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Shane Hollander created the group
Shane Hollander added Ilya Rozanov, Cliff Marleau and Luca Haas
Shane: You’ve all been messaging me a lot since last week and I thought it was better to just make a group where we talk things out once and for all.
Cliff: sick nice one hollzy
Ilya Rozanov named the group Cliff Marleau Apology Tour
Cliff: ok @Ilya Rozanov i got u bro 🫡🫡🫡
Cliff: @Shane Hollander sorry i told you about the secret threesomes
Cliff: i didn’t know they were secret 😬
Cliff: and sorry for sucking ur boy’s dick
Cliff: it won’t happen again
Cliff: @Ilya Rozanov sorry i punched u king
Cliff: bros don’t punch their bros
Cliff: basic bears code 🐻
Cliff: ik u got one in first
Cliff: but maybe centaurs live by different rules
Cliff: ok what else let me think 🤔
Luca: Baby, please stop
Luca: You have nothing to apologise for
Ilya: BABY
Ilya: who the fuck are you calling BABY
Ilya: surely not this 40 year old man
Cliff: i’m 34 dude u came to my birthday in march
Ilya: @Luca Haas you are the baby
Luca Haas renamed the group Ilya Rozanov Apology Tour
Ilya: no fucking way
Ilya Rozanov left the group
Shane Hollander added Ilya Rozanov to the group
Shane: Ilya.
Ilya: shane
Luca: @Ilya Rozanov you really do owe us an apology
Ilya: @Luca Haas i thought you were scared of me
Luca: I was scared you would react badly to hearing about me and Cliff and I was right!
Luca: Sorry but we are both consenting adults and we haven’t done anything wrong
Luca: Especially Cliff
Ilya: nice try kid but i fucking know marly ok
Ilya: i know what he’s like
Shane: Oh we’re all aware of how intimately you know him.
Ilya: shane please
Ilya: not now
Shane: Right, I’ll save being annoyed at that for another time shall I?
Shane Hollander left the group
Ilya: ffs
Ilya Rozanov added Shane Hollander to the group
Ilya: shane
Ilya: sweetheart
Ilya: light of my life
Ilya: marly already told you it wasn’t like that
Ilya: what do you need me to do
Ilya: i can come upstairs right now and suck your dick in an actually gay way to make you see the difference
Luca: See this is what I mean
Luca: It’s a double standard!
Luca: You are both very open about your relationship but if Cliff mentions one sex position we’ve tried in front of you, you hit him @Ilya Rozanov
Luca: It has to stop
Cliff: also roz luca explained it a bit and i think i get it now
Cliff: like probably u can’t suck dick in not a gay way
Cliff: or i guess u could
Cliff: if u were just trying it or something
Cliff: decided it wasn’t for u
Cliff: but yeah we were probably doing it in a gay way brother
Ilya: jesus fucking christ
Ilya: [link]
Ilya: [link]
Ilya: [link]
Ilya: [link]
Ilya: [link]
Shane: Ilya what the fuck is this?
Ilya: just links to some of the many MANY porn clips marly has sent me over the years
Ilya: and you’ll notice how no one in the videos looks anything like @Luca Haas
Ilya: so sorry for being surprised to find out marly’s type all along has been baby rookies who are twelve years old
Luca: @Shane Hollander can you actually control your man please
Shane: Watch it, Haas.
Ilya: yes fucking watch it, haas
Shane: But also Ilya you need to calm down.
Ilya: betrayed
Ilya: by my own husband
Shane: And you need to apologise.
Shane: Before I start sharing links to the many, MANY women you were seen with before we got together properly, none of whom look remotely like me.
Shane: Cliff and Luca can make their own decisions about this stuff. Same as you.
Ilya Rozanov left the group
Shane Hollander added Ilya Rozanov to the group
Shane: Now who’s being a baby @Ilya Rozanov.
Ilya: do i actually need to say it
Shane: Yes.
Luca: Yes
Cliff: honestly u do u king
Cliff: whatever u want 👊
Luca: @Cliff Marleau we talked about this
Cliff: oh shit yeah
Cliff: sorry roz
Cliff: yes
Luca: …
Luca: Any time now @Ilya Rozanov
Ilya: just give me a minute fuck
Ilya: ok
Ilya: @Luca Haas sorry for calling you a baby
Ilya: i know you are not actually a baby
Ilya: and can make your own choices
Ilya: even if those choices are bad ones
Ilya: @Cliff Marleau sorry for punching you
Ilya: if you do anything to hurt him it will happen again
Ilya: @Shane Hollander sorry i did not tell you about the threesomes with marly
Ilya: or with st simon
Ilya: or that one time with carter vaughn
Ilya: we will just have to have our own threesome to make up for it
Shane: Nice try.
Cliff: tbf luca and i could do a threesome if u want roz
Cliff: he’s a little bit into u for sure
Cliff: and i’d be down to try sucking your dick in a gay way fr this time
Cliff: like as gay bros
Cliff: bisexual bros 🩷💜💙
Cliff: oh ig it wouldn’t be a threesome if u were there too @Shane Hollander
Cliff: and ur a good looking guy so i say let’s get u involved 😉
Luca: Baby
Luca: PLEASE stop talking
Cliff: oh
Cliff: u got something else in mind for my mouth instead 😈
Ilya Rozanov left the group