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binch jr: heyyy queen i saw your tweet about how men are trash and i just wanted to let you know that i agree. although i myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw i never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but they’re awesome.
shut your up: man come on
binch jr: sorry shuri.
binch jr: anyway guys i’m PISSED
binch sr: uh oh
paul rudd: okay i’ll bite. why are you pissed king
binch jr: well thank you for asking. apparently we were late on the group chat train
binch jr: bc APPARENTLY. the x-men have had a group chat for YEARS.
binch jr: @wanda did you know about this.
wanda: oh
wanda: yes i did
binch jr: i am livid.
wanda: but i’m. uh. not allowed in there
e-girl rights: ? oh?
wanda: don’t worry about it
e-girl rights: i sense drama. i will, in fact, worry about it
wanda: well. part of it is because we have a
wanda: what’s the nicest way to say this. we have a history together
wanda: but most of the reason why is that the x-men are a nightmarish level of soap opera-level interpersonal drama that i just cannot cope with
wanda: (also i don’t think cyclops and emma frost like me very much)
binch sr: all of a sudden i am incredibly intrigued by the x-men’s “soap opera-level interpersonal drama”
wanda: oh god
wanda: please. save yourself. don’t get involved.
sex men (BOBBY STOP CHANGING THE NAME)
bitchpool: uh oh guys they’re onto you!
bi-cyke-le: Wade I swear to GOD get out of the chat
bitchpool: uh oh daddy’s angry !
bitchpool left the chat
pussy pryde: what tf was he talking about??
ice ice baby: oh i think the avengers found out about the chat
ice ice baby: i talked to spiderman today
pussy pryde: don’t forget the hyphen, bobby
ice ice baby: ahhh tomato, tomahto
ice ice baby: also kitty i know i say this every day but your username rules.
pussy pryde: i know ;P
💫JUBILEE!💫: UH GUYS?
💫JUBILEE!💫: IS THIS NORMAL
💫JUBILEE!💫: HELP?.jpeg
bi-cyke-le: Oh that’s perfectly normal
💫JUBILEE!💫: ARE YOU SURE
pussy pryde: oh yeah 100%
pussy pryde: once every couple of months remy and logan get to set one (1) thing on fire. rogue and laura join in sometimes too
White Queen: It’s nourishment for their enclosure.
bi-cyke-le: Welcome back to the chat, Emma
White Queen: Hello, Scott, darling. Please change your username.
bi-cyke-le: Rachel gave me this username. it will need to be pried from my cold, dead hands
White Queen: Hm.
bitchpool: oooo mom and dad are fighting
bi-cyke-le: WADE
pussy pryde: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CHAT
ice ice baby: HOW DID HE EVEN GET BACK IN
💫JUBILEE!💫: GUYS THE FIRE IS SPREADING
magikal girl: every day we stray further from the light