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Griefer has attempted to kill you. Multiple times by now, actually. You keep popping up like a cockroach after copious amounts of bug spray, alive and kicking despite everything. It's scary. Even scarier is the fact that now he'd have to sacrifice his own humanity just to get rid of you, for the blemish of your existence to erase itself.
All or nothing. He fully expected to die, in that moment. He didn't. You didn't. He wakes up to your bullshit once more.
God damn it.
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In summary: Griefer gets his ass handed to him (not written but it definitely happened) and has to deal with the consequences of his own actions. Eventually.
Series
- Part 1 of who up blocking they tales
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keep it burning (again and again and again) by RealLilyStuff
Fandoms: Pressure (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
07 Jan 2025
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It’s saying something else, you think, but you’re not here to hear a depressed computer blab at you, so you sit criss-cross in a corner and listen to the whirring and spaceship-like noises of the server room behind the door. It calms your nerves almost as much as the nicotine in your system from earlier.
You miss looking up at space. You miss the stars, the cold night air, how crickets chirped. You miss the sky.
All you wanted was to leave.
Through its yammering, some words manage to stick out to you. “I just want to get out of here. Like he promised.”
...Okay, this thing’s stupid sad mood was evidently rubbing off on you.
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An attempt to grasp freedom lands you in a newfound hell of your own making. You're stuck with the same people, the same facility, the same everything again and again and again. You are stuck with the same computer with an annoying voice. You are stuck, with no escape, over and over, and nobody remembers a thing. Why? Why? Why you?
If nobody else is competent enough to make it out alive, you can at least try. Until you eventually resemble that of a lobotomized frog. Hopefully not.
May everyone you've met forgive you.
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Your main career of choice might have been an odd one. As a serial killer, hitperson, vigilante or what-have-you, your only job is to clean out a target, scrub the walls, and get out. Easy enough, it’s all you know at this rate. You’ve done it before on your own terms. You still do it on your own terms if needed.
A request from the elderly man you take care of as your side job sends you into the local butcher’s shop. To your surprise, the butcher is a machine. Both of them.
The robots working there are eager to make conversation and plenty cute, but they become determined to find out more about you - a dangerous act which would be flattering if you had had any other job. Things only roll downhill the more missions you take.
Things start rolling even further when while on a mission, you get caught up in a terrifying encounter with another killer who seems quite dedicated to following you around.
You’re not quite sure what to make of this situation.
You can’t let the butchers find out.
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“Y0U L1TTLE PUNK,” Griefer growls. Back to the conversation. “1 G0T A J0B T0 D0, D0N’T EVEN TRY T0 D1STRACT M3.”
Player’s eye twitches dangerously. “…I know how to drive, Brad.”
“N0, Y0U D0N’T,” Griefer scoffs. “D1DN’T Y0U RUN S0ME0NE 0V3R?”
A momentary silence.
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In other words,
Griefer is the world’s worst driving teacher.
Series
- Part 8 of even without legs, stand up
Bookmarked by RealLilyStuff
19 Oct 2025
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rlly sleepy edit bookmark later love dis verymmuc h ITS SO IN CHARACTER ITS A CTUASLLY SICKENING(/pos HPW IN CHARACTER EVERYONE HERE ISM also komodo dragon rep holy molayyyy . come in expecting funnis and leave refreshed by the side of angst . ohhh deliciouso. author ihope your pillow is forever cold and your socks never go missing and your crosp are fed blablabla I rllyrllyrlly likethis
ok hi its beenlike. 20 days since i bookmarked this i think. NOT in fact editing it bc my sleep deprived typo ridden word vomit over this is very accurate please just read it it's so peam i promise if I could kudos this again I WOULDVE BY NOW
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(laying into some amusement) banged and bruised and unexcused by a3rofish
Fandoms: Block Tales (Roblox)
04 Sep 2025
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another short fic by yours truly.
Literally just the "I can fix him, I can make him worse"
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“Didn’t know you two were… you know.” The host’s smirk twitched a little, playful but not mocking. “About time, honestly. Most of us always figured you’d end up together.”
Noob tried to laugh but it came out wrong, tangled somewhere between strained and feigned, like it hadn’t been fully thought through before leaving their mouth. “Yeah, well. Um—surprise?”
But Guest didn’t share that reaction.
For a second, it halted completely, staring back at the host with a look that wasn’t as unreadable as usual. It was caught between confusion, fluster, and disbelief with its brows drawn in tight, stare narrowing marginally like it wasn’t sure it had heard correctly.
Noob internally felt the same way, honestly.
Because… what?
What were they talking about???
or: noob gets the brilliant idea to fake-date guest 666 to be let into a gathering. but, alas, they start figuring out things about them and their best friend thanks to the act.
Bookmarked by RealLilyStuff
20 Aug 2025
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guest666 the world's biggest troll with only three words oh my god i love this
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i despise my rotten mind and how much it worships you by reverseunverse
Fandoms: Block Tales (Roblox)
02 Aug 2025
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Calypso can’t take her eyes off it. Something about it— she can’t quite pinpoint what— draws her towards it. No matter how loudly her thoughts scold her, scorn her, she can’t tear her eyes off of the figure sat beside her.
She wonders how long it’ll take before she loses Reverie too.
Calypso sets sail for the first time in months, in a stranger’s boat without her crew.
At least she’s not all alone. That damned Sharkbait is still with her, and she’s not sure how she feels about it.
Bookmarked by RealLilyStuff
02 Aug 2025
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FUCKKKK. FUCKKKK ITS SO GOOD . YURIIIIIII FORVER IN MY HEARTTTTT
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Red and Blue decided to be a little silly and turn Player's heart into a doll. It ends up teleporting somewhere they couldn't find it. A few incidents made them realize that they're racing against time.
Meanwhile, Griefer finds an exact doll replica of Player and reacts...in a way that no one would have ever expected. A little too protective, perhaps.
Bookmarked by RealLilyStuff
07 Jun 2025
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LITERALLY SOOOOO CUTEEE..... WILL REREAD LATER.....