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gyeongsupercool:
OKAY WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT
IM NOT MAD
i am
I JUST WANT TO KNOW ALR
@everyone TALKING TO Y’ALL WHOTHE FUCK WAS IT
jun.bitcoinhater.hee has come online
minsushi has come online
jun.bitcoinhater.hee:
Okay i don’t want to sound mean but
Gyeongsu are you unemployed
?
And no it probably wasn’t me although idk what you’re talking about
minsushi:
Uh, we don’t say the u-word around him
He gets a little pissy at that
gyeongsupercool:
how many times do i HAVE TO SAY IT IM NOT UNEMPLOYED GOSH
i've been looking into some…
gulps
j-words…
jun.bitcoinhater.hee:
All this censorship makes me feel like you’re about to say someone got unalived with a pew pew
Can you guys drop it and just SAY the words i’m assuming a lot just from u-word and j-word
gyeongsupercool:
sighs….
job….aplications…
omg that scared me so bad i’m shakign
minsushi:
I think i get why Semi called you cringe
Sighs???
😭
gyeongsupercool:
oh come on you’re jst looking for things to criticize me abt 🙄
i knew u were fake asf minsu but this jst confirmed it to me
jun.bitcoinhater.hee:
(I don’t mean for this to sound triggering just saying in advance)
Gyeongsu have you been tested for uhh a-word??
gyeonsupercool:
awesome?? 😎
heall yeah im diagnosed with awesomeness!!
minsushi:
No, i think she meant autism
jun.bitcoinhater.hee:
I meant adhd but it goes both ways
gyeongsupercool:
not after SOMEONE 🤞threw my damn labubu down th effing stairs
i’m not broke im shattered bruh cant afford a therapist
jun.bitcoinhater.hee:
That’s your fault for buying a labubu
🙏 Those little shits are worth more than two months of rent
minsushi:
Yes
And they’re also not worth getting your apartment smelling weird
gyeongsupercool:
oh okay that was uncalled for???
it wasn’t me istg i swear on my dead labubu gyeongsusu 😔
semipermanent has come online
gyeongsupercool:
of course my #1 bully connects when the topic is on me….
life is so unfair
semipermanent:
Just opened my phone and i'm alr catching strays???
Not my fault you haven’t showered twin 👏
Oh and also
You CANNOT just start the conversation with screaming and forget abt it midway i only connected cuz i was curious
jun.bitcoinhater.hee:
Now that i think about it maybe that adhd test isn’t needed after all
minsushi:
He needs a shampoo test more being honest 💔
semipermanent:
LMAOOO
gyeongsupercool:
YALL MY OPPS FOR REAL TS UNBELIEABLE
unbeliavle
unbleiavnle
forget it
u ppl fake^2
semipermanent:
Okay yes we’re fake sorry whatever
Do tell why you were screaming earlier??
gyeongsupercool:
OMG I JST REMEMBERED
WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLEBITCHES STOLE MY LEGENDARY CAPUCCINA BALLERINA
I NEEDED THAT MONEY FOR A MYTHIC BRUH WORKED SO HARD TOO 😢
and i know it WAS one of y’all cuz i aint got more roblox friends
jun.bitcoinhater.hee:
He is not beating the u-word allegations i fear
I don’t like steal a brainrot so it wasn’t me
minsushi:
And i don’t like stealing..
I started that game yesterday and Namgyu already stole my noobini :((
semipermanent:
He’s such a cunt ong
Don’t worry bbg i’ll get you a better one and we’ll steal from him
gyeongsupercool:
i was gonna complain abt the pda
but yeah u guys should steal all of hisdamn stuff
mf has a mythic and it probably aint his 🖕
jun.bitcoinhater.hee:
I don’t know what the hell you guys are talking about to be honest
But Daeho started playing that game last week and he got so obsessed
Actually had a breakdown over his crocodile getting stolen
gyeongsupercool:
man if that happened to me i would kms
in front of my robber’s whole family too they’re going down w me as well
wlwqueenmina has come online
wlwqueenmina:
Okay i heard roblox i heard steal a brainrot and i immediately connected
Who stole what, when and why?
jun.bitcoinhater.hee:
SWEETHEARRTTTT HIII ❤️🩹
Help me they’re talking abt that game and i have no idea who these characters are
wlwqueenmina:
Ohh
Don’t worry babe they’re jst stupid ai images, you’re better off without learning each and one of them
Like some…unemployed ppl here i assume
minsushi:
U-word***
Not answering more dms gyeongsu pls
You seriously cannot have a breakdown over that word every time someone says it
gyeongsupercool:
i CAN
IT TRIGGERS ME OK 😭
semipermanent:
To answer your question
Gyeongsu got his capucchina ballerina stolen
Idk when but probably overnight
And we don’t know who it was
wlwqueenmina:
I bet my chimpanzini bananini it was Thanos or Namgyu 🤞
They already steal stuff irl why wouldn’t they do it online yk
gyeongsupercool:
if that’s fucking true i’m burning down their houses with them inside
THEY ALREADY HAVE SO MANY LEGENDARIES WHY MY BALLERINA CAPUCCINA
dpmo 😒
minsushi:
You’re starting to scare me
Should we do the whole documentary thing again in case he commits arson
semipermanent:
Hi this is Semi and i was an accomplice of burning down Thanos and Namgyu’s house
minsushi:
Oh…
This is Minsu and I wasn't??? I think??
wlwqueenmina:
It’s Mina and i definitely didn’t help anyone burn anything down
And if that actually happened
Posting it online isn’t a crime 🤷 So..
jun.bitcoinhater.hee:
This is Junhee and i will be copypasting this exact message every time someone threatens with violence bc i’m rlly lazy 🥱
bigtigerdaeho has come online
semipermanent:
Oh my god he’s alive
wlwqueenmina:
DAEHO 💔
I JST NEED EYE WITNESSES FOR MY VIDEO HELLO @bigtigerdaeho
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN??
jun.bitcoin.hater:
Why do you sound genuinely more worried than me LOL
Daeho are you okay?? 😭
bigtigerdaeho:
Hello..
Yes i’m fine and uhh i think Namgyu has the video
But we’re a little busy right now
gyeongsupercool:
doing what kissing 🙄
wlwqueenmina, jun.bitcoinhater.hee, +2 reacted with ❓
ok sorry
wth happened??
bigtigerdaeho:
[bigtigerdaeho attached a picture]
So umm
I drove them to the hospital last night
Everyone is fine but based on what Myunggi said, him and Thanos got into a fight
Then Namgyu tried to intervene (He failed)
😅 But no one is seriously hurt!!!
wlwqueenmina:
🫢
I’m actually gagged
And Namgyu got ALL THAT on video??
bigtigerdaeho:
Well, that's what he told me
I guess so
wlwqueenmina:
I’M FINALLY GETTING OUTTA THAT SHADOWBANG OMFG 😭
TELL HIM I SAID THANK YOU
bigtigerdaeho:
Alright
minsushi:
I’m not surprised is that weird
jun.bitcoinhater.hee:
Not at all
It would’ve been sooo weird if they didn’t fight at least a little
Like
Two junkies and a crypto bro?? In the same house??
That’s chaos approved
semipermanent:
We’re NOT making the correct questions
@bigtigerdaeho Who won the fight??
Just so you know Myunggi’s the better option i bet all my life savings on that mf 🥀
bigtigerdaeho:
Fight? Well thsjknqerfp
koq2’eodkdlomd
WASSUPPPP THE LEGEND IS BACK 😝 GNG DID YALL MISS ME
semipermanent:
Istg
NOT THE MOMENT THANOS CAN YOU GIVE THE MAN HIS PHONE BACK
???
MY RENT DEPENDS ON THIS DUDE
bigtigerdaeho:
senorita…. 💔dontscream at me that hurts my cool rapper feelings brah..
andyes i won the fight lmaooo subcoin was soo easy to beat 🤣
wlwqueenmina:
Omg wait
Type shit??
No way i just won 15$
gyeongsupercool:
oh i know his lying ass aint talking
ur fucking capping right
im too broke to pay anyone 20$
FUCK
bigtigerdaeho:
uhm actually RUUUDE to make bets and not take my side??? 🥀
thats why u lost boy cus u didnt take th obvious winner side
jun.bitcoinhater.hee:
I’m pretty satisfied with the results but i do gotta ask
Can we at least see the video?? Winning a bet over a lie is some Myunggi type shit
minsushi:
Yes, i agree
It sounds plausible but Thanos lied about having cancer once after watching breaking bad
And since then i don’t believe him without proof
gyeongsupercool:
YEAH I DO WANNA SEE THE VIDEO
CUS THATS PROBABLY UR ASS GETTING BEATEN OVER THERE 😂
im in denial can someone get the video pls
bigtigerdaeho:
funny u mention that my boy
🤔
how abouttttt no
whywould i show u guys th video 🙄 jst take my worddd thrust me
semipermanent:
Get your little boyfriend on the phone i’m calling cap on your bs
bigtigerdaeho:
👅👅👅 which oneeuhh
semipermanent:
???
The homeless one
bigtigerdaeho:
ok fine 🥀
wait a moment i thnk hes pissed at me
sldkfepofjlsfmjf
Thought i could have a peaceful afternoon in a hospital??? Ok apparently not.
This group chat haunts my dreams
jun.bitcoinhater.hee:
Can you stop acting nonchalant for once
Our money is on the line sooo make someone gain smth for once
Who won the fight??
bigtigerdaeho:
Uh
Wouldn’t it be clear i did
You people expect me to lose against a junkie??
wlwqueenmina:
What was the uh at the beginning for
Swear on your damn mother you won that fight and if you’re lying i’ll tell Thanos to go after her too
bigtigerdaeho:
She is dead.
wlwqueenmina:
You lied and he traveled into the past to get her see
😒
Type shit rn
minsushi:
I think you went a bit too far there..
wlwqueenmina:
Oh come onn
It’s MGCOIN
It’s not like he doesn’t deserve it 🥱
bigtigerdaeho:
I think i prefer the nurses disconnecting me over spending another day in this fcuking gc
And yes i type shit yes i won
Do you want me to do a blood pact to prove my innocence next or smth 🖕
semipermanent:
Actually yes
Summon the devil (your cousin) we need real answers
I kinda feel great for winning the bet BUT how can we know if that’s true yk
gyeonsupercool:
while you’re at it
can u ask lucy who stole my ballerina cappuccina 😔
need that shi back would sell my soul for it
jun.bitcoinhater.hee:
Omg Gyeongsu
Just get a new one?? It’s a cup of coffee with a tutu i don’t think it’s all that special
Unless that’s your hyperfixation i respect that
gyeongsupercool:
I’M NOT A-WORD JUNHEE HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT
im jst a little u-word that’s it ✊
semipermanent:
Not sure if i would use little to describe it but go on ig
gyeonsupercool reacted with 🙄
minsushi:
Never thought i’ll say it but
@bigtigerdaeho Get Namgyu on the phone please
Unless we have proof then everyone’s going to look like a liar 😓
bigtigerdaeho:
Ok fine, trust issues much
Wait a moment
semipermanent:
I swear to fucking god if the plotwist is no one won the fight and it was a tie 🥀
I’m ending up on the news
wlwqueenmina:
Stop you’re onto smth i fear…
🤞Will be my time to do clickbait then
bigtigerdaeho:
saw thse damn bitches writing on daeho’s phone and i started praying to the antichrist mgcoin wouldn’t pass it to me
bruh i’m connected to an iv rn and yall still bothering me 😪 ts surreal
jun.bitcoinhater.hee:
You three just love yapping huh 💔
Stop running your mouth and show us the video maybe?? Mf thinking we wanted to see him too
bigtigerdaeho:
ok?? stop being so bitchy??? damn
yes i have th video but my hands were shaking gang
🥀 pardon me for not getting theperfect shot for ur tiktok shit ms influencer @wlwqueenmina
wlwqueenmina:
You’re pardoned 😇
Send it rn
bigtigerdaeho:
[bigtigerdaeho has attached a video]
there
IT AINT AI BTW KNOW YALL LOVE TO TALK SHIT
took that w my own two hands 🤞thrust
ask daeho i told huzz everything istfg
oh wait fine shyt coming back for his phone 👅
illgive it back before th nurses threaten to put me in a straight jacketagain
bigtigerdaeho has come offline
minsushi:
Oh my god
I knew it was a bad idea toclick that ohmg
I feel sick
minsushi has come offline
semipermanent:
CURIOUS GEORGE @minsushi TOLD U I WAS GONNA WATCH IT FIRST ❤️🩹
That actually gagged me hold on
Why the hell did he pull out a fork LMAOOO
gyeongsupercool:
that should be displayed on like true crime museum or smth
WAIT
THE WAY HE HIT HIM WITH A PAN
FORGET BEING BROKE TS MADE ME RICH COMEDICALLY 😭
wlwqueenmina:
I CANTTTT
I WAS LIKE WHY ARE THEY IN THE HOSPITAL
NVM I GET IT NOW
jun.bitcoinhater.hee:
But did y’all see the end???
I can’t tell who won 💔
wlwqueenmina:
OH RIGHT
You’re kinda right tho
Mr shaky hands couldn’t get it on the damn camera 🕊️
jun.bitcoinhater.hee:
@bigtigerdaeho Daeho boy come here pls 😭
If that junkie told you anything please tell us
That video was on like 180p
bigtigerdaeho has come online
bigtigerdaeho:
Hi hello this is Daeho sorry
Namgyu didn't want to give me the phone back unless I gave him my number??? So uhm guess he has that now
semipermanent, jun.bitcoinhater.hee and wlwqueenmina reacted with 😭
Oh yes about the fight
Yes he told me a lot (More than i would’ve liked to hear being honest)
The winner uhh well it’s a complicated topic
To be continued!!! 😂 yeahhh tricked yall