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eeellliiizzzaa: WE WERE GONNA TELL U GUYS SOMETHING BUT U NEVER RESPONDED!!
Ham-lion: THAT DOESN'T FUCKIN MEAN U CAN BREAK INTO MY HOUSE.
Aangel.ica: We did not break into ur house Hammy. We used the window.
Mulligan.Horse: Thats some assassin creed shit right there tf
A.Burr: How even...
Ham-lion: ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE MY BOYFRIEND OVER. And were cuddling!!!
Aangel.ica: WHICH WAS THE CUTEST SHITEVER OMG
A.Burr: *Future Husband.
Ham-lion: awwwwww :)
A.Burr: :) <3
fightingfrench-fry: ew get a room u two im trying to eat with John at chipotle.
JTurtleLover: U literally are drinking
Ur soda shutup.
fightingfrench-fry has kicked JTurtleLover from the chat.
Ham-lion: WTF YALL ARE AT CHIPOTLE WITHOUT ME!?
fightingfrench-fry: yeah. u got a problem with that? Does it B O T H E R U?
Ham-lion: YES it DOes. I WANT TACOS TF.
A.Burr: Yeah but wasn't Chipotle in some scandal in which they made a lot of people sick?
fightingfrench-fry: yeah but they got rid of it.
Aangel.ica: Y do u still eat there tf.
fightingfrench-fry: CAUSE HOE I NEED MY TACOS.
A.Burr: Nothing like expensive Mexican food that can give you a disease!
Ham-lion: BAHAHIMLAUGHinG.
Mulligan.Horse: basically.
Aangel.ica: Burr I never knew u had a sense of humor
A.Burr: Thank you.
Ham-lion: I TOLD U HE WASN'T BORING.
eeellliiizzzaa: YALL SHUTUP OKAY!!!
ANDPEGGY1: savage.
eeellliiizzzaa: Okay so u know the whole thing with Thomas Jefferson?
Ham-lion: *Trashcan
ANDPEGGY1: *Skittles
A.Burr: skittles????
eeellliiizzzaa: Well um basically Thomas Jefferson is Skittles.
Ham-lion: THE DRUG DEALER!?
A.Burr: Thomas Jefferson is a drug dealer???
Ham-lion: THATS HYSTERICAL!
Aangel.ica: We threatened to tell the school board if he didn't leave u guys alone.
Ham-lion: Awww u guys are the best :)
Mulligan.Horse: Anyone have plans for summer yet?
fightingfrench-fry: Im going back to France to see my family :)
Aangel.ica: Dad's sending the three of us to London for the summer.
A.Burr: Im heading back to Connecticut to see my parents.
Mulligan.Horse: Meh. I'll stay on campus most of the time in my dorm bingewatching supernatural and then Im gonna go visit my parents for a month or two and probably have dorm parties.
Ham-lion:...Im staying at my pitiful house off campus all summer doing nothing because my foster care parents hate my guts :(
A.Burr: Alex thats not true, You know they love you deep down.
Ham-lion: Yeah nothings says love life: "STOP TEXTING ME ABOUT HOW UR GETTING BULLIED GROW A BACKBONE PUSSY" ):
A.Burr: Well I love you.
Ham-lion: Thank you bby.
Mulligan.Horse has added JTurtleLover to the chat.
Mulligan.Horse: wht r u doing for the summer?
JTurtleLover: I was gonna see my family near the end of summer
eeellliiizzzaa: y?
JTurtleLover: I have 7 fucking siblings and my parents r rlly clingy.
fightingfrench-fry: jesus.
Ham-lion: What?
fightingfrench-fry has kicked Ham-lion from the chat.
A.Burr: HOW DARE YOU KICK MY BOYFRIEND.
A.Burr has added Ham-lion to the chat.
Ham-lion: My knight in shining armor <3
fightingfrench-fry: GET. A.ROOM.
JTurtleLover: DUDE U HAVE CAH THE FUCK U DIDN'T TELL ME!!!
A.Burr: CAH?
Ham-lion: Cards Against Humanity the best fucking game ever. Its offensive af but awesome and hilarious.
Mulligan.Horse: I WANNNAA PLLAAYYY
fightingfrench-fry: If yall wanna play cah u can come over to my dorm.
JTurtleLover: Annnd herc is already here
Mulligan.Horse: Im only another floor above u in the dorm
Ham-lion: I WANNA PLAY!! HOLD ON LET ME FIND MY KEYS
A.Burr: Can I come play? Its sounds interesting.
fightingfrench-fry: sure. Just u and alex can't be all fuckin lovey-dovey.
JTurtleLover: NO PDA.
A.Burr: Got it on my way.
Ham-lion: WAIT BBY CAN U PLS PICK ME UP?
A.Burr:??? But you have a car Alex and you live a bit far away from my house...
Ham-lion: PLEEEAAASSSEEEEE?
A.Burr: Just drive there I will meet you there!
Ham-lion: NOOO THATS TOO MUCH FUCKING WAAAALLLLKKIIINNGGGG. AND IM LLAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZYYYYY.
JTurtleLover: Oh my fucking goD.
fightingfrench-fry: Ur too lazy to walk out of ur house to the car? Smh.
Ham-lion: AAAAAAAAARRRROOONNNN.
A.Burr: Hamilton please stop.
Ham-lion: BURRRRRRRRRRRR
Ham-lion: P L E A S E ?
A.Burr: Okay FINE! I'll pick you up but only because I love you.
Ham-lion: Yay! :)
A.Burr: I swear to God Alex you are such a child some times.
Ham-lion: hehehe u know u love it when i boss u around <3
A.Burr: Not really but I do so adore you. <3
fightingfrench-fry: Your THAT boyfriend aren't u hammy?
Aangel.ica: Hey me Peggy and Eliza r on our way
fightingfrench-fry: K
eeellliiizzzaa: DON'T U K HER MISTER.
Aangel.ica: WTF ELIZA UR DRIVING STOP TEXTING UR GONNA KILL US.
eeellliiizzzaa: Im at a stop light chill.
Mulligan.Horse: Still u shouldn't do that.
JTurtleLover: Its against the rules.
JTurtleLover: Hey can I invite Maddie?
fightingfrench-fry: um i guess.
JTurtleLover has added maddiesson to the chat.
JTurtleLover: Hey maddie do u want to join us at Laffy's room to play Cah?
maddiesson: really? Sure i love that game! Ill be there in a second let me get dressed. :)
JTurtleLover: yay! :)
A.Burr: Alex Im here.
Ham-lion: AYYYEEEE.
A.Burr: OHmYGODUSCARED THE FUCK OUT of ME.
A.Burr has sent a picture.
Mulligan.Horse: OHMYGOD
JTurtleLover: ALEX Y R U TRYING TO GET IN THROUGH HIS DOOR WINDOW JESUS.
A.Burr: HE LITERALLY L A U N C H E D HIMSELF INTO MY CAR I JUMPED.
Ham-lion: I was trying to scare u ;)
A.Burr: Well you succeeded.
ANDPEGGY1: Lets invite Skittles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
fightingfrench-fry: N O.
ANDPEGGY1: y?
fightingfrench-fry: bc i don't want trash stinking up my house jfc.
Aangel.ica: shitty dorm room*
eeellliiizzzaa: laff u need to clean up.
fightingfrench-fry: dont tell me what to do sit ur booty-butts down.
eeellliiizzzaa: And we rlly should apologize for how we threatened him.
Ham-lion: WTF HE SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING TO M E.
Mulligan.Horse: tru.
ANDPEGGY1: we should still invite him tho.
fightingfrench-fry: Okay FINE but im not being nice to him.
Ham-lion: Me either.
A.Burr: We're here.
eeellliiizzzaa has added JeffMissed.Evrything to the chat.
JeffMissed.Evrything: WHAT DO YALL WANT NOW!?
ANDPEGGY1: Skittles do u like cah?
JeffMissed.Evrything: cards against humanity? Yeh.
Aangel.ica: U wanna come over to Laffs dorm room and play with all us? Maddie will be there.
JeffMissed.Evrything: Why I would want to hang out with yall u blackmailed me.
Ham-lion: U BLACKMAILED ME ASSHOLE.
eeellliiizzzaa: BOTH OF U APOLOGIZE!!!
Ham-lion: No.
eeellliiizzzaa: DO IT!!!
JTurtleLover: U DON'T HAVE TO SCREAM IN RL JESUS ELIZA.
fightingfrench-fry: literally calm down.
Ham-lion: Im sorry for my friends black-mailing u. And im sorry for all the mean things i have called u.
JeffMissed.Evrything: Im sorry for blackmailing u and bullying u and burr.
JeffMissed.Evrything: Is that good enough?
eeellliiizzzaa: YES!! AWWWW HAPPY ENDING!!
Aangel.ica: okay eliza sit down and stop yelling jesus.
fightingfrench-fry: herc how long have u been shufflin the chards jesus.
Ham-lion: chards
Mulligan.Horse: ITS REALLY REALLY HARD TO SHUFFLE CARDS I HATE THIS.
maddiesson: Let me do it Im good at this.
ANDPEGGY1: Come on Skittles...Come join us :)
JeffMissedEvrything:... Fine. Im on my way.
ANDPEGGY1: YAY!