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Summer 85’, but shit is different yk? Mike wasn’t necessarily dating El like tbh they know shit if they’re dating or nah so prolly nah arono, so he was like hella confused yk. Lucas went somewhere because his parents forced him so or something, Dustin was yy he was at the camp crazy shit happening there but anyway as for Will he was with Mike because he doesn’t have more friends, kinda lame but hella relatable shit man. My wisdom tooth is coming out and it’s not gay however it hurts hella bad dude.
“Hii Willll:3333hihiiihihii:33333333”
Will stared at his friend like he was crazy, because he was crazy or like they were crazy together or something, but Mike was crazier now. But Will was also hella hella impressed yk it’s like mental how Mike can say say ‘:3’ because it’s not usual for humans to do but like Mike can so yeah he can.
Will didn’t answer, he just stared at Mike, nothing weird tho, no homo.
Mike also was looking at Will, more at his lips tho, but Will got used to it, because damn Mike did that a lot so uh he not gay or anything he just like there igig.
Maybe Will was thinking like that about some seconds ago, but now damn Mike calm down Will’s lips ain’t going anywhere yk just talk to him I swear to god, no wonder Lucas ain’t there if I would have to spend time with two like that I would also Arono do anything other than that.
“Hello hello so like Will haha wanna uh go anywhere idkk my basement because yyy there aren’t much people here and haha we would have privacy:D”
“Why are you like talking with emoticons (or whatever the name is)?” Will asked.
Mike shrugged his shoulders and dragged Will to go somewhere, so they went uh… went somewhere.
“The hell are we”
Mike was hella confused now ig.
“No idea, you dragged us here,”
“Yea, but I have no idea.”
Mike went like hmm and did the thinking monkey pose and shrugged his shoulders again. And then some random voice burped like yyuooa, but it was yk like cool and shit.
There were at a place, a very very like placey place, I mean it totally exist and shit but it’s just y there yeah.
„Ye so let’s go y maybe to my basement instead, like no reason for that I totally don’t wanna like y nvm I don’t wanna do anything weird, but like in my basement we learnt about d&d and it was cool and so many cool things happen and yk we had great time there so something also cool might happen here”
„You also will make me feel like shit there with Lucas”
Will was looking at Mike with that one face Ellie from the last of us did like the smirk yk.
„But like it didn’t happen so it’s like ok”
They went to Mikes basement and it was cool.
Actually they were sitting on a couch on both edges bc no homo they ain’t gay like it’s delusional to think they may be. Will like is totally in love with Robin now.
„Who’s Robin, dude the hell”
„Why are you taking to nothing Will” Mike asked „like mother like son”
This little comedian joked or smth dont know don’t care, he got it from his cousin ig, anyway like Will is absolutely in love with robin and vice versa and they fixed each other and now they’re straight and it’s cool bc it’s cool. And Mike loves El yk like he told her he loves her, uhh like 3 times and it’s hella romantic and he kissed her haha.
„Will I think I am in love with you”
„Damn crazy shit” Will answered nonchalantly.
„Can now we play d&d”
Mike kissed Will
„Holy moly dude”
„Ayo we kissed man”
Mike said while junko posing
„Hell yeah”
„Hell yeah”
Will’s smile dropped and Mike got kinda scared yk.
„I’m a little cold.”
Mike looked at him confused with a ‚what’ written on his face, whether literally or not you decide.
„He likes it cold.”
Mike gasped. Holy macaroni it can’t be true, damnnnn. Then he was like uh wthhhh bc he wasn’t in his basement, but instead in some crazy ass place like some random ahh vines all over and it’s all dark and crazy.
„Hello Micheal.” some random aah weird dude said to Wheelly
„What the helly hell man”
Mike hit the thinking monkey pose again.
Then suddenly out of nowhere Will slapped him like hella hard and he was again in the placey place.
„What the fuck Mike???”
„Yyyyyyyyyyyy”
Mike once again hit the monkey emote
„Have we likee…….. kissed maybe… in my haha basement..??? If we didn’t ignore everything I said.” Said Mike
„What?”
Will's pure confusion was understandable, bc like what the hell. Why in any gods name would Mike the MIke Mikey Mike Wheeler ask him if they kiseed?
Now they fr went into Mike’s basement as they tried to understand what happened.
Will sat down on the couch on one side, however Mike was considering two options, now holy shitt dudes he ain’t hitting the emote this time, either he sits on the other side or like hella close. He did the second thing. Will looked confused at the other half of the couch that wasn’t taken by anybody, but he wasn’t necessarily mad or anything, cuz yk holy moly it’s Mike.
„But like… nah we didn’t kiss..” Will answered quite late.
„Damn,” Mike answered „then ig I seem crazy haha”
„You kinda do, but it’s like okay”
They were sitting in Mike’s basement for like 3 hours doing nothing or something. Then Mike stood up and did a back flip and sat down at the floor and Will was hella impressed. He started to say something but then—
„I jumped off a cliff” Mike ig interrupted „like some time ago yk”
He had like this hella out of place neutral face looking like this :1.
Will was staring at him like he was mad, but not in Max way.
“UH… damn man thats… are you okay?”
“Eee, doubt but two particular men never mentioned it again so ye everyone forgot.”
“you know I will always be there for you, right?” WIll said do lift Mike's mood up, he didn't have to do much Mike was just well himself or sum.
Some more time passed.
“Man… I’ve been thinking about this,” Will started “Our relationship could be a great representation for queer individuals. Me believing my love for you is unrequited, but you, somewhere in the future, stating I was not right could bring hope for so many”
Mike nodded
“I really hope that some *particular* two men will not turn your absolute pure love for me into just some crush. It would be really hurtful for the community and the rise of homophobia within the fans would be absolutely devastating.”
“Shout out to Tammy Thompson yo,” Will shouted to nothing and Mike’s tbh not surprised even though he has absolutely no idea who she is.
“Yeah you’re right tho man”
Mike and Will were staring at each other for some time well yk Mike was like looking down like uh every second yk, but it’s normal for him so it’s cool, it’s fucking cool, it’s not weird they’re not like that, they’re normal stop being delusional.
“Wanna have a sleepover?:3”
“Okey dokeyy!!”
Will went to the bathroom to change and everything, he was happy bc yk he didn’t vomit some uh weird moving thing into the sink, I’ll say more he hasn’t done that in a long while, so it’s cool. After brushing his teethy teeth he went back down into the basement and there freezing cold air hit him like a hurricane or rocked or whatever.
“What the what Mike why is it so cold here?????”
The whole basement was hella crazy cold like ice not melting everywhere and the heating turned off and everything uh cold yk.
“DUDE DUDE ITS UH POWER OUTRAGE ITS CRAZY MAN WE GOTTA STAY CLOSE TO EACH OTHER WE CANNOT LET THE HEAT OUT MAN”
Will was staring at Mike like he was crazy, hmmm.
“Mike… it’s, it’s the middle of summer, it’s boiling hot outside” Will was so confused it was crazy.
“How uh, how did you even manage to lower the temperature so much??”
“The power outrage. Come here.”
While hitting the yk y shocked Miles morales pose where he has hands on his head and shit, Mike was convincing Will to come closer, he didn’t have to do much tbh.
Not asking much Will went closer and as he did Mike wrapped his arms around him, holding him hella close but again yk no homo, like the first time it’s not gay and after the third time it resets yk, at least that’s what my friend told me…
“Mike?”
“Yeah?” But in the *the* Will voice yk from season 2.
“How the hell is there like -2 degrees and uh I’m talking in Celsius bc author has too much respect towards himself to use Fahrenheit.”
“Don’t bother.”
Mike put his finger on Will’s lips to make him shut but also touch his lips but it’s less important or sum, while wrapping a blanket around them and then second one bc it’s cold man.
Quickly after lying down they went to sleep and they both had cool dreams and everything.