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HE GOT MY ASSHOLE LEAKING GroupChat
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GIVE ME BACK MY GAMER GIRL SONIC: I sense the aura of oddities
Man Man the muffin dan: ok Shakespeare
GIVE ME BACK MY GAMER GIRL SONIC: SHUT UR FUCKING MOUTH YOU BITCH ASS HO
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Man Man the muffin dan: okay damn
Man Man the muffin dan: chill
HELP THE BEAR is Online
HELP THE BEAR: "whst grnder ate uou?"
HELP THE BEAR: "whay genfer are yiu?
HELP THE BEAR: I AM TJE GRNFER
HELP THE BEAR: O SM SO GNDER TJAT
HELP THE BEAR: IYS A FIVKING WUESTION MSRK IN MU PETSOMAL FULE
GIVE ME BACK MY GAMER GIRL SONIC: called it SigmaKen.PNG
Aizen from the Kaisen: are you okay?
HELP THE BEAR: Yed
HELP THE BEAR: nrtherwsrt foes craxy yhimgs ti ypu
#Diva: why do you have netherwart
HELP THE BEAR: iM om the neyher duj
#Diva: @MAID-SAMA
HELP THE BEAR: SYOP
HELP THE BEAR: DIN'Y
HELP THE BEAR: PKEASR
MAID-SAMA is Online
MAID-SAMA: wtf do you donkeys want
GIVE ME BACK MY GAMER GIRL SONIC: back read
Man Man the muffin dan: oohhh gagamaru's in troubleeeee
Dan Dan the muffin man: bro stfu
Man Man the muffin dan: egads 😱
MAID-SAMA: GIN GET YOUR FATASS OUT OF THERE
HELP THE BEAR: byt bur I kust degeayed the rnder frahon 🥺🥺
Man Man the muffin dan: weren't you just in the nether
HELP THE BEAR: gid fothid I yeleoprt
MAID-SAMA: gin
#Diva: uh oh
MAID-SAMA: I WILL FIND YOU AND POP THIS GLOCK BETWEEN YOUR FUCKING BUG EYES
MAID-SAMA: GET YOUR FUCKASS BITCHASS BACK HOME YOU FUCKING SHIT
HELP THE BEAR: (T(ｴ)T)
Muuu Shaylaaa: |┬┴┬┴┤･ω･)ﾉ
Charmander: |ʘ‿ʘ)╯
So bri'ish: ┬┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬┴
#Diva: why's the gang all here 💔💔
So bri'ish: idk actually
So bri'ish: continue
HELP THE BEAR: MopingMickeyMouse.PNG
HELP THE BEAR: AWWWW FISSKEDTICKS
HELP THE BEAR is offline
Pussyboy appreciator🔥💥🔥💥: DID SOMEONE SAY DICKS🤤🤤
Man Man the muffin dan: dicks🤤🤤🤤
Dan Dan the muffin man: mmmmhhhhmmm dicks🤤🤤
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Aizen from the Kaisen: aww hell no jigsaw
Muuu Shaylaaa: no
Muuu Shaylaaa: I commit water unbreathable
DoomedYuriConsumer: NOOOO
DoomedYuriConsumer: POOKIE BEAR🥀🥀
Muuu Shaylaaa: pookie bear no more
Charmander: Fine shyt gone
Charmander: I gotta kill myself now
HE GOT MY ASSHOLE LEAKING GroupChat
5 people are Online currently
MILFY BITCH: Wtf happened
Sloth: idk
Sloth: let's hangout
MILFY BITCH: OKKI
MILFY BITCH: I was gonna go buy some new dresses with ren
MILFY BITCH: you can joinnn
Sloth: 👍👍
#Diva: I'M COMING TOO
The Dark Reunion: SideEyeCat.JPEG
#Diva: SHUT UP
The Dark Reunion: no
CANCELLED: ooooooohhh
CANCELLED: WHY AM I CANCELLED AGAIN
#Diva: cuz fuck you that's what
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Nana Osaki: what the fuck