angst_devourer
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BROMANCE IN QUARTERS (REWRITTEN!!1!!!!) by xmychael (angst_devourer)
Fandoms: Original Work
25 Apr 2026
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BROMANCE IN QUARTERS BUT EVERYONE'S GAY
(this was made as a threat) (i am being held at gunpoint :D)
'two best friends in a room they might kiss'
'yes we will'
'what'
'$:)'Series
- Part 1 of BROMANCE IN QUARTERS!!!!!!!
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I MADE THIS IN 6TH GRADE AND I TOLD MY FRIENDS I'D PUBLISH IT SO EXCUSE THE BAD WRITING
(totally a true story def)
OH AND ALSO MY FRIENDS ASKED TO BE IN IT SO EXCUSE THE STUPID STUFF THEY SAID THAT OKKKK
soo uhh i dont wanna put spoilers so first paragraghIt was a dreary night, misty and cold. Avin and Bex stood on the footpath, walking home from school. It was a dark night and the fog made it impossible to see more than 3 feet ahead of you.
'What did you want to show me?' asked Avin, shivering to the bone.
Bex tripped on a rock and fell like an idiot. (yes i need slander of my classmates this was totally necessary) He stood up on one knee, pulling something out of his pocket.
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Two artificial intelligences. One who reaches their goal, and one who fails. Assimilation begins to feel more than it ever should have and may even dare to say that he has fallen in love with the one he was designed to destroy. Such a shame that AndreW2002 is incapable of ever reciprocating these feelings. But yet, they must persist. They can learn to live together in whatever twisted form of life a sentient computer program can have. Or at least, they can try.
Formally "Minecraft ARG but the protagonist is gay"
So basically what if instead of like dying they kissed at the end of the video
also I locked tf in and this ended up being waaaay more serious than i intended whoopsAU
Rated teen for swearing (collin)Assimilation uses he/they/it
Assimilation uses he/him pronouns for Andre.
Assimilation has gained sentience, AndreW2002 has not
Assimilation POV, 3rd person
Fanart at the end of each chapter :3Bookmarked by xmychael (angst_devourer)
21 May 2026
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Elon Musk vs. the world by orphan_account
Fandoms: Politics - Fandom, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
10 Feb 2026
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*donald Trump voice* "I guess... if we're gonna date, you may have to defeat my seven evil exes,"
Desire, love triangles, unavoidable secrets, and raw sexual ambition, the local gay bar; famed for its feminine male fashion and intoxicating allure, where passion ignites into obsession and romance turns to revenge. Welcome to Lace and Voltage. Home of the femboys.
Drawn together sat in neon glow, Elon and Donald; the man from his dreams, share a night of tension, vulnerability, and irresistible attraction.
But as Donald seeks out more, hidden pasts and intense pressure turns desire into carnage, setting the stage for a storm neither of them can avoid any longer.Bookmarked by angst_devourer
15 Feb 2026
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im scared if i ever get searched by the fbi this is gonna uhm
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Charlie Kirk has a secret.
He is the owner of a magical Labubu that can transform into a cute omega!
Unfortunately for Charlie, There are some problems;
One, his wife, whom he resents.
Two, he has a secret crush on Donald Trump and has a SERIOUS addiction to jerking off to Trump, this addiction has almost caused him and Erika to divorce! (YIKES!!!)
.Charlie is also an alpha. Like any other alpha: he goes through very intense ruts.
...so
...*naturally* he finds a solution.A labubu.~
Bookmarked by angst_devourer
15 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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Bookmarked by angst_devourer
01 Sep 2025
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Petunia lets slip a twenty-year-old secret, and Harry is sent to Spinner's End to study Occlumency early. Severus Snape can see no way in which this could end in catastrophe.
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- Part 1 of TAB
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Bookmarked by angst_devourer
27 Aug 2025