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Izuku POV:
Okay, if what I'm reading in this interface is correct (and I can't believe that's actually the craziest sentence so far), I have health, stamina, and magic meters, a party tab in the upper left corner of my H.U.D., and settings show I can turn on or off if others deemed trustworthy to the chat can observe its aspects. Thank... well I guess the gods now, that I can actually see what the stats show the alterations the gene-shuffle did. But why is it Midoriya-Shigaraki-Shimura-Peverell for the family name now?
And apparently the gene-shuffle was modified for Asuna-san as a "mate pairing" so that only they share a piece of each other's DNA as they're married. Ok, focus Izuku, what does this all mean: 1. Multiverse theory is real. 2. The Bermuda Triangle theories are real. 3. I now have nine brothers, a sister, and a sister-in-law. (How I'm gonna explain THAT particular fact to mom I have no clue.) 4. Magic is real and I have it. 5. Why does my stats screen say I have Odin force and the celestial energy of Samael? And 6. I really hope i can fulfill this quest about making sure when (because "if" will net me a debuff of "sink the ship: forced to tell only the truth for 12 hours, literal burning sensation on the rear when attempting to not speak") I confess about Kaach-Bakugo and the education system's borderline villainous treatment of me.
...Yeah, I'm definitely gonna need a drink with that 150 yen linked notebook set. The enchantments that let it share with each notebook, infinite space with a quick find glossary, and genetic-soul encryption so only we can read them are dead useful. And the extra 1000 yen to assimilate my existing journals and lock the originals in my inventory is definitely worth it.
"Midoriya-shonen! You've been staring off in space muttering at a concerningly faster pace than normal. What seems to be bothering you my boy?", my mentor and overly earnest only real support, All Might asks me. I completely forgot I was training with him when this started. GREAT! AND I have to add him to the chat for a quest now too?! Oooo, the reward is basic Chakra control and a copy of all village forbidden scrolls. Nice. AND A FULL HEAL FOR ALL MIGHT THAT'LL FIX A HIDDEN EMBEDDED TUMOR IN HIS SCAR TISSUE PREVENTING HIM FROM BEING ABLE TO REGENERATE OR ARTIFICIALLY REPLACE WHAT HE LOST!!!! Damn it, now I have no choice. Thank Peter's original self I have his number... aaaaand done.
Group Chat
User 13 has been added to the chat
Asta has changed User 13's name to Yuno
User 14 has been added to the chat
User 14's name has been changed to Toshinori
Izuku Quest Complete: Reveal the Unreal: Add All Might to the chat to help him with his teaching skills and be educated on how to train you in One for All better.
Izuku Hidden Quest Complete: Divine Irritation: Read your stats and learn some truly insane revelations. Reward: Once bestowed OFA, forced reactivation of removed birth Quirk through physical and psychological trauma of simultaneously awakening of the divine energy sparks in your DNA and Soul. Note: Naruto, Danzo Shimura was himself under a minor Genjutsu that made him act more on his darker impulses. It broke when you met and interacted with him when he was henged. A quest to add him has been added so he may meet his descendant.
Asta Quest Complete: Beginning of a Prince's crowning: Welcome the rightful heir of Spade to the chat, and beginning the journey to reclaiming his throne. Note: As a half Elf, Yuno is also more easily capable of bonding with Celestial Spirit Wind Magic once the Celestial Wind Spirit is found.
Toshinori:...
Yuno:...
Yuno: Asta, what did you just drag me into? And why is the "recommended video" showing me a turd with arms and legs gripping it's butt?
Asta: I don't think I could successfully answer that without breaking down laughing, Yuno. So, preferably, don't ask me that without the intention of being laughed at. Just watch it, and you'll understand the kind of chaos to expect while here.
Peter: Wait, what was that notice about divine spark and removed Quirk?
Kirito: I'm kinda more intrigued about the LITERAL PAID PROFFESIONAL SUPERHERO IN THE CHAT!! No offense Pete.
Peter: It is kinda unfair, but being paid to do the right thing kinda defeats the purpose.
All Might: I understand your sentiment shonen. The pro-hero system was originally supposed to be a S.W.A.T. equivalent.
All Might: Now, the implications the quest reward gives is deeply troubling to me.
Delsin: Oh, you the fact Izuku's dad is probably your greatest enemy and took his Quirk because it was a stronger version of his own and the sentience that comes with it would have usurped his own and he'd be little more than a meat puppet controlled by a representation of Greed and Gluttony not even his father could stop because he wanted Izu to have an actually livable life with your Quirk being the only one he deemed worthy to replace it and by extension have it finally return to the family just to stop him for good?
All Might:...
Delsin: Yeah, classic comic book stereotype.
Marinette: ...I mean, he's not wrong?
Izuku Hidden Quest: Demon Lord and Hero Heir Story Gimmick #15: Find out your dad and you are basically Darth Vader and Luke with extra steps. Reward: A deep connection with The Force, four Kyber Crystals with strong resonance, lightsaber crafting guide, and training in all things The Force. May as well keep with the theme, yeah?😜
Izuku:...
Natsu: That's that emoji thing, right?
Delsin: agdifjsiegdjwvsgadsjek
Delsin is currently dying of laughter, do not be alarmed. Although, his elder brother Reggie is confused by everything.
Harry: Hey Izu, can you help me make these "spells" from the America Wizard shorts into actual spells? Or at the least point me to the right weapons to use for it?
Harry:...
Harry: Oh cool. Someone else with a Dark Lord gimmick.
Ren: Arséne wanted me to ask if you had any tea suggestions Harry. Apparently, he's given me some aspects or what his persona represents and I'm craving it.
Izuku: Gold Peaks Imperial from my world is pretty popular high class tea.
Marinette: I bought some for me and my gf to try, it really is tasty.
Harry: Wait.. GF?! You're Lesbian!?
Marinette: Oh, yeah. Give me a second.
Users 15 and 16 have been added!!
User 15 has had their name changed to Chloe
User 16 has had their name changed to Felix
Chloe: Um.. Mari, sweetie, what the fuck is this?
Felix: I just backread... The fuck you mean Multiversal?! How the fuck is that even possible?! WE HAVE FUCKINB SPIDERMAN AND ALL MIGHT IN THIS CHAT?!
Peter: It's Spider-Man, you uncultured swine.
Natsu: Finally, someone who understands my pain.
Harry: People keep on assuming my middle name is Jameson instead of James. How the fuck do you think I feel!!
User 17 has been accidentally added through sheer force of hatred.
User 17's name has been changed to J.J. Jameson
Marinette: Fefe, are you drunk again?
Felix: I just spent the last 12 hours dealing with my arrogant cunt cousin Mimi. Take a wild guess.
J.J. Jameson: ...SPIDER-MAN!! ALSO, YOU BRAT, GET THE NAME RIGHT!! I MAY HATE THE WEBBED MENACE, BUT HE DOES DESERVE SOME RESPECT!! Wait. You're drunk, kid?
Felix: ...Maybe a little.
J.J. Jameson: ...Ok, kid. I'm going to be speaking from experience here. Drowning your emotions in alcohol can only go bad. You're using it to drown anger, I'm assuming. Don't. Use it to fuel you as motivation.
Peter: ...Wow, JJ. That was... Inspiring.
J.J. Jameson: ...Ok, I'm fixing this.
J.J. Jameson has changed their name to Jonah
Jonah: Web head. Explain.
Marinette: Wait. I thought you hated him?
Jonah: It's an act. He figured it out a while ago. I do it to keep him from getting a big head. So that he remains grounded to the reality of the situation. At least, I do now. At first I did hate him. Nearly had him killed several times.
Peter: Then... I noticed a change in how he acted. It was less unbridled hatred, and more... Tough love.
Marinette: ...So How Fefe and I are, but less siblings, more father-son?
Peter: I mean... He's my Godfather.
Marinette: What?!
Felix: Whu!!
Chloe: How the hell?!
Peter: ...Yeah, I had the same reaction.
Asta: ...Uh, guys?
Asta has uploaded Thefuckisthis?!.gif[A 4 second recording on loop of Asta forming a sphere of what looks like Multiple clock hands and faces
Marinette: ...You can form visible time balls?
Izuku: ...I need my nectar for this analysis.
Asta: Zu, NO!!
Izuku: ZU YES!!
Toshinori: Midoriya-shonen. Before you go down whatever rabbit whole you're about to dive into, I feel that you and I may need to return to your home so that we may discuss the full scope of your training and new... circumstances.
Sasuke: Yeah, that sounds like a convo that's been unnecessarily put off ngl.
Naruto: Like Hiruzen telling me who my parents are? Or that we're technically legally Godbrothers despite both being Madara's grandkids?
Sasuke: Exactly.
Sasuke: Wait what?
Naruto: Did you NOT read the stats menu?
Sasuke: I WAS BUSY BUYING META MATOES AND SMOKE BOMBS WHIPE RUNNING FROM BUBBLEGUM FANGIRL BRO!!!
Naruto: It's called multitasking and situational awareness duckass.