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Ilya Rozanov should have never been left unsupervised on twitter

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Илья
@rozthebest81

Boston, baby!

10:59 AM · Aug 4, 2010


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Илья
@rozthebest81

Management gave me personal chauffeur and butler @marlydoeshockey

9:44 AM · Aug 4, 2010


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Cliff Marlow @marlydoeshockey·Aug 4
Replying to @rozthebest81

I am neither of those things rook

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Илья
@rozthebest81

@marlydoeshockey took me on city tour and got us lost

3:34 PM · Aug 5, 2010


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Илья
@rozthebest81

He wanted to show me specific place that was close and now he cannot find way back home, send the people to find us before we die

4:12 PM · Aug 5, 2010


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Илья
@rozthebest81

He does not know how to drive, goes too slow, will die of boredom in passenger seat

4:37 AM · Aug 5, 2010


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hayden @darthhhvadd · Aug 5
Replying to @rozthebest81

Maybe it's the speed limit?

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Илья @rozthebest81 · Aug 5
Replying to @rozanov_wife

Why would speed have limit, you go fast or you don't go

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Илья
@rozthebest81

Grandfather in old car yelled at us to go fast. Hope Marlow is not this slow on ice

5:59 PM · Aug 5, 2010


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Илья
@rozthebest81

He found way back home, do not need rescue team

5:33 PM · Aug 5, 2010


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Илья
@rozthebest81

He want to go out again to buy food. I fear we get lost forever. But lost is better than starving

6:08 PM · Aug 5, 2010


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Илья
@rozthebest81

We do not starve! Shop is bright and fruit look plastic, but is food.

7:11 PM · Aug 5, 2010


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@rozthebest81

We starve. Marlow burn food and kitchen. Ordered pizza. He want fucking ананас(pineapple) on it. Disgusting

8:45 PM · Aug 5, 2010


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Илья
@rozthebest81

Pizza was okay. Marlow eat like animal, no manner.

10:17 PM · Aug 5, 2010


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Cliff Marlow @marlydoeshockey ·Aug 5
Replying to @rozthebest81

Get the fuck off Twitter and go to sleep rook.

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Notes:

I will sporadically update when I have the energy to think about something, but considering these two homosexual idiots have consumed my mind for the past month straigh (pun intended) I think there is more to come!
Stay tuned!

Till next time
Jo