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where's will @itgotme7
I KNOWWW ROZANOV AND HOLLANDER SAID SOMETHING TO EACH OTHER DURING THAT FACE OFF BUT I CANT FIGURE IT OUT WHERE ARE THE CAMERA ANGLES IN FRONT OF THEIR FACE PLS PLS PLS
deem beam @imahockeyfan · Oct 27
Replying to @itgotme7
unfortunately camera angles in front of their face dont exist... depressing ik. they shouldve had them micd up
i dont know how to function @flickering_light
me bc im making my bf dress up with me as hollander and rozanov for halloween #rivalstolovers #ibelieveitinmyheart
metros ftw @itsmehi · Oct 28
Replying to @iseethesparks
thats an interesting choice...
orange city @greencrossedmymind
idk why but i feel like shane hollander is the kind of guy to fold his clothes before sex
Lia @bility023 · Oct 31
Replying to @greencrossedmymind
LMAO WHAT??? WHERE DID THIS EVEN COME FROM WHY ARE YOU GETTING THOSE VIBES I HAVE QUESTIONS AND ONE OF THEM IS
WHY WAS THIS A 2AM THOUGHT???
Lia @bility023 · Oct 31
Replying to @bility023
okay. wait. wait no youre kinda cooking. i see it...
Treacherous (close & personal friend of ilya rozanov) @alreadystrugglingwithusernames · Oct 31
Replying to @bility023
LIA.
Lia @bility023· Oct 31
Replying to @alreadystrugglingwithusernames
ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU DONT??? I BET ROZANOV EATS IT UP TOO
Treacherous (close & personal friend of ilya rozanov) @alreadystrugglingwithusernames · Oct 31
Replying to @bility023
ROZANOV WASNT EVEN BROUGHT UP WHAT
Lia @bility023 · Oct 31
Replying to @alreadystrugglingwithusernames
hollander x rozanov been on my mind all the time lately. esp after the face off where they def pictured each
other naked just saying
Treacherous (close & personal friend of ilya rozanov) @alreadystrugglingwithusernames · Oct 31
Replying to @bility023
sigh... if you started writing rpf i wouldnt even be surprised
Lia @bility023 · Oct 31
Replying to @alreadystrugglingwithusernames
don't pretend you wouldn't join me.
Treacherous (close & personal friend of ilya rozanov) @alreadystrugglingwithusernames ·
Oct 31
Replying to @bility023
shhhhhhhh
Bethany @cucksuck· Oct 31
Replying to @greencrossedmymind
he's also the kind of guy who would say "no you" as a comeback
Clean Steve @mynameissteve · Oct 31
Replying to @cucksuck
i bet he used to say "ur mom" in middle school
Bethany @cucksuck· Oct 31
Replying to @mynameissteve
i bet he STILL says "ur mom"
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mixed bag idkidk #besttrio
Treacherous (close & personal friend of ilya rozanov): julia you have some explaining to do.
Lia: NO OKAY. HEAR ME OUT.
Lex: idk if i wanna hear you talk about why you talk about why you think shane hollander folds his clothes before sex
Lia: LET ME EXPLAIN MYSELF
Treacherous (close & personal friend of ilya rozanov): i wanna hear it.
Lex: ok you guys should just kiss already idk Lex: #alwaysaduoinatrio
Lia: shut up its not like that
Treacherous (close & personal friend of ilya rozanov): yeah duh im holding out for rozanov
Lia: riiiiight
Treacherous (close & personal friend of ilya rozanov): dont act like you arent holding out for hollander
Lia: no i am but ive also begun to accept that hes with rozanov
Treacherous (close & personal friend of ilya rozanov): you really are gonna start writing rpf about them arent you omg
Lia: maybe...
Lex: sigh Lex: i cant believe you dragged me into this lia
Lia: you know you love it
Lex: i know you met melissa ONLINE through a TWEET THREAD where you ARGUED ABOUT WHICH ROOKIE HOCKEY PLAYER WAS HOTTER
Treacherous (close & personal friend of ilya rozanov): im literally right here
Lex: im aware.
Lia: dw mel she loves you i promise
Treacherous (close & personal friend of ilya rozanov): think weve had this exact convo like 20 times in the last year btw
Lia: LMAO LITERALLY like im sorry i gave you a second best friend smhsmh
Lex: i hate you both so much
Lia: no you don't
Treacherous (close & personal friend of ilya rozanov): no you dont
Lex: always a duo in a trio.......
Treacherous (close & personal friend of ilya rozanov): you literally know lia irl, if anything YOU GUYS are the duo
Lex: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lia: ykw i'll take it, either way im part of the duo
Treacherous (close & personal friend of ilya rozanov): LMAOO lia with the priorities
Lex: she's always ready to keep it 100
Treacherous (close & personal friend of ilya rozanov): speaking of keeping it 100... Treacherous (close & personal friend of ilya rozanov): you got some splainin to do lia
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sugary snickerdoodle @thingsarestrange22
100% confident that ilya rozanov is the kinda guy who when faced with a problem, fucks it away
Midnight @nightismidnot· Oct 31
Replying to @thingsarestrange22
what?
Amen @notevenreligious_butgod· Oct 31
Replying to @thingsarestrange22
exactly. see: shane hollander. theyve def fucked idkidk
sugary snickerdoodle @thingsarestrange22· Oct 31
Replying to @notevenreligious_butgod
WAIT WHAT?? NO WHAT I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT, I DIDNT MEAN HE FUCKS THE PROBLEM, I DONT THINK HES FUCKED
SHANE HOLLANDER?????
new obsession (its ilya rozanov) @maria_isme33 · Oct 27
Replying to @thingsarestrange22
this is a weird thing to say about somebody
if you like pina colada @janettenaj_2
I KNOW SHANE HOLLANDER BEST ROOKIE THIS SEASON WON THAT FACE OFF I KNOW THATS RIGHTTTT
Lia @bility023 · Oct 31
Replying to @janettenaj_2
preach it
Lex @Lexxylex22· Oct 31
Replying to @janettenaj_2
girl you have an obsession
Treacherous @alreadystrugglingwithusernames · Oct 31
Replying to @Lexxylex22
yeah duh we been knew, catch up lex
Lex @Lexxylex22· Oct 31
Replying to @alreadystrugglingwithusernames
ok not everybody is as into stalking lia as you are melissa
Treacherous @alreadystrugglingwithusernames · Oct 31
Replying to @Lexxylex22
woah... just got doxxed... is this a hatecrime...??? (jk ily)
Lex @Lexxylex22· Oct 31
Replying to @alreadystrugglingwithusernames
yes it is stfu (ilyt)
Lia @bility023 · Oct 31
Replying to @Lexxylex22
awwww ily both
BOSTON RAIDERS BABYYYY @msjenna
still so upset by bostons loss against montreal im actually gonna kms also my dad is MADDD abt it but yk
Jessie @h0ck3yg1rl · Oct 27
Replying to @msjenna
nahhh mtl deserved the win and shane hollander played WELL and i will be taking no hate on that