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Atsushi wasn't quite sure how he had been dragged into this.
First, he and Kyouka had gone to the mall in the city to, well, just walk around like usual, maybe buy some cool stuff after much over thinking.
Then, they had stumbled upon Ranpo and that Poe (?) dude, also walking around and buying cool stuff after no thinking.
Seriously, how rich was that guild dude?
And while Atsushi was like 55% sure the mentioned 'guild dude' didint know their names, and 85% sure he and Kyouka didint know his name, Ranpo still basically forced them to walk around and buy cool stuff as a group.
Eventually Kyouka asked if she could stream this wich Ranpo wholeheartedly agreed to, Poe (???? ) followed with only a little hesitation.
Poe (still not sure?? ) decided to refer to himself as m&ms, after Ranpo whispered something to him.
It was a bit boring in Atsushis opinion, but maybe that was because of the one poisonous thougth in his traitorous mind:
I wish Akutagawa was here.
Atsushi didn't even know where it came from, but it was here now and it seemed like it would stay.
His feet felt uncomfortable from all the walking, and he was getting a bit tired of Poes (?) raccoon climbing his shoulders every once in a while.
Seriously when could he go home?
When would Akutagawa show up?
And some devine being, appereantly, heard his plead thougth. The Akutagawas walked shoulder to shoulder as usual, the goth one with his usual 'casual' black outfit that was infact not casual at all, and the assassin wearing her white dress.
(For Atsushis own sanity he was just going to refer to them as 'Akutagawa' and 'assassin Akutagawa')
And try as Atsushi might, his mind couldn't help but tell him every minor change in Akutagawa.
He noticed he wore a silver decorative cross around his neck, this time his eyeliner was more dramatic, his face more covered in white foundation (?), he had drawn on thin black brows, his already micro bangs were cut again to micro micro bangs-
Atsuhi could spot the exact moment the mafiosos gaze soured, bitter as Kajiis lemons, and the way Assasin Akutagawa stepped away from him and as Atsushis own groups members did that with himself.
All that didn't matter, what did matter was that his brain seemed desperate to make his body react, in any way possible.
His hands seemed more sweaty inside his gloves, his heart raced, his face felt a bit warm.
Atsuhi assumed those were his bodys way of being prepared for a figth, it seemed like the most logical explanation.
Shaking his thougths away he set his face into a frown.
Atsushi could see the others in the corner of his vision, but he only payed attention to Akutagawa, who walked closer to spit a 'Jinko' and so he returned the favor with an 'Akutagawa'.
Both of them took a step forward, wich caused them to be another step away from each other.
Atsushi was pretty sure they had never stood that close when they saw each other outside of work.
Infact, Atsushi could catch a scent of something flowery from Akutagawas hair, his breath smelled like some kind of lemon tea.
Okay get it together Nakjima, don't start giving hyperspecific monologues in your brain about how Akutagawa smells!
Akutagawa sneered at him and Atsushi let his own face turn into a glare at the goth.
"What are you doing here, Jinko?" the mafioso spat at him.
"buying things? What else do you do at the mall?" Atsushi returned.
"Well I didn't know you could afford to spend your money, knowing the agencies pay check.." Akutagawa muttered mockingly.
"Not everyone can throw around money like it's nothing, mad dog" The detective sneered.
Akutagawa looked slightly taken aback and if Atsuhi didn't know how to read him at all, he wouldn't have tougth of it as nothing but anger. But it wasn't anger, well, atleast not at all, it was atleast shock, genuine shock.
" What did you just call me?" his tone was low, words drawled, his eyes were still wide open.
Atsushi scoffed, sometimes Akutagawa could be so dense. "Well you always go around calling me Jinko so why would I call you your name?"
Akutagawa frowned, his gray eyes still wide.
He looked almost like a confused cat. Almost. One could not forget the hundreds he had killed, even if he had stopped as a part of their deal.
" That is different, you're an actual jinko, but I am not an actual mad dog." Akutagawa finally answered.
"You might as well be.." Atsushi mumbled.
"What was that?" the goth snapped, taking half a step forward, Rashomon looked like it was stirring in his jacket.
Atsushi almost had a heart attack with the fact his heart skipped a beat and was beating a bit faster now, seriously, what was with him?
The two were particularly nose to nose and Atsushi silently cursed Akutagawa for being a bit taller than him.
Only a bit. It wasn't much, don't be bitter.
"Nothing." he spat in to the small space between them.
With the tigers hearing Atsushi knew Akutagawas heart was beating as loud and as fast as his own.
"not everyone has the tigers hearing, Jinko" The mentioned mafioso sneered.
Akutagawas eyes looked like the moon, gray reflecting the suns light -take that Lucy! I know a bit of astronomy as well-, and Atsushi would be lying if he said he wasn't-
Wait.
He could feel his chest flutter as he came into a realization.
What he was feeling.... Could it be.. love?
Atsushis heart skipped a beat as he answered back to the mafioso "Maybe you're just deaf" and he actually had to try to put atleast some bitterness into it.
But why would he love the mafias silent rabid dog?
Atsushi didn't understand.
But before he could do anything to really think about it, his body moved in autopilot, making the dreams he hadn't even noticed were there real.
Atsushi put his gloved hand on the back of Akutagawas neck, feeling him tense underneath his touch and hear his breathing get caught, before slowly pulling the goth forward.
The other didn't even try to stop him, didn't say anything, and then he was in kissing distance and-
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The viewers watched as Chazuke pulled Fig by the neck to kiss.
K. I. S. S.
Kiss, they were kissing.
But by the looks of it, it was just a soft kiss.
They were both probably virgins, many commented.
Tofu, Karaage and even Skittles all laughed, the viewers didn't know what M&ms was doing, but a few betted on him thinking about how the scene could be written.
He did say he was an author after all.
The gays pulled apart, slowly, and appereantly Fig had sneaked his hand to cup Chazukes cheek.
They both just stared at each other, many would point out the fact, that Chazukes lips were thinly coated with Figs black lipstick.
As if registering what he had just done, the tan boy flushed red and tried to step back, but Figs hand wouldn't let go of his cheek
And so Chazuke just opted to move his hand to the goths shoulder.
"Did you just.. kiss...me?" Fig asked, slowly, as if his brain wasn't catching up.
Wich was likely if one saw his dazed expression.
If one held the record of blushing the most, they wouldn't now, since Chazuke beat them to it, seriously how was this man able to be this red?
"maybe? I mean-.. yes- No! Uhh perhaps-?" Chazukes fumbling was stopped by Fig kissing him again, placing his free hand on the others waist.
Chazuke looked even more bewildered as Fig leaned away to end the kiss.
"what-" "Jinko are you this dense? Maybe I would like for you to.. kiss me forever and ever.."
The tan boys eyes widened even more, the goths cheeks looked slightly pink.
Wich was probably an achievement considering the amount of foundation he was wearing.
" I can't believe our brothers are actually kissing.. " Karaage could be heard mumble.
Tofu could also be heard agree but unfortunately (or fortunately?) the girl from that one other stream, yes the one who yelled at them to kiss, the one who sounded somewhere between 15 and 17, yelled, once again.
" Yes the Ying Yang duo finally kissed! ! I told you Mina that they would, that's how Yokohamas crushes work!!"
Wich the dog-cat duo didint seem to mind or they just didn't hear it.
"Welp I'm going to end this here since I don't Think Chazuke wants their lovey dovey talk on the internet" Tofu said as she flipped the camera.
Karaage said a bye, M&ms waved (probably due to nervousness? He hadn't said much on the stream), so did Skittles (but that was mainly because he had a giant lollypop in his mouth), and M&ms pet racoon Karl just climbed on Tofus head and came as close to the camera as it could.
200 viewers and 500 likes.
Nobody knew for sure if Chazuke noticed the amount of WV shippers that flooded their comment section, or maybe he just ignored them?
Nobody would know, what was a fact was that the werecat-vampire shippers were full and fed.