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mamas day specual
till: luka it is mamas day we need to do something for iavntoes
luka: yes wr shpild he is skincare giver😁😁😁😁😁 i think its damaging our skin instead though hes a dumb overconsumer for skin products😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
till: hey other than skincare he overconsumes food too
luka: hahaaha thank god he is not my boss right now😁
TILL: yes we ar ein modern au if u didnt know btw if ur reading this we are in modern au right now we are normal here
luka: 💴 yen
til: ok i think i have idea for what we do for mother sday special
luka: hatbwe do
till: we do acrobatics
luka: what the fuck are you on
till: i playd acrobatics roblox game awhile ago and learned many things
luka: WE NEED TO PRACTICE ACROBATIC RIGHT NOW
till: HIRE INSTRUCTOR
luka: WHERE DO WE FIND INSTRUCTOR
till: ivantoss many friend maybe he has nstructor friend
luka: i hope his baby daddies are useful
till: i also doubt his morbidly obese baby daddies can do anytjing but maybe we will try
luka: they connect eachothers kilograms
timeskip till and luka is trying to hire dawnn (ivantos babydaddy)
dawnn: ok i am teach u guys how to meditate first 🧘♂️
till: wy the fuck do we need that
luka: hey i canot do that it can destroy calcium
dawnn: then what the FUCK DO YOU GUYS WANT NO WONDERWHY IVANTOES TALKED SHIT ABOUT U ALL
tTILL: BITCH SKIP TO GOOD PARTS
Dawnn: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN GOD PARTS WE NEED TO START WITH BASICS
Luka: tooooo fucking boooring and too much work
dawnn: NO SHIT THATS HOW TO START A PROFESSIONAL CAREER
luka: to much work
till: maybe we can stop lessons and get into performance instead we will think of easy choreograoh
luka: ya we will do it better
dawnn: lazy asses wtf
ok till is not write
luka is write
luka and fill: rude dude rude fuck
luka: ok lets try ignore this weirdo
Till: ok
they gi on practice stage and are doing acrobatics wow fly ✈✈✈✈fly ✈ spin left rigt left right forward ⬅
lukas bones crack she breaks ankle and slips and falls
Lluka: ooowwww whay the fuckkhgggh
till: i am. flying ✈✈✈hahahahaha 🤣😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹killing killing killing killing killing killing butterflies killin killing killing killing killing killing butterflies we stay ip all nighrt kklling butterflies
till loses focus and falls on luka and snaps his neck and gets jnjuy and lika too injury from. the weight too (till not fat but he trained acrobayics too much and hrew muscles😊 sorry emoji accidenf)
ivantoes: (was watching from distance) oh what the fuck what the cuck what the fuck oh dear god skincare kids ghis is what happens when you dont take ski ⛷️🎿ncare fucking idiors
hhahmiz: Oh wow! Do we call for ambulance!
hyunwoo: Yes you dumb fuck
Haymizi: Die die die die 💀
Ambulance: 🚑🚑🆘🆘🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨helo is here
maeno: (gets out of ambulanc e) i will check the patients (is heck) ok on e has snapped neck but somehow survived he is author idfk aand the other broken angle and back i mean ankle not angle i have Tourettes syndrome
taugono:😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍ye😍😍😍s😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇lets kiss
masno: someone take the patients go hospifal
Tsufino: kiss😆😆😆😆😆😅😅😅😅😅?😅😅😅😂
Maeno: they are shallow breathing and faint pulse help belp go now
Yaugino:😢😢😢😢where afeyou now where are you now🙂😞
(phones. exllode wig warning METEOR SHOWER SOON)
till: (half consciou s) meteor shower quick take cover
luka: (half consciois too) but the hues im our hair compliment one another
ivantoes: wtf autistic kids i mean artistic
ok im out of ideas
ok till is back to writing
ivantoes: hey there is meteor 🚿 oh my dear lordy
meteor shower rains and hits ivantoes and he burns to death and is bleeding out
maeno tsugino angered because what the fuck is ivantos doing there is meteor shower and hes ding nothing he is dumb bitch
luka: OUR MAMA IS DYING TOO
Till: i hope ee do not end up in the same place as her
luka: were all ending up in hell dawg
till: s long as we do not end up on the same layer of hell as ivantoes dawg itll be fine
luka and till dies from injuries maeno and tsugino got distract because they kiss and luka and till do not gj to either heaven or hell they end up getting reincarnated as chickens 🐔 c
hapy mama day ivantoes fat bitch