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beverage: guys deadass
beverage: where
beverage: THE FUCK
beverage: is will
abiwabi: i think he got his shit blown smooth off
jimmyjohn: you think he’s dead??
brianZ: it’s been two days i haven’t seen him in class😭
abiwabi: i haven’t even seen him genshin his status says he hasn’t been online in 3 days
abiwabi: he’s missing a serious amount of primos💔
beverage: what about hannibal??hannibal for sure has to know
abiwabi: man hannibal doesn’t know shit
abiwabi: and why are u asking me ??? i don’t even go to ur punk university
brianZ: i haven’t seen hannibal either, the TA’s been filling in
abiwabi: omg he’s dead too
jimmyjohn: who’s the TA?
brianZ: matthew
beverage: oh what the fuck
abiwabi: are u srs😭
brianZ: yes brah
abiwabi: doesn’t hannibal hate matthew why the heck would he make him his TA
brianZ: well it was will
brianZ: but wills gone
blooming: Okay wait didn’t hannibal cheat?
abiwabi: alana you a D1 lurker
beverage: no hannibal didn’t cheat it was abigail’s alt account
abiwabi: nuh uh she was AI
blooming: So why was hannibal acting so guilty😭
beverage: you get falsely accused of cheating on the love of your life and see how incompetent you get
brianz: it’s kinda like how someone accuses you of being mad when ur not
brianz: you weren’t mad before but now you are
blooming: ahhh okay
blooming ; so did they break up or not
abiwabi: after willy left the gc we haven’t seen him since
blooming: and hannibal?
beverage: alana i’m sorry honey u really need to learn to back-read
jimmyjohn: right we can’t keep reiterating the gossip then we just seem bored
beverage: ohhh okok sorry i’ll do that
abiwabi: bru don’t be mean to alana she’s chilling
abiwabi: most competent woman i know fr
jimmyjohn : remember when we all got denied entrance to a club cuz alana had birkenstocks on
beverage: IM CTFUUU
brianZ: YESSSSS LMAAOAOAO
blooming: omg stop
abiwabi: what no i wanna know the story
beverage: i completely forgot about that
beverage: dude i remember will was mad as hell that night
jimmyjohn: he needed that bottle of pink whitney BAD
brianZ: okay but can we go back to will being missing actually
brianZ: what if that murderous dude that was looking for him murdered him
abiwabi: attention everyone fork found in kitchen
abiwabi: obviously the murderous dude murdered will
abiwabi: let him rot in a storage container
beverage : NO
beverage; let him rot with US💜💜
jimmyjohn: what was the guys name again? nigel?
brianZ: no hun that’s the other dude
brianZ: pretty sure it was something french
paparazzi: le chiffre
brianZ: yeah that one
abiwabi: freddie’s back
beverage: wait omg freddie have you seen will??
paparazzi: nope !
paparazzi: ask hannibal
jimmyjohn: he’s gone too💔
paparazzi: ask darko?
abiwabi: who even is that
brianZ: bro😭
paparazzi: you can’t be serious
beverage: WAIT YES LETS ASK ADAM FOR DARKOS CONTACT
Beverage has added RAKIROCK into the group.
Beverage: adam do you have darkos number ??
RAKIROCK: Hi bevy! I do
beverage: i gave you admin rights add him on here
RAKIROCK: Ok !
RAKIROCK has added DARKOANALBIRTHGOREDEATH
Beverage:😒