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gambit » firefragments
firefragments: wem
firefragments: wemmmmmm
firefragments: bro wemmbu
gambit: what
firefragments: do you wanna go to the café near school after dismissal?
gambit: no
firefragments: wahr
firefragments: why not????
gambit: flame I have to carry my heavy ass backpack, lunchbox and books with one arm because I have a BROKEN arm remember
gambit: that stupid fucking driver is the reason my arm is in a cast for a month.
firefragments: oh
firefragments: uhh
firefragments: I can carry your stuff for you, if you want?
gambit: .
gambit: ,,,,that would be nice, actually.
firefragments: okay
firefragments: you know you can talk to me, right?
gambit: mhm
gambit: thanks, flame
firefragments: you're welcome
firefragments: just ask me if you ever need help with your stuff, kay?
firefragments: broken arm or not
gambit: okay
gambit: love u
firefragments: ilyt bro
→ gambit reacted with "♥" to firefragments; "ilyt bro"
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EagleX4: uhh has anyone seen wifies?
EagleX4: we were supposed to meet up at the library
EagleX4: been waiting for five minutes
EagleX4: he's never late
lionspear: i think i saw wifies helping derap with his math homework
EagleX4: ah, okay
EagleX4: are you still near them?
lionspear: yh
EagleX4: tell wifies to wait for me, i wanna ragebait derapchu
lionspear: uhhh sure
yolkchan: yo mane
yolkchan: have u seen wemmbu
lionspear: uhh no actually
lionspear: have u seen flame?
yolkchan: nah
yolkchan: ok they're probably with eachother then
lionspear: eh true
yolkchan: do you wanna spy on them then
lionspear: wait where would they be?
yolkchan: probably that café they always go to yk
lionspear: ohhhhh that one
lionspear: aight bet
spam: can i come too
spam: wemmbu's been brutal about third wheeling with me and pangi so im gonna get back at him
yolkchan: yeah come on bro
yolkchan: you know where it is?
spam: errr no
lionspear: ok me and egg will meet u at the front gates then
spam: okay!
Was Derapchu an idiot or what?
"No, Derapchu— you need to use the second variable before subtracting it with the first!" Parrot snaps. They'd been at this for thirty minutes already!
"BRO WHAT VARIABLE?!" Derapchu shouts, earning a shush from Wifies, gesturing at the other students in the library studying.
Wifies sighs, like a tired father trying to take care of two kids— okay no, that sounds so weird, Parrot thinks to himself. He and Wifies are literally in a established relationship with eachother and Derapchu is just...Derapchu.
"Wifies, can you explain it to him? I'm actually so done with this guy, bro," Parrot grumbles, passing the notebook to the former.
"Okay, so basically Derapchu, when you're trying to find the slope of a line, you just..."
Parrot doesn't hear the rest of the sentence, focusing on writing his essay due tomorrow. And frankly, he didn't feel like listening to Derapchu trying to understand the simplicity of trying to find a slope.
"Ohh...So you use the second x first before the first?" Derapchu asks, writing it down.
"Uh, yeah, pretty much. You do the same with the other set of coordinates too." Wifies shrugs, passing him the notes.
"Thank you, Wifies! I'm glad you can explain this so much better than that bum Parrot over there," Derapchu says, putting his hand over Parrot's eyes just to annoy him.
"Bro—" Parrot slaps Derapchu's hand away, causing Derapchu to slap his in retaliation.
Meanwhile with Wifies, he was pretty sure he could say he was an honest man just trying to study to get into Harvard University.
"Bro, what am I even doing here..." Wifies murmurs to himself quietly, taking out his laptop to study while Parrot and Derapchu quietly argued in the corner.
Wifies is much more glad he isn't apart of whatever that is when he sees Derapchu pulling on Parrot's hair, then Parrot pulling the former's just to irritate him.
Jeez, Parrot may be an angel with other people, but when it's Derapchu, there's suddenly a billion problems.
Huh, I guess Parrot just releases all of his anger on Derapchu like a toxic ex. Couldn't be me. Wifies thinks to himself, shrugging as he took out a pen.
Might aswell do the homework due next week, right? Aslong as he kept himself occupied, he wouldn't be dragged into whatever cat fight this is.
Well, until...
"The three of you, get out! Come back when you've decided to stop arguing." The librarian all but yells at them, forcing them to all pack their things and leave.
"Bro, why am I getting kicked out too? I literally did nothing!" Wifies complains.
"You were talking with them earlier and didn't try to deescalate their arguments. Now shoo and come back when you've all matured!"
"Oops, my bad," Parrot chuckles nervously, shooting a sheepish smile at Wifies.
"I am never gonna try and study with the two of you ever again." Wifies sighs, dragging a hand across his face.
"Nah man, you'll come back next week, I'm sure. I'll crash you and Parrot's next library date too." Derapchu comments, patting both Wifies and Parrot on the shoulder.
"Please, do not do that..." Parrot groans.
"Nah man, I've decided already. See you tomorrow!" Derapchu teases with a grin.
Never again.