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6 PM
Pathetic Little Bitch has changed nicknames:
Shuichi Saihara → Virgin Sherlock Failure
Angie Yonaga → Atua’s Hoe
Himiko Yumeno → Magic Dumbfuck
Kaede Akamatsu → fucks her piano all night
Tenko Chabashira → stereotypical lesbian freak
Kaito Momota → has no friends besides the moon
Ryoma Hoshi → suicidal hoe
Tsumugi Shirogane → cosplays hentai characters
Korekiyo Shinguji → psycho dad
Kiibo → kiinodickbo
Maki Harukawa → AssAssIn
Rantaro Amami → never touched grass before
never touched grass before: what the actual fuck kokichi
Pathetic Little Bitch: whaaat u dont like it :,(((
never touched grass before: guess
kiinodickbo: kokichi what does that mean thats robophobic
has no friends besides the moon: hey i have friends!! maki roll is one of them
AssAssIn: never call me your friend again
Virgin Sherlock Failure: kokichi what the hell is that
Pathetic Little Bitch: ur new nickname shu
Virgin Sherlock Failure: shu..?
Pathetic Little Bitch: what i cant even call u shu rn?? u wanna be virgin sherlock failure that bad??
Virgin Sherlock Failure: fine whatever call me shu
Pathetic Little Bitch: ok :D
Atua’s Hoe: atua is really mad at u kokichi
Pathetic Little Bitch: tell atua to suck my dick
Atua’s Hoe: atua says u dont have one
Pathetic Little Bitch: im not kiihoe!!
fucks her piano all night: really kokichi??
Pathetic Little Bitch: yes
fucks her piano all night: thats so mean!!
Pathetic Little Bitch: so what
Whiny Bitch: so shut ur bitch ass up
Pathetic Little Bitch: ur on kaedes side now?? really miu??
Whiny Bitch: no no no im not thats funny tho
Pathetic Little Bitch: whatever
Pathetic Little Bitch: shuuuu
Virgin Sherlock Failure: what do u want
Pathetic Little Bitch: tell kaede to stop overreacting shes breaking my heart </3
Virgin Sherlock Failure: no
Pathetic Little Bitch: now ur breaking my heart too shu u two are friends tell her to stop
Virgin Sherlock Failure: i said no deal with it
Pathetic Little Bitch: ur literally the worst friend ever
Virgin Sherlock Failure: maybe but at least im honest
Pathetic Little Bitch: ughhh
Atua’s Hoe: kokichi atua is still mad
Pathetic Little Bitch: tell atua to die
Atua’s Hoe: atua says ur gonna burn in hell
Pathetic Little Bitch: whatever hells more fun anyway
AssAssIn: can someone make kokichi shut up
Pathetic Little Bitch: nope not happening
Virgin Sherlock Failure: kokichi pls shut up im trying to focus
Pathetic Little Bitch: ur so mean shu i thought we were friends >:(
Virgin Sherlock Failure: just stop
Pathetic Little Bitch: yeah whatever
psycho dad: humans arguing like this… so beautiful…
Whiny Bitch: shut the fuck up korekiyo before i call cps on u
psycho dad: ah yes… a child threatening me… fascinating…
cosplays hentai characters: kokichi i am not cosplaying hentai characters!
Pathetic Little Bitch: tsu i’m the only one who’s good at lying in this group chat<3
cosplays hentai characters: ew
Pathetic Little Bitch: anyone else wants to protest about their nickname?
suicidal hoe: i dont even care… call me whatever u want…
Pathetic Little Bitch: bro i gave u the BEST nickname how are u not grateful
suicidal hoe: bc its not creative dumbass
Pathetic Little Bitch: ok then “short depressed tennis ball” better??
suicidal hoe: …fair
stereotypical lesbian freak: kokichi ur SO TOXIC i cant believe ur bullying kaede and her piano AGAIN she told me about the nicknames and I’M SO MAD
fucks her piano all night: TENKO STOP ITS FINE
stereotypical lesbian freak: NO kae i must defend u
Pathetic Little Bitch: lol this is why i gave u that nickname and tenko it was miu bullying Kaede not me
stereotypical lesbian freak: SHUT UP GREMLIN
has no friends besides the moon: ok everyone calm down jeez
Pathetic Little Bitch: says the guy who talks to the moon
has no friends besides the moon: the moon listens better than u do
Pathetic Little Bitch: cry abt it
Virgin Sherlock Failure: i regret opening this chat
Pathetic Little Bitch: shut up shu u love me
Virgin Sherlock Failure: debatable
Pathetic Little Bitch: debatable ur mom
Whiny Bitch: what the fuck is happening
mom: i have no idea.
mom: kids go to sleep
has no friends besides the moon: ok mom good night
mom: good night.