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Did You Catch the Bouquet?

Chapter 17: This is so fucked

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Harley and Peter

Harley: Would you ever wanna call again

 

The Queers of Midtown

Child: shoot

Shit

Shit shoot

 

Smarty Pants: harley?

 

Angsty Teen: obviously

What is it?

 

Child: he asked if i would ever wanna call again

 

Smarty Pants: oh

You dont’t?

 

Child: i do

I really do

But my dysphoria has been kinda bad recently

And i could keep my camera off

But

Idk my voice

 

Smarty Pants: yeah ofc

 

Angsty Teen: but you want to?

 

Child: of course i do

I just don’t know what to do

Like i know i did it a week ago

But my anxiety has just been shit recently

 

Angsty Teen: why

 

Child: because what if i let something slip about spiderman

Or i say something embarrassing because i didn’t think about it like i do over text

Or he doesn’t like my voice

Or i accidentally turn the camer on and he’ll know im trans

Or maybe he just wouldn’t like my face

 

Angsty Teen: first of all, your face is just fine

 

Child: thanks :/

 

Smart Pants: that face pulled liz

 

Child: ig

 

Angsty Teen: and for the other things, i can’t say for certain what will happen

But what i do know

Is that you’re not gonna get anywhere if you don’t push yourself

If you want to get closer with harley, phone calls is the next step

And once you get through your first, you can get through the next feeling more confident

 

Child: oh

Yeah that makes sense

Thank u mj

 

Angsty Teen: honestly the real thing you have to worry about is if he thinks you’re a nerd

Because you are

 

Child: excuse you

 

Smarty Pants: you do know you were also on the decathlon team

Right?

 

Angsty Teen: don’t recall

 

Child: omfg

 

Harley and Peter

Peter: hey sorry, i just saw your text

 

Harley: it’s all good

We don’t have to if you don’t want to

I just wanna talk to you, like a real talk

And i like listening to your voice ;)

 

The Queers of Midtown

Child: cool

Cool cool cool

 

Harley and Peter

Peter: no we can call

I want to

 

Harley: are you sure?

I don’t wanna make you feel anxious

 

Peter: it will make me feel anxious

But thats fine

 

Harley: you sure

 

Peter: positive

 

Harley: ok…

 

Peter: is it ok if i keep my camera off though?

 

Harley: ofc peter

I don’t care 

 

Peter: alright

Cool

 

Harley: cool :)

I’m out right now, but do you wanna do it later tonight?

 

Peter: yeah

Does 9 work?

 

Harley: work’s great

 

Peter: cool

Cool cool cool

 

Harley: talk to u later petey-pie

 

Peter: omfg

 

Harley: you love it

 

Peter: absolutely not

Harley changed Peter’s name to Petey-Pie

Harley: i think you do

 

Petey-Pie: maybe i just won’t pick up later tn

Petey-Pie changed Petey-Pie’s name to Peter

Harley: you’re no fun

Peter changed Harley’s name to Potato Gun

Potato Gun: you’re going to hell for this

Potato Gun changed Potato Gun’s name to Harley

[INVALID]

Potato Gun: WHAT

PETER
HOW???

 

Peter: talk to u later!

 

Potato Gun: WTF
HOW DO I CHANGE IT

Potato Gun changed Potato Gun’s name to Harley

[INVALID]

Potato Gun changed Potato Gun’s name to Harley

[INVALID]

Potato Gun changed Potato Gun’s name to Harley

[INVALID]

Potato Gun: this is so fucked



Notes:

Lmao anyways if u like this maybe I’ll write more chapters that are hopefully longer