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The following is a series of excerpts taken from informal, non-confidential GAR commlogs, dating to the third year of the war.
The best CC batch (ft children)
Wolffe:
That feeling when you're stuck on yet another haunted base...
Fox:
What.
Wolffe:
??What do you mean "What?" ??? I said it fairly clearly what's not to understand???
Cody:
I believe that he may be stuck on the "haunted base" bit.
Ponds:
Or the "yet another."
Bly:
Could be both in combination too...
Fox:
No, assholes. It's the fact that Wolffe apparently thinks ghosts exist.
Cody:
Yeah, I'd say I was right then. That definitely falls under "the "haunted base" bit."
Bly:
Cody that is far too many quotes.
Cody:
What? Is something wring with my use of the phrase "That definitely falls under "the "haunted planet" bit.""
Bly:
Oh my Force...
Wolffe:
Fox how do you NOT believe in ghosts. Coruscant is quite possibly the most haunted planet ever.
Fox:
No it most certainly isn't. Coruscant is a shithole, I agree... But ghosts aren't real. So, by definition, it cannot be haunted.
Wolffe:
Fox haven't you heard the stories about the ~things on the lower levels~....
Fox:
I've been on the lower levels.
Fox:
Again, not ghosts. It's just fucked up.
Cody:
Between "haunted planet" and "~things on the lower levels~" I don't know if I desperately want to know more about the strange galaxy Wolffe is apparently living in or if I don't want anything to do with it...
Bly:
Are you overusing quotes now just to torment me.
Cody:
To quote my General every time he needs to look Rex in the eye: "..."
Ponds:
Speaking of Rex... Is he busy? Usually he and Ahsoka would be all over any kind of bullshit in the chat.
Wolffe:
You just don't BELIEVE hard enough,,, if you believe harder they'll reveal themselves to you...
Fox:
That totally sounds believable.
Wolffe:
Now you get it!
Ponds:
Wolffe I think he was being sarcastic.
Fox:
Hm
Wolffe:
Oh come on!!!
Wolffe:
You don't believe in ghosts at all?? What about body-snatchers!! Or vampires?? Not even eldritch beings beyond our comprehension!!
Fox:
Wow I cannot wait to tell Padme that the CC for one of our key battalions is completely and utterly delusional.
Fox:
Just kidding.
Wolffe:
Oh Force, thanks Fox. If she shares any of your doubting then I really don't need her knowing that I know the truth
Fox:
"Just kidding" because I'm not waiting. I'm actually telling her right now.
Wolffe:
FOX NO
Fox:
You completely and utterasdkguasfiugasfksfugoasefihdfskhxfcseiufhfs
Fox:
"FOX NO" - says a loser
Wolffe:
I AM NOT A LOSER
Wolffe:
Wait...
Wolffe:
Fox... Why did the way you text change...
Fox:
i have no idea what you are talking about, commander
Wolffe:
THE BODY SNATCHERS GOT HIM!!
Cody:
Have you considered that maybe he's just fucking with you?
Fox:
commander,,, why would you doubt me? :)
Cody:
Wait damn I've never seen Fox use an emoticon... I'm not sure he even knows they exist.
Fox:
perhaps there are many things you dont know about mkashufdisfugsfu
Fox:
It was neither.
Fox:
I let Padme hold my comm then she dashed across the room. I had to chase her to get it back.
Bly:
And you judge us, Fox?
Fox:
First of all Padme could kill any one of you with her pinkie finger and I mean that literally.
Cody:
?? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Ponds:
REX AND AHSOKA. YOUR TROOPERS HAVE INFORMED ME THAT YOU TWO ARE NOT BUSY. WHY ARE YOU IGNORING US. YOU ARE ACTING STRANGE.
Wolffe:
REX AND AHSOKA!! Are you ignoring us because you don't agree with Fox's slander?? HAVE YOU SEEN THE TRUTH AS I HAVE.
Wolffe:
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE TRUE EXISTENCE OF GHOSTS AND BODY SNATCHERS AND VAMPIRES AND ELDRITCH BEINGS BEYOND OUR COMPREHENSION??
Rex:
No, of course not
Ahsoka:
that stuff is the least real stuff ever