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He woke up in his bed, grumbling from the AWFUL headache he had, why?
It was obvious.
Bumming around all night playing video games and falling asleep at 5 am, and waking up at 1 pm.
He just groggily sat up, taking several minutes of procastination before he decided to get up from his bed, yawning and wiping his eyes as he fumbled onto his feet.
He nearly opened the door only to remember he was a mostly naked sleeper, quickly letting go of the knob to go put some pajama pants and a t shirt on, so he wouldnt be walking around in just boxers, only way he got his decency was from trying to avoid embarassment.
And NOW he was getting out the room, twisting the knob and pulling open the door, walking out and to the kitchen, not even bothering to brush his teeth in the mornings, said it was "a waste of time. brushing at night is more than enough.", yeesh. anyways.
He walked out his room and straight to the kitchen, not even having the decency to brush his teeth in the morning, spotting 1x as he grabbed a snack of some chips and a rootbeer, internally already planning to talk to them.
He didnt know what to say though, so he just silently thought to himself, wondering, should it be just a hi? eh, not like him. should it be a hey?? seems too wannabe nonchalant, should he try to sneak up and scare them? seems a bit too much of a jackass move. shou-
"Yo, you good??"
Well unknown to him he was already scaring them by standing right behing them in lost silence, to them he looked mad. Well shit that sure is a "great" way to greet someone.
"Ah- my b4d. Was just th1nking"
"Well okay then, what was it about?"
SHIT. it'd be embarrassing to admit he was just overthinking about a damn GREETING.
"Uh- i dunn0."
"...you already FORGOT???"
phew. better to look like a dumbahh then even have a HINT of weakness.
"Y3ah... heh3"
"Fuckin stupid. also, did you just wake up??"
"Ye4h, why?"
"Its 5pm the fuck you mean 'why'??? Dawg im asking YOU???"
"I jus sp3nt all n1ght g4ming, what 'b0ut you?"
"Uh-"
1x stopped and thought, but the silence was quickly interupted by c00lkidd loudly spilling out their secret.
"Oh! oh! i know!! They were cuddling slasher!!"
1x stopped to just dissapointedly stare, resisting back from just yelling out at him, before loudly sighing. Well there goes what they wanted to be kept secret.
"You're lucky i dont beat kids."
C00lkidd just giggled at that, probably being exposed to a bit of that humor back when 007n7 first adopted him, DEFENITELY not in the later years though. Oh that 7n7 would have his jaw sent to china at the thought of joking like that.
"3h?? what d0es h3 mean?? we'r3 you tw0... 'l0ving e4choth3r vee3e33ry much?'"
"Wh- NO!! uh- he was actually just comforting me."
"..wh4t kind 0f comf0rt-"
"QUIT THAT-!"
"Heh3he3heh3.. s0rry :3,
So anyw4y, what w4s he c0mfort1ng you 4bout?"
1x just stopped to nervously think, before getting an idea, just keep it bland. aint gotta specify.
"Eh, i was just crying about something. Had fell asleep next to him and couldnt remember what it was."
Phew! seemed belivable, surely it wouldnt cause too much worry?
Well it didnt cause worry sure, but it was jelousy.
"3h? Crying? uh- heh3- you kn0w y0u c4n talk t0 me 1f you n3ed dude-"
"It was like 5 am and i could hear you snoring"
"..uhh w3ll i me4n you c4n alw4ys wak3 me up..?"
"Eh, it was something you wouldnt get"
"Oh uhh, w3ll alr1ght then-"
"Yeah ima see you later"
"K by3"
Even 1x could sense he was being a little jelous so they just walked off, while he stood there feeling like he just fumbked the WHOLE conversation.
*..w3ll gre4t.*
He thought himself, sighing as he walked off. Not even remembering the damn snacks he got, leaving them to sit on the counter forgotten.
He walked back into his room, and just sat on his beanbag, grabbing his gaming console and just trying to forget what just happened.
That effort didnt work though. Even while he played he still overthank it all. How he got tense, why he got tense- wait why even had he gotten tense at the thought of 1x possibky liking someone el-
...
No way.
No FUCKING way.
......
Well, he might have a crush on 1x.
Juuuusst greeeaaaat.