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@Jesper: So guys, how'd ur mission go
@Kaz: Fine. Meet at the crow club @14:00 tomorrow. Call Anita and the rest.
@Nina: R u ok though??
@Inej: Yeah, both me and Kaz are fine.
@Jesper: So if ur both ok let's start playyyinggsgshh
@Alina: ... Is--is he ok?
@Wylan: When you suppress your Grisha powers for years, the energy has to go somewhere, amirite?
@Zoya: Sorry, WHAT??
@Alina: Nahh you're good. Can relate, though it made me sick instead.
@Jesper: Oof, id prefer 80HD over being sick anyday.
@Zoya: No! This is not normal.
@Genya: I mean Mal was an amplifier too his whole life without any of us knowing... And there r records of others...
@Nikolai: once is an accident, twice is a coinciedence and thrice, thrice is a pattern.
@David: That's... Not how the saying goes but whatever floats your boat.
@Nina: ANYWAY let's start the game. I vote Zoya to start.
@Nikolai: ha secconded
@Jesper: I'm lowkey scared of her but js for u bro, thirdded
@Genya: As you should be, but I vote Zoya, sry
@David: I agree with you on this matter dear.
@Kaz: I will refrain from voting this round.
@Alina: Boo, Zoya go ahead.
@Inej: I don't agree with this, js so you know, my queen.
@Zoya: There's no need for that Inej, but if I've been out voted.
@Zoya: Ok, First: I am one of few Grisha to possess more than one
amplifier.
Second: My mother tried to marry me off when I was
nine.
Third: I did not try to kill Alina when she first came to
the Little Palace.
@Alina: ... I'm pretty sure this is not how the game works js saying.
@Jesper: what this is ez i think the lie is 2
@Wylan: Yeah 2
@Nina: You only had one the bear one so the lie is 1
@Kaz: I trust Nina, and 2 is not entirely implausible, so 1.
@Inej: 3.
@Nina: Any explaination for that?
@Inej: No
@Jesper: shit Inej thinks its 3 can I change mine.
@Kaz: No.
@Wylan: This is 'if I'm going down you're going down with me' behaviour
@Jesper: Id love to get down with u babe 😉
@Nikolai: ...uhh cute
@Genya: the answer is 3
@David: Same, 3 is the lie.
@Alina: I think I shld reveal this one cuz, uk I'm the one she literally tried to MURDER.
@Zoya: We're past that come on
@Jesper: Wait what 🙏
@Zoya: I was a jealous teenager give me a break.
@Kaz: And she was the only option for your country to prevent war between the east and west.
@Genya: Overrated fr, and leave Zoya alone or I'll make sure that you really do look like an incarnation of the slums ❤️
@Kaz: ...Ok.
@Nikolai: bro got jumbled
@Alina: nahh cuz what does this mean 🙏🙏
@Wylan: Ig he means scrambled
@Nina: Like scrambled eggs 🤤
@Zoya: Keep your emojis to urself
@Nikolai: i menat humbled 💀💀
@Genya: cute.
@Nina: R we gonna skip over the fact that Zoya was gonna get married as a child????
@Zoya: Yes ❤️
@David: I guess Genya dear can go next?
@Inej: Ofc David!
@Genya: Uhh Ok.
First: I haven't seen my parents since I was 11.
Second: I murdered the old king of Ravka
Third: I was a servant to, and liked the old queen of Ravka.
@Nina: why r u all so traumatized like pls stop 🛑
@Zoya: Says the girl who ran away and made me think she was dead
@Jesper: wHaT? WheN??
@Nina: Don't worry Abt it Jes 😜
@Wylan: Everyone from Ravka is so messed up fr fr
@Nikolai: says rh guy who's dad hated him for not being able to read and wanted to kill him 🤣🤣
@Wylan: Says the guy whos mom cheated and both dads didn't want him 🤣🤣
@Nina: Nahhh this is foul 💀💀💀
@Alina: @Jesper @Zoya come get ur husbands
@Zoya: Not my husband
@Alina: O_o ... Sure
@Inej: 3.
@Jesper: ??
@Nina: She's talking bout the game dumbass, like we all shld be
@Kaz: 3
@David: He's just saying it because Inej said it. And the answer is 3 my dear.
@Alina: Kaz being exposed fr fr
@Kaz: No comment. 😶🌫️
@Jesper: You revealed it noosoaisi
@Zoya: Would you have preferred to make a fool of yourself again?
@Nina: Oof 💀
@Nikolai: finally not directed ay me go het him Zoya!!
@Genya: Yeah the answer is 3
@Jesper: but I thought u were the queen's servant
@Alina: Walking a fine line there Jesper
@Genya: I didn't like her.
@Jesper: um ok.
@Kaz: I will be unavailable for the rest of this game
@Inej: As will I.
@Jesper: I sense some funny business
@Wylan: I wouldn't mind any funny business bw u and me js saying 😘
@Alina: Ewww 🤮🤮🤮
@Zoya: Y'all are freaky
@Kaz: That is not what I meant, and I assure you neither did Inej.
@Nina: Sure... Go to bed now guys
@Alina: And NOT together
@Jesper: 😭 😭
@Kaz: Why are we even here?
@Nina: You love us!! Don't lie 🤥
@David: We are here, Just to suffer through Wylan and Jesper.
@Zoya: Hard Agree.
@Wylan: Take ur own advice and go to bed Zoya
@Zoya: Gladly.