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    "Gojo-san," Nanami said, slowly. He was dripping whipped cream all over the floor, whisk slack in his hand. He thought about putting both the whisk and the bowl he was using down on the counter where they'd be safe, but didn't want to be defenseless. Gojo took enough liberties as it was, and maybe the threat of getting hit over the head with a whisk would keep him from crowding Nanami any closer against his refrigerator. "What is this?"

    "This is Itadori Yuuji!" Gojo chirped, nudging the boy forward. The kid, despite the late hour and despite the fact that Gojo had teleported him from what Nanami assumed was the far end of Tokyo into the middle of Nanami's kitchen, beamed up at Nanami. Nanami was struck by the urge to put on a pair of sunglasses indoors. "Your newest employee!"

    "My what," said Nanami, flatly.

     

    (Or, Nanami realizes that he had more options in life than "cog in a corporate machine" and "cog in a grinding, ceaseless war" and opens a bakery. Gojo won't leave him alone. Between them -- and all of the teenagers Gojo keeps dropping off on Nanami's doorstep -- they accidentally revolutionize jujutsu society.)

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Just random ideas of people from different universes embarrassing Miles at school.
    plz suggest ideas bc I wanna keep writing for this but I have majors writers block rn.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    It was his fault he was in this predicament, really.
    Because Nemuri might be his friend, but he’d forgotten she was also a damn she-beast.
    And she-beasts don’t give up. They just sit back in their stupid BDSM caves and wait for the right fucking moment.

    And what moment could possibly be better than a truth quirk gone wrong?

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    Aizawa slowly realizing he doesn't need to hide the how much he actually fucking loves his kids.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Zanka knew that carrying out a relationship with a Raider as a Cleaner would be complicated. He knew he'd have to be careful. More than careful. He'd have to be perfect- no matter what, no one could find out about the truth. Not when he knew what the consequences would be.

    Naturally, he slips up anyways, accidentally mentioning Jabber's name at HQ, and it’s all over.

    Except its not. Because there's good news and bad news.

    The good news was that Zanka hadn't actually said Jabber's name. Instead, he'd said a nickname. A nickname that nobody knew referred to Jabber.

    The bad news was that now all the Cleaners thought that Zanka had a girlfriend named Abby, and if he wanted to keep his job, his family, and his relationship with Jabber, he was going to have to keep up the charade.

    What could go wrong?

    (Spoiler Alert: Everything. Everything goes wrong.)

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    07 Mar 2026

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    Luigi can’t live in Marios’ shadow while the toads of Toad Town continue to overlook him again and again forever. Realizing he needs a fresh start after some encouragement from his best fratello forever, Luigi sets off to find his own way. Finding a new town, a new job, and a new life for himself in the process. Everything goes well for Luigi, until boos suddenly start popping up left and right.

    From moving on his own to a new town, fighting to keep it safe from pesky ghosts, and finding out his new home is right in the heart of Dark Land territory, what's a poor guy gotta do to catch a break? More importantly, should Luigi be worried about Bowser? Was he even important enough for a king to notice?

    For once in his life, Luigi certainly hopes not.

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    27 Feb 2026