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isagi: soo @reo
yk ur birthday is coming up soon
reo: im aware
what about it?
isagi: well im pretty sure WE were all wondering!!!! what do u want as a gift??
reo: hmmm
i dont really care
u guys dont gotta get me anything
chigiri: i hate when people say that
like theres NO WAY you dont want anything
shidou: nah real
you really dont want ANYTHING??
charles: i would be asking for SO MANY THINGS
LIKE
IT WOULD BE ALOT (๑>ᴗ<๑)
aiku: thank god ur birthday isnt anytime soon
but yeah reo!!! u know you can tell us anything you want!
reo: you mean it? like really??
anything!?
isagi: of course :)
ur the birthday boy after all!
reo: okay well let me make a list rq and send it
isagi: man
we’re such good friends
chigiri: ikk
bachira: he was So shy to ask for a Present 🥺 i wonder why
maybe his Parents never got him Gifts…,
rin: I highly doubt that.
hiori: uh whats happening
shidou: yk how reo’s birthday is coming up
hiori: no
chigiri: tf??? how???
karasu: guys he doesn’t keep up with this stuff okay be nice
hiori: dude i barely talk to him 😭😭😭why would i know his birthday
isagi: okay well i asked reo what he wanted and at first he told us nothing but we pressured him into telling us!!
so hes making a list!
hiori: you brokies asked the richest guy here what he wants for his birthday?
aiku: I AM NOT BROKE
I HAVE A JOB UNLIKE YOU GUYS
charles: WOAH (ó﹏ò｡)
WOAH
DUDE
CENSOR THAT WORD
rin: …Censor job? That’s ridiculous.
What is this, a 2020 discord server?
isagi: yes now censor the word whenever u use it please
sendou: oh what? you guys are afraid of JOBS and WORKING and being EMPLOYED
chigiri: waait
i just realized what hiori said 😭😭
we (broke and j*bless) asked the RICHEST person in here what he wants for this birthday
aiku: your acting like hes gonna ask us to buy him 3 bmw’s and 8 cybertrucks
karasu: censor c*bertruck those things are atrocious
aiku: guys he isnt gonna ask us for expensive things cmon
reo: an ipad pro, macbook pro, either a silver or gold watch (gold preferably!), ooo an essentials hoodie would be cool, airpods, some money, annnnd maybeeee a tesla!
ik its not alot but i couldn’t think of more
anyways i gotta go do stuff so ill be back, and i might add more!! tysm u guys r the best btw!
bachira: 😦
otoya: what the fuck
karasu: oliver fucking aiku
aiku: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW??
isagi: omg
chigiri: where the fuck are we gonna grt the money to buy him these things
shidou: a tear ran down my leg 🥺
i mean cheek
stupid autocorrect again
hiori: im not surprised
what were yall expecting 😬
isagi: IDK NOT A FUCKING TESLA
chigiri: WOW GUYS!!!!!
how are WE all gonna raise the money for this?!?!?!?
rin: We?
chigiri: yes, WE
rin: Tsk.
This is all of your lukewarm people's problem. I did not agree to buying him anything.
isagi: first off who the hell says tsk in text thats so corny
second off yes you are helping and so is everyone else here
sendou: and where do you expect us to get the money from?
hiori: femboy of
karasu: WHAT???
shidou: LMAOOOOO
chigiri: UM HELLO???
isagi: hiori no
we cant do that
no
charles: IM A MINOR WEIRDO
TF
hiori: so am i
aiku: no bro
half of everyone here is underage so thats immediately a no
karasu: why is that the first thing that comes to ur mind 😭
hiori: sendou said you guys needed a fast way to get money
sendou: not even CLOSE to what i said😅😅😅😅😅
isagi: any other options to make money other than what hiori said?
bachira: MAKE A TWITCH ACCOUNT BECOME A STREAMER BECOME RELEVANT AND MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS KAI CENAT
chigiri: in 6 days?
bachira: if u put ur mind To it 😛
karasu: this is stupid
instead of telling reo no, you guys are genuinely trying to find out how to get the money to afford this stuff
like cmon guys
lets use our heads
isagi: im not listening to somebody who has hair that points in a 90 degree angle
karasu: says the guy with a sprout on his head
“its for good luck” 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
grow up
isagi: okay and?? why do you care
karasu: why do you care about my hair 🤨🤨🤨🤨weirdo
hiori: guys guys lets all calm down!
YOU GUYS can find a solution WITHOUT arguing
shidou: so heartwarming to see the omega calming down the alphas 🥹
chigiri: isagi’s ass is not an alpha 💔💔💔
more like…. a beta
isagi: atleast im not an omega 🥹 thanks twin
aiku: stop going offtopic
anyways
how are we gonna make the money
rin: You guys can just get jobs.
shidou: yeah idk if ur aware but j*bs dont hire in 6 days buddy
and they definitely dont hire TEENAGERS
like they would never hire charles
sendou: i think we all know why
charles: hey😢😢😢😢guys im rlly responsible when i need to be (•́ ᴖ •̀)
otoya: jst go on snapchat and post on ur public story “someone cashapp me money” eventually ppl will
talking from experience btw
chigiri: see that would only work for you because you’re a wyll warrior AND a bop
otoya: that was in the past okay
and don’t call me a BOP i was not one of those
karasu: i mean..
otoya: sybau tabi
shidou: omg wait
ok
someone here can pretend to be homeless, go out on the streets, and get us money
isagi: thats so messed
anyways who would look the most homeless
sendou: charles
charles: WHAT (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ )
NO
I DONT WANNA
CAN YOU MAKE SOMEONE ELSE DO IT
WHAT IF I SEE SOMEONE WHO IK OUT THERE
LIKE LOKI??? WHAT IF HES DRIVING HOME AND SEES ME (˘ŏ_ŏ)
shidou: oh trust me, he wont even RECOGNIZE its you once we get you ready 😈
charles: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN (ó﹏ò｡)
aiku: okay no
i leave to get water and come back to this
do yk how messed up that is
shidou: right guys.
who tf even said that.
bachira: that was YOUR idea 😭💔
aiku: can u guys be serious 😭
shidou: erm
isagi: we are being serious
we’re as serious as hiori was when he said to start a femboy of account
chigiri: HE WAS BEING SERIOUS??
hiori: uh yeah?
otoya: idea
start a gofundme
post abt it on tiktok
go viral
boom
karasu: eita ur a genius yk that
otoya: aw- i- weally?- 🥺
karasu: no nvm the fuck wrong with you
chigiri: okay so WE all agree on using a gofundme?
good alright whos maknf the account
isagi: nobody even said yes..
aiku: i think we should let the MOST responsible one do it
and im pretty sure WE all know who that is
shidou: aww really i- aiku ur so kind 🥺
aiku: im talking about myself 🥱
shidou: fuck you oldhead
karasu: OLDHEAD 😭😭😭
isagi: ur not too far from unc status bud
karasu: sybau
chigiri: ok guys
how are we gonna get ppl to donate to us
charles: “pls donate to our gofundme to help us raise money for our friends birthday!!”
rin: Pfft.
This is so pathetic, I almost feel bad for you guys.
bachira: STOP BEING CORNY RIN OMG
ITS MAKING ME CRINGE
WHO TYPES LIKE THAT
but anyways
WE are all in this together
rin: Like I said.
I am not including myself in this.
shidou: bro wants to be different so bad 😭
atleast donate 1 dollar 😭
sendou: 1???? nah we need ATLEAST 20
bump it up to 25 if you can
rin: You must think I’m rich.
isagi: you dont have 25 dollars to spare??
rin: No. I don’t.
hiori: everyone is broke nowadays 😣😣
charles: @karasu ISNT UR BF A MODEL
CANT HE JUST BUY ALL THE STUFF REO WANTS
karasu: i doubt he’d wanna do that
shidou: good for nothing boyfriend 😮💨
aiku: i just thought about it and
do yall REALLY think a gofundme will get all the money we need in 6 days??
isagi: yes 🥹✌🏻
aiku: IT WONT
soooo in other words we’re COOKED
hiori: femboy of is an option🤷🤷🤷
sendou: nobody here even looks like a femboy
shidou: i could name 5 rn
chigiri: pls dont
for your safety
shidou: um!
otoya: or…. we could go back to shidou’s homeless plan
charles: NOOO (╥﹏╥)
shidou: LISTEN TWIN ITS FOR OUR FRIEND
charles: I DONT EVEN TALK TO HIM???
sendou: so nobody wants to start a twitch account, nobody wants to go on the streets and beg for money understandably, and nobdoy wants to make a gofundme
what r we doing
and yes im ignoring the femboy of we arent doing that
hiori: 😪
karasu: i think you guys are thinking about this way too hard
you dont HAVE to get him all that stuff
isagi: yes WE do
aiku: we really dont
chigiri: soo what are we gonna do….
hiori: femboy of
isagi: ok
why are you SO obsessed with a femboy of
i thought the only weird thing about you was that ur a sadist
hiori: im not OBSESSED, im giving options
karasu: honestly hiori aren’t you a hacker
just hack a rich guy and boom we have money
hiori: i don’t even do that anymore
shidou: “anymore” 💔💔💔
hiori: 😮💨
bachira: Guys
why are we talking About this in the main gc
karasu: oh ur acting like hes gonna say something rn
reo: hey guys
why is the gc being blown up so bad 😭
aiku: tabito fucking karasu.
karasu: 😑
chigiri: listen reo.. i have bad news..
reo: is it about the gifts
isagi: dude WE'RE sorry
its just that
WE are all BROKE and EVERYONE here is j*bless
so ya..
aiku: i dont like how you capitalized we, broke, and everyone but okay
reo: wait
yall thought i was being SERIOUS??? 😭😭😭
shidou: YOU WERENT????
reo: NO?
WHY WOULD I ASK YOU PEOPLE FOR A TESLA
otoya: “you people” 💔💔💔
reo: guyssss 😭😭😭
i just wanted to see ur reaction
charkes: SO I DONT HAVE TO GO BE HOMELESS TO RAISE MONEY?! (ˊ•͈ ◡ •͈ˋ)
reo: what
shidou: whatever you do purple bun do NOT scroll up 😅😅😅😅
chigiri: i just let out a huge sugh of relief
bachira: so what DO you Want for ur birthday?? 🧐
reo: like i said before, it doesn’t matter
karasu: aw look at elon musk being humble 💜💜💜
otoya: so heartwarming 💜💜💜
isagi: we love our humble king 💜💜💜
reo: haha keep laughing before i actually make a list
karasu: 🫢
otoya: 🫢
isagi: 🫢
reo: if you guys really wanna get me a gift, get me something you think i'll treasure alot :)
thats all!
okay now i actually gtg bye
shidou: "something you think i'll treasure alot" 😮💨
what does that even mean 😭
rin: He wants something he'll value alot, idiot.
shidou: i was being sarcastic dumbass
like
COME ON
chigiri: lol lets just wrap nagi up and gift it to him
isagi: yeah right like he'll do that
bachira: "that's SUCH a hassle 🙄" is what he Would say
sendou: can this just be a problem for tomorrow....
like my brain hurts
shidou: this isnt about YOU okay bro
sendou: jst saying
shidou: and im jst saying too
aiku: okay guys pipe down
sendous right
this is should be an issue for tomorrow!
chigiri: ok so we resume this tomorrow?
karasu: yes im so tired of talking about this
aiku: nobodys forcing u to help us btw
isagi: i am
aiku: ur like the LEAST of my worries lil boy
isagi: you wanna go old man??
me AND my CREW will JUMP you
wait that rhymed
guys im SUCH a poet right
guys
guys??
???
karasu: please shut the fuck up