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madelicious >> jeffersass, feel the burrn, faithfulwife
madelicious: if I kill Thomas rn would you guys call the cops on me
feel the burrn: depends on what he did
jeffersass: I DIDNT DO IT DON'T BELIEVE HIM
madelicious: he threw all the cats toys away because he had a nightmare that she used them to choke him while he cooked
madelicious: now Tequila is fucking up everything with her nails
feel the burrn: eh I won't call the cops
faithfulwife: if you were worried about us calling the cops why would you ask us
madelicious: you make a good point
jeffersass: IT WASN'T MY PROUDEST MOMENT BUT SHE'S NOT BEING THAT BAD
madelicious: thomas she just finished playing in your hair wym she's not being that bad
madelicious: you threatened to give her to panda express
faithfulwife: do you have a video of Thomas getting attacked
feel the burrn: ^
madelicious: you know i do
jeffersass: WHY
madelicious has sent a video.
feel the burrn: i wish I were there
jeffersass: YOU MOTHER FUCK
faithfulwife: am i the fuckling if he's the mother fuck
madelicious: i too wish to be a fuckling
feel the burrn: come children, away from thomas
jeffersass: haha thanks i hate you all
madelicious: love you
jeffersass: ew who is this trash texting me
madelicious: boy I will come over there and whoop your ass
faithfulwife: kinky
jeffersass: daddy ;)
feel the burrn: idk bout yall but every time someone calls their partner daddy I always think of my dead father
faithfulwife: i think of you ;))
madelicious: oh my
jeffersass: ooooooh
feel the burrn: blocked
madelicious: aaron you are the mother fuck you have to be daddy
feel the burrn has left the chat.