AC: :33 (booty.)
CA: again wwith the incredibly negativve portrayal of seadwwellers.
CA: this is pretty offensivve you know?
TC: ItS aLrIgHt My FiShY bRoThEr. SeAdWeLlErS wErE pRoBaBlY lEsS iNvOlVeD iN hUmAn SoCiEtY.
TC: KiNd Of LiKe MuTaNtS aNd PsYcHiCs oN aLtErNiA I GuEsS.
CA: aah, so human seadwwellers wwould be like alternian mutants…..
CA: In that case I can sort of understand wwhat they are going for here. I mean, wwho doesn’t like a good mutant joke right?
CA: cod it wwould havve been hilarious if ar wwas one of those limeblooded freaks? You knoww, the ones that wwent extinct sometime the condesce greww bored.
CA: wwe could havve called her the maid of lime.
AC: :33 wauw…..that’s bad.
CG: UUURGH……
CA: oh better yet. Those trolls who’s blood is completely of the hemospectrum.
GC: 3R1D4N YOUR B31NG 1NCR3D1BLY OFF3NS1V3 >:(
GA: I Concur
GA: This Is Highly Inappropriate In Polite Conversation
CA: aah just some highblood humor. Eq wwould havve lovved it.
AC: :33 no he wouldn’t because he isn’t an asshole!
CA: Oh right, but if he’d make those jokes it’d be fine.
CA: he has such a bulge for the hemospectrum it’s a miracle he can get awway wwith wwearing those ugly fucking shorts.
AC: :33 DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY MOIRAIL AMPURRA
TC: NoW I SuGgEsT wE aLl ChIlL.
TC: eRiDaN, sUcH jOkEs ArE nOt CoOl.
TC: EvErYoNe GoT tHeIr OwN uNiQuE cOlOr In ThEiR vEiNs AnD iTs KiNdA sHiTtY tO jUdGe pEoPlE oN iT.
TC: sIdEs ThAt’D mEaN tHe FiShSiS iS eMpReSs NoW aNd ShE wOnT sTaNd FoR iT eItHeR.
TC: I tHiNk.
TC: HaVeNt TaLkEd MuCh WiTh HeR tO bE hOnEsT.
CA: huh…so basically holding onto the hemospectrum noww wwould be lose-lose wwouldn’t it?
CA: hadn’t thought of that yet but…..yeah, I guess that’s fair.
AC: :33 it was a stupid system to begin with.
AC: :33 but with just the twelve of us left we don’t need that hemeowspectrum anyway.
CA: are you sure that’d be okay wwith your swweaty highblood moirail?
AC: :33 he’d get over it unlike you!
GA: Crisis Excellently Averted Gamzee
GA: My Compliments
TC: HaHa ThAnKs SiS. ThAt Be A wIcKeD cOmPlImEnT cOmMiNg FrOm YoU.
GC: K4RK4T 4R3 YOU ST1LL TH3R3?
CG: OH GOD RUN LITTLE BUDDY! DON’T BECOME A SNACK FOR THESE STUPID BLAND CARDBOARD CUT-OUTS.
GC: H3’S F1N3.
CG: ONCE AGAIN, THE HUMAN-PARENT-LUSUS-ANCESTOR SHOWS TO BE A LOT MORE LIKEABLE THEN THE LEAD CHARACTER.
CG: HE HAS FLAWS, HE TRIES TO DO WHAT’S BEST EVEN IF IT HURTS….COULDN’T THE MOVIE BE ABOUT HIM AND SEBASTIAN?
GA: I Am Reluctant To Call The Father A Suitable Candidate To Replace Ariel As Protagonist
GA: He Represents The Status Quo
GA: Everything Safe And Familiar
GA: Exactly That Which The Adventerous Ariel Wishes To Escape
GA: Somewhere I Sympathize With Ariel
GA: I Just Wished She Was A Tad More Intelligent And Thoughtful About Her Actions
CA: Making the entire kingdom look for a single person…..If I remember correctly this happened only three times in Alternian history.
TC: WeLl ShIt, WhAt HaPpEnD?
CA: Mindfang, vvris’s ancestor,r happened. Later, in collaboration wwith her, the summoner wwas causing a revvolution. Most history books got those things scrapped by royal mandate.
CA: Also the condesce kismesis at one point disappeared. She movved land and sea to find her. Turned out the poor wwoman commited suicide.
TC: DaMn BrO, tHaTs HaRsH.
CA: Can’t say I blame him….the empress doesn’t sound like a fun person to havve as a kismesis.
AC: :33 (do you really think I should do it purrezi?)
GC: (Y3S YOU SHOULD.)
AC: :33 (it just seems kind of….furward?)
GC: (DO YOU W4NT TO TOUCH TH3 BOOTY OR NOT?)
AC: :33 (I do…)
GC: (TH3N GO FOR 1T >:])
CG: OK….EVEN THOUGH I STILL COMPLETELY HATE PRINCE DIPSHIT AND PRINCES AIR-FOR-BRAINS, THIS SCENE IS PRETTY AWESOME.
CG: THE VISUALS, THE SONG, THE ENTIRE MOOD JUST FITS COMPLETELY.
AC: :33 I understand purrfectly. Can you imagine what it’d be like? Romantic like that on a lake with your matespurrit…..Music like that fills the air, we close our eyes come close fur our furst kiss.
CG: NO I COMPLETELY SEE WHERE YOU’RE COMING F…..
CG: I THINK YOU MAY WANT TO CHECK THAT LAST SENTENCE AGAIN NEPETA.
AC: :33 oops!
AC: :33 silly me.
GA: Though I Agree With The Sentiment I Still Find It Strange
GA: We Know Nothing Of This Prince
GA: What If He Turns Out To Be A Human Homosexual
GA: The Entire Deal Would Be A Lost Cause
CG: WHAT!?
CA: kar help a felloww out, wwhat is she talking about?
GA: What If He Doesn’t Like Women Romantically
CA: humans havve that? That’s so bizarre.
CG: DON’T GET ME STARTED.
CA: and then they didn’t
TC: MaN tHaTs NoT cOoL. yOu DoNt BuLgEbLoCk A bRo LiKe ThAt.
GC: SHOULD H4V3 R34D TH3 F1N3PR1NT OF TH4T CONTR4CT. 4PP4R4NTLY TH3 W1TCH 1S 4LLOW3D TO 1NT3RF3R3 1F SH3 F33LS L1K3 1T
GC: OR 1F SH3 G3TS BOR3D.
CG: YES ERIC. FORGET CHASING YOUR DREAMGIRL.
CG: AT LEAST THIS ONE KEEPS HER MOUTH SHUT.
GA: I Am Curious As To How He Came To The Conclusion She Is Warm And Caring
GA: They Have Only Known Each Other For Two Days
GA: She May Have Been Just Acting Polite
AC: :33 (*AC is carefully appuroching her target*)
TC: (WoAh CaTsIs, WhAt ArE yOu DoInG?)
AC: :33 (I am on the hunt. Sssssshh)
TC: (WhAt?)
AC: :33 (you might give away my location to my purrey.)
TC: (AaAh, GoT iT sIs)
TC: (I’lL jUsT lEt YoU gEt RiGhT oN tHaT hUnTiNg ThInG yOu Do)
TC: DaMn, ThE sEaWiTcH aLl Up AnD bEcAmE a BaBe.
TC: If ThAt AiNt A mIrAcLe I dOnT kNoW wHaT iS
TC: HoNk
CA: ugh….really gam?
CA: you’d be surprised how much a corset and some make-up can hide.
CA: add to that a skirt and vvoilla. Anyone can look pretty.
GA: And You Know This How Exactly?
CA: Uhm…..Friend of mine.
CA: He wwas culled a bit before the game, you wwouldn’t know him.
CA: I mean her.
GA: I See
GC: OH NO…P3RH4PS 1 SHOULDN’T H4V3 RUN 4W4Y, 4B4NDON THOS3 WHO C4R3 4BOUT MY W3LLB31NG 4ND ONLY TH1NK 4BOUT WH4T 1 W4NT.
TC: StIlL, iT bReAkS mY lItTlE hEaRt SeEiNg SomEoNe CrY lIkE tHat.
GA: It Is Sad But I Believe It Is Only Fair
GA: No Romance Can Be Without Hardships And It Will Either Make Them Stronger
GA: Or Break Them Apart
CA: uh huh….and does this make you reflect on you and vvris?
GA: I Have No Idea What You Keep Implying Here
CG: I HAVE A BRILIANT IDEA.
CG: NOW THAT MY EVIL PLAN IS ALL COMING TOGETHER I’M JUST GONNA SING ABOUT IT REALLY LOUDLY.
GC: JUST TO MAKE IT FAIR AND GIVE MINOR CHARACTERS THE CHANCE TO HEAR IT AND FOIL ME.
CG: LIKE INDEED IT DOES AND--
CG: ARGLEHABFBRE!!
CG: NEPETA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING
AC: :33 *AC is touching the booty*
CG: GET YOUR FUCKING PAWS OF MY BOTTOM!
AC: :33 *AC is checking the junk in the trunk*
GC: H4H4H4H4H4H4
CG: TEREZI YOU HAG DID YOU PUT HER UP TO THIS?
CG: THIS IS FUCKING HARASSEMENT!
CG: I NEED A LUSUS!
CA: ….nep is really going for the gold there
CA: honestly? I am impressed.
AC: :33 *AC is touching the badonkadonk*
GC: DON’T YOU L1K3 TH3 4TT3NT1ON K4RK4T?
CG: DID YOU PUT HER UP TO THIS?
CG: GODDAMNIT DON’T PUT YOUR HANDS IN THERE!
GC: M444YB3 1 3NCOUR4G3D H3R?
CG: DON’T FUCKING PIMP OUT MY BOOTY!
GA: Uhm
GA: I Decide To Ignore The Chaos Coming From You
GA: I Do Not Believe You Require An Auspistice
CA: Honestly can I just continue wwatching them?
CA: I don’t think the movvie is gonna top it.
GA: Well This Is Actually An Event Of Significance In Human Culture
CA: is it? It just seems like a typical formal evvent.
GA: I Believe It Is Called A Wedding
GA: A Official Declaration Of Matespriteship Acknowledged By Their Church And State
CA: I don’t need to ok of some asshole clowwn gods to hook up wwith a potential matesprite.
GA: Different Cultures Have Different Values I Imagine
TC: HaHa, In ThE nAmE oF tHe MiRtHfUlL MeSsiAhS I PrOnNoUnCe YoU mAtEsPrItEs.
TC: It SoUnDs PrEtTy SwEeT.
GA: It Is One Of The Highest Tokens Of Love Between Matesprites
CA: And you really like the dress?
GA: And I Really Like The Dress
GC: OH LOOK, 1TS 4TT4CK OF TH3 S1D3K1CKS!
GA: Ah
GA: Has Your Issue Been Resolved?
CA: nop, kar is still trying to swwat neps hands of his booty.
CA: I must say though, it is a really nice booty.
GA: I Tried Crafting Something To Better Accentuate His Figure But Alas
GA: He Would Not Permit Me
GC: H3 G3TS 4LL 3MB3R4SS3D WH3N YOU M3NT1ON 1T THOUGH.
GC: 1TS 4DOR4BL3.
TC: ShIt MaN, iM mOrE a HoRnS kInDa GuY
GC: W3LL K4RK4T 1S K1ND4 L4CK1NG 1N TH4T D3P4RTM3NT.
TC: HeY iM nOt SaYiN I don’t gEt WhErE yOu ArE cOmInG fRoM.
TC: I cAn ApReCiAtE a NiCe BoOty
CG: GODDAMNIT PEOPLE!
CG: FOCUS! I EXPECTED THESE SORT OF SHENANIGANS FROM TEREZI BUT NOT FROM YOU KANAYA.
GA: Apologies
CG: BUTTCHAT IS OVER. MY ‘BOOTY’ WILL REMAIN FIRMLY ON THIS CHAIR AND AS FAR REMOVED FROM GREEDY LITTLE PAWS AS POSSIBLE.
CG: IT WON’T ANSWER YOUR CALLS, IT WON’T WRITE YOU LETTERS AND YOU WONT EVEN GET THE FUCKING VISITATION RIGHTS FOR THE WEEKENDS.
CG: SPEAKING OF WHICH.
CG: ONE MORE MENTION OF BUTTCHAT WILL RESULT IN A INSTANT BAN.
AC: :33 heehee
AC: :33 *AC smirks satisfied after the succesfull hunt*
CG: NOW LETS FOCUS ON THE MOVIE. WHAT WAS HAPPENING?
GC: OH R1GHT. 4R13L G3TS H3R VO1C3 B4CK 4ND S34W1TCH GOT TROLL3D.
GA: Eridan I Am Fairly Certain That Seashell Was A Magical Artifact
CA: and I am fairly certain that her losing her vvoice wwas all psychological.
CG: I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN I JUST WANT TO GET THIS FUCKING MOVIE OVER WITH.
CA: hey gam, knoww wwhat wwould suck?
TC: ShIt BrO, lAy It On Me.
CA: The deadline for that wwhole kissing deal ending right about now.
TC: HaHaHa, YeAh, I gUeSs ThAt WoUlD sUck.
TC: ThE mEsSiAhS bE dAmNeD.
TC: My FiShBrOtHeR jUsT pErFoRmEd A lItTlE mIrAcLe By PrEdIcTiNg ThAt ShIt.
GC: 1…..1 DON’T H4V3 TH3 H34RT TO T3LL H1M.
CG: WELL, GAME OVER. SEABITCH WON.
AC: :33 oh, I hope this is like my old east-alternian movies…..
TC: WhAt ArE tHoSe AbOuT?
AC: :33 uhm…… nothing? :3
CG: SO EVEN IN A MOVIE ABOUT ARIEL, THE ENTIRE PLOT OF THE SEAWITCH WAS TO GET TO THE KING. SHE IS THE LESSER PRIORITY IN HER OWN DAMN MOVIE.
GC: TH3 STUP1D G1RL……N3V3R, UND3R 4NY CIRCUMST4NC3, S1GN 4 CONTR4CT W1TH 4N OCTOPUSL4DY.
CA: really, that she survvivved so long under the sea if wworthy of one of gam’s miracle’s.
GA: Though She Was Not Very Active This Does Make The Seawitch A Good Antagonist
GA: She Is Incredibly Manipulative And Knows How To Move Her Pawns To Get What She Wants
TC: I aM jUsT gOnNa WaTcH hOw ThIs MoViE wIlL mIrAcUoUsLy ReSoLvE
CG: GAMZEE, ARE YOU ACTUALLY FOLLOWING THE MOVIE?
CG: LIKE, ACTUALLY FOCUSSED?
TC: WeLl YeAh. ThIs MoViE iS ThE bItChTiTs
CG: BUT YOU NEVER WATCH ANY OF MY MOVIES THIS CONCENTRATED.
GC: B3C4US3 TH3Y SUCK
TC: BuT tHoSe ArEnT sO mIrAcUlOuSlY dRaWn.
TC: lIkE aLl ThE cOlOrS mAn, ThOsE wIcKeD sOnGs AnD tHiS aNiMaTiOn.
CG: BUT WE DON’T HAVE… OH GOD…..HE’S JUST A SUCKER FOR THESE DISNEY MOVIES……
GA: A Father Will Do What Is Best For His Children
CG: GOOD KING, BEST PARENT-ANCESTOR-LUSUS.
CG: OH MOTHERGRUB, THAT IS ALL SORTS OF TERRIFYING.
AC: :33 I could use a hug from Equius right now….
AC: :33 But I have to watch it. I need to know if this ship will sail.
GC: H3Y 3R1D4N, HOW DO3S TH1S TR1CK OF TH3 S34W1TCH WORK?
CA: she uhm….had a giant mechanical……no that’s stupid.
CA: it’s illusion based…..but they are on her head that doesn’t make sense.
CA: knoww wwhat? Screww it. This is a animated movvie, it’s all fake to begin wwith.
CA: Yes ter, she is using magic because in their fakey made-up univverse magic is and alwways has been a real thing.
TC: mAn I aM gEtTiNg SuCh NaStY vIbEs FrOm ThAt OcToPuSlAdY.
GA: I Agree
GA: The Movie Suddenly Seems A Lot Darker
GA: Imagine Every Ocean Under Her Command Simply Because Ariel Could Not Contain Herself
GA: I Admit The Movie Was Rather Dull Thusfar But Now
GA: The Stakes Are As Huge As Their Adversary And I Have No Clue How They Are Going To Resolve This
CG: SHIT HOW DO YOU TAKE DOWN A WITCH BIGGER THEN THE BLACK KING WITH ONLY TWO PEOPLE, NONE OF WHICH ARE CLOSE TO GODTIER-LEVELS OF STRENGTH?
AC: :33 *AC sits on the edge of her seat waiting to see how this adfursary gets beaten*
CA: *CA pushes AC of the edge of her seat*
AC: :33 *AC SCRATCHES CA’S FUCKING EYES OUT*
GC: OH JUST G3T 4 ROOM YOU TWO
CG: WAIT, WHAT IS HE DOING TRYING TO STEER A SHIP ON THE EDGE OF A FUCKING WHIRLPOOL!?
CG: ERIDAN IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?
CA: howw should I knoww? I am in no hurry to try that
CA: those ancient stories are usually exaggerated but evven they nevver claimed to do this.
GC: JUST WH4T DO3S H3 TH1NK TO 4CH13V3 DO1NG TH4--
CG: ……..
GC: …….
GA: dot dot dot
AC: :33 …….
CA: …….
TC: :oo
CG: OK, THAT IS FUCKING METAL.
CG: HE JUST STABBED A GIANT FUCKING SEABITCH IN THE GUT WITH A SHIP.
CG: IN THE GUT.
CG: WITH A FUCKING SHIP.
CA: wwould that havve worked on the black king? Crashing prospitian and dersite ships on him?
GC: W3 SHOULD H4V3 TR13D JUST B3C4US3 1TS FUCK1NG 4W3SOM3!
GC: 4R4D14 WOULD H4V3 B33N ON BO4RD W1TH 1T.
GA: Wait A Minute
GA: Her Father Is Magic And Could Have Given Her Legs This Whole Time
GA: That Means
GA: That Means The Entire Deal With The Seawitch Was Pointless
AC: :33 uhm….why that?
GA: Instead Of Blindly Assuming All Humans Are Dangerous He Could Have Given Her Legs For Three Days At Any Given Time
GA: He Could Have Given Himself Legs To Keep An Eye On Ariel
GA: To Make It A Daughter Lusus Thing
GA: Maybe He Is So Magic He Could Even Turn Sebatian Into A Human If He Is To Busy With Sea King Business
GA: He Could Have Started Diplomatic Relations With The Humans
GA: This Undermines The Majority Of The Movie And Puts The Blame Of All That Has Transpired At King Triton
CG: WOAH KANAYA.
GA: Sorry About That
CG: NO NO NO. I AM PROUD YOU HAVE BECOME SUCH A CRITIC.
AC: :33 its purretty funny hearing you talk like that catnaya
CA: and then they redid the ceremony
CA: are humans really that fond of their….wwhat wwas it? Vveddings?
GA: They Really Are
AC: :33 Yes, but now it’s Ariel marrying the purrince to establish their matespurritship and I am so happy fur her.
AC: :33 she was pining for him fur so long and now she finally gets to be in the quadrant she wants with him.
CA: Projecting much nep?
AC: :33 …..Eridan I swear I will tear your fins of.
CA: alwways wwith the fins.
AC: :33 I will tie you up with your goofy scarf and make you watch as I tear all your stupid capes apart!
CA: DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH THE CAPES NEP!
AC: :33 OH I WILL TOUCH THE FUCKING CAPES.
GA: Wait
GA: Does This Mean You And Mr Ampora Are Kismesisses?
AC: :33 what? No that’d be stupid.
CA: wwait wwhat!?
CG: YOU KNOW, I DON’T REALLY CARE THAT HAD TRITON BEEN REASONABLE A LOT OF THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED.
CG: HE IS STILL THE MOST LIKEABLE CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE TOGETHER WITH SEBASTIAN.
GC: Y34H, NO ON3 1S SURPR1S3D 4ND NO ON3 R34LLY C4R3S.
CG: HIS MOTIVATIONS ARE CLEAR AND HE FOCUSSES ON WHAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT; THE SAFETY AND HAPPINESS OF YOUR LOVED ONES. EVEN AT THE COST OF HIS OWN…..WELL, WHATEVER THAT WAS URSULA DID TO HIM.
TC: sHiT mAn ThIs WaS sUcH a BeAuTiFuLl FuCkInG tAlE wOrThY oF tHe MiRtHfUlL mEsSiAhS.
TC: I wOuLd ReAlLy LiKe To SeE mOrE oF tHiS sHiT
AC: :33 *AC agrees furiously with the funny clown and would love to see more.*
GA: There Is A Little Mermaid Two
GA: However Rose Said We Would Do Best To Avoid That One
GA: Especially If You Like This One
TC: HoNk :o(
AC: :33 aaaw that’s too bad. Are there more movies like this one?
GC: 4PPROX1M43TLY 4 HUNDR3D 4CCORD1NG TO SOLLUX
AC: :33 yay!
CG: AND OF COURSE IT ENDS WITH A FUCKING RAINBOW.
TC: LiKe, WhAt DoEs It MeAn?
TC: ItS sO bRiGhT
TC: sO bEaUtIfUlL
CG: ALRIGHT. SO DID WE ENJOY THE FUCKING MOVIE?
GA: Well
GA: It Was A Significant Step Down From Beauty And The Beast
GC: 1 4GR33. TH3 COLORS W3R3 PR3TTY BOR1NG 1N TH1S ON3.
GA: More Importantly
GA: The Relation With Ariel And The Prince Hardly Had Any Development
GA: I Did Not Root For Them Because I Hardly Understood What The Two Saw In Each Other
GC: 1 D1D LOV3 TH3 SONGS THOUGH.
CG: FAIR ENOUGH. AND THE REST OF THE LEGUME GALLERY?
AC: :33 I thought it was beautiful
TC: HaHaHa I aGrEe SiS
AC: :33 it’s a story about love at furst sight and not giving up on it.
AC: :33 even if the odds seem against you.
AC: :33 I really think that makes fur a good story in this movie.
TC: AnD wHy ThE hAtE fOr ThE cOlOrS mY bLiNd SiS?
TC: ThE wHoLe MoThErFuCkInG fLiCk MoVeD lIkE a BeAuTiFulL pAiNtInG.
CG: AND ERIDAN?
CA: I’m sorry wwhat?
CG: HOW’D YOU LIKE THE MOVIE?
CA: yeah yeah….it wwas alright for a human flick.
CA: I suppose.
CG: ALRIGHT THEN.
CG: MOVIE OVER. EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT.
AC: :33 thanks furr inviting me fur the stream karkitty.
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TC: ShIt HoW dO I Do ThIs?
GA: Its The Leave Memo Button
TC: Ah ThErE iT iS. sUcH a CrAfTy MoThErFuCkEr, HiDiNg fRoM mE aNd AlL
TC: SeE yOu LaTeR gRuBsIs, BeSt FrIeNd.
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GC: W3LL GU3SS TH4T 3NDS 4NOTH3R D1SN3Y MOV13.
GC: M4K3 SUR3 TO 1NV1T3 M3 N3XT T1M3 OR N3P3T4 W1LL H4V3 4NOTH3R F13LDD4Y ON YOUR BOOTY >;].
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CG: THAT WAS FOR MENTIONING BUTTCHAT.
GA: Should I Pick Another Movie Karkat
CG: LETS TAKE A BREAK SHALL WE? I’M STARTING TO GET DISNEY BURNOUT.
GA: We Only Watched Two Movies
CG: THEY ARE INTENSE ALRIGHT?
GA: Very Well
GA: Talk To You Soon
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CG: HEY MAN, YOU OK?
CA: wwhat?
CA: yeah im fine.
CG: NO YOU’RE NOT ASSHOLE. YOU’VE BEEN QUIET FOR MOST OF THE FINAL ACT OF THE MOVIE.
CA: wwell…..you’d laugh if I’d tell you.
CG: TRY ME.
CA: you knoww howw most of you saww different things in the movvie?
CA: some just liked it, others saww a story from first lovve in it….
CA: I saww myself and fef in it.
CG: YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT ONE.
CA: wwell, the father-ancestor lusus, wwho lovved ariel but protects her in completely the wwrong wway…..that’s me.
CA: the princes wwho wwants to break free, see neww people, experience neww things….
CG: THAT’S FEFERI?
CA: that’s fef.
CA: and the bland uninteresting prince she falls for at first sight because he’s something neww and exciting is sol.
CG: UH HUH……SO WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
CG: WHAT DID YOU TAKE AWAY FROM THE MOVIE?
CA: wwell…..i guess I havve to givve her some space and be more understanding of her choises.
CA: I still really lovve her kar. And if necessary I wwould wwrite my name on the seawwitch’s contract to savve her in a heartbeat.
CA: but I understand that she is happy wwith sol…..wwhatevver quadrant those two wwill occupy. And I wwill havve to take a step back to let her see wwhat’s the people on shore havve to offer.
CA: and that hurts kar.
CG: SHIT MAN…..THATS ROUGH.
CA: yeah…..but I’ll havve to suck it up.
CA: maybe one day it’ll hurt less…….or at least the twwo of us can havve a proper convversation again wwithout me flipping my shit like an idiot.
CA: don’t get me wwrong though, I still think she has horrible taste and that sol is a moron not wworthy of her time.
CA: but that’s just wwhat the parent lusus thought of humans right?
CA: look wwhere that got him wwith Ariel.
CG: EVERYONE THINKS SOLLUX IS A MORON TRUST ME.
CA: anywway kar, thanks for humoring me for so long.
CA: you’ve really been a good friend to me troughout everything.
CG: HEY NO PROBLEM MAN.
CA: right…..i’ll just go antagonize nep a little more.
CG: URGH….REALLY DUDE?
CA: I can’t help it. She’s completely hilarious wwhen she gets pissed.
CA: later
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CG: WELL…..FUTURE SELVES? ANYTHING TO SAY?
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FCG: THIS WAS A HORRIBLE MISTAKE
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CG: HEY FUTURE ASSHOLE. NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK!
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