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Player held on awkwardly to the back on the motorcycle seat as Stuart Little flew like wind through the plains, guiding them both through the greenery. Player wanted to tell them to watch out for the pedestrian but at that point, the motorcycle was so covered in blood from the previous hundred that they lowkey didnt gaf.
Also they had a million questions. Like how is a mouse able to operate a motorcycle. Not just any mouse... THE STUART LITTLE!?!!??! They squinted at him. Yeah, he feet and hands werent even touching the handlebars or pedals (or whatever the fuck motorcycles run on i really dont wanna do research right now). So how the HELL was he even operating it?? Stuart was just leaning back and letting it loose as if it had a mind of its own.
.....yk what its not even the worst thing that they've seen. they didnt know why they were trying to figure it out when theyve accepted a long time ago that things likely arent even going to make sense in the sense that they were in Block tales the gme.
A question. An important one arose in Players mind. "Stuart are you gay?"
The mouse paused and looked at player with a raise eyebrow. Player stuttered, clarifying, "its an important question. Shedletsky will KILLER you if you are straight." They scratched their head. Mulling it over in their mind, they really were confused as to why shedletsky was going on a killing rampage in the first place.
!
Stuart Little shrugged. "I don't really think about it. Although☝️! I do consider myself queer in some way."
Good enough.
"Right then, where are we headed chap?" Stuart Little asked. Player looked confused. "Blackrock? I thought you knew- were you just driving around aimlessless- WHY DID YOU JUST RANDOMLY PICK ME UP THEN???"
Stuart little pointed at the sky. "Ah! ☝️ I know then!" He very suddenly steered the motorcycle, revving the engine and speeding up, aiming right for a mountain wall.
"STUART!!" Player shouted. "YOU ARE GOING TO HIT THE WALL!!!!"
"No im not." Said Stuart, as he hit the wall.
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Player was unsure of how exactly it happened. One minute they were speeding towards a wall, then they blacked out and the next thing they knew, they and Stuart Little were in Roadtown, still sitting on the running motorcuycle. When Player looked behind them, there was a huge person-riding-a-motorcycle shaped hole in the wall.
Yeah that makes sense.
Stuart little adjusted his shirt. "That will be five dollhairs." He announced.
"What?"
"Five dollhairs"
"I- Dude you basically kidnapped me, are you kidding me? I'm not paying shit."
" Well! ☝️ Technically! ☝️ You hopped onto my motorcycle willingly."
"YOU TOLD ME TO GET ON!?!??!?"
"And?" Stuart little reached out a paw. "Five dolla"
Player groaned and reached into their pocket, dumping the contents and scurrying off before Stuart could realize that all they had was a gum wrapper and paper clip.
Ah Roadtown. It looked lovely this time of year, at least the snow showed signs of melting.
It also looked like a certain someone was going around asking people if they were gay. Player watched as Sheetlike went from person to person, groaning at each response that they couldn't quite hear. They found it amusing how they found the lack of a gay.
Then their heart dropped to their ass sorry i mean stomach. Oh no. Mayor Monty.
He probably was so old and frail he didn't even know what gay meant or something.
Player rushed through the melting snow (not before slipping and falling on their face) to the mayors office. But before they could open the door, the two guards blocked their path.
"HALT! WHO GOES THERE!?" Before Player could even open their mouth shedletsky appeared behind them, raising the KILLER to do some evil magic shit.
"Oh no" said player "guys quick be gay-"
The guards started making out right in front of them.
"okay nvm."
Player threw a tomatp in shedletskys face and ran in white he was distracted.
"Ah! hello youngin-"
"MONTY THERES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN I NEED YOU TO BE GAY!!!!!!"
Monty stared for a long time. "Eh?"
Before another word was even uttered, Shedletsky burst through the door, KILLER glowing EVILLY!!! "YOUR TIME IS UP OLD MAN!!"
"Oh hello shedletsky!" Monty smiles warmly, unphased by shitass's evilness. "Anyway i've BEEN gay player. I kissed Thaniyel back in '67"
"FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shedkee hit their head against the wall and darted out of the room at super speed. "Okay. thanks Monty." Player waved goodbye as they rushed after Shedletsky, trying to stop him from causing more trouble.
Of course, he was way ahead of Player. Heading to the direction of..... Tge Rugged Rainforest...........