Chapter Text
Little by little, Jotaro started to make Morioh his home. In the first few days of his arrival, he was too busy setting things up for Michelle and little Jolyne, who had chosen her permanent residence to be with mommy. Then he had to set up things like school and a job for himself and help Michelle find one too. But Rohan was more than patient, he was just happy that at the end of the day, Rohan didn’t go to bed alone anymore. Nor did he eat alone or travel alone. He had Jotaro, and they were having a great time together.
One day, once everything but the jobs seemed to be in place, Jotaro announced that he would take Michelle and Jolyne to visit his mother, that he owed her that much. Rohan had told him it was more than fine, and yes, you ass, your mother does deserve to see your own daughter and ex-wife. But when he left, the whole idea of the trip simply twisted inside Rohan’s head, because wasn’t that a family trip? Mom, dad and daughter going to visit granny? Was Rohan really okay with that? He wasn’t sure he was, and that killed him. He knew he was selfish, but this degree was just disgusting. He’d already gotten so much verbal and non-verbal confirmation of Jotaro’s love, what more c ould he ask for?? Wasn’t that enough to assure him that Jotaro was his?
Apparently no, so Rohan did what he did whenever he got anxious; got into a working spree.
Then Jotaro called, (the man almost never called, what the hell was this about?) and Rohan was thankful to hear his voice. But then Jotaro announced that on his way back, he would be bringing Jolyne over. (He’d actually invited Michelle too, but she had politely declined the offer (thank God for Rohan’s sake)).
So now Rohan had to pull himself together, but what was he supposed to do??? Rohan didn’t know shit about kids!
And she was even staying over for a few days so “have the spare room we saved for her ready” and wow fuck, Rohan had been fine when they remodeled the room but was he fine now?? No fucking way.
But for once, Rohan was happy he had friends who were still (technically) in their childhood. The high schooler friends to the rescue!
In a panic he called the golden trio over + Mikitaka who came along for the ride.
“Right, so what’s the panic all about?” Josuke asked, as he sat on the couch, one hand slumped over Okuyasu’s shoulders.
“There is a small human coming to visit.” Rohan explained, effectively making the love couple burst out in laughter. Miki didn’t really get it, but Koichi went,
“Rohan… do you mean a child?” He asked, making the couple laugh that much harder.
“Yes! A child! That’s right Koichi!”
Koichi nodded, now understanding the situation somewhat better. “Whose child is it then?” he asked for further clarification, because it was very weird and very alarming that anyone would allow their child close to Rohan. Koichi deeply feared that Rohan would corrupt something as pure as a child in a heartbeat. A mere innuendo or not thought through comment… things like these really affected kids!
“It’s Jotaro’s daughter.” And merely saying it made a grey cloud of doom appear atop Rohan’s head.
There was collective “Ooohh” of understanding in the room, all with their different nuances of sympathy.
“Any ideas on what I should do?” He asked.
“You should buy some cookies!” Mikitaka said, a proud smile on his face. “I don’t know much about human children, but it seems everyone loves cookies.”
“Yeah, kids love sugar!” Okuyasu added, then he turned to Mikitaka. “Those chocolate chip mint ones you carry around are damn good, are you the one making them?”
But Mikitaka only smiled in reply, which was more than a little unsettling for Okuyasu who was remarkably silent after that.
“Mm, alright.. I guess that’s good.” Rohan agreed, tossing the idea in his head.
“You said she was sleeping over right?” Josuke asked, Rohan nodded. “Do you have all the stuff you need… like diapers?”
“She doesn’t wear diapers Josuke! She’s too old for that” Koichi criticized. “You should focus on having clean sheets and a bed… some toys maybe, I don’t know. Oh! And don’t let her sleep with the two of you, I read that older children sleeping with their parents develop some kind of complex.”
Josuke and Rohan looked at Koichi strangely. “Where did you read that?” and then “I’m not one of her parents Koichi.” Rohan added
“Ha ha, right...” Koichi said, suddenly embarrassed he knew so much about kids. “But you know what I mean.. right?”
“Yes, of course I won’t let a little runt into my bed.” The Rohan made a face. “What if she pees?” he said in a low voice, shuddering once they left his mouth.
“Take it easy Rohan, it’s just a child coming to visit for a few days.. I think you’ll live.” Koichi tried.
“I don’t… really think I should interact too much with her.” Rohan responded, and he himself didn’t know the exact reasoning behind that; yet he felt it was true all the same.
Koichi looked away guiltily, he’d been thinking the same thing.
“Well, why don’t you rent some movies to keep her occupied?” Josuke suggested.
“Movies?” he asked “What kind of movies?”
“Take Okuyasu with you and go rent some. He loves children’s movies.” Josuke said as he cracked a teasing grin. This made Okuyasu come back to reality and away from the deep questions that surrounded Mikitaka.
“Yeah! I know all the good ones!” He said proudly.
“And you’re proud of that?” Rohan asked mockingly.
“Because of the adult fear of seeming childish, there is a certain misconception surrounding children’s movies. Many times, but not always, they contain a much deeper plot and an even better message; furthermore, because they cannot rely on crude language and pop culture references to make scenes funny, dialogue becomes much more creative. I love watching children’s movies.” Mikitaka finished, looking around the room beaming like he always did while everyone stared back thinking why did he say all that?
“Well… Alright then. Me and Okuyasu will go then I suppose.” Rohan said, talking a hold of Okuyasu and dragging him out the door.
“Yes, we’ll stay and make sure the house looks nice!” Koichi called after them, responsible as ever; that small teen.
“We should bake some cookies.” Okuyasu overheard Josuke say before Rohan closed the door, and the big question came flooding back and swirled around in his head all the way to the local blockbuster store.
Once there however, a switch flipped for Okuyasu and he explained a great deal of things as he flooded their basket with movies. Soon, in a flurry of VHS tapes they suddenly found themselves by the counter with a stack of 20 movies.
In the car Okuyasu seemed giddy and uncharacteristically shy, it was almost creeping Rohan out. Just as he was about to say something however, Okuyasu went: “You’ll let me borrow some before you return them, right?” a not so dumb smile on his face, though he did seem a bit sheepish as he asked.
“You sly bastard, I should have known.” Rohan said, grinning. Then he sighed. “Sure, have your romantic movie night, I don’t care. Just don’t get me any bills or I’ll come after your ass.”
Okuyasu thanked him, but a blush of embarrassment was clear on his face. Because damn, how had Rohan been able to see through Okuyasu plan on a romantic movie night?
“It’s obvious. That mug of yours is a dead giveaway, you two are so in love it disgusts me. I just can’t believe you’d consider watching superhero movies romantic.”
“It’s romantic as soon as Josuke is involved.” Okuyasu argued, apparently not in the least embarrassed to say that. “And you’re one to talk, sailor moon otaku.”
“How did you know?” Rohan asked. He was somewhat shocked, both at Okuyasu knowing this, but also realizing that sailor moon… it was technically a kid’s show…
“You got figurines in your room man, and sometimes you’ll be doodling the girls.”
Sensing the slightest chance of bonding, Rohan tried carefully and asked. “Have you.. watched the show?”
Okuyasu laughed long and hard, “No way! That show’s… well, not really for me.” He even mumbled something that Rohan couldn’t understand and laughed at himself.
“Hey hey, are you making fun of me?” Rohan asked, getting angrier by the second. “Maybe I’ll show Jolyne Sailor Moon instead of your 3rd rate shit movies.”
“Oh it’s on! We’ll see what she prefers!” Okuyasu barked back excitedly, he was confident his tastes would win this battle.
~
Back in the house, cookies had magically been conjured up and the whole house smelled amazing. This boosted Rohan’s confidence, he could receive her now no problem. This crib was ready!
Koichi glanced at his wristwatch. “Alright, I guess we’ll leave now. Good luck Rohan.” He said as he picked up his bag.
Rohan paled. “No!” He cried out before his friends could even move a muscle. Feeling awkward at his loud and sudden outburst, Rohan adjusted his clothes. “Stay; why don’t you?” he asked very stiffly.
“Rohan, you can’t be serious.” Josuke deadpanned.
“Please?” Rohan tried and the students fell back on the sofa with a sigh.
“How exciting.” Mikitaka added from where he was seated, he hadn’t even gotten up.
~
“We should play some cool music for when she comes here, she needs to think we’re cool Josuke.” Okuyasu explained very seriously to his boyfriend.
“Who are you trying to impress? It’s just a little girl, she probably has shit taste in music.”
“Do you have any Queen albums Rohan?” Okuyasu asked, completely ignoring Josuke who clicked his tongue.
“I got better things to do than stay here and babysit, also aren’t we too many? Jesus.”
Rohan glared at the teen, then turned to Okuyasu. “Yeah, they’re upstairs. The radio is in the kitchen though.” And Okuyasu departed immediately on his quest for cool music.
Not one minute passed, Josuke had a cookie in his mouth, Rohan was looking in the mirror and Miki was reading a manga he’d brought with him; music started playing, majestic Queen, and right when Okuyasu came back and threw himself on the couch: the door opened.
A little girl wearing a green onesie and yellow rain boots stood in the doorway. She had buns and pink highlights in her hair, very complexly done, she was holding her much larger father’s hand and also a big dolphin plush.
“I love this song!” she told the room, stars in her eyes.
~
“Wow, children sure are small.” Rohan said as father and daughter went up to say hello. As he bent down to introduce himself, the little girl stopped him, then gave his father a signal, Jotaro nodded with robotic understanding and soon she was riding on one of his shoulders.
She looked thoughtful, “Maybe that’s too high.” She said, then made another signal and now sat on the platform her father created in front of his chest. “That’s better, you’re really short mister.” She told Rohan.
Rohan rose a single well-trimmed eyebrow at her insolence; he was amused. “You’re one to talk shorty, who’s the one riding on daddy’s arms?” He barked back. Jotaro frowned slightly at the tone Rohan was using, but Jolyne just smiled brightly.
“Are you jealous?” She asked, boyish cheekiness written all over her face.
“You know I am.” He said and winked effectively making Jolyne giggle.
Wow, handling children was easier than he thought…. But then again, few things were ever difficult for the great Rohan Kishibe. Rohan almost puffed like a proud peacock, he knew he was great but children? His greatness really had no limits.
“My name is Jolyne.” She said extending her tiny hand towards Rohan. “Like the song.”
Rohan accepted her hand and shook it formally. “Rohan, no songs attached.”
“Who are the other ones?” She whispered into her father’s ear, after all, she had only been informed that she would be meeting the mangaka this afternoon. However, In lieu of responding immediately, Jotaro walked on over to Josuke who was sitting on the couch.
“This here is your great uncle Josuke.” He told her.
“Great Uncle?” she asked, furrowing her eyes in suspicion, Josuke didn’t really know what to say to that so he just smiled awkwardly at her. Then her suspicions seemed to fade and transformed into an inspecting gaze, then suddenly she changed and started beaming. “I love your hair great uncle Josuke!” She had stars in her eyes again now that she fully regarded the coolness of her new family member.
This immediately made Josuke get up from his seat. “You got good tastes miss Jolyne.” Then he extended his hand and a as Jolyne extended her own, Josuke turned it and kissed it instead; even going to far as to bowing gallantly. Jolyne giggled again and Josuke grinned proudly before he turned to present Okuyasu.
“This here is Okuyasu.” Okuyasu waved a happy hello but didn’t get up from the sofa. “He’s my boyfriend.” He told her simply,
Jolyne waved back at Okuyasu but then turned to Josuke again. “You have a boyfriend already uncle Josuke?” Josuke noted that she was quick to loose the “great” in great uncle, but that was probably for the best anyways, it was a bit of a unnecessary mouthful anyway.
“Sure do.” He told her.
“Woww, just like daddy!”
Josuke smiled and then turned in another direction “That over there is Koichi, he’s our friend.” Josuke said, gesturing towards the teen who was waving from the corner.
“Oh! Is he my age?” she asked, suddenly excited. This made the lovebirds and Rohan burst into laughter.
“He’s in the same class as Josuke.” Jotaro told Jolyne while the room laughed.
She nodded in understanding but felt no embarrassment at her question, after all, he did look her age. Then Jolyne spotted something and blushed, she whisper-asked very closely to Jotaro’s ear: “Who’s that over there?”
Jotaro turned towards Mikitaka who was watching the living room silently with a small smile playing on his lips.
“That’s Mikitaka, he’s another friend from school. Want to say hello?” Jotaro asked her.
Jolyne shook her head wildly, her braid hitting Jotaro in the a few times face.
“Alright then.” He said, putting her on the floor, Jotaro didn’t especially appreciate the hair whip anyways.
The afternoon passed into night. They all had lunch together and watched two different movies, a Ninja Turtles one and a Spiderman one. Following the Spiderman movie Jolyne had gone absolutely crazy all she wanted to do was draw picture of Spiderman and pretend she could spew web from her wrists.
Okuyasu had given Rohan a look of utter pride in his tastes and Rohan had rolled his eyes in response. Sure, movies had been a pretty damn great idea.
The first to leave was Koichi, he took one glance at his watch and almost cursed, he said he had some things to do and then ran out the door. The next to leave was Mikitaka, who received a call and then excused himself; not even saying who the caller was, where he was going or why.
This left the dynamic duo, Rohan, Jotaro and Jolyne. The five of them watched another movie together, but after that Okuyasu and Josuke left, saying they would of course be back tomorrow to hang out.
It was dinner time and Jolyne and Rohan were discussing what kind of takeout they should order.
“I know there is some really good Indian food two towns away, it’ll take a while to get here but I can make it happen.”
Jolyne shook her head frantically “Indian makes daddy smell for weeks.” She told him.
Rohan’s eyes widened at that and he cast a smooth glance in Jotaro’s direction.
“Yare yare..” He said as he pulled his hat further down.
Rohan merely grinned, but then returned to Jolyne.
“What about Italian?” She asked.
“No Italian.” Jotaro said simply, quickly composing himself.
Jealousy at it’s finest, Rohan thought to himself.
Of course Rohan had told Jotaro about the incident with the Italian, and putting it mildly, his eyes looked like they could kill. It was almost as if a shadow appeared on his face; how very dramatic.
Rohan had felt happy about the jealousy, but also scared on Tonio’s behalf….aaaand there was also the fact that Rohan still very much liked the food there; he didn’t know exactly how long he’d be able to tolerate this..
Jolyne pouted at her father; but to no avail.
“Then me and Rohan will cook.” She said, not even waiting for a reply as she took Rohan’s hand and led him to the kitchen.
“I’ll have you know little girl; I can’t cook at all.”
Jolyne said nothing.
“Can… you cook?” He tried.
Then the girl turned and faced him, a sly grin on her face. “No.” she told him. “When he eats our food, then we’ll be allowed to get Italian for sure!”
Rohan was impressed at her sneakiness. “I like your style little lady.” He purposefully changed it form little girl to little lady, he knew it would make her that much more happier. He’d noticed that Jolyne quite liked to think she was an adult like the rest of them.
Eventually they did get the Italian food they wanted, but not from Tonio. Jotaro went out and bought ingredients and made it himself.
“I must say though, this is very very good, but Thai is your forte. Now why is that?” Rohan asked, but Jotaro just shrugged, the ever-silent man.
After dinner, Jotaro sent Jolyne off to go brush her teeth. Rohan was sitting on the sofa reading a book. Jotaro lifted Rohan’s legs that covered the length of the sofa, then he sat down and put the legs on top of his lap.
“There was something I really wanted to say back then; at the beach.” Jotaro started, mindlessly caressing Rohan’s legs.
“Mm?” Rohan acknowledged as he read his book.
“When you said ‘I love you and you love me’.” This caught Rohan’s attention and he took his eyes off his book to look at Jotaro. “I wanted to add to what you said with ‘and we were meant to be’.”
If Rohan had been drinking water he would have probably sprayed the contents inside his mouth all over Jotaro, thankfully Rohan was not, in fact, drinking water, and Jotaro had the pleasure of remaining dry.
“Oh my God, what?” Rohan asked, not believing what he was hearing. Then he burst into laughter.
“See I knew you would react like that. That’s why I didn’t say it.”
Rohan couldn’t believe it. “If only people knew what a sap you are.” Rohan teased.
“You always call me a sap, how about calling me a romantic instead.” Jotaro asked, and only the trained ear, knew that he was a little whiny when he said that.
Rohan smiled softly at that and left the book on his lap as he bent over towards Jotaro. He cupped his boyfriend face in his hand, running his thumb across his cheekbone, looking longingly into his eyes, he kissed him lightly, and then, “You’re such a sap.” He told him, looking at Jotaro entirely too challengingly.
Jotaro was amused, but he kept a stern look on his face as he turned to punish Rohan with a tickle attack. Not many knew this, well actually, only Jotaro knew this, but Rohan was ticklish beyond belief. Rohan had contently kept it a secret; but now those days were over, and to Rohan’s big great horror in the laughing and flailing, Rohan snorted… like a little piglet.
Jotaro’s eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and in his amazement ceased the tickling. Rohan’s face quickly grew redder and redder as he realized the noise he had uttered, but just to make matters much worse, Jolyne had apparently been standing in the doorway all along.
“It’s a piglet! He’s a piglet daddy!” She said as she ran over to try her own hand at tickling the embarrassed mangaka.
Rohan wasn’t ticklish when Jolyne tried, she was far to clumsy; it was more like she was pinching him.
Jolyne proceed to call him piglet and make mocking “oink” sounds until she was forced to go the f*ck to sleep.
Tired, Rohan and Jotaro decided on taking a break on their recent sex-spree in favor of morality; there was a little girl in the house after all.
Rohan was lying on the bed, all sexy in Jotaro’s oversized shirt, and Jotaro was taking his shirt off. When he first moved in Rohan had noted that Jotaro wore a full pajama set every night whilst Rohan most of the time went commando or underwear and t-shirt. Rohan had made a note of bullying Jotaro into saying goodbye to the pajama shirt, just so he could feel how ripped Jotaro was when they spooned. It was freaking bliss. Rohan was pleased to see Jotaro had promptly followed Rohan’s wishes.
Then Jotaro looked over at Rohan and as their eyes met Rohan tapped the bed invitingly, Jotaro went in obediently.
Rohan took Jotaro’s hat off and sat it on the night table. How on earth can someone merge with a hat the way Jotaro had? It’s like a body part or something… Sometimes the man even “accidentally” went in the shower with it.
Rohan ran his fingers lovingly through the hair and messaged his skull, something which sometimes even elected whimpers from the large man. He really loved it when Rohan did that. Perhaps it was due to the neglect it had undergone for so many years beneath this parasitic hat… sheesh.
“I like her.” Rohan finally said, Jotaro with his head by his chest.
Jotaro already had his eyes closed in relaxed pleasure. “She likes you too… a lot.” Jotaro cracked one eye open and regarded Rohan “You’re already plotting things against me.” He closed it again when Rohan merely grinned in response.
“I was really nervous you know.” Rohan admitted after a while, Jotaro humming in acknowledgement. “I was afraid of… what she might say or.. how she might feel about me… about us,” Jotaro hummed again.
Then Rohan suddenly stopped running his fingers through Jotaro’s hair, lost in thought. “Technically speaking, I took her mothers place… she should hate me… Do you think she secretly does?”
Jotaro grabbed Rohan’s hand gently and motioned for it to continue what it was doing, “No.” he told him simply.
“Well that’s stupid.” Rohan said, his massaging less gentle than usual. “I would hate me if I were her.”
“Don’t be an idiot Rohan.” He said, and in this instance his lack of follow-up really irked Rohan, but then for once, there actually was a follow-up. “Me and Michelle have never kissed and never had sex other than that one time, I kinda think Jolyne grew up accustomed to fact that we were just friends. Michelle also told her as much, I did too.... Moreover, Michelle has had a few boyfriends over the years.”
Rohan’s eyes widened, then he flicked Jotaro’s forehead, making the man flinch and go, very monotonously, “ow”.
“You could have told me that before dammit!” Rohan said, visibly angered. Rohan thought he had been the other one, the one leading the husband astray and into the sin of betrayal. Rohan thought he had been a horrible seductress on par with a she-devil! “And here I was think I was the one that screwed your marriage over.”
“The marriage was only a formality.” Jotaro told Rohan, then he looked up at him, eyes expectant.
Rohan sighed and continued massaging his skull. “You could have saved me some anxiety Jotaro, say things like that alright.”
Jotaro opened his eyes again, and then puckered his lips like a stupid fish. Rohan rolled his eyes but went along with it, bending over he kissed him, a light peck on the lips.
“I forgive you.” Rohan told him. “Though I really shouldn’t.”
~
Rohan woke up alone. He usually always woke up alone, so he wasn’t surprised.
What was surprising though, was the heavenly smell in the air. Rohan rubbed his eyes, put his slippers and his morning robe on and walked downstairs.
He could hear someone humming something as he walked down, and as he got closer, he could make out the song.
“Oh what a beautiful morning~ Oh what a beautiful day~”
Rohan walked into the kitchen and there stood Jotaro, the singer in question. He was clad in the apron Rohan had bought for him (it said kiss the cook in red cursive letters) and he was flipping some amazing looking pancakes in the air.
Apparently Jotaro had heard Rohan coming down the stairs, because the moment he appeared in the doorway he waved him over.
However, he did not stop singing. “I got a wonderful feeeeeeeeling~”
Jotaro wrapped his free hand around Rohan’s middle, and Rohan got a deep sniff of the sweet vanilla smell of fresh pancakes.
He looked up at Jotaro.
“Everything’s going my way~~”
Jotaro sang; both smiled at each other. Rohan considered a comment about the cheesiness of it all but the moment was just too sweet and gentle for that. The vanilla smell in the air, the man, whose face was still but eyes full of love. Rohan had never felt so light...
They ended the song with a loving kiss, a promise of many more to come.
Le Fin
BONUS CONTENT FROM YUNA-SAMA (me) -- FEEL FREE TO SKIP --
I wanted to share with you guys the 3 original outlines i had for this story, bc i personally think they're hilarious. Especially after having written the actual thing.
This here is the first one. It consisted of headcanons, mostly inspired by, what was at the time, the very minimal amount of jotahan things on tumblr. Then it sort of evolves into plot ideas, anyways you'll see what i mean..
- Jotaro wears terrible sweaters with dolphins and weird marine patterns. He gets them from his mother who, ever since he said he wanted to be a marine biologist, decided that giving him marine related sweaters were the best possible idea ever.
- Rohan likes to buy Jotaro high quality tight fitting black shirt that really showcases his muscles underneath. He also buys him other fashionable things.
- Jotaro argues that he was very fashionable when he was younger, Rohan just sighs.
- Rohan develops an interest in drawing marine life because of the way Jotaro enjoys talking about it.
- Rohan gets jealous really easily.
- Rohan likes to trail Jotaro’s defined muscles, claiming that its for artistic research purposes. Jotaro secretly thinks this is hilarious.
- Their sex life is actually pretty mundane. Rohan sometimes teases him calling him an old man.
- Rohan was the one that came onto Jotaro. Then Jotaro wanted to flirt back but he is horrible, HORRIBLE.
- Rohan loves drinking wine. ALL the damn time. Jotaro likes coffee.
- Jotaro had a suspicion that he was gay when he was younger because of Kakyoin, then Kak died so it kinda went away, then he impregnated a woman and he knew he had fucked up, cause now he was pretty sure he was gay. He was still pretty happy to have a daughter tho.
- Jolyne visits the gang in Duwang and gets to spend some time with them each. Josuke later learns that Jolyne has a mad crush on Mikitaka.
- Josuke and Okuyasu are an item. Okuyasu is a fucking gift to humanity and Josuke is seen swooning and with love eyes a fair couple of times. They haven’t even kissed yet, they just hold hands n shit.
- It’s Josuke that introduces Rohan to Jotaro after learning what Rohan’s types is and that fact that Jotaro fitted perfectly (Jotaro is basically a peace offering (Josuke just wants to make friends <3))
- Jotaro will not wear socks.
- Okuyasu and Josuke have a fight and give each other the silent treatment, Koichi is having none of it, so he smashes their heads (see. Lips) together.
lol, pretty stupid shit right there. You'll notice, of course that most of this wasn't implemented in the fic, that's because this was written some time before i actually began the fic :P well hey, maybe i'll use this in another fic, who the fuck really knows.
Onto the second one! this once is more detailed as you'll notice and it covers the conflict thing because i always need a pretty good overview on the conflic part of my fics otherwise i go off the rails:
Plot development from now on:
Rohan goes bananas, cause he’s super hurt about this (he was in love with jota after all) and he takes it out on Josuke who comes to help him. He yells about how the Joestar family line is fucking insane, how Jotaro is a closet gay that knocked up a woman and won’t take responsibility and about how Josuke’s mother fell in love with a dying geezer and had sex with him. How Josuke was clearly in love with a fucking retard and so on and so on.
Josuke is suuuuuuuper hurt, like you can’t see how much he brakes.
Rohan can’t believe he said what he said so he runs the fuck away from there, taking his car with him. (effectively forcing the guys to take several buses home)
Rohan won’t open the door for anyone, he hates himself for what he said and completely isolates himself.
A strange kid come knocking on his door one day, yes, it’s Mikitaka. He is here to sell chocolate mint cookies. The kid won’t go the fuck away, so eventually Rohan buys some cookies but Mikitaka invites himself in for a cup of coffee.
Rohan is pretty pissed, but he makes some coffee nonetheless. Then Mikitaka says he doesn’t like coffee as he goes around looking through Rohan’s shit, praising the ever-loving fuck out of his art. Eventually Rohan successes in throwing him out but the kid just shows up everyday, reading through the manga every time he comes over. At some point it because natural, or maybe Rohan just reached the point where he doesn’t give a lot of fucks.
Then Mikitaka starts telling Josuke about Rohan, and Josuke is like whaaaat he let you in? and Mikitaka was like yeah man course’
So Josuke comes over and maybe he’s a little jealous coes Miki has been coming over so much but he fucking busts the door open, effectively braking it and has a man to man talk with Rohan. Telling him about how mad he was and whatever, and how afraid and sad he was of loosing his friend. Then they talk shit about Jotaro, but then Josuke points out how sad and broken Jotaro was and how he completely changed and whatever.
Rohan asks if he’s still in Morioh
But nah, jota is gone he’s in F,lorida again, solving things with his wife and whatever.
He comes back the next year together with Jolyne who he takes over to meet grandma holly.
Then he goes over to Rohan and solves things with, a lot of apologies and other shit goes down and eventually there is sweet sweet loving for DAYS.
Jolyne comes to Morioh to meet the gang, and she gets a crush on Mikitaka for some reason. The three stay in Rohan’s house for the most part, but Jolyne likes to sleep in different houses. Like josus, okus, mikis, and some other people here and there. So the adults have a lot of alone time together to spice life up.
Then Jolyne goes back home and jota asks if he can stay with Rohan.
At first rohan is like yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees but then hes like whaaaat? N’ your daughter? You just gon leave her in florida? Nuh-uh
But the jota is like oh shit but her mother is actually coming to live in nihon land next year omigod. Happy ending
Q: oh what a beautiful morning oh what a beautiful day I got a wonderful feeling everything is going my w
LE FIN
Right, so you can see that at the end i went a little retarded. This was written reaaaal late yo'
The third one!! Again, this here is about the same as the second one, but its much less retarded :P some things are different as you'll notice.
Potential plot development:
Rohan comes back
Josuke is already in town
Rohan lashes out at Josuke
Rohan becomes a shut in.
Goes into workaholic mode
Eats some weird shit and pukes it up
He doesn’t want to call koichi because Josuke would have talked to him, so there he lied, fucking dying yo
Rohan is basically vomiting his guts out tho, but then some kid (miki) selling chocolate mint cookies come knocking, and when the door doesn’t open he just walks right in. Sees rohan and saves his life.
Miki starts hanging out, just walking into his house and whatever and tells Josuke
Josuke is sort of jealous and breaks down rohan’s door.
They talk and make up, best friends again. Yuhuu.
Q trash talk of Jotaro, but then also “He’s actually super bumed out yo” from Josuke
But oh shit Jotaro is in florida again. Fuck.
Rohan is sad again : (
Time passes and he starts to go back to how he used to be.
One night he goes to Tonio’s to eat dinner, but damn son, Tonio tried to get into Rohan’s pants, but no, Rohan is still in love. So he cries and is sad again. (rohan is an emotional man)
That night he takes a walk by the ocean and holy shit, Jotaro is bathing in the sea. Swimming around like a champ.
Rohan is sure he’s hallucinating, so for the sake of first hand experience for his manga, Rohan plays along. Rohan walks out onto the pear and talk to jota. It’s super sad at first but jota explains everything.
Jota is now a new man! He decided to come back to japan to live there, cause’ like, Michelle is cool as fuck and speaks jap so she said she’d be up for it. And Jolyne speaks jap cause’ jota only talked that with her (cause his English is horrendous). So yes, Jota has changed into the man he thinks Rohan deserves.
Rohan is like, “I don’t even know you that well dawg”
But jota is like “sprgh! That don’t matter babe. I fucking love yu.”
They make sweet love on the beach, it goes from missionary to riding. And there is all this poetic crap about the moonlight lighting them up n’ shit.
Jota basically moves in with rohan and motherfucking finally they spend enough time together to really get to know each other, geez.
Then goddamn Jolyne visits! Holy shit!
She actually falls in love with Mikitaka, which is all fun and games.
Everything is dandy.
Q jota sing the blessed song, oh what a beautiful morning
Thank you, the end
Yes, thank you indeed. So umm, why did you read this segment?? JK dude, if you did you're pretty damn rad. See you around!