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Hell is a group chat
6:27
Internet is online.
Internet: Why are you guys spamming so much. I was working on my essay.
Purple guy: Internet why tf do you already have an essay
Didnt you just finish another 10 page 1 or smth??
Slenderman: Wait r we in the same class????
Purple guy: you too?
Who is your teacher what the heck
Slenderman: ms. Jackson or smth
Internet: We aren't in the same class, I got someone else.
Talked: aint no way there r tow teachers giving essays one atfer anoteht bro 😭😭😭
Alien: exactly what I wats thinking
what the sigma
Purple guy: SYABU GO BACJ TO YOUR PLANTE
Internet: It's not that hard.
.
Hm.
Talked: PRUPLE IS THAT SISCRIMAINTAION?!?!?!?
Pair: help siscrimaintaion???
Alien: Ehlp im getint harassed
@Minutely
Talked: shut up pair
Alien: @Minutely
Slenderman: Purple :(((
Purple guy: NO ITS NOT DISCRIMINATION WHAT
BirdsX2: Purple I thought you were different.
Purple guy: ITS NOT DISCRIMINATION YOU BIRDBRAIN
BirdsX2: ...
Pair: 😶
Slenderman: :□
Adult Supervision is online.
Talked: Gasp* 🤯🤯
Internet: Uhm.
Pirate: !!!!
Alien: O_O
Adult Supervision: Purple.
Purple guy: Oh shi
I do not discriminate
Promise
Adult Supervision: Purple.
You are being rude.
Purple guy: ...
.
Sorry
House fire: L
Purple guy: ...
Alien: the girls are fighring
Talked: 🍿
WannabeRoyalty: Interesting :)
Slenderman: Purple does this mean we arent going to the library
Purple guy: house fire I hope you get whats in ur name
Adult Supervision:
Purple guy: ANYWAY i need to go to the library with slenderman now bye
Adult Supervision: :(
Purple guy went offline.
Slenderman: byyyye chat
Slenderman went offline.
Adult Supervision went offline.
Pair: lol bro bookde it
Alien: bboodke lol
bodoke
bdooke
bookde
Pair: no way YOU'RE correcting me right now
House fire: lmao pair bro "bookde"
Talked: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Alien: 6777777
Internet: Not very relevant...
Alien: STPO
Pair: Im going to jump off a cliff
House fire: bro.....
Maybe u should.......
BirdsX2: !
Talked: WOAH CALM DOWN
Pair: ..
@Minutely
House fire went offline.
Pirate: That was quick.
Adult Supervision is online.
Adult Supervision: Huh.
Alien: lololololol lil bro lost all his aura
Purple guy is online.
Purple guy: get out you illiterate infant
Purple guy went offline.
Alien: :(((((((
</3
Heart broke
Never gon revcobecr
Internet: How do you even do that?
Alien: bro tou in teh negative auras
Not evry on is a genuiues or soemthign
Internet: Hm.
I don't think you need to be a genius to not add extra letters into words.
BirdsX2: </3
One of my bsf is evil.
Bullying grade school kids.
BirdsX2 changed Internet's name to Director.
Director: 🙁
That's kind of...
Unstable behavior from you, Bird.
Director changed their name to Internet.
Pair: wth
Talked: ur the?????? 🤯
D-d-d-director???????
Internet: No idea what you're talking about.
Internet went offline.
BirdsX2: 😔
Pair: I have so many questions
I am
So confused
Talked changed Pair's name to So Confused.
Talked: Hello So Cobfused ^_^
im Talked
So Confused: .
Not for long
So Confused changed Talked's name to Idiot
Alien: HAHA
Pirate: Damn
Not very friendly.
Adult Supervision: Pair. Alien. :(
So Confused: HE ATARTED IT
Alien: ive benen buleied all ady
and neo im getiting told ffo
:(((
Idiot changed their name to Talked.
Talked: yo u guys sukc
9 ahr e yuo
oyu dseerce t i
So Confused changed their name to Pair.
BirdsX2: uhm.
Talked, what?
Talked: fcukw yuoy
Adult Supervision: Talked.
You guys really need to be just a bit nicer to each other.
What's happening today?
Pair: I
Pirate: Dad's disappointed :<
Alien: RHIS ISJ NROMAK
BirdsX2: Ah yes.
Normal.
Also sry Dad :(
Map is online.
Map: Guys my fihs drowned qhat do i do
Read 12:56.
12:58
Map: guys?
hello??