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BL (definitely not boys love)
Monday
1:02pm
bachira: LMAOOOO YOCCHAN PUNCHED KAISER AGAIN
otoya: WHERE??
bachira: BEHIND THE SCIENCE BUILDING
otoya: ON MYWAY
yukimiya: what happened this time?
chigiri: kaiser provoked isagi and he snapped
yukimiya: are reo and nagi there?
chigiri: nagi was already here to pick up isagi and i just called reo. he should be here soon
shidou: I SAW EVERYTHING AHAHAHAH
chigiri: shidou where are u
shidou: 5th floor look up princess✨✨✨✨
yukimiya: did anyone get a video??
chigiri: i think bachi did
bachira: BRO NAGI IS TRYING TO HELP BUT ISAGI WONT LET HIM
bachira: THIS IS GOLD
bachira: [video attachment]
rin: meguru get away from those half baked imbeciles.
bachira: BUT RIN RIN ITS SO FUNNY
shidou: HEYYYY RIN RIN✨✨✨✨
rin: @shidou shut the fuck up you disgusting cockroach.
rin: @bachira meguru please. we have plans, remember?
bachira: OH SHIT YEA
bachira: ILL TELL OTOYA TO SEND VIDS
shidou: BYEEEE BESTIE!!! ILY LIL BEE💛💛💛💛🐝🐝🐝
bachira: AAAAHHH ILY RYU!!! ILYSM!!!!🩷🩷🩷🩷🌟🌟🌟
kunigami: do i wanna know what’s going on behind the science building and do i wanna know why bachira just ran from there like a madman
chigiri: probably not babe but i’ll tell you anyway😘
kunigami: ok i’ll be in my dorm then. see you soon, love you<3
chigiri: love you more hero<3
karasu: is my idiot bf there?
chigiri: yup
karasu: is he partaking in the festivities?
chigiri: nope
karasu: ok i’m no longer worried
chigiri: not that isagi would let him. he’s tearing kaiser a new one
chigiri: poor guy doesn’t even know what isagi is saying
karasu: eh it was only a matter of time
nanase: hi guys!!
nanase: whoa that video is insane…
nanase: i knew something was off about that kaiser guy
karasu: tell me about it
karasu: eita if you’re here give me a sign
otoya: [photo attachment]
karasu: ….a simple hi would’ve worked😐
chigiri: damn otoya for free??? i could never
hiori: bachira when you see this pls delete otoya and his caveman feet from the chat
karasu: anyway just wanted to let you know i bought you lunch
otoya: you did??
karasu: yes…? don’t i always buy you lunch??
otoya: it’s different now
karasu: different how?
otoya: it just is
otoya: i’m coming be there soon💚💚
karasu: oh
karasu: ok
karasu: uhh
karasu: 💝
hiori: proud of you bestie👏👏👏
karasu: stfu
hiori: no u
hiori: go kiss ur bfs nasty fuckin feet
karasu: u wish u had a bf to kiss
hiori: so you admit you’re a feet kisser??? that’s fuckin gross dude🤢
karasu: THATS NOT WHAT I SAID
hiori: crow is a feet kisser crow is a feet kisser!!!
karasu: I HATE IT HERE
hiori: ahh i missed bullying him😌😌
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Reo & Nagi’s dorm (soon to be Isagi’s)
3:10pm
“Ow! That shit hurts!”
“Should’ve thought of that before fighting Kaiser.”
“Still mad, by the way. I wanted to get a good one on him.”
Isagi giggles as Nagi fakes a punch on his own face. He winces in pain when Reo cleans another cut with alcohol.
“Next time, Sei. I promise.”
Reo glares at him and then at Nagi, who is leaning against the door frame of the bathroom. “There will be no next time. I mean it you two.”
“Sorry, Reo.” Nagi and Isagi speak in unison. They glance at each other with knowing smiles.
“I’m literally standing right here,” Reo presses down on Isagi’s wound as a reminder. The dark haired man whimpers. “What am I going to do with you two?”
“I can think of a thing or two.” Isagi says with a teasing smile.
“I can think of even a third thing or fourth.” Nagi chimes in, coming closer to stand behind Reo, hands on his waist.
Reo looks back and forth at them. “You guys are ridiculous! Yoichi is injured! I’m not— Seishirou, watch your hand!”
“I didn’t do anything.”
“That was me.”
“You guys!”