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@user1: I have let my horse go, it is currently in a hospital
@user2: AND THERES A HORSE
@user3: LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL
@user4: It's THE Oracle, not oracle. This confirms there is only one Oracle and it's probably sentient
@user5: Like its editing and posting videos I think its alive
@user6: Hey can we not speculate on whether or not someone is alive thanks?? Theyre a real person and they deserve respect
@user7: @user6 theyre a computer program. batman should be ashamed of himself for using AI
@user6: @user7 I agree, f AI, but but you have no proof theyre anything but human
@user7: @user6 do you have any proof that they are human?? no ones ever seen them not even a glimpse
@user8: @user7 no ones ever seen you out of ur mums basment but does that mean youre not real?
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@user9: But did anyone bring the marshmallows???
@user10: I thought breakfast was the most important meal of the day
@user11: No thats lunch
@user12: no thats lunch
@user13: no thats lunch
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@user14: Hey! I was one of the pile up on main street, I want to say thanks to The Red Hood for getting everyone out of there safely and telling people to move it when needed! Lots of love to our local Bats! <3
@user15: That fire looks pretty bad, was everyone okay?
@user16: Same with that crash but i think everyone was good (minus injuries) on both accounts
@user17: They really do so mcuh for us and we dont even see it all. we truely don't deserve them <333333333
@user18: Unprofessional. If I ever had an EMT act like that, you can be sure I would not only be filling a complaint, but I would see that I'm seen by a competent medical professional. A disgrace to all first responders everywhere!
@user19: hey, uh, larry. You work in a bakery. for 34 years. yet you can't even save your bread from burning.
@user20: WAIT WIAT WAIY KIDNAPPED
@user21: I KNOW WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
@user22: IS MY BOI OKAY???
@user23: petition to get them all therapy as this is not a healthy response to trauma (although funny-) Edit: yes guys I know humour is a good way to cope with trauma, I just don't think it should be the only way they cope with trauma. I think they just need to vent sometimes okay, they can't be funny and light-hearted all the time, they deal with some serious shit
@user24: signed!
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@user25: Hey @user23 , humour can actually be a very healthy way of coping with trauma infact being humorous can have many positive effects on overall health. It’s viewed as one type of coping mechanism that helps to relieve the burden of stressful...see more
@user26: my bets on Lex Insurance, they never fucking pay even if 4 cameras filmed the entire thing a week in advance
@user27: Who the fuck still uses LexInsurance after last years Mr Freeze Vs Kite man episode?
@user28: im from metropolis and I use it
@user27: @user28 shut up metropolis, your not even real
@user29: What was happening in that last video??
@user30: spec-bat-ular puns if I do say so myself
@user31: blocked
@user30: no wait unblock me
@user31: unblocked
@user30: are you SHORE that was a good idea? :DDD
@user30: they blocked me :(
@user32: Who threatened who? Who said the pun? why is the screen black? what is going on? does anyone know where my self shoe is?
@user33: idk about the rest but ur shoe is in the hamper in the laundry room
@user32: Thanks lmao
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