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Suga woke up to Daichi’s arms around his waist and his head resting on Asahi’s bicep.
It wasn’t the first time he’s woken up like this – his two best friends have had to sit through multiple grade meltdowns before, and every time he’s fallen asleep crying into Asahi or Daichi’s shoulder, he wakes up encased between the two.
He gently extricated himself from the two – thank goodness they were light sleepers – and slipped off the bed, padding over to Daichi’s table and picking his phone up. A long crack ran across the screen, smaller lines webbing off the bigger one. This was one of his punishments for his abysmal grade – his father had taken his phone and smashed it against the wall, yelling about how it was “distracting him!” and that he “should never have gotten it for him!” (didn’t really make sense, seeing as Suga was rarely on his phone). A weary, soft sigh escaped the silver-haired male as he unlocked it, sifting through his messages.
(TXT) 20:05
Mother: Koushi, dear, come home. Your father’s sorry.
(TXT) 21:10
Mother: Koushi, your food is getting cold.
(TXT) 22:43
Ayane: Oi, you brat. Mom and dad are going off because you ran away.
(TXT) 22:30
Mother: Sugawara Koushi, get home this instant.
(TXT) 23:01
Father: Stay at Sawamura's. Come get your stuff later. You only have a few more months until you’re an adult – until then, you don’t stay with us.
Suga stared in shock at that last text, vision clouding over. Honestly, it was probably for the best he was leaving, the rational part of his brain thought, but he couldn’t believe it – he had just gotten disowned, and over text. Suga must’ve made some noise, because strong, tanned arms snaked around his waist, pulling him against a muscular, sturdy chest.
Must be Asahi.
“You okay, Koushi?” came his deep, rumbling voice, face buried in Suga’s hair. He sucked in a deep breath, letting his phone clatter back down against the table.
“I’m fine, Asahi. Come on, I’m still tired.” Suga knew he wasn’t going to tell Asahi – he knows how Asahi and Daichi feel about his home life, and telling them this right now wouldn’t be good. Asahi, however, was more observant than people believed, and he squeezed the silver-haired male gently, tugging him back to his chest.
“You’re not, Koushi. What’s the matter?”
“I’ll tell you later, Asahi, I promise. I have to tell you and Daichi together.” And with that, Suga managed to pull Asahi back into bed, Daichi automatically pulling the two closer in his sleep. Asahi sighed softly as he draped his arm over the two, pulling the blanket up to cover them again.
“If you say so, Koushi.”
08:31, Saturday
“Third Years”
HOOT HOOT: ok so
HOOT HOOT: i just had the best dream ever
cat daddy: omg yes bro
HOOT HOOT: basically i was still me
HOOT HOOT: but i could talk to owls
HOOT HOOT: and it turns out dream talking owls love to shit talk
HOOT HOOT: esp if its abt oikawa
alienkawa: so rude, kou-chan!!!
cat daddy: kou-chan ?? ?
alienkawa: !!!!!
Hajime: Oi, Shittytooru, I can hear you screaming from my room.
alienkawa: I W A C H A N
dat boi: yall love t o talk
o shit waddup: irme so tired
Hajime: Like you two can talk – you always spam the Seijoh group chat.
HOOT HOOT: u guys have a gc? ??
cat daddy: u actually typed out gc??
alienkawa: not only is iwachan socially inept, hes also tech inept
Hajime: We do have a group chat? And why are you being like this??
dat boi: one of the memiest things hes ever done
o shit waddup: other than watch oikawa get goddam REAMED w a ball and say “get rekt”
dat boi: not the best choice but we’ll take it
Hajime: Assholes.
Hajime: I wonder how the Crows are today?
alienkawa: ! is refreshing-kun ok??
cat daddy: theyre prob still asleep its like 8am
dat boi: or they could be at that hellish morning practice thighs-kun loves to host
alienkawa: “thighs-kun”
dat boi: i don’t see u denying it
cat daddy: i thought i was thigh overlord
o shit waddup: ur thigh prince daichi is thigh overlord
HOOT HOOT: o well im arm overlord
alienkawa: that title belongs to iwachan
Hajime: Don’t drag me into this.
dat boi: id say bokuto is a v close second to good ol hajime
Hajime: Leave me alone.
o shit waddup: when we meet up hajigay and bokuto will arm wrestle
cat daddy: HAJIGAY
Hajime: MFOUTHU KG 1 YOU’RE ON YOUR LAST WARNING
alienkawa: theyre not lying u were so gay for refreshing-kun when u first saw him
Hajime: That’s a goddamn LIE.
cat daddy: Ohoho?
HOOT HOOT: Ohohoho?
Hajime: I just thought he was rather nice-looking. We were first years, Shittytooru.
alienkawa: u always called me for ur gay crises
alienkawa: “tooruuuu hes so preeeetttttyyyyyy”
Hajime: DAMN IT OIKAWA
dat boi: daddy …
o shit waddup: no daddy : ( …
Hajime left “Third Years”
alienkawa added back Hajime to “Third Years”
Hajime left “Third Years”
alienkawa added back Hajime to “Third Years”
Hajime: I’m not getting you SHIT from the bakery for a month, Shittytooru.
Hajime: I don’t even like Sugawara like that.
alienkawa: typed for posterity so refreshing-kun doesn’t think bara iwa has the hots for him
Hajime: Stop calling me that.
dat boi has changed Hajime’s nickname to “bara iwachan”
bara iwachan: You’d better hope none of the Karasuno members see this.
bara iwachan: Damnit, Takahiro.
08:58, Saturday
Sawamura Daichi – Ukai Keishin
Sawamura Daichi: Really sorry, coach, but the third years can’t come today.
Sawamura Daichi: We’ll train extra hard on Monday
Sawamura Daichi: But …
Ukai Keishin: youre lucky ittetsu told me wat happened
Ukai Keishin: get ur asses to practice on monday n u better practice so hard every bone melts into ur bloodstream
Sawamura Daichi: Thank you so much, coach
Ukai Keishin: whatvr
10:42, Saturday
Sawamura Daichi: Morning, everyone!
alienkawa: thighs-kun!
Sawamura Daichi: Um
o shit waddup changed Sawamura Daichi’s nickname to “thighs kun”
thighs kun: Please
bara iwachan: Morning, Sawamura
thighs kun: How do I change this back?
bara iwachan: If I knew, I would’ve changed mine back by now.
thighs kun: Troublesome.
cat daddy: u sounded so much like tsukki i shivevred
HOOT HOOT: TSUKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HOOT HOOT: DADCHI TLL HIM OTO TEXT ME BACK
thighs kun: Tsukishima has explicitly told me to “keep those idiots away from me”.
HOOT HOOT: D:
cat daddy: DD:
alienkawa: daichi ! hows suga-chan
thighs kun: Still asleep. So is Asahi.
thighs kun: Hopefully it’ll be better today. We’ll probably go out to eat today.
alienkawa: oooh we should meet up
bara iwachan: No.
dat boi: damn daddy
o shit waddup: back at it again
dat boi: w the Laying Down the Law
bara iwachan: I should’ve went to Shiratorizawa.
alienkawa: UAHIENEIM
dat boi: HAJIEM
o shit waddup: IWAIZUME HAJIME
alienkawa: UNFOLOED BLOCKED REPORTED UNIINVETED TO MY TEEN QUEENE SWEE T16 BITRHYDAY SUMME RBASH
dat boi: singlehandedly thebest thing hajime has ever said
o shit waddup: screenshotted printed and taped up around the gym
alienkawa left “Third Years”
bara iwachan: If it was this easy, I would’ve said that ages ago.
09:15, Saturday
alienkawa – dat boi
alienkawa: add me back taka-chan
dat boi: call me that one more time boi
alienkawa: >:(
9:17, Saturday
“Third Years”
dat boi added alienkawa back to “Third Years”
bara iwachan: Damn it.
alienkawa: ur dead to me iwachan
thighs kun: Anyway, I’m going to go now.
thighs kun: I’ll get dressed and get the others to head out soon.
alienkawa: bye thighs kun
bara iwachan: Seeya, Sawamura.
dat boi: mmBYE
HOOT HOOT: BYE SYA HI TO SUGA N UR ACE FOR ME
cat daddy: yo bye daichi
o shit waddup: bye dude
13:43, Saturday
$ugaa: hey everyone!
alienkawa: KOU CHAN
HOOT HOOT: WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME
alienkawa: … .
alienkawa: I Have Made A Terrible Mistake
15:21, Saturday
Azumane Asahi sent a photo
dat boi: is ..
HOOT HOOT: M Y CROW OSON
HOOT HOOT: HINATATA
Azumane Asahi: BOTKTUO SAN
HOOT HOOT: MY SON HOW A R U
HOOT HOOT: KENMA WONT GICE ME UR SKYPE WHAT IS IT
Azumane Asahi: !!!!!! ITS tiny-crow-10
HOOT HOOT: AODREBAE
Azumane Asahi: I HAVE TO GO THE THIRD YEARS AR E OMCOING BACK
cat daddy: i love hinata
HOOT HOOT: my son!!!!
Azumane Asahi: Sorry about that!
cat daddy: why were u w shrimp anyway
$ugaa: daichi wanted to take them out missing practice this morning
o shit waddup: what a dad
dat boi: when wil hajime
bara iwachan: No.
dat boi: :(
16:19, Saturday
alienkawa – bara iwachan
alienkawa: don’t think we’re done talking abt kou chan
bara iwachan: Which one?
alienkawa: dumbass u know which one
bara iwachan: I’m afraid I have no idea what you are talking about. Please try again later.
alienkawa: DAMMIT IM KILLING HIRO N ISSEI
