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The next morning, Lucifer braced himself to leave his suite and face the throng of sinners populating the lobby. As much as he wanted to avoid them, he had a mission—one that demanded speaking to a particular individual. A mission driven by the overwhelming, all-consuming curiosity gnawing at him: uncovering the Radio Demon’s true nature.
Alastor had admitted that only two individuals in Hell knew her real name. At first, Lucifer drew a blank. But then it clicked—Alastor owned two souls: the little bug demon and the cat-demon bartender. That had to be it!
He still found the little bug unsettling, her movements sharp and unpredictable. So he decided to start with the cat-demon instead.
Descending the grand staircase, sinners instinctively gave him a wide berth. Their whispered chatter faded as he stepped closer, the weight of his presence and the possibility of the Radio Demon being nearby keeping them far away from him.
Just like he liked it.
The cat demon was already at the bar, polishing glasses and sliding drinks down the counter for hotel guests. Lucifer flinched slightly at the crowd gathering around him—there were more sinners than he expected—but he pressed forward.
Clearing his throat, he stepped closer. Several of the bar’s patrons turned to look at him. To assert himself, he raised an eyebrow, a sharp, challenging tilt.
He may not have had Alastor with him, but everyone knew the consequences of disrespecting Lucifer.
Husker glanced up, rolling his eyes. “If any of you chumps want to avoid pissing Alastor off,” he said loudly enough for the whole bar to hear, “I’d scram if I were you.”
The mention of the Radio Demon sent the crowd of sinners scattering like leaves in a storm, hurrying away from the bar.
Lucifer’s lips curved into a smug smile as he watched them vanish, a gloved hand coming up to lightly grasp his own mouth in amusement.
With little ceremony, he plopped onto a bar stool, the polished wood creaking beneath him.
“So… Harold, is it?” he asked, voice smooth, amused, testing the waters.
Husk didn’t even glance at him. “It’s Husk, Sir,” he replied flatly, his tone carrying the weight of practiced indifference.
Without another word, Husk began preparing the King’s usual order: an Appletini, crisp and exact as always.
Lucifer leaned back slightly, observing the bartender with keen, calculating eyes. The game had begun, and every gesture Husk made only sharpened Lucifer’s curiosity.
“Right!I knew that! Soooo….Husk! Alastor…” Lucifer leaned forward slightly, elbows resting on the bar, eyes fixed on Husk. “I imagine you know things about her,” he began smoothly, voice dripping with curiosity. “Things only someone with access—someone under Alastor’s… ownership—could know.”
Husk didn’t even flinch, his movements steady as he poured the Appletini, sliding it toward Lucifer with a practiced flick of his wrist. “And you think I’d just spill secrets for a shiny smile and a polite request?” he said flatly, eyebrow raised.
Lucifer’s lips twitched into a smirk. “I never expected politeness to work on you. But surely, even you have some loyalty… or fear. All I’m asking is for a hint...”
Husk leaned back slightly, the corners of his mouth twitching into something resembling amusement—or maybe it was just disdain. “Look, trying to get close to Alastor,” he said slowly, voice low and deliberate, “is like trying to get close to a brick wall with spikes covered in poison. Pointless and deadly.”
Lucifer blinked, processing the imagery, his curiosity only growing sharper. “Charming. Yet poetic. I suppose that’s why she’s so… feared, isn’t it?”
Husk shrugged, finally meeting Lucifer’s gaze with those sharp, unimpressed eyes. “Feared, respected, hated… pick your poison. Doesn’t matter. That wall? It doesn’t move. And it sure as hell doesn’t care if you get hurt trying to scale it.”
Lucifer leaned back, lips curling into a slow, calculating smile. “So then, Harry…how far did you get on that wall?”
Husk’s expression didn’t change. “How far?” he echoed, casual as ever. “Listen, Your Majesty….whatever bits of information I have on her isn’t worth it, alright? If you want answers, you’re better off forgetting about it. God knows she’ll tear you limb from limb before she lets anyone have leverage over her.”
Lucifer leaned forward, resting his chin on his hand, eyes narrowing as he studied Husk. “I’m not here for advice,” he said smoothly, voice low and deliberate. “I want facts. Anything that could shed light on her. I promise I won’t tell her it came from you.” Lucifer let a small smirk curl on his lips. “You don’t strike me as the sharing type, Henry. Which makes you perfect for this little conversation.”
Husk rolled his eyes. “Perfect, huh? For you, maybe. But let me tell you, trying to get information out of me isn’t gonna be your fast track to enlightenment.” He leaned slightly on the bar, glass in hand. “I’m not stupid enough to talk about someone who can tear my soul apart in two seconds.”
Lucifer’s lips curved into a slow, predatory smile. “Then tell me—who would be brave enough to enlighten me?”
Husk’s eyes narrowed slightly, amused despite himself. “You really want to play this game, huh? Alright, then. Just so you know, as some whose watched what happens to suckers like you, if you step wrong, you don’t just get hurt—you vanish.”
Lucifer leaned in, voice dropping to a whisper, low and calculating. “I like games, Hugh. And I never vanish.”
Husk smirked, a corner of his mouth twitching. “Famous last words, buddy. But… hey. You asked. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.” Grabbing a heap bottle of whiskey, he took a swing. “Look, I don’t know her real name,” he said bluntly, voice flat. “Never did. Plenty of sinners change their name when they get here. And, honestly? I don’t want to know.”
Lucifer’s jaw tightened, pulse picking up. “Then who does?”
Husk sighed faintly, leaning against the bar as if weighing whether to entertain him. “There’s someone who probably does,” he said finally, voice low, teasing. “Rosie. Rosie’s the Overlord of Cannibal Town. The two of them… they’ve been close far longer than I’ve even known her.”
Lucifer’s mind raced as he absorbed the information. Cannibal Town. A lead. A target. And finally—the possibility of uncovering the Radio Demon’s true name.
Perfect.
Before Lucifer could bid the bartender a hasty goodbye, a shadow flickered across the bar.
Alastor.
The Radio Demon appeared as if from nowhere, her smile impossibly wide, curiosity practically radiating from her every movement. “Well, well, what are you two plotting over here?” she asked, voice lilting, eyes glinting like she already knew more than she should.
Lucifer’s pulse spiked. He froze for a fraction of a second, then forced a smile, trying desperately to cover his conversation with Husk.
He had to think of a way to slip past her today. Quick.
And what better way to keep her nose out of business for a little while than to annoy her?
“Oh, Alastor!” Lucifer spoke cheerily. Unfolding his wings, he used the strong appendages to drape them over her shoulder, causing her to lean into his space unexpectedly. “My good friend, Howard and I were just talking about how great it would be if you would help me organize my duck collection today! Just the two of us in my suite!” He grinned.
Alastor stilled—but only for a fraction of a second.
Then her smile returned, bright and effortless, as though nothing about his sudden enthusiasm was unusual at all.
“Your duck collection?” she echoed, tone pleasantly curious.
Her eyes flicked briefly to Husk.
Husk didn’t help. He just kept downing his drink, though the faint twitch at the corner of his mouth said he was enjoying this far more than he should.
Alastor looked back to Lucifer.
And studied him.
The wings draped over her shoulders. The forced cheer in his voice. The timing.
Too sudden. Too convenient.
Too transparent.
Her smile sharpened—just slightly.
“Well now,” she hummed, lightly tapping one of his feathers with a clawed finger, “what a charming invitation.”
Lucifer beamed, leaning into it. “I thought so! Just the two of us, nice and quiet—”
“Mm.”
That soft sound cut him off more effectively than any interruption.
Alastor tilted her head, expression thoughtful now, as if she were genuinely considering it.
And then—
“Oh, what dreadful timing,” she sighed, though there was no real disappointment in it.
Lucifer blinked.
“…Dreadful?”
“Yes, yes,” she continued smoothly, slipping out from under his wings with practiced ease, brushing imaginary lint from her sleeve. “I’m afraid I simply can’t today.”
Lucifer’s smile faltered—just for a second. “Can’t?”
Alastor clasped her hands behind her back, posture relaxed, voice light and conversational.
“I have prior engagements,” she said. “Important ones.”
A beat.
Then, with a knowing little glance—
“In Cannibal Town.”
Lucifer froze.
Only for a fraction of a second—but for Alastor, that was more than enough.
Her grin widened.
“Terribly sorry,” she went on, almost sweetly. “I do hate to disappoint. But I simply must attend to them.”
Husk snorted quietly into his glass.
Lucifer recovered quickly, straightening, forcing a casual shrug. “Well, that’s… unfortunate timing.”
“Isn’t it?” Alastor agreed brightly.
She leaned in just slightly, her voice dropping—soft, amused, and edged with something sharper.
“You’ll have to reorganize your ducks another day.”
Lucifer held her gaze, something tense flickering behind his smile.
“…Of course.”
For a moment, neither of them moved.
Then Alastor stepped back, all brightness again, as if nothing at all had passed between them.
“Well! Do enjoy your morning, won’t you?” she chimed.
And just like that—
She was gone.
The air shifted, her presence vanishing as abruptly as it had appeared.
Silence lingered for half a second.
Then—
Husk set the bottle down with a soft clink.
“Yeah,” he muttered, not even looking at Lucifer. “You’re not sneaking anywhere near Cannibal Town without her knowing. Not a chance.”
Lucifer’s jaw tightened slightly as he stared at the empty space she’d occupied.
So.
She knew.
Or at least—she suspected.
Either way…
This just got a lot more complicated.
Lucifer did not linger.
The second Alastor vanished, the air still humming faintly with her presence, his expression dropped—smile gone, amusement stripped clean away, replaced with something sharper.
Focused.
“Oh, to hell with subtlety,” he muttered under his breath.
Behind the bar, Husk snorted. “Yeah, that’ll end well.”
Lucifer ignored him.
With a flick of his wrist, a portal split open beside him—golden, radiant, edges crackling with divine energy that didn’t belong anywhere near the Hazbin Hotel. He didn’t hesitate. One step forward—
—and he was gone.
Cannibal Town greeted him like a wrong note in a song.
The air felt off. Thick. Sweet in a way that made his nose wrinkle slightly, like something left out too long but dressed up to pretend otherwise. The buildings loomed in strange, crooked angles, all polished facades and polite menace.
Lucifer stepped out of the portal, which snapped shut behind him with a sharp crack.
He paused.
Looked around.
“…Right,” he said.
A beat.
“…Where the hell am I going?”
He clicked his tongue, annoyed. Of course he hadn’t thought this part through. He had been more concerned with beating Alastor here than with what came after.
“Rosie,” he muttered, tapping a finger against his chin. “Rosaline? Rosetta? Something with an ‘R’…”
A passing sinner froze when Lucifer’s gaze snapped to them.
“You,” he said, pointing.
They stiffened. “Y-Your Majesty—”
“Yes, yes, delightful. Where can I find…” He paused again. Grimaced. “…the cannibal overlord woman.”
The sinner blinked.
Then, very quickly, pointed down the street. “E-emporium. End of the block. You can’t miss it.”
“Marvelous.”
Lucifer didn’t thank them. He was already moving.
Cannibal Town parted for him—but not the way the hotel did.
Here, the sinners didn’t just fear him.
They watched him.
Smiling.
Whispering.
Some even giggled behind gloved hands as he passed, eyes gleaming with a hunger that had nothing to do with power.
Lucifer’s steps slowed—just slightly.
“…Charming place,” he muttered.
He turned a corner—
And there it was.
An emporium, pristine and inviting, with just enough wrongness beneath the surface to make it unmistakable. The sign swung gently overhead.
Lucifer didn’t hesitate.
He strode up, shoved the door open—
Ding.
—and stepped inside.
Warmth.
Soft lighting.
The delicate clink of porcelain.
Lucifer stopped dead.
At a small table near the center of the shop, two figures sat comfortably across from each other.
One, elegant and poised, dressed in soft, vintage charm—
And the other—
Alastor.
Smiling.
Relaxed.
Holding a teacup like she hadn’t a care in the world.
“…Lucifer!” she chimed, as if he’d just arrived for a scheduled visit. “How lovely of you to join us.”
Lucifer stared.
Then, slowly—very slowly—his eyes shifted to the woman seated across from her.
The woman who could only be—
“Rosie,” Alastor supplied sweetly, gesturing lightly with her cup. “Allow me to introduce His Majesty, the King of Hell.”
Rosie beamed, setting her teacup down with delicate precision. “Oh my, what a surprise! We don’t often get such… distinguished guests dropping in unannounced.”
Lucifer didn’t move.
Didn’t blink.
Then—
His eye twitched.
“…You’ve got to be kidding me.”
Alastor’s smile widened, just a touch more wicked.
“Now, now,” she said lightly. “You didn’t think I’d let you wander into Cannibal Town unsupervised, did you?”
Lucifer let out a slow breath, dragging a hand down his face before straightening, composure snapping back into place like a well-practiced mask.
“…I had it handled.”
“Of course you did,” Alastor agreed immediately.
Rosie giggled softly behind her hand.
Lucifer shot her a look.
Then, with a sharp flick of his coat, he marched forward and dropped into the empty chair at their table without invitation.
“Fine,” he said, forcing a smile that didn’t quite reach his eyes. “Since we’re all here…”
He leaned back slightly, crossing one leg over the other, gaze flicking between them—calculating, irritated, but still very much in the game.
“Let’s have that tea, shall we?”
Alastor’s eyes gleamed.
Rosie clapped her hands once, delighted. “Oh, I do adore unexpected company.”
Lucifer leaned in just slightly, voice smooth again—but edged now.
This wasn’t over.
Not even close.
Alastor’s grin stretched just a touch wider—too wide to be entirely innocent.
Behind her, her shadow peeled subtly from the floor, distorting against the wall as it mimicked Lucifer’s posture with exaggerated flair—then promptly made a series of mocking faces in his direction. Wide eyes. A pout. A dramatic swoon.
Lucifer’s tail lashed once behind his chair.
Then again.
Sharp. Controlled. Irritated.
He did not look at the shadow.
Refused to give it the satisfaction.
Across from them, Rosie observed all of this with bright, delighted interest, her smile curling into something knowingly amused as she delicately set her teacup down.
“Well now,” she chimed, voice warm as honey, “do tell me, dearies… to what do I owe the pleasure of your company today?”
Her eyes flicked between them—lingering just a second longer on Lucifer.
“It’s not every day a gal gets an unexpected visit from royalty.”
Lucifer inhaled slowly, smoothing a hand over his coat as if nothing at all were amiss.
When he spoke, his voice was perfectly composed.
“Curiosity,” he said simply.
Alastor’s shadow rolled its eyes.
Alastor herself just watched him, chin resting lightly against her hand, smile unwavering.
Rosie’s brows lifted ever so slightly. “Curiosity?” she echoed.
Lucifer leaned back, crossing one leg over the other again, posture deliberately relaxed—though the faint twitch of his tail betrayed him.
“Yes. I was in the neighborhood—”
“You weren’t,” Alastor cut in pleasantly.
Lucifer’s eye twitched.
Rosie covered a small laugh with her hand.
“—and,” Lucifer continued smoothly, as if uninterrupted, “I thought I might pay a visit to one of Hell’s more… established figures.”
Rosie beamed at that. “Well, aren’t you just sweeter than pie.”
Alastor’s eyes flicked to him, amused.
“Oh, I’m certain that’s exactly why you’re here,” she said lightly.
Their gazes locked.
A beat passed—tight, charged, silent.
Then Rosie leaned forward slightly, folding her hands together on the table, thoroughly enjoying herself.
“Well,” she said, tone bright but edged with curiosity, “if it’s business, you’ve come to the right place.”
Her smile sharpened just a little.
“And if it’s personal…” her eyes flicked briefly to Alastor, then back to Lucifer, “…well, that’s even more interesting.”
Lucifer’s fingers tapped once against the arm of his chair.
Measured.
Calculating.
He could feel it now—this wasn’t just a conversation anymore.
It was a trap.
Or a test.
Possibly both.
His gaze slid briefly to Alastor.
She looked entirely at ease, sipping her tea, shadow still quietly mocking him in the background.
Waiting.
Watching.
Daring him to say it.
Lucifer smiled.
Slow. Deliberate.
“Let’s call it…” he began, eyes returning to Rosie, “…a matter of mutual interest.”
Alastor’s grin didn’t falter—
But something in her eyes sharpened.
Rosie, on the other hand, looked positively delighted.
“Oh,” she said softly, leaning in just a touch more. “Now you’ve got my attention.”
And just like that—
The game truly began.
“You see,” Lucifer began, voice smooth but edged with something deliberate, “lately, I have come to the realization that I may have made a grave error in a recent deal I made with our dear friend, the Radio Demon here.”
He gestured lightly toward Alastor.
Alastor raised a brow, her smile widening just enough to show interest. “Oh?” she hummed. “Are my services not to your liking, Your Majesty?”
“Oh, your services have been more than satisfactory, Bambi,” Lucifer replied easily, the nickname slipping out with practiced casualness. His tail gave a slow, irritated flick behind his chair. “It’s more your… approachability that needs work. It can be rather difficult working with someone you hardly know.”
Behind her, Alastor’s shadow made an exaggerated show of clutching its chest in mock offense.
Alastor herself only smiled.
Rosie, however, leaned forward slightly, clearly delighted.
“Well now,” she cooed, folding her hands neatly beneath her chin, eyes flicking between the two of them with open interest, “that does sound like a bit of a predicament.”
Alastor tilted her head, one brow still raised. “Approachability?” she echoed, almost amused. “Why, I’ve always considered myself perfectly pleasant.”
Her shadow, of course, immediately bared jagged, exaggerated teeth at Lucifer in disagreement.
Lucifer ignored it.
Completely.
“Yes, well,” he said smoothly, leaning back as though entirely at ease, “pleasant and accessible are not quite the same thing.”
Rosie hummed thoughtfully, tapping a finger against her cheek. “I suppose that depends on what one expects from a partnership. Some folks prefer a little mystery. Keeps things… exciting.”
Her gaze slid briefly to Alastor.
Alastor’s smile didn’t falter—but her eyes sharpened just a fraction as they returned to Lucifer.
Lucifer leaned forward now, resting his elbow on the table, his tone quieter. More deliberate.
“And some,” he said, “prefer clarity. Understanding who they’re dealing with. What they’ve actually agreed to.”
A beat passed.
The air tightened.
Rosie’s smile grew.
“Ohhh,” she said softly. “Now that sounds less like a complaint… and more like a concern.”
Alastor let out a soft, musical chuckle, setting her teacup down with delicate precision. “My, my. And here I thought you enjoyed a bit of unpredictability, Lucifer.”
“I do,” he replied easily.
Then, just a shade sharper—
“But not when it involves my agreements.”
Their eyes locked.
This time, neither of them looked away.
Rosie leaned back in her chair, thoroughly entertained now, her gaze glittering with interest.
“Well,” she chimed brightly, “if it’s understanding you’re after…”
She turned her head, looking directly at Alastor with a knowing little smile.
“…you’ve come to the right place.”
Alastor didn’t look at her.
Didn’t move.
But something in the room shifted—tight, subtle, dangerous.
Her shadow stilled.
Just for a moment.
Then—
“Oh, Rosie,” Alastor said lightly, though there was the faintest edge beneath the sweetness now, “you do have a flair for dramatics.”
Rosie only smiled wider.
“And you,” she replied gently, “have a habit of making people curious.”
A pause.
Then, sweet as sugar—
“And curiosity, as we all know, can be a dangerous thing… especially when it belongs to someone with as much authority as His Majesty.”
Lucifer’s fingers tapped once against the table.
Slow.
Measured.
He didn’t break eye contact with Alastor.
“Then perhaps,” he said quietly, “it’s time that curiosity was… rewarded.”
Alastor’s grin widened.
Sharp.
Unyielding.
“Or,” she countered just as softly, “perhaps it’s time it was… discouraged.”
Rosie let out a soft, delighted laugh, glancing between them like someone watching a perfectly staged performance.
“Oh, I do adore a good negotiation,” she said warmly.
And just like that—
The tea had gone cold.
And the conversation had teeth.
Rosie’s smile turned positively radiant.
“Well now,” she said, voice lilting with delight as she set her teacup down with a soft, deliberate clink, “if it’s answers you’re after… I do believe I can help with that.”
Lucifer’s attention snapped fully to her.
Alastor did not move.
Rosie folded her hands neatly in her lap, posture prim, expression warm—but her eyes gleamed with something far more knowing.
“You see,” she continued sweetly, “I happen to know quite a lot about our dear friend here.”
A pause.
Then, almost casually—
“After all… I did once own her soul.”
Silence.
Heavy.
Immediate.
Alastor’s smile did not disappear.
But it froze.
Her fingers tightened—just slightly—around her teacup. Porcelain creaked softly beneath the pressure.
Behind her, her shadow went still.
Completely still.
Lucifer’s eyes widened—just a fraction, but enough. Interest flared, sharp and immediate, something almost hungry flickering behind his composure.
“Well now,” he murmured, leaning forward slightly, voice smooth but charged with something new, “that is… interesting.”
Rosie tilted her head, pleased.
“Oh, I thought it might be.”
Lucifer’s mind was already moving, already calculating. This was more than a lead—this was leverage. Real leverage.
His smile returned, slower this time.
More dangerous.
“And what,” he began, “might something like that cost me—”
The chair scraped sharply against the floor.
Alastor stood.
Abrupt.
Controlled—but only just.
Her head dipped slightly, shadow falling across her eyes as they flickered—just for a moment—into glowing, spinning radio dials.
The room seemed to tighten around her.
Not loud.
Not explosive.
But dangerous.
Lucifer barely had time to react.
Something dark lashed out—
Shadow.
It coiled around his wrists, his torso—another snapping up to clamp firmly over his mouth before he could get another word out.
“Mmph—!”
In an instant, he was yanked back into his seat, bound fast, his wings twitching in restrained irritation as the shadow tightened its hold.
Rosie did not flinch.
If anything, her smile softened—fond, almost.
“Oh, Alastor,” she sighed lightly, “must you be so possessive?”
Alastor inhaled slowly.
Then exhaled.
And just like that—
Her smile returned.
Bright.
Pleasant.
Perfect.
“My sincerest apologies, Rosie,” she said smoothly, as if nothing at all had happened. “It seems His Majesty has overextended his stay.”
Lucifer struggled against the bindings, muffled protests sharp and indignant—but the shadows held firm, unyielding.
Alastor turned her head slightly toward Rosie, posture poised once more.
“Do forgive the interruption,” she continued sweetly. “We’ll have to continue our visit another time.”
Rosie rested her chin lightly against her hand, watching the scene with open amusement.
“Oh, I do hope so,” she replied. “Things were just getting interesting.”
Alastor’s smile sharpened—just a touch.
“Oh, I’m sure they’ll become far more interesting,” she said.
Then she turned.
The shadows lifted Lucifer cleanly from his seat, binding him effortlessly as they dragged—no, carried—him along behind her.
The bell above the door chimed softly as she stepped out.
Ding.
And just like that—
They were gone.
The moment the door shut, Rosie let out a soft, delighted laugh.
“Well now,” she murmured to herself, reaching for her teacup once more, “that’s going to be a problem.”
She took a delicate sip.
And smiled.
The bell had barely stopped ringing when the shadows surged forward.
They carried him—swift, silent, unyielding—through the winding streets of Cannibal Town before slamming him unceremoniously against the nearest solid surface in a narrow, empty alley.
The grip vanished.
Lucifer dropped to his feet, stumbling just slightly before catching himself.
The gag dissolved.
Silence hit.
Sharp.
Immediate.
He straightened slowly, brushing off his coat with deliberate care, wings twitching once in restrained irritation.
Then—
He looked at her.
“…You bound me?” Lucifer said, voice low, incredulous. “In public?”
Alastor stood a few paces away, back turned to him, posture rigid.
Still.
Too still.
“You were about to make a mistake,” she replied.
No lilt.
No humor.
Just cold.
Lucifer blinked once.
Then his expression shifted—annoyance sharpening into something more focused.
“A mistake?” he echoed, stepping forward. “I was about to secure information. Something you’ve gone to rather impressive lengths to keep from me.”
She didn’t turn.
Didn’t move.
“Or,” he continued, voice tightening slightly, “are you simply afraid of what I might learn?”
That—
That made her react.
Her shoulders tensed.
Her fingers curled at her sides.
And slowly—
She turned.
Her eyes flickered—just for a second—into those glowing, spinning radio dials again.
“You have no idea what you’re asking for,” she said.
And this time—
It didn’t sound amused.
Lucifer paused.
Something in her voice—something off—cut through his irritation.
Not anger.
Not entirely.
There was something else there.
Something tighter.
Quieter.
He studied her.
Really studied her.
The tension in her jaw. The way her hands hadn’t quite relaxed. The faint tremor she was trying very hard to hide beneath that ever-present smile—
And then it clicked.
Lucifer’s expression shifted.
Slowly.
From irritation…
To realization.
“…You weren’t just angry,” he said.
Alastor’s smile snapped back into place immediately. “I don’t know what you mean—”
“You were worried.”
The word landed between them.
Alastor froze.
For just a fraction of a second—but it was enough.
Lucifer’s eyes lit up.
Oh.
Oh, that was rich.
A slow, delighted grin spread across his face as he took a step closer.
“You were worried,” he repeated, softer now, almost amused. “Not about your little secret—no, no, you’ve guarded that just fine—but about me.”
“That is not—” she started sharply.
But he didn’t stop.
“You thought she’d make a deal with me,” he went on, voice smooth, pleased, “and that I might actually accept.”
Alastor’s composure cracked—just slightly.
A faint flush crept across her cheeks.
“Don’t be ridiculous,” she snapped, a bit too quickly. “I was preventing a strategic misstep. Nothing more.”
Lucifer leaned in just a little, eyes gleaming.
“Of course,” he said lightly. “Because the King of Hell is so easily outmaneuvered.”
“That isn’t what I—”
“You were worried I’d end up in her debt,” he cut in, softer now, more precise. “That she’d gain leverage over me.”
Silence.
Alastor didn’t answer.
Didn’t deny it.
And that—
That was everything.
Lucifer’s grin widened, something almost giddy flickering beneath his usual composure.
“Well,” he said, voice warm with unmistakable delight, “isn’t that interesting.”
Alastor turned her head slightly, refusing to meet his gaze now.
Her smile was still there—but it was strained.
Tighter.
And yes—
There it was again.
That faint, creeping red at the tips of her cheeks.
“You’re reading far too much into this,” she muttered.
Lucifer laughed softly.
“No,” he said. “I don’t think I am.”
He straightened, brushing invisible dust from his sleeve, entirely too pleased with himself now.
“You cared.”
“I did not.”
“You did.”
“I didn’t.”
“You dragged me out of a negotiation mid-sentence.”
“You were about to do something stupid.”
“And you panicked.”
“I do not panic.”
Lucifer’s grin turned sharp.
“You blushed.”
“I did no such thing.”
“You’re doing it right now.”
Alastor’s head snapped toward him, eyes flashing—equal parts irritation and something far less controlled.
“I am not—!”
She stopped.
Clamped her mouth shut.
Her shadow flickered behind her, betraying her agitation even if she refused to.
Lucifer just watched her.
Smiling.
Slowly.
“…Fascinating,” he murmured.
Alastor exhaled sharply, turning away again, composure snapping back into place piece by piece.
“Believe whatever you like,” she said, voice cool once more. “It changes nothing.”
Lucifer tilted his head, still studying her.
“No,” he agreed lightly.
A pause.
Then, softer—
“But it explains quite a lot.”
Alastor didn’t respond.
Didn’t turn back.
But her shadow lingered—restless, unsettled.
And for the first time—
The balance between them had shifted.
Just a little
Alastor didn’t turn.
Her back remained to him, posture once again composed—controlled—though the faint tension in her shoulders hadn’t fully left.
Lucifer watched her for a moment longer, that pleased, knowing smile still lingering on his lips.
Then he spoke.
“Fine,” he said lightly, brushing imaginary dust from his sleeve. “Since you’re so eager to keep me all to yourself—”
Alastor’s shadow twitched sharply.
Lucifer’s grin widened.
“—how about this?” he continued, voice smooth, almost playful again. “We make a bet.”
That got her attention.
She paused.
Slowly, she turned her head just enough to glance at him over her shoulder, one brow lifting.
“A bet?” she echoed.
Lucifer stepped closer, hands clasped loosely behind his back, posture relaxed—far too relaxed for someone who had just been dragged through the streets by shadow tendrils.
“Yes,” he said. “Just a game between the two of us.”
A beat.
“That way…” his eyes flickered with something sharper, “…no one else gets involved.”
Alastor studied him.
Really studied him.
The confidence. The curiosity. The way he wasn’t backing down—not even a little.
Her smile returned—slow, deliberate.
Dangerous.
“And what exactly,” she asked, turning fully now, “would the terms of this little game be?”
Lucifer’s wings shifted slightly behind him, folding in as he tilted his head.
“If I win,” he said, “you answer my questions.”
A pause.
“Honestly.”
The word lingered between them.
Alastor’s eyes narrowed—just slightly.
“And if I win?” she asked.
Lucifer didn’t hesitate.
“You get whatever you want.”
That—
That made her still.
Not visibly.
Not dramatically.
But something in the air changed.
Because they both knew—
That was not a small offer.
Alastor’s shadow stretched subtly behind her, curling along the ground like it was thinking for her.
“…Careful, Lucifer,” she said softly. “You’re offering quite a lot for something you don’t even understand.”
Lucifer smiled.
“That’s what makes it interesting.”
A beat passed.
Then Alastor let out a quiet, almost delighted hum.
“Oh, I do enjoy a good game,” she admitted.
She stepped closer now, closing the space between them, her gaze locking onto his.
“But I do have one condition,” she added.
Lucifer raised a brow. “Naturally.”
Her smile sharpened.
“You don’t get to choose the game.”
Lucifer’s grin didn’t falter.
“Wouldn’t dream of it.”
Their eyes held.
Tension—thick, electric, undeniable—coiled between them.
Alastor extended her hand.
Elegant.
Inviting.
“Then we have an agreement?” she asked sweetly.
Lucifer looked at it.
Then back at her.
And after only the briefest hesitation—
He took it.
Her grip tightened.
Just slightly.
And somewhere in the distance—
A radio crackled.
The game had begun.