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During their travels through time, Raimon meets a lot of new players and more importantly, a lot more colorful personalities. Gouenji just wishes it wasn’t him dealing with the aftermath of said personalities.
Thus the rule book grew ever larger.
- Going back in time to cheat on exams is strictly forbidden.
(What a waste — Kishibe
Just study — Aphrodi)
- Going forward in time to cheat on exams is not allowed.
(But Biology… — Kishibe
If you can put that much effort into cheating, you can study for it — Haruna)
- Using Mixi Max to win an eating contest is not allowed.
(Nishiki! — Gouenji
How did you even explain the change in appearance? — Taiyou
I think everyone was too busy gawking at the stack of plates to notice — Hamano
It was a measly forty-five — Midori
Measly? You try eating that much — Nishiki
You don’t talk about a lady’s diet, you dimwit — Midori
When I see a lady, I’ll be sure to remember — Nishiki)
- Using Keshin Armed to fistfight is not allowed.
(Tsurugi, Hakuryuu, please — Gouenji
It was his fault! — Hakuryuu
You started it — Tsurugi
You guys already broke the bridge. Put a sock in it — Aoi)
- Time traveling to bully Kageyama Reiji is forbidden.
(It was kinda funny though — Fei
What was that about disruptions again? — Gouenji
Let the kids have fun — Fudou
Why was Hikaru with you guys? — Kidou
He was leading the charge — Midori
Kidou-san, you didn’t tell me my uncle was that mean — Hikaru)
- Diving into a tornado will not give you a Mixi Max.
(You’ll only give yourself a concussion — Aoi
I think a concussion is getting off lightly — Gouenji
It worked for Zanark! — Amagi
Zanark is also the biggest wanted criminal of all time. Literally — Midori)
- Time traveling to Mixi Max with anyone is forbidden.
(Quit creating parallel worlds — Gouenji
It’s fine, the core timeline will just fix itself — Fei
At least I got a Mixi Max with Kongming — Hakuryuu
I feel betrayed — Taiyou)
- Eating Kinako’s Grilled Mochi Screw is not allowed.
(If you want food poisoning so much, just ask for Endou’s lunch — Gouenji
Please, never let Natsumi catch you saying that — Endou)
- Using hissatsus to create mega structures for the cultural festival is not allowed.
(Whoever put that One Night Castle there, it’s been a week — Gouenji
So, it’s a One Week Castle now? — Nishiki
I don’t care. Send it back — Gouenji
We don’t know how! — Hayami)
- Citing “That one time I met Nobunaga” as a source on your history test/assignment/project is not allowed.
(Your failing grade will be considered entirely your fault — Haruna)
- Asking Saru to start another war to get out of school is forbidden.
(He will do it and it will be considered your fault — Gouenji)
- Using Kongming to score well on exams is not allowed.
(Enough said.)
- If you give Tsurugi a katana, the consequences will be yours to bear.
(It wasn’t that bad — Tsurugi
You cut a soccer ball in half — Sangoku
By mistake! — Tsurugi
Tenma and Coach haven’t stopped crying since — Shinsuke)
- Time traveling to see a “cool dinosaur” is not allowed.
(If it eats you, it will be ruled as suicide — Gouenji
Why does Raimon get all the fun? — Kurosaki)
- Taking Tsurugi back in time to relive the “good old days” is not allowed.
(He still hasn’t come out of hiding — Aoi
It was funny though! — Kariya
Leave me alone! — Tsurugi)
- Mixi Max with each other is not allowed.
(You guys are bad enough separated — Gouenji
And we have to fix the Inazuma Tower because of Yukimura and Hakuryuu — Shirosaki)
- Calling Mixi Max a “fusion dance” is not allowed.
(Wondeba hasn’t stopped crying yet — Fei
Sorry! — Tenma)
- Stop traveling to fictional worlds.
(Pirates of the Caribbean was wild — Taiyou
Don’t you dare sully the name of Jack Sparrow! — Namikawa
That old salt is twice the sailor you ever will be, you landlubber! — Namikawa
I don’t even know what that means — Taiyou
Namikawa, that wasn’t an invitation to start talking — Hyoudou
Say that to my face you lilylivered shark bait! — Namikawa
Okay, but whoever put Kirino-senpai in Sleeping Beauty is a genius — Kariya
Nice. We put Yukimura in Snow White — Hakuryuu
If your friends kill you, I will just claim plausible deniability — Endou
That’s not how it works — Kidou
We can rule it an assisted suicide though — Midori)
- Going back in time to stop Newton from discovering gravity is not allowed.
(But Physics… — Shinsuke
Maybe if you didn’t sleep in class, it wouldn’t be so difficult — Shindou
Like you’re one to judge someone’s sleeping habits — Kirino
Physics was always just a suggestion anyway — Tsurugi)
- Going back in time pretending to be Aliea Gakuen is not allowed.
(I call upon my right inheritance — Kariya
Yeah, no — Hiroto
It is my heritage! — Kariya)
- Making a bunch of elementary school kids your “subjects” is not allowed.
(Tenma — Endou
Okay, that was the last person I expected — Kishibe
Same. I was expecting Shindou — Taiyou
I didn’t think they’d actually believe I’m kind of King Arthur! — Tenma
Why me though? — Shindou)
- Daring Fei to eat raw meat while Mixi Maxed is not allowed.
(Three days and he still has food poisoning — Endou
He accepted it — Kariya
That’s so mean! — Kinako)
- Time traveling to bust Zanark out of prison is not allowed.
(Guys, don’t do illegal stuff — Endou
But he’s a teammate! — Tenma
Good point — Endou
Endou, don’t agree with them! — Kidou
But it’s true! — Endou
#Justice4Zanark — Nishiki
I am not your friend — Zanark
Sure, buddy — Nishiki)
- Going back in time to stop Tsurugi from joining the Fifth Sector is not allowed.
(Stop altering the timeline — Gouenji
That was like a fever dream — Aoi
So many club members… — Tenma
Yeah, Tsurugi was smiling — Kariya
Want to say that to my face? — Tsurugi
Oh, so this is why Tsurugi has been Death Swording Kariya all day — Shindou
If only this day could last forever — Kirino)
- Taiyou and Kinako are not to be left unsupervised.
(So much destruction… — Aoi
I didn’t know it was possible to set water on fire — Hyoudou
It was pretty easy actually — Kinako
You and Taiyou are supposed to be in the corner of shame reflecting on your actions — Kidou
Fine, fine — Kinako)
- Fei is not allowed to supervise Taiyou and Kinako.
(Fei, we sent you there to keep an eye on them — Tenma
Did you really think that would work? — Shindou
Whatever they were doing looked fun! — Fei
After amassing thirty million yen in property damage, you still think that? — Kidou
Yeah! — Fei
I think I just saw Gouenji’s soul leave his body — Endou
Take a selfie with it — Fudou)
- Fudou is not allowed to supervise the destruction children.
(But he bought us ice cream! — Taiyou
Who even left them with you? — Kidou
Don’t remember but I blame them — Fudou)
- Waving around Sword of the King is not a good way to captain.
(Only I’m supposed to make the rules! — Gouenji
My players were in danger — Endou
But you wanted me to make everyone behave! — Tenma
And it’s less paperwork! — Gouenji
I think I was scarred for life — Kariya
We should do this more often — Kirino)
- Racing Zanark across the time stream with the caravan is not allowed.
(How do you even know that? You weren’t there — Fei
I have my ways — Gouenji
It’s just the Time Bracelet he hasn’t returned yet — Kidou)
- Using Rejoice for the Country to create a theatre performance is not allowed.
(I’m just curious about how everyone other than Shinsuke turned into ink drawings — Kidou
Don’t ask. They’ll take it as a challenge — Gouenji)
- Time Traveling to keep practicing indefinitely is not allowed.
(Tenma, go to sleep — Shindou
But my God Wind is so much more consistent — Tenma
If Raimon is getting special future ways to train, so are we — Yukimura
Raimon always gets all the cool toys — Taiyou
Taiyou, you were there with them — Hyoudou
Was I? — Taiyou
You cheeky little… — Isozaki)
- No bringing fictional characters into the real world.
(How did you even accomplish that? — Gouenji
We just reversed the time-dimension warp principles — Fei
What? — Midori
I still can’t get over the fact that Amagi was surprisingly great friends with Caspar — Kurumada
You got to meet Caspar? — Mahoro
I’ll introduce you some time — Amagi
No! — Gouenji)
- Going back in time to mess with Helper X is not allowed.
(Unless you have supervision. Then go wild — Gouenji
Gouenji, you’re supposed to be responsible! — Hibiki
No, no, keep going. This is fun — Fei)
- Quit trying to smuggle Shuu out of God Eden.
(We don’t know how his afterlife works. It could hurt him — Gouenji
He seemed like he was having fun — Tenma
And it’s Shuu. Not even death could keep him for long — Hakuryuu)
- Truth and Dare is banned in all soccer clubs.
(How do you guys keep getting hurt? — Aoi
They’re soccer players — Haruna
It comes with the job description — Endou)