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MTL WAGs 💙
Apr 12 9:15PM
Jackie
Lily, are you watching the game?
Olivia
She better be!
Sarah
Do you think she’s here? In the arena, I mean?
Bridget
Should someone go with Yuna?
Apr 27 5:15PM
Jackie changed ‘Lily’ to ‘Ilya’
💛💛💛
Jackie
💙💙💙
MTL WAGs 💙
Today, Dec 12 9:35AM
Sarah
Okay girls, I need your help!
Bridget
Please tell me you’re not doing another challenge video
We barely survived the last one
Sarah
I’ll share the prize with you! 😜
Priya
I’m not timesharing a bag with you lol
Jackie
What do we have to do this time?
What purse?
Sarah
Do NOT buy this one, Ilya!
Gil owes me, okay?
I’m doing a “Wrong Answers Only” tiktok video
tiktok?
Caitlin
lol we know you know what tiktok is
clock app?
Lucy
[screenshot of 5 tiktoks Ilya sent to the group last night]
stop sending us thirst traps of yourself
Olivia
Sarah, how many likes are you aiming for?
Sarah
Does 20k seem too high?
Bridget
Yes lol
but I think we could do it
Jane 🥵
Today, Dec 12 11:02 AM
Shane, did Comeau get fired?
??
Sarah has to ask internet for purse. Is he broken?
Do you mean broke?? And no??
hm
Ilya, don’t
Would be easy
Wouldn’t have to suffer
Suffer??
If video fails
MTL WAGs 💙
Today, Dec 12 2:05PM
Sarah, purse or babysitting
Sarah
??
I think the video’s doing okay!
Bridget
It already has 5k likes
Jackie
What’s the deadline?
Sarah
Just whenever it hits goal, I think
Comeau
Today, Dec 12 2:15 PM
Dude
??
You gotta stop Lily
??
Tell her she can’t buy Sarah the purse
That’s like the only gift I’m giving!
You’re only giving your wife one Christmas gift?
NO! It’s just… like her BIG gift, y’know?
No??
Just, don’t let her, okay???
MTL WAGs 💙
Today, Dec 12 2:35PM
Poll: ⬜️ purse or ⬜️ babysitting
Jackie
✅ babysitting
Bridget
✅ purse
Dani
✅ purse
Lucy
✅ babysitting
Hanna
✅ purse
Olivia
✅ babysitting
Caitlin
✅ purse
but I would also take babysitting if you’re offering!
Priya
✅ purse
Today, Dec 12 3:05PM
Jackie
Ilya! Do not buy them all purses! Shane’ll kill me!
What’s point of MLH money if not spent on pretty ladies?
Bridget
It may be the kick in the ass Soren needs!
I’m scared he’s gonna get me an air-fryer
Lily 💛
Today, Dec 12 3:15 PM
How’s the purse campaign?
Do you have enough for five purses?
What? What do you mean?
Your bank account. Have enough for five?
Or is this a Yuna question?
Don’t ask my mom about my account!
She manages, yes?
If you want to spend that kind of money, use YOUR account.
MTL WAGs 💙
Today, Dec 12 3:45PM
This?
[screenshot of Chanel 11.12 handbag]
Black with gold chain, yes?
Sarah
Tell me you didn’t
Jackie
If I find out you gave Shane a toilet brush or something
Brush was on sale at swedish store
Priya
...you gave Hollzy WHAT from IKEA???
🤷♂️ he wanted
Lily (Shane)
Today, Dec 12 4:05PM
Lily, did you really buy me the purse?
Yes
I told you that Gil owed me!
Give me if the one he gets is wrong
😂
Lily 💛
Today, Dec 12 5:45 PM
Jesus
HOW much?
For a PURSE?
Is Christmas gift, yes
Comeau’s gonna kill me
lol