whathehell
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The Cbat Saga and bad sex by whathehell
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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Ilya and Shane need to know if Cbat is as bad as it sounds for science. It goes about as well as could be expected.
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- Part 3 of Heated Rivalry Social Media-Verse
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Booth and Brennan are called out to investigate a body that was found on an old military test piloting site.
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Is that Shane Hollander??? by whathehell
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
19 Feb 2026
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Someone found child Shane in Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Twitter has thoughts about it.
Credit to the creators of Pork Hollander and Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter for making this fic be in the realm of possibility.
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- Part 2 of Heated Rivalry Social Media-Verse
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Cuz Baby I'm the Giver by whathehell
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Jan 2026
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Shane is minding his business in the kitchen making his smoothie when he starts hearing country music coming from their room upstairs. Eventually Ilya's deep voice could be heard singing along to the chorus as he walks down the stairs to where he's standing. That's when the lyrics register.
Credit to Chappell Roan for the lyrics of the song "The Giver" and the inspiration for this story.
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If your heart wears thin, I will hold you up, and I will hide you, when it gets too rough by whathehell
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
22 Mar 2025
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There was the sound of the floorboards shifting at the door, as if someone was putting their weight back and forth between their legs, nervously debating on if they should knock or just walk away.
Shauna took a long deep breath before raising her voice. “Who is it?”If it’s Misty, claiming that she needs to check up on her again for the hundredth time, she’s gonna throw her shoe at her.
The door slowly creaked open as a honey blonde head of hair became visible from behind it.
“Hey.” She waited for Shauna to nod before walking in the room the whole way. “I know that we’re still kind of… angry at each other right now, but-” She swallowed while she quickly looked away before looking back at her, suddenly confident. She’s looking at her in the eyes, her chin is up and her lips are pressed tightly together. “Look. You’re still my best friend, and you have a kid now. And because I know that we’re going to get over this fight eventually, because Jeff isn’t shit. And I wanna be here for you and the little guy.”
AKA, Jackie and wilderness baby live and we get to imagine the consequences of it.
Also the title is a quote from the lyrics of Beside You by Marianas Trench
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- Part 1 of Survival
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Heated Rivalry Social Media-Verse by whathehell
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
22 Feb 2026
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Interview with the Vampire as viewed by the general viewer by whathehell
Fandom Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
13 Sep 2024
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This series will follow various characters within the Interview With the Vampire universe and is gonna have many parts that are loosely connected (so you don't have to read them all if you don't want to lol).
Enjoy!
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Mel & Shane Friendship Agenda by Faye_Ferox
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), The Pitt (TV)
15 Mar 2026
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The Only Light in the Dark by pexadillo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Feb 2026
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Being a wolf is something Shane has always struggled with. Mostly because his parents aren't wolves and his Grandad isn't around anymore. But then he meets Ilya Rozanov and he realises, maybe sometimes, being a wolf is alright.
Bookmarked by whathehell
22 Mar 2026
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Mic'd Up with Ilya Rozanov: OTT vs MTL | January 5, 2021 by kwiewi
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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Mic'd Up with Ilya Rozanov: OTT vs MTL | January 5, 2021
4:56 ▶️
Posted by OTTAWA CENTAURS OFFICIAL CHANNEL ✔ | 4 hours ago-
@MTLGIRL | 2:40 AM
Can these hollanovs shut up like damn. Let’s not bring rpf into the comments section of the REAL LIFE CENTAURS HOCKEY CHANNEL?@2481shilya | 3:03 AM
Girl i see the shayden comps on your channel lol -
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The ice made sense. His blades cut through clear glass and chipped snow. Warm ups calmed him enough that he didn't even freak out when Rozanov approached him.
“Strange," he said as he made lazy circles around where Shane was stretching out his thighs.
After a beat, he knew Rozanov was waiting for him to take the conversational bait. “What's strange?"
“We have never been on the same side of the blue line before."
He was bracing for a chirp, so this plain statement threw him off. "Yeah, I guess.”
"Do you think they know?”
"That we're on the same team?”
"That we're going to destroy them.” Rozanov stalled his restless circles to lock eyes with Shane, and the whole arena fell away. "You and me, we will be incredible.”
Or, Shane and Ilya are not soulmates, they just have really, really good sex.