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THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM

Chapter 3: kou-chan ??!

Summary:

shit keeps hitting the fan, ANOTHER person gets exposed and a surprise guest appearance

Notes:

! i feel like im moving sugas story on too quick oh well can i salvage it lets sure hope so

have fun

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Chapter Text

Suga woke up to Daichi’s arms around his waist and his head resting on Asahi’s bicep.

It wasn’t the first time he’s woken up like this – his two best friends have had to sit through multiple grade meltdowns before, and every time he’s fallen asleep crying into Asahi or Daichi’s shoulder, he wakes up encased between the two.

He gently extricated himself from the two – thank goodness they were light sleepers – and slipped off the bed, padding over to Daichi’s table and picking his phone up. A long crack ran across the screen, smaller lines webbing off the bigger one. This was one of his punishments for his abysmal grade – his father had taken his phone and smashed it against the wall, yelling about how it was “distracting him!” and that he “should never have gotten it for him!” (didn’t really make sense, seeing as Suga was rarely on his phone). A weary, soft sigh escaped the silver-haired male as he unlocked it, sifting through his messages.

 

(TXT) 20:05

Mother: Koushi, dear, come home. Your father’s sorry.

 

(TXT) 21:10

Mother: Koushi, your food is getting cold.

 

(TXT) 22:43

Ayane: Oi, you brat. Mom and dad are going off because you ran away.

 

(TXT) 22:30

Mother: Sugawara Koushi, get home this instant.

 

(TXT) 23:01

Father: Stay at Sawamura's. Come get your stuff later. You only have a few more months until you’re an adult – until then, you don’t stay with us.

Suga stared in shock at that last text, vision clouding over. Honestly, it was probably for the best he was leaving, the rational part of his brain thought, but he couldn’t believe it – he had just gotten disowned, and over text. Suga must’ve made some noise, because strong, tanned arms snaked around his waist, pulling him against a muscular, sturdy chest.

Must be Asahi.

“You okay, Koushi?” came his deep, rumbling voice, face buried in Suga’s hair. He sucked in a deep breath, letting his phone clatter back down against the table.

“I’m fine, Asahi. Come on, I’m still tired.” Suga knew he wasn’t going to tell Asahi – he knows how Asahi and Daichi feel about his home life, and telling them this right now wouldn’t be good. Asahi, however, was more observant than people believed, and he squeezed the silver-haired male gently, tugging him back to his chest.

“You’re not, Koushi. What’s the matter?”

“I’ll tell you later, Asahi, I promise. I have to tell you and Daichi together.” And with that, Suga managed to pull Asahi back into bed, Daichi automatically pulling the two closer in his sleep. Asahi sighed softly as he draped his arm over the two, pulling the blanket up to cover them again.

“If you say so, Koushi.”

 

08:31, Saturday

“Third Years”

HOOT HOOT: ok so

HOOT HOOT: i just had the best dream ever

cat daddy: omg yes bro

HOOT HOOT: basically i was still me

HOOT HOOT: but i could talk to owls

HOOT HOOT: and it turns out dream talking owls love to shit talk

HOOT HOOT: esp if its abt oikawa

alienkawa: so rude, kou-chan!!!

cat daddy: kou-chan ?? ?

alienkawa: !!!!!

Hajime: Oi, Shittytooru, I can hear you screaming from my room.

alienkawa: I W A C H A N

dat boi: yall love t o talk

o shit waddup: irme so tired

Hajime: Like you two can talk – you always spam the Seijoh group chat.

HOOT HOOT: u guys have a gc? ??

cat daddy: u actually typed out gc??

alienkawa: not only is iwachan socially inept, hes also tech inept

Hajime: We do have a group chat? And why are you being like this??

dat boi: one of the memiest things hes ever done

o shit waddup: other than watch oikawa get goddam REAMED w a ball and say “get rekt”

dat boi: not the best choice but we’ll take it

Hajime: Assholes.

Hajime: I wonder how the Crows are today?

alienkawa: ! is refreshing-kun ok??

cat daddy: theyre prob still asleep its like 8am

dat boi: or they could be at that hellish morning practice thighs-kun loves to host

alienkawa: “thighs-kun”

dat boi: i don’t see u denying it

cat daddy: i thought i was thigh overlord

o shit waddup: ur thigh prince daichi is thigh overlord

HOOT HOOT: o well im arm overlord

alienkawa: that title belongs to iwachan

Hajime: Don’t drag me into this.

dat boi: id say bokuto is a v close second to good ol hajime

Hajime: Leave me alone.

o shit waddup: when we meet up hajigay and bokuto will arm wrestle

cat daddy: HAJIGAY

Hajime: MFOUTHU KG  1 YOU’RE ON YOUR LAST WARNING

alienkawa: theyre not lying u were so gay for refreshing-kun when u first saw him

Hajime: That’s a goddamn LIE.

cat daddy: Ohoho?

HOOT HOOT: Ohohoho?

Hajime: I just thought he was rather nice-looking. We were first years, Shittytooru.

alienkawa: u always called me for ur gay crises

alienkawa: “tooruuuu hes so preeeetttttyyyyyy”

Hajime: DAMN IT OIKAWA

dat boi: daddy …

o shit waddup: no daddy : ( …

Hajime left “Third Years”

alienkawa added back Hajime to “Third Years”

Hajime left “Third Years”

alienkawa added back Hajime to “Third Years”

Hajime: I’m not getting you SHIT from the bakery for a month, Shittytooru.

Hajime: I don’t even like Sugawara like that.

alienkawa: typed for posterity so refreshing-kun doesn’t think bara iwa has the hots for him

Hajime: Stop calling me that.

dat boi has changed Hajime’s nickname to “bara iwachan”

bara iwachan: You’d better hope none of the Karasuno members see this.

bara iwachan: Damnit, Takahiro.

 

08:58, Saturday

Sawamura Daichi – Ukai Keishin

Sawamura Daichi: Really sorry, coach, but the third years can’t come today.

Sawamura Daichi: We’ll train extra hard on Monday

Sawamura Daichi: But …

Ukai Keishin: youre lucky ittetsu told me wat happened

Ukai Keishin: get ur asses to practice on monday n u better practice so hard every bone melts into ur bloodstream

Sawamura Daichi: Thank you so much, coach

Ukai Keishin: whatvr

 

10:42, Saturday

Sawamura Daichi: Morning, everyone!

alienkawa: thighs-kun!

Sawamura Daichi: Um

o shit waddup changed Sawamura Daichi’s nickname to “thighs kun”

thighs kun: Please

bara iwachan: Morning, Sawamura

thighs kun: How do I change this back?

bara iwachan: If I knew, I would’ve changed mine back by now.

thighs kun: Troublesome.

cat daddy: u sounded so much like tsukki i shivevred

HOOT HOOT: TSUKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

HOOT HOOT: DADCHI TLL HIM OTO TEXT ME BACK

thighs kun: Tsukishima has explicitly told me to “keep those idiots away from me”.

HOOT HOOT: D:

cat daddy: DD:

alienkawa: daichi ! hows suga-chan

thighs kun: Still asleep. So is Asahi.

thighs kun: Hopefully it’ll be better today. We’ll probably go out to eat today.

alienkawa: oooh we should meet up

bara iwachan: No.

dat boi: damn daddy

o shit waddup: back at it again

dat boi: w the Laying Down the Law

bara iwachan: I should’ve went to Shiratorizawa.

alienkawa: UAHIENEIM

dat boi: HAJIEM

o shit waddup: IWAIZUME HAJIME

alienkawa: UNFOLOED BLOCKED REPORTED UNIINVETED TO MY TEEN QUEENE SWEE T16 BITRHYDAY SUMME RBASH

dat boi: singlehandedly thebest thing hajime has ever said

o shit waddup: screenshotted printed and taped up around the gym

alienkawa left “Third Years”

bara iwachan: If it was this easy, I would’ve said that ages ago.

 

09:15, Saturday

alienkawa – dat boi

alienkawa: add me back taka-chan

dat boi: call me that one more time boi

alienkawa: >:(

 

9:17, Saturday

“Third Years”

dat boi added alienkawa back to “Third Years”

bara iwachan: Damn it.

alienkawa: ur dead to me iwachan

thighs kun: Anyway, I’m going to go now.

thighs kun: I’ll get dressed and get the others to head out soon.

alienkawa: bye thighs kun

bara iwachan: Seeya, Sawamura.

dat boi: mmBYE

HOOT HOOT: BYE SYA HI TO SUGA N UR ACE FOR ME

cat daddy: yo bye daichi

o shit waddup: bye dude

 

13:43, Saturday

$ugaa: hey everyone!

alienkawa: KOU CHAN

HOOT HOOT: WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME

alienkawa: … .

alienkawa: I Have Made A Terrible Mistake

 

15:21, Saturday

Azumane Asahi sent a photo

dat boi: is ..

HOOT HOOT: M Y CROW OSON

HOOT HOOT: HINATATA

Azumane Asahi: BOTKTUO SAN

HOOT HOOT: MY SON HOW A R U

HOOT HOOT: KENMA WONT GICE ME UR SKYPE WHAT IS IT

Azumane Asahi: !!!!!! ITS tiny-crow-10

HOOT HOOT: AODREBAE

Azumane Asahi: I HAVE TO GO THE THIRD YEARS  AR E OMCOING BACK

cat daddy: i love hinata

HOOT HOOT: my son!!!!

Azumane Asahi: Sorry about that!

cat daddy: why were u w shrimp anyway

$ugaa: daichi wanted to take them out missing practice this morning

o shit waddup: what a dad

dat boi: when wil hajime

bara iwachan: No.

dat boi: :(

 

16:19, Saturday

alienkawa – bara iwachan

alienkawa: don’t think we’re done talking abt kou chan

bara iwachan: Which one?

alienkawa: dumbass u know which one

bara iwachan: I’m afraid I have no idea what you are talking about. Please try again later.

alienkawa: DAMMIT IM KILLING HIRO N ISSEI

Notes:

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im thirsy for them reviews hmu i have no other social media to talk on

Notes:

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also if it wasnt clear akaashi n oikawa are cis they both just love skirts

this is TRASH and i hope u enjoy it

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