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Just Moments Before the Sog by calcinedtodust
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
28 Sep 2025
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A family of merchants in Far Harad find a stray elf, and choose to re-home him.
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Gnomenclature by calcinedtodust
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
23 Sep 2025
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The sons of Elwing are left to play near a stream one day.
The Sack of Sirion, as (un)seen by two children, and the beginning of a family.
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The beginnings of a rewrite of a fic I began last exam season in October. To be continued during this next exam season, because I make good life decisions.
Harry Potter, but if the body of the protagonist, was unintentionally hijacked by a relatively welsh low-noble from 1485. Shitfuckery ensues, and an innocent war criminal is exposed to the horrors of modern glass glazing.
Fuck JK Rowling. I do not endorse any of her disgusting, discriminatory views. We love and support our trans, Jewish & PoC comrades.
Content Warnings to be seen throughout the fic:
- child abuse
- mental health issues/mental illness
- war and death
- religion (specifically roman catholicism)
Others will be added on a chapter-by-chapter basis, but please take note of the general CWs. Please keep any criticisms constructive, and apologies in advance for any historical inaccuracies :) -
How Kermit the Frog, and Mummy Pig, did so tragically suffer by calcinedtodust
Fandoms: Hamlet - Shakespeare, Peppa Pig (Cartoon), Jaws (Movies), The Muppets - All Media Types
25 Aug 2022
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A fanfiction of the play within the play in Shakespeare's Hamlet, as performed in the complete works of Shakespeare in 90 minutes, which I watched at a local arts festival.
I do apologise.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 265
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 6
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Beware the Frog Underfoot by Aethir
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
06 Jul 2023
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Commander Fox of the Coruscant Guard had lived a rather short life. He was only eleven, technically, but it didn’t really matter because he was just a weapon. A weapon who really hated his job, which was actually his entire reason for being, most people (The jedi were cool, except the one he kept fishing out of dumpsters, he was a loser, a hot loser, but still a loser)were idiots, and he really, really hated his boss.
Grandmaster Yoda had lived a long life, and as a result he had met many politicians. None of them irked him quite as much as Supreme Chancellor Palpatine. Having lost a bet with the rest of the Council, it’s up to Yoda to torment… report the progress of the war to Palpatine.
Nobody could have expected what happened. But it’s hardly the first time Yoda’s had to hide a dead body, and it won’t be the last. It’s hardly the first time Fox had hidden a dead body, but at least he’ll remember this one.
They did, after all, save the Galaxy from the Sith.
Series
- Part 1 of The Many Deaths of Sheev Palpatine
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,035
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 127
- Kudos:
- 1,968
- Bookmarks:
- 365
- Hits:
- 13,133
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20 Apr 2026
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Clockwork City Theater Presents: (Dystopia) by mournholdvacation
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls Online
09 Apr 2019
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Divayth Fyr comes to visit Clockwork City.
Dramatic actions are taken.
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31 Mar 2026
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The House of Equations by azuras_catspaw
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
15 Apr 2026
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In the ancient days of Resdayn, Sotha Sil is rescued by a passer-by when Mehrunes Dagon destroys his home and family. Little could Sil know how an Ashlander named Vivec would alter the trajectory of his life: denunciation of the Daedra, life and marriage among the Dwemer, and eventually rising as a councillor to the King of the Chimer—all culminating in foul murder.
And with that betrayal the wheel turns, like clockwork, to the Tribunal of Morrowind.
Updates monthly on the 15th.
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17 Mar 2026
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Fights Many Battles by The_Epitome_of_Pretense
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
29 Oct 2019
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A young Dunmer woman goes on a quest for freedom.
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19 Feb 2026
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The adventures of a morally-bankrupt racist sociopath who nobody likes.
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19 Feb 2026